[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

Milky Way, Solar System, Earth, America, Long Island, New York, Nineteen...

God knows what year it is, anyway, it is a spring when catkins fly wildly.

The three guys who had completed half the life of the universe in a few hours sat in a row, slumped on the bench by the side of the road, their eyes were dim, and they felt their bodies were hollowed out.

The soaring adrenaline perfectly blocked the uncomfortable signals sent by the body.After returning to human society, the nerves relaxed for a while, and the sequelae of traveling through time and space too frequently broke out: the three people were twitching and painful from the head to the toes, sore and numb, like building blocks that collapsed when touched , pitifully scattered all over the ground.

They sat in silence, too tired to talk.

I could only hear the sneezes provoked by the catkins one after another.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!"

The catkins fluttered, and the nose squirted.

In the end, the alien girl, whose body structure is different from that of a human, took a breather, and began to complain to the great inventor next to her: "I said it a long time ago, jumping too fast and too far on the timeline will cause problems." Yes, it's all your fault for being too greedy—Ah Choo!"

Tony Stark immediately shot back when he heard the sound: "You said it in a dream—Ah Choo!"

The great inventor rubbed his sore and itchy nose angrily, and swore viciously: "I'll buy all the vacuum cleaners in New York when I go back and take them to the streets to suck catkins!"

He, a once-in-a-thousand-year genius, has touched the first life on earth, listened to death rock with dinosaurs, shook hands with Copernicus, danced on the moon, and seen everything in the world-today he was provoked by mere catkins!

The flying catkins on the ground rolled with the wind, and smashed their heads and faces at the three people on the bench, as if mocking the great inventor for his mentality.

"Can you buy it now..."

Hydera turned over in pain, buried her face in Grant Bartuk's cotton jacket, trying to avoid the catkins drilling into her nasal cavity, but to little effect.

"I'm so tired—Ah Choo!"

Grant Batuk didn't want to move, and let Hydera rub dust on his clothes: "Riding a dinosaur hurts my ass."

Hydera lowered her head subconsciously when she heard the words, and carefully observed the position of the agent below the waist and above the legs.

Tony Stark slapped the alien girl on the face and pulled her back, "Where are you looking!"

Hydra:? ? ?

"Why did you hit me? Grant said his ass hurts?" The alien girl struggled weakly under the inventor's big hand, "Since everyone is so tired, why not go back to sleep... I I miss that [-]m x [-]m bed."

Tony Stark said: "...Did you know that your words are very ambiguous when you say them together—Achoo!"

Hydera said: "You can shut up and spray your saliva on my face!"

A certain part of the body became a hot topic of discussion, and Grant Bartuk couldn't help but roll his eyes.

As an excellent agent with outstanding endurance, Liu Xu couldn't cause him the slightest trouble.He lazily stretched his long legs across the sidewalk, squinting his eyes to soak up the sunlight.

"She can't understand." The agent said firmly, "She can't even understand 'I can do it all day', you expect her to understand advanced English? She can also understand a Barbie princess gone."

Hydera said: "Ah? No, I have already imported the entire Merriam-Webster dictionary into the language database...how come there is an advanced version? ——I can still understand the Barbie series, my favorite The "Barbie in the Sky Lake" one!"

Tony Stark choked: "...Okay, you've managed to classify me as a G in my head."

The kind you can't even watch Harry Potter on PG-13.

Now even Grant Batuk turned his head, and together with Tony Stark, Qi Qi looked at the puzzled blonde girl in the middle with loving eyes.

Hydra:  …

She felt underestimated.

But she couldn't tell why, but she just instinctively felt that the expressions these two guys looked at her were really disgusting-Hydera knew this expression, when she saw the alien pet puppy with an IQ of less than two digits playing in the mirror It's the same expression.

Hydera puffed up her gills unhappily, like an inflatable salamander.The great inventor laughed and stretched out his hand, rubbed his soft face that was so easy to pinch for a while, and reluctantly withdrew his hand before the alien girl couldn't help but rush over to strangle him, calmed down, and sat up straight Some ask:

"So what year is this?"

Hippie bell bottoms and afro all over the street, it looks like seven 80s - but what year?

"Arnold randomly picked a day, how would I know the exact time."

Hydera was powerless to Tony Stark's question.

"...Where can I find my father? In a dream?"

Tony Stark's eyes widened, deeply contemptuous of the alien girl's unreliability.

"Arnold never finds the wrong time!"

Hydera rolled her eyes, feeling that the inventor was making trouble out of no reason, "Don't you know what year it is when you buy a newspaper?"

She pointed to the newsstand on the opposite street, "Go!"

Tony Stark said, "Just go!"

One minute later, his ass was still nailed to the bench, motionless.

... He really didn't dare to go.

The so-called shyness of being close to the hometown is probably a description of his current psychology.

The great inventor wiped his face and stared at the fluttering of catkins, the throng of people, and the bright and clean windows of the shop.He has countless ways to determine the exact time now, but he still can't move forward.

The atmosphere slowly became heavy.

Hydera and Grant Batuk noticed the gloomy side face of the great inventor. The two looked at each other and punched and pushed each other, trying to figure out who would comfort the frustrated little poor man. .Before they could use their feet, the great inventor himself spoke first.

"...do you smell hamburger meat?"

The man sniffled, straightened up and looked around, searching for the source of the smell with those caramel-colored eyes.

"This smell... there must be a Burger King nearby."

If you can smell Burger King, you're not in such a bad mood.

Hydera laughed all of a sudden.

"I smell it. Why, do you finally feel hungry?"

"I'm very hungry now, very hungry. Hunger is the greatest enemy of a brain worker. The end of the world can't threaten scientists, only hunger will." Tony Stark said seriously.

"So I'm going to eat ten double burgers. Anyone want to join me?"

After a while, three people squatted at the entrance of Burger King, each holding a double-layer Angus thick beef burger and a glass of Coke, dipped French fries in ketchup, and ate catkins, chewing with relish.

"By the way, why don't we sit in the store?" Grant Bartuk opened the second burger and asked while eating.

"Good question." Hydera wiped the meat sauce from his mouth, and pointed his backhand at Tony Stark, who was munching on a burger, "Do you think his father will appear in Burger King?"

"He's an alcoholic who only likes bars and dance halls," Tony Stark said without looking up.

Hydra shrugged at Grant Bartuk.

"And he's an asshole."

Tony Stark squeezed the hamburger in his hand, looking at the barbecue sauce that was squeezed out.

He seemed to be stimulated by certain words, like "Daddy"; or anxious to be near someone he'd never thought he'd touch again—in short, the inventor started talking.

"He never takes me to fast food restaurants. Burgers, Coke, donuts, pizza — he doesn't like it, doesn't allow it on the table, and doesn't want to give in to me once. Of course, he can't control me now Yes, I eat as much as I like.

“He was always impatient. He would turn his nose up at everything I did. I will always remember when I was four years old, I made my first circuit board and showed it to him excitedly, but he waved it away and said to me. Yelling 'I don't have time to waste on your low-budget gadgets'...was short of saying I was an idiot for letting him down. Even 20 years after he died, he didn't forget to preach to me. "

Talking about the past, Tony Stark is like an adolescent who yearns for attention and understanding. He stubbornly lifts the unhealed scars and shows them to others, as if this can cover up his fear...

And even if I get hurt, I still don't live up to expectations that remain.

"But for his friends, his idol, and his favorite Captain America, he has never lacked praise and love. Since he was a child, the name of the most frequent person in his mouth is first mother, second is Captain, and third is Peggy Carter, I'm not even sure I'd be able to finish fourth with his yelling... He kept talking about the captain like I was never worth a word from him."

Tony Stark closed his eyes, took a deep breath when he opened them, looked up at the sky stubbornly, exhaled slowly, and suppressed the soreness in his eyes.

He backed off a little.

"He said I was the only one who had the ability and the ability to finish what he didn't finish; that I was his greatest creation, now and in the future...but he never said that to me...I mean, Really, really, tell me with your own mouth.

"......love me."

He bowed his head.

Tony Stark seems to have returned to the useless age when he was always looking at the busy back, and the expectant eyes and eager begging could only get an impatient "I'm busy".

Over a long period of time, he has learned not to wait in place, to use messy out-of-the-way behaviors in exchange for attention, or to let others wait for him. He has gotten rid of control and managed to control himself.But he can't learn one thing, even though he is over 40 years old, wealthy, talented, and even became Iron Man...

... He also can't learn to give up hope.

Those videotapes and the words relayed to him by others can only calm his confusion for a while, but they can't support him to really walk out of the shadows.

He will always be that lonely child watching his father's back.

The lonely boy's voice trembled.

"He doesn't even like me—"

Before he could finish speaking, Tony Stark suddenly felt a huge impact hit him, bringing him to the side.

"Hey! Watch the road!"

Hydera quickly supported the inventor who almost fell to the ground, and yelled dissatisfiedly at the passers-by who rushed forward recklessly.

"Oh! Sorry sorry!"

The stranger also fell hard.But he didn't cry out for pain, and quickly got up from Tony Stark with his hands and feet, laughing happily, "I didn't pay attention to the road!"

Tony Stark tugged at his clothes, and looked up impatiently and annoyed to see which heartless guy was smiling and apologizing.

Then he froze.

The man who knocked him down was not young, around 50 years old.At this time, the clothes were messy, and one of the suspenders of the suit pants slipped down, and he didn't remember to help it up.With a bright silly smile and messy hair that didn't match his age at all, he blew kisses to Tony who was hit by him.

"Oh! Stranger! Good luck today! Good luck tomorrow! Good luck every day!"

The middle-aged man with inappropriate words and deeds spoke incoherently, and anyone could see that he was dazzled by the tide of ecstasy.

"Looks in a good mood?"

Hydera was infected by this pure joy, and asked with a smile.

The man laughed even more silly when he heard this.

"Yes! I have received the best gift from God!——I have a son! I actually have a son!"

He cheered, with a hearty and frizzy smile, like a young man dazzled by joy, the impulse to share happiness with others dominated his body, and gave each of the three strangers in front of him a fierce enthusiasm Embrace.

"He'll have all my love! —Strangers, may you have your gifts sooner or later! I'm going to hug him!"

After saying goodbye hastily, he completely forgot about the stranger he met by chance, and rushed in the direction of the hospital frantically, leaving him yelling and yelling all the way flowing along the air.

"I have a son! Hahahaha!—"

His voice sounded so ecstatic.

"Forgot to say congratulations to him."

Hydera smiled and said to Tony Stark, but when he saw the expression on the other side, he gradually stopped smiling.

The alien girl held her breath and asked softly.

"Why, where does it hurt?"

"No...it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all..."

Tony Stark looked dazed, his hands stiffened by his sides.

The man gave him a warm hug just now, so fast that he didn't even have time to hug him back.

"...I know what time it is today."

Tony Stark murmured weakly.

Today is 1970, May, 29th.

It was the day he was born.

The man who was overjoyed at the birth of his son was Howard Stark.

...his dad.

The author says:

Howard was indeed an alcoholic, a heavy drinker.

In the comics, Tony Jr. goes to Howard with his gizmo, but Howard waves him away, saying, "I don't have time for this garbage! Do you understand!?"

His whole life he was looking for Steve Rogers, the man he admired and loved the most.

Captain who lives like a love rival: ...I'm so embarrassed.

Peggy Carter: Howard, I know you love him as much as I do. (The original words of the TV series "Agent Carter")

Maria Stark: ? ? ?

Tweet: "Magical Girl Lixia Boy" Zhan Kong:

This is a story of a girl who seems to have countless winners in life with beautiful men, but in fact it is——

"Sorry, I'm a man!"

He changed his gender as soon as he crossed over, and facing suitors from different worlds, what he is best at is sending each other a good person card, showing his big white teeth: "I think we are still suitable to be friends."

Every once in a while, Lixia will travel to other worlds, become the brave there, and save the world.

Regarding gender issues, please treat the protagonist as a genderless slime. 】

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