[Reaper Hirako Mako fan] Yesterday is not today

Compared with the chatting, gossip and gossip of the captains gathered before the meeting, the existence of the meeting itself has always been the object of the idle and lazy blonde captain's snort.

Therefore, during the entire meeting, except for the newly promoted Captain of the [-]th Division who was stabbed into the meeting room by Mr. Yamamoto on his ass with a cane, and grabbed the hair on the back of his head and smirked carelessly, the blond captain used to lazily He raised his eyelids and rolled his eyes at Captain Urahara, who was standing awkwardly in the middle of the two rows of white coats, and complained by the way, "Mr. Yamamoto's eyesight in choosing the captain is getting old and dim, and all crooked melons and jujubes are stuffed into the captain's position." It's taken for granted. Er, the thin and tall blond gentleman complained helplessly: "You are the least qualified to say such a thing, right?" Then he closed his eyes and rested his mind with a casual sentence from the blond captain: "Don't care about such things. Little things."

Next, of course, the Goutei [-]th division team, especially the [-]th division team, started a very busy day. First of all, the captain of the [-]th division can line up from the street to the end of the alley, walking end to end. A moving convoy that circles around the house of the Sifengyuan family. --Huh?Why is this metaphor so similar to a highly polluted advertisement for floating corpses?

Second, the limp and limp speech of the new official when he took office did not even ignite a fire, which was completely despised by the little girl in Hiyori from personality to body.

The third thing, of course, is Urahara Kisuke, a bastard who is not so talented as the captain, but is absolutely proficient at kidnapping girls, and that love kick that makes the hot loli's heart secretly feel right on the bridge of the nose.

Well, you asked me why I am so clear about the itinerary of the freshly released captain Urahara, of course it is because of the 98 master who is carrying a tweeter with pictures and texts to explain enthusiastically... Cough, the real situation is that Captain Hirako has been working with his vice team for a long time. The unique skills of tracking and anti-tracking, reconnaissance and anti-reconnaissance, which are beyond the reach of even the gold medal paparazzi of the "Women's Association" and the professionals in the Goutei 24th Division-the secret mobile unit, are finally in addition to their own [-] Filial Piety has played its due role in the objects other than the deputy team. To some extent, it is not only a sister-in-law but also a daughter-in-law. Captain Shaking M is climbing the wall to comfort the broken-hearted. When I was the captain, besides being stubbornly dragged by the very irritable little girl from Hiyori who couldn't see the delicate negative feelings of loneliness and sadness, I also took the pickiness of my son-in-law as my father-in-law. He looked at a certain current captain who was rubbing his head and giggling with the team members in the corridor.

The conclusion is - outrageous!

If you have to add a modifier to express strong feelings before this concise comment, then it must be--it's too outrageous!

In particular, when Pingzi realized that he was not the only onlooker who was squatting on the wall to watch his son-in-law, although the Fifth Division was always as lazy as a sleepy big cat, it was also nimble and nimble in its actions. Those blond-haired captains who were armed to the teeth and born killers made a decisive decision. ——Be sure to talk to Captain Urahara, the sooner the better.

Ever since, the love-hate love-hate relationship between Ping and Lanpu, which many people talked about, was silent on such a dark night where the five fingers are suitable for killing, setting fire, stealing incense, stealing jade, rendezvous, elopement and all the beautiful things that are sneaky. The good show begins.

As for everyone from the Pingzi high-ranking officials who are promiscuous, the spring heart sprouts, and Urahara is forced to demolish Yepu CP, and the original partner of the main house, the blue boss, follows and follows the whole process to watch and catch the rape in bed... The scene in the corridor is JQ, JQ or JQ?It's a question of different people's opinions (seeing prostitution and seeing wetness).Stand up straight.

"Hey, that's really the case, your face is full of embarrassment. Xiaoxisuke~"——Why does this sentence sound so much like the opening remarks of a playboy who thinks he is elegant, self-restraining and connotative, and flirting with beautiful women? Did it work for you?Miss.Of course, you can also make up your mind to become a doorman who is responsible for carrying bags at the entrance of a five-star hotel.

Sitting on the railing, he didn't know whether he was looking at the stars or in a daze, or both. Captain Urahara turned his head, still smiling shyly and absent-mindedly: "Ah, it's Hirako-senpai."

"Tsk, it's such an absent-minded look again." Hirako walked across the lush grass in the courtyard, slowly moved to the railing, and hung crookedly on the wooden handrail like a boneless one, "Hyyori brought you There's been a lot of trouble, right?"

"Ah, it's okay. Speaking of it, I have to thank Captain Hirako for the gift." Urahara shifted his gaze from the sky full of stars to Captain Hirako's long hair that looked like sunshine in the dark night, and managed to confuse all the members of the [-]th squad. The captain, who was hidden in the shadows, smiled softly.

"You and her can be regarded as acquaintances, so I don't need to repeat Hiyori's question again." The blond captain's slender fingers picked up a strand of softness that lingered on his ear and cheek, casually "However, your problem is too obvious. Kisuke, I never knew you had such a strong maternal instinct~~"

"Aha?" Kansai dialect's direct, sharp and merciless sarcasm caused the newly appointed captain of the first team to make an unintelligible monotonous sound, and the latter narrowed his eyes once again unfolding the same weak and deceitful words that have remained unchanged for thousands of years Smiling face, "Senior Hirako, don't make fun of me like this."

What responded to Kisuke Urahara was Hirako's solemn face, which even disappeared the signature smile, and his sharp gaze as sharp as a falcon: "Kisuke, I never doubt that your ability to perceive words and expressions will not be able to see you." I'm serious. However, it's not a good thing to be too observant."

It is rare for a person who is serious once to exude an extraordinary oppressive force once he becomes serious, even the sprouts of black-bellied profiteers who are thick-skinned and tough-skinned, who have been handpicked by Her Majesty the Cat Demon Queen of Sifengyuan I couldn't help putting away my playful face, and listened carefully to the words of Captain Hirako, who rarely burst into aura: "You know very well that Hiyori admires Ms. Kiryu as a mother, so she is very tolerant to face such a sudden change. Unreasonable Hiyyori. But, have you found that... You have actually copied the relationship between Hiyyori and Ms. Kiryu into your relationship with Hiyyori?"

"Aha?" The particle of the same tone, but this time it faintly reveals the feeling of sudden realization. Kisuke Urahara, who was rubbing a bunch of bangs on the bridge of his nose repeatedly, pondered for a moment, ended his long silent thinking, and said slowly, "Then , Senior Pingzi, what do you think I should do?"

Pingzi closed his eyes, and fell silent for a while as if he wanted to suppress some emotion. Only then did the Kansai dialect flow in the boundless night with an extremely rare gentleness: "You are also the captain now. I am no longer qualified. Make the decision on your behalf. Therefore, I only have a little suggestion from someone who has experienced it. As a superior, it is not incapable of understanding the minds and feelings of subordinates, but they cannot be swayed by their expectations and will. Think If you want to do something, just tell your subordinates directly and do it freely, if there is no one behind you in the end, it will only prove that you really don’t have the talent in this area.”

"To be honest, I don't think you are a guy who can do things based on people's faces."

"Oh? Is this the experience of Senior Hirako as the captain?"

"It's just the part that is useful to you, and the rest is a private secret that will not be leaked." Hirako squeezed his eyes, raised his index finger and pressed it gently between the curved lips, and his quiet and silent smile did not reveal too much Neat white teeth, "It's late enough, there are still things to do tomorrow."

"That's right." Urahara Kisuke, who stood up from the corridor and stretched his waist, smiled and thanked Captain Hirako who was standing outside the corridor, "No matter what, I still want to thank Senior Hirako for the gift. , It really helped me a lot. It’s better to leave now, Senior Hirako.”

The blond-haired captain just waved Captain Haori's oversized cuffs casually, and walked through the luxuriant grass as he did when he came, letting the extraordinarily intricate maze of light and shadow under the night swallow up the last ray of golden yellow from the sun's dazzling light.

"As you said, Ye Yisan, being the captain is really interesting." Stroking his smooth cheeks that had not yet been occupied by the thriving hair, the new owner of the [-]th division watched the direction in which the blond captain was leaving, The smile on his lips was full of anticipation and meaningful.

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"When are you going to stand there and see?... Soyousuke." The slender fingers penetrated into the invisible and qualitative space, and the bent joints not only gathered the strength from the muscles, but also gathered the energy flowing from the fingertips. Reiatsu, with its unhurried pace, mercilessly pierced through the false illusion entrenched in the space at the moment, and also dragged out a streamer that was more brilliant than a rainbow comet.

The amazed expression appeared on the face of the gentle and dignified vice-captain of the Fifth Division for a moment shorter than breathing and eyelashes, melted by the hazy night, the brown-haired young man with the sharp edges and corners in the youthful silhouette was gentle and quiet Eyelids lowered: "...that's amazing, when did you find out?"

Even with his back turned to his vice-captain, he still seems to be able to perceive the unpredictable divine light hidden behind his eyes. The corners of Hirako's long and narrow eyes reflect a cold and sharp cold light, but the steps under his feet are tumbling haori Zhong continued to move forward calmly: "When you were still in your mother's womb. Let's go, Soyousuke."

"Yes, Captain Pingzi." The docile and obedient deputy captain turned around naturally at the moment the words fell, and followed the blond hair fluttering in the night tacitly.

"...Captain Hirako, you are really a terrifying person."

"That's what I want to say to you."

"Ah~ Speaking of which, when I was preparing a gift for Kisuke, I bought you the same thing by the way, so wear it for me when you get back, Sousuke."

"If you mean that thing, my personal preference is still more inclined to refuse-if it is not an order."

"You are sure that I will not use the captain's privileges on this kind of thing, so you talk to me like this? Yousuke Sou. Isn't it just an iron chastity belt, is it necessary to be so stingy?"

"...It's not a problem in itself, but a problem that you will definitely cheat in the future."

"...Did I say that indulgence hurts the body? Soyousuke."

"So, you are actually planning to go back on your word?"

"... Long-winded! Don't take your time, hurry up, Sousuke!"

"Hay, Hay, my...Captain Hirako."

In any case, we seem to have glimpsed the truth buried under the heavy dust of history at the tip of the iceberg.It turns out that the reason why the little girl Hiyori's all-powerful and discolored son-in-law's foot fell to the ground at the moment when Captain Urahara was unpredictable was because she kicked a real iron plate. ==|||