[Reaper Hirako Mako fan] Yesterday is not today

Goutei thirteenth division team, especially the fifth division team members were horrified to discover a creepy and appalling phenomenon - the leader of the fifth division team, the idle cloud and wild crane, who does not care about the world and does not do business properly. The fashion vane and the mascot Captain Hirako who always only needs to pose in various public places to act as the most eye-catching background board are developing rapidly towards the template of a 24-filial piety perfect lover.

The chin, glasses, and eyeballs of the fifth squad that cover the floor as tiles have learned what it means to go up to the hall, get down to the kitchen, approve documents, write articles, write reports, and beat hooligans... Ah, no, it’s a big fake, and there are additional essentials Skill Warmer.

Of course, Captain Blonde has spared no effort to tell the world from the first day he joined the team. Today, he is known to all women and children as free, unrestrained, self-willed, aggressive, skipping shifts, and passively sabotaging. The frequency of the profound connotation of these three words has always been maintained at a lower position than the number of times the eighth team shaves in the unkempt, unruly, sexy and decadent flower cape, but compared to before, it is just like Yamamoto The old man's bright tiles are bright and bright, and he has made the most vivid image annotation for the word "intelligent". On his forehead, half a hair suddenly grows tenaciously like a seedling in a thousand hectares of land. This is a miracle. The past tense of the probabilistic event, which is full of energy to compete, is simply different. After all, although the eighth uncle's beard is crooked, it is in line with the growth law of high-level spirit bodies in the soul world. It grows a bit slowly, but it is better than Mr. Yamamoto who doesn't know In what year and month, I will bid farewell to the barren forehead of all hairdressing products forever! ——Actually, Mr. Yamamoto, the reason why you still have a waist-length, lush, snow-white beard after losing all your hair is because you followed the hasty pace of time and all those unlucky hairs abandoned you. Allocate your own salary quota and the last remaining love of beauty of an elderly male god of death to your beard, right? !

Captain Pingzi made the entire Jingling Court enjoy it, which fully embodies the great all-roundness of love. It neither intensified nor faded (?) and the seven-year itch entered the decay stage. Unknowingly, the pace continued until the penultimate day of another May.

For a long time, May has had an extraordinary meaning for all the members of the Fifth Division. Of course, it is not because May coincides with the number of the Division carried on their blond captain's delicate shoulders. If so Although she can't be said to be the number one on the list of the most popular male gods of death among women in the Goutei [-]th division all year round with her special cuteness and amiable gentle temperament, she is at least the top three.

It's because... I don't know whether it's the intention of the 98 gods who created the world or the malicious intentions of this great universe. The official birth dates of the captains and deputy captains of the fifth team happened to be concentrated in May.That is to say, no matter whether it is out of workplace communication to seize the once-a-year opportunity to do everything possible to flatter the boss, or it is really just out of the sincerity of the inferior to the superior, the reserve, and the strong. Sincerely, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and they are bound to pat the front waves on the beach (??) Admiration, May is for the entire Fifth Division and even for the entire Goutei Thirteenth Division because of the existence of Captain Hirako, who has a very wide circle of friends. Yandu is a busy and lively social season.

The birthday of May 5th, vice-captain of the 29th Division Aizen Soyousuke, has undoubtedly become the last carnival of this social season that has lasted for decades because of its particularly commemorative location on the timeline.

And the last word is usually the same as madness, or in order to distinguish this unique madness from the common madness, we can use another word to replace it-to draw an equal sign of insanity.

As we all know, when you get married, you will be forced to listen to the bridal chamber in the corner. If you are not careful at the promotion party, you will be forced to cuddle with the electric poles covered with small advertisements on the side of the road and cry for help. Even the exam accidentally won No.1. A group of envious, jealous and hated friends will put up their arms and separate their legs to stage a scene of peace every year, which will almost lead to the emptiness and loneliness in the second half of life. When the prestige and qualifications are far from the level of high position, weight or respect, but they have a very good popularity, then the only possibility is to become the target of public criticism.

Therefore, it is not surprising that the host of the birthday party and the vice-captain Aizen, who is the birthday party, suffered frenzied affectionate confessions and inhumane drinking attacks from visitors from all over the place one after another.

dong dong dong-

A square box represents the bouquet bouncing from one person's hand into the other's palm in the sound of drums that don't know when to stop. The ancient game of drumming and passing flowers is due to its extensive participation, simplicity of props, simplicity of rules and The compatibility of easy attachment of a large number of plug-ins has become a classic reserved item for gatherings with a large number of people. The God of Reaper, who unfortunately won the bid last time, was blindfolded and turned his back to the crowd. That counts as a little fun added to the game.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, the heartbeat of a heartbeat like a rain of stars. Suffering from myocardial infarction, stroke, and hemiplegia, the excruciating drumbeat finally came to an end. Huddled in an unoccupied corner, trying to fill the captain's bucket-like stomach as quickly as possible, the leader of the [-]th squad, the founder of the Technology Development Bureau, was holding a white plate of tempura, staring at the innocent little bean and rolling The square box that landed on the table stared wide-eyed.

"Hey, it's your turn for Kisuke, hurry up!" The drummer holding the hammer took off the cloth towel that blocked his view, and showed a mouthful of exceptionally white teeth against his dark complexion. Let me see how your luck is this time."

Because of the sudden fright, the swallowing muscles failed halfway. I am puffing my cheeks, stretching my neck and patting my chest, trying to swallow the half of tempura stuck in my throat, and I am running more and more towards the broad road of the black-bellied profiteer who is possessed by money addicts. Captain Urahara held his burning throat and hissed: "Well, ah, I'd better drink, Yaichi-san~"

"This can't be done. Drinking alcohol is a punishment for failing to meet the requirements, not a means to escape the requirements." The veteran captain of the flower cape, who is afraid of bad things in the world, is very unkind and vetoes Captain Urahara's attempt to persevere in the love of soy sauce. The idea of ​​contextualization was stillborn.

The other party, who was still massaging his throat persistently, scratched his head with his shiny claws, leaving a checkered pattern on his forehead that reminded him of the brush playing chess on his head. Finally, he reluctantly picked up the square box in front of him, pulled out a card the size of a poker card from the palm-width opening, glanced at it nonchalantly, and at the last moment, he could almost wipe out the weak root of bullying and fear of hard work in his bones at the moment of raising his lips and smiling. The newly fully activated weak smile was fixed on the young face in a very subtle shape, and with its enduring persistence, if a deadline had to be added later, it should be...a lifetime.

Kisuke Urahara, whose 600 bones and more than [-] muscles attached to the bones have all fallen into a state of absolute zero rigidity, has reached the peak of self-scattering when he almost maintains this posture for eternity. The beautiful instant God is faster than Bai Lei rushing out of his fingertips, passing by his childhood sweetheart with a graceful figure of a shooting star chasing the moon, and with a wave of his sleeves, he easily takes away the handwriting that is full of neat and uncharacteristic The retrograde text made Captain Urahara smile and walk away from the petrified culprit, and then...

"Ahahahahaha..." Her Majesty the Cat Demon Queen, who somehow knew how to hide her feet and pretend to be a lady in front of people so as not to frighten the onlookers, let out a burst of ignorance. Wearing gold and cracking stones, Ye Xingyun laughed loudly, while slapping someone's thin and narrow shoulders, and praised with tears shining, "Yo, you're really lucky, Xisuke. Pfft—hahahaha... "

Ome, whose elbows were always turned outward, spared no effort to ridicule her, and Captain Urahara, whose temporarily paralyzed facial muscles could barely function normally, smiled wryly and scratched his head: "Does Yoruichi-san know where Hirako-senpai is?"

"Except for the handwriting, there is nothing related to that guy, right?" The cat demon queen dragged the limp man out of the haori by the back collar of her child bride-in-law, "Hurry up, I But I like you very much ~ Kisuke."

"But...it's fine for anything else, but this...isn't very good for Senior Hirako?..." I was dragged to the feet of Mr. Shou Xing all the way, and finally because the porter was away from the fragile items, he handled it with care. The rude behavior of a hundred and eight thousand miles showed a landing posture like a tiger landing with the butt facing upwards. As soon as he came up, he gave the vice-captain Aizen a prostration on all fours and five bodies. He was so humble that he almost opened a flower inserted in the XX in the dust. Captain Urahara, who gave the gift of flowers, directly let the host, who was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai in the model of an approachable and kind person, get up and move the nest.

"Captain Urahara, who are you?" The black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of the nose reflected the flickering light from the bonfire, and he bent down and bowed down under the culottes in the deadly costume. Captain Urahara helped him up.

Captain Urahara, who was held by vice-captain Aizen with one hand and unified the shiny check pattern on his head into a reflector with the other, smiled shyly: "If I do something strange later, I hope Aizen-san doesn't mind."

Then, in the blink of an eye, when the villain BOSS, who is characterized by quick thinking, quick response and necessary skills, could not react, Captain Urahara has already appeared as a man who appears in men, especially men with oily faces and scum on the corners of their lips. The words are particularly frightening, and the extremely shy expression fully reflects the racial characteristics of loli, even if it is an unknown creature with an uncle's body and a loli heart, it is still delicate and soft and easy to overthrow. The vice-captain Ran is a human being, especially a magical creature like Loli, who relishes in the broad and warm embrace. To enhance the effect, he even stretched out a finger to draw circles on the white skirt of the dead bully outfit shyly, so that he is basically Announcing the world, at the very least, is also announcing to all the gods of death in the [-]th team dormitory to the voice that cannot be described as whispering: "Ah, Aizen-san, that, I fell in love with you at first sight, look at the dark wind of the moon today Gaogui cries, wolves howl and crickets don’t cry, why don’t you just... Anyway, I don’t know how to say it, I cover my face in shame~~~~”——Hey, Mr. Profiteer, you have spoken the lines you should have done--|| |

After the words fell, the banquet scene, which had already been shocked by the unscrupulous behavior of the captain of the 360th Division, had completely evolved into a large ice sheet in Siberia that never melted all year round, including another one who was the first to appreciate the [-]-degree indiscriminate performance at close range. The parties involved in the cannon-style spiritual nuclear attack without a dead-end map were also instantly frozen and sealed by the BG funny spirit billowing from Kisuke Urahara's standard man.

This is the line that that bastard came up with!In the same way, Captain Urahara, who was in the beef bowl noodles with lasagna, looked up at the bright sky at a 45-degree angle in his heart and was sad. He couldn't swim out of the river he had formed for a while, and continued to perform rationally and conscientiously. The lower jaw twitched slightly after refusing: "Hey, if you don't answer, you're acquiescing~ That, because it's my first time, so I will definitely be gentle~"——This is really my first time, Aizan-san, it's the first time she took the initiative to go to... a man!

As soon as the words fell, Captain Urahara, who was as slow as a snail just now, stood on tiptoe slightly, trying to cover his ears and steal the bell with lightning speed... He took off the black-rimmed glasses that constantly reflected the creepy cold light on the bridge of Vice-Captain Aizen's nose, and smiled calmly: " Actually, I like Aizen-san... your glasses have been around for a long time."

After taking off his glasses, there is still a piece of messy bangs that make his expression extraordinarily gloomy, ah, no, the deep vice-captain Aizen also smiled calmly: "...The game is over, should Captain Urahara return my glasses? Give me?"

"Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He frantically handed back the black-rimmed glasses in his hand, and the director of the first-generation Technology Development Bureau smiled equally at a loss, "Aizen-san, I'm really sorry for the offense just now."

"No, I'm just a little curious." Vice-captain Aizen put on his glasses again, curving the corners of his lips and presenting a particularly gentle and charming smile to the future profiteer.

"Huh?" Comrade profiteer's eyes widened in confusion.

"Captain—on that card—how many rings did he promise to donate to the Technology Development Bureau to impress Captain Urahara?"

"Ah? Aizen-san really knows how to joke, ah ha ha ha ha..." The person who responded to the more gentle and touching smile of the vice-captain of Aizen was the unfathomably stiff back of Urahara profiteer who wanted money for food and death. , a particularly far-fetched awkward laugh.

Two flowers bloomed, each representing a branch, and the reaction of the onlookers was:

"Huh? Is this the end?"

"What about the confession?"

"Where's the kiss?"

"Where is XXOO?"

"Where is the overlord going to force his bow?"

"Where's the candlestick whip rose?"

"Kou Shuan Tiao|Dan□□'s long-term love?"

"This is fraud!"

……

Well, many times we can find that our most amiable, kind and honest people are the most unkind people!

On the roof of the fifth team, the eaves stand tall and the angles are high, and there is a melodious sound of jingling bells. The other side of the roof winds from far to near, from small to large, and finally in the winding black clothes scattered in the feathers. The right hand side of the blond man stopped abruptly.

"Yeah, no wonder I can't find Captain Hirako anywhere." The visitor, who never concealed his whereabouts from the beginning to the end, has fluffy and soft hair like the moonlight and a strange and strange personality that is unforgettable at first sight and still fresh in his memory. Three bends, and... a small man who fits the round face of a bun filled with fox stuffing very well. The Kyoto dialect that belongs to the Kansai dialect has a long and slippery ending. "I always thought you must I don’t know where to join in the fun, but it turned out to be hiding on the roof.”

It seemed that what he was holding was not an ordinary wine cup but a priceless treasure, the blond captain just slightly cracked the corners of his mouth, revealing a line of exceptionally neat big white teeth, and continued to admire the beauty in the cup. In the breeze, there was a moving scene of a bright moonlight dripping with waves: "The less contact you have with me, the better it will be for both of us."

"Yeah, I also know that differences are not conspiring with each other, but this time I didn't take the initiative to find you, Captain Hirako." Standing beside the captain Haori, let the white and green colors climb up the thin Ankle, the little boy turned his pointed jaw, and pointed to the brown-haired man beside the bonfire in the center of the courtyard, who was surrounded by stars and the moon, "It was the vice-captain Aizen who asked me to come to you. I can't disobey my boss." order?"

The porcelain white wine cup dexterously hovers between the slender fingers, and the swirling wine gradually converges into a small vortex in the shimmering waves, and finally shifts the attention from the wine cup at the fingertips to the cup being stretched out in all directions. In front of his nose, he tried to watch the version of the vice-captain of the fifth team Aizen, a drunken concubine with ill intentions and various wine utensils. His own deputy, who was in ambush on all sides, smiled and sighed softly: "Today is Soyousuke's birthday."

After the words were finished, the man surrounded by a lot of houses and courtyards was surrounded by loud laughter and laughter. He raised his eyes and looked straight at the boundless night through the thick glasses. To the place where the blond man sits and drinks alone, he accurately captures the gentle background of the light brown background of the figure who walks alone and climbs up and lies alone.

The blond captain, who was also aware of Aizen's gaze, just straightened his back lazily, with the silver bottle behind him bursting and the mercury pouring down on the ground, the moonlight also brought the loneliness of Gao Xuan, who was drunk alone in the world of mortals, toasting freely. Lips, drink it all in one gulp.

The wide sleeves fluttered lightly and fell, the cold light gray and the warm light brown looked at each other and exchanged eyes, and the thin lips that were stained with wine were lightly parted, and the words were solemn and faintly intoxicated. The slightly tipsy smile was more blurred than the hazy moonlight: "Happy birthday,... Soyousuke."

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Author: Sure enough, I got stuck ==||| fell!

Team [-] was unlucky enough to be betrayed casually by the little princess of Sifengyuan's family, and was deducted all the salary, bonuses, benefits, and year-end bonuses for three years in one go, in order to prevent his wife, who had saved up so much, from shrinking too quickly. Kato Jushi, who could only be forced to eat the neither delicious nor nutritious free meal in the cafeteria of the Fifth Division, looked at the box in his hand and wanted to cry without tears. He had just offended the ultimate boss of the Fifth Division, and His Majesty Ling Wang forced him to He has to be a husband and wife (???) to offend the other one who is covered in rain and dew. He is a little background character, and every captain present has to tremble with him every time he sneezes. Malicious wrong love and blue eyes favored by the big universe? !

With trembling fingers, he reached in from the palm-width opening of the box and pulled out a card the size of a poker card. Originally, it was just a bit of facial nerve necrosis, especially the corners of his mouth, which were particularly stiff in the hard-hit area. position, and with the guilty eyes flickering and wandering, where is Captain Hirako?Where did Captain Pingzi go?Come out and stop me at this time!Although Aizen's vice-captain is virtuous, virtuous, gentle and pleasant, except for the fact that he can't give birth to a child, he will definitely make a steady profit if he marries him back home, although I admit that I am a peerless man, but, but!Please allow me to shout out from the bottom of my heart, brother is a man who is going to marry a wife and have children, all gay guys get rid of me!

Taking off the soft cloth towel from the bridge of the nose and hanging it on the tip of the nose, the golden-eyed cat demon standing in front of the drum with his arms folded smiled extraordinarily queenly: "Kato, what did you get, show me quickly."

"Captain Sifengyuan, for the sake of that, let me punish myself three times, you can treat me as an X and let me go?" Kato Jushi smiled flatteringly and put the card in his hand Handed to Her Majesty the Queen who has supervisory duties in addition to drumming.

"Oh? You're lucky, Kato." Glancing at the neatly written retrograde text in her hand, the beautiful woman who has reached the pinnacle of self-discovery patted Jushi Kato on the shoulder with a hearty expression on her face. Canran, "I like you~"

Jushi Kato, who was almost knocked down by the beautiful woman's slap, smiled wryly and scratched his head: "No, nothing else is fine, but this...how do you want me to explain to Captain Hirako in the future!"