Misrepresentation of the Three Kingdoms

I don't know how heavy Da Qiao's hands are that day, but Zhuge Liang has already asked for a week's leave.

Sun Ce was at ease, except for Zhang Fei who hid in a corner and secretly painted him every day, no one made him unhappy.

Zhou Yu was tired of reading last night, so he used Xiaobawang as a pillow of human flesh, and slept soundly and soundly.

Sun Ce didn't dare to move, and he stopped holding the dog's tail grass.He glanced at Zhou Yu and smirked.After laughing, he took another look at Zhou Yu and thought: How can there be such a cute and handsome person who even drools in the world?

This person is none other than my wife.

Emma is very happy.

The sun was suddenly blocked.

As soon as Sun Ce looked up, he saw a man with a more nasty smile than him.

Liu Bei, Liu Xuande.

Liu Bei has a baby face, with a look of innocence.I heard that he is a descendant of King Zhongshan, and his life signature: Call the Han dynasty at all costs!

Sun Ce wrote on the ground with his fingers, "What's the matter?"

Liu Bei smiled and made a mouth shape, and said silently: "Young man, I see that you two have strange bones, do you want to join our Shuzhong gay group, oh no, it is the Shuzhong men's group?"

Sun Ce: I refuse.

Not only did he refuse, he threatened.

"You go back and tell your little lover Zhuge Liang, if you pester my Gongjin again, I will kill him with a single shot!"

Liu Bei fluttered his big watery eyes, "Mr. Zhuge and I are innocent, you have to trust me."

Sun Ce: I believe you are a big-headed ghost.

He pointed to Liu Bei's clothes, "Can you take off the peacock feathers on the collar first?"

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang are 18 years older than them.

The ghost knows what unsuitable things they did for children in places they didn't see.

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Don't get me wrong, the military division's clothes are torn, I'll mend him. I accidentally stuck his hair on."

At this time, everyone is a little kid.Not king yet.They shouted to the lord, the military division.So Sun Ce said with disgust, "I don't want to know what kind of weird play you guys are playing!"

Guan Yu is a 1.8-meter red-haired teenager who is also 18 years old.

Sun Ce looked at him, and then compared with the 1.9-meter Lu Bu, he thought: In terms of bravery, Lu Fengxian is slightly better.

Like a chicken, Guan Yu carried away the painter (peeping tom) Zhang Fei in the corner.

Liu Bei smiled and said: "I'm really sorry, the family education is not strict."

He cupped his hands and walked slowly ahead of the two brothers.

Although he is polite and modest, his eyes are restrained and sharp.

Zhou Yu rubbed his eyes and woke up.His head was still muddy, so he grabbed Sun Ce's sleeve and wiped his mouth.

Sun Ce held his cheeks, kissed off his saliva, and said with a smile, "It hurts to use the sleeves, and I'm not afraid of scratching the skin. I'll just give you a kiss."

Most of the clothes in Jiangnan are silk, so the skin will not be worn out.

Zhou Yu rolled his eyes at him, "You're not too dirty either."

Sun Cexiang sipped his cheek, "It's yours, so don't dislike it."

Zhuge Liang completely remembers eating but not fighting.

Later, he went to molested Lu Xun, and Da Qiao caught and beat him a few times, and kicked him out of Jiangdong Academy.

Military Master Zhuge said that he just wanted to win over talents, and it was really not a molestation.

After all, Shuzhong is far away from Jiangnan, so they went back after living there for a month.

A new notice was posted on the campus bulletin board.

Brothers Cao Pi and Cao Zhi from Cao Wei Academy, and Zhen Mi from Yuan Group will come to our school for exchange and study.

The author has something to say:

I messed up everyone's age here

In fact Liu Bei is much, many years older than them