[Reaper Hirako Mako fan] Yesterday is not today

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The thin paper sliding door was pulled open from the outside with an absolutely indescribable force, and then the energetic Kansai accent could not wait to squeeze into the warm bedroom under the dark night of cold stars and moon: "Captain Fuchuan , Captain Fukawa has woken up!"

Then, in the warm and comfortable almost luxurious dormitory of the current captain of the Fifth Division Hideaki Hideaki, there will be a sound on time, wild mandarin ducks, ah, no, it’s a dog and a man, ah, it’s not right, it should be an adulterer who catches an adulterer on the bed. A series of strange and weird sounds of chickens flying and dogs jumping, and then the door of the dormitory, which was not expected to be tendered at first, would be violently destroyed again. The trembling and delicate body watched a disheveled figure with disheveled hair in the boundless Running wildly away in the night, Hideaki Fukawa gnashed his teeth and roared hoarsely at this moment, chasing after him one after another: "Little XX, you... Hirako Mako is your good deed again!"

And at this time, the Kansai accent who disturbed the leader of the first team in the fifth team, who was intoxicated and gentle with each other, would usually yawn and take the end of the sentence casually: " Oh, I'm just here to remind Captain Sukawa of the regular captain's meeting every month, I'm worried that you may oversleep in the arms of a beauty, and cause us small team members to be turned into roasted pigs by Mr. Yamamoto~~~"

"There is still at least an hour before sunrise!"

"But it took at least three hours for you to open your eyes and get dressed. You must have forgotten the record of being late for all the captain's regular meetings last year, right?" At the moment of yawning, the mouth occupied at least one-third of the entire face, and the sleepy eyes retorted, "Yawning--it is a complete tragedy to be forced to be with you, I can't I don’t want to be accused of incompetence any more because of you, a savage with a big appetite.”

"Wait... If my memory is correct, today should be the seventh day, right? The captain's regular meeting is the first and number 15 of every month, you..."

"Ah? Is that so? It's because of the strange noises coming out of your room every night that I don't have enough sleep and my memory is confused. Ah~~~~ Let's not talk, I'm going to catch up on sleep. See you at dawn , Captain Sang~~~~"

"Mako Hirako, you... you bastard, you did this on purpose because you knew that I would never be able to fall asleep again if someone woke me up!"

So, when the sky clears and everything recovers, the members of the Fifth Division one after another entering the Fifth Division team building to start a new day's work will be able to appreciate their eternal charm and charm once again. The captain's face is pale Wu Qing's eyes are sleepy, and his face looks like a ghost of dissatisfaction. The ghostly figure of resentment is floating around in the corridor of the fifth team. A little phosphorus and fire complement each other.As for the vice-captain, who was supposed to follow closely behind Haori, he didn't know which cherry tree in Mao to settle down, and went to sleep for beauty.

After tossing Captain Fukawa Hideaki's neurasthenia and drowsiness for a day, generally speaking, the unscrupulous culprit will never appear in any corner of the Fifth Division before lunch in the Fifth Division's cafeteria.Of course, there is a saying that there is no absolute in the world, there is another saying that if you are not afraid of ten thousand, you are afraid of an eventuality, and there is another saying that you will encounter a tiger at the end of the mountain, how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet, er, it seems There is something out of the theme mixed in... We can ignore it. In short, in short, our classmate Hirako lived too freely and freely in the fifth team, walked too much at night, and finally met gorgeously. To the ghost.

But at this moment, Vice-captain Pingzi, who should have escaped long ago to prevent the captain from having enough energy to argue with him, and thus suffered a brutal revenge, is leaning against a tree in a remote corner of the Fifth Division—— As for what kind of tree it is, the ignorant Pingzi said that when the botany teacher was in class, because he was only interested in plants that could be put in his mouth and could not kill people, he spent most of his time measuring Zhou Gong and his daughter. measurements, so he really can’t answer such a professional question——

——In front of them are five pieces of the [-]th Squad's deadly costumes lined up in a row, from high to low.

As for why it is the deadly costume of the fifth team and not the names of the five members... because Mako Hirako, the newly appointed vice-captain, is not experienced enough to quickly identify all the men who often flirt in front of a certain flirtatious captain The faces of the team members, of course, at the speed at which someone replaces the old and replaces the old with the new, Pingzi feels that he will never be able to recognize the faces of those beautiful men with their own merits in his life.

"Vice-Captain Pingzi, good morning." The Shinigami headed by human standards is about 27 years old, tall, with wide shoulders, thin waist, narrow hips and long legs, and a standard clothes shelf. He has a tough and capable expression, and his beast-like wild eyes are especially energetic but easy to leave a deep impression on people.

This man Hirako Mako has an impression, but it is not such as background, strength, or other normal records in black and white. Instead, Hirako Mako came to the door several times, risking the curse of being kicked by a horse when he disturbed his love. Fuchuan Hideaki was so mixed up that he almost YWed, the third man present was this guy in front of him.

Hirako Mako still remembers that at the beginning, because he couldn't stand being forced to listen to the corner of his immediate boss who was forced to listen to the music every night every night, he applied to live in a team member's dormitory far from the captain's dormitory, even if there were two or three team members. It doesn't matter if you squeeze into a room, anyway, he has long been used to Luo Wu's snoring, Ross's singing, and the Chronology of Seireitei's major historical events recited by the top student Zang Wu in Maou.

As a result, Hideaki Fukawa caressed the enchanting red hair on the sideburns, cast a charming wink over, and said timidly, "Mako, do you know why the vice-captain must live next to the captain?"

Hirako Mako held back the corners of her mouth that started to twitch due to discomfort, and replied blankly: "JQ for the convenience of the chief and deputy captain's cultivation."

This time it was the turn of the monstrous Captain Fuchuan to pull off a few red hairs around his ears, and continued to wink without changing his face.

"Captain, do you have cramps in your eyes?" The perplexed vice-captain Pingzi asked quite solemnly, paused for a moment, and then continued with an upright face, "Even if your eyes are cramped, I won't help you with those documents. !"

So Hideaki Fukawa, with countless suspected legendary crossroads floating on his head, once again pulled out a few hairs around his ears, gritted his teeth, and almost squeezed out the standard answer from between his teeth: "Because the vice-captain is going to In case of any situation, find me first and protect me!"

After the words fell, Mako Hirako was expressionless and embarrassing quietly.After a full 3 minutes, he successfully missed both the winking eyes and the whining sound of the evildoer. Vice-captain Pingzi, who thought that his face was invulnerable and his nerves invulnerable to water and fire, finally retreated under the heart of the evildoer girl, and ran away chaotically in the wind. Go, ever since, the proposal to apply for a change of bed has been dropped.

Originally, biological evolution is to better adapt to the environment, and habit is a great and terrible force.After three weeks of listening to the nightlife broadcast on midnight radio in advance at 07:30 every night for three weeks, Pingzi can already calmly fall asleep amidst the ecstatic onomatopoeia, but... the same old saying, everything There are exceptions!And this exception is the Mr. Beast who just joined the team this year, and Mako Hirako has not remembered his name until now.

That's a real beast!The roar of the beast, the neighing of the beast, the roar of the beast!You are such a majestic, masculine and domineering man, do you dare not to use your broken voice to scream louder than that charming Fuchuan Hideaki who turns the eighteenth bend of the mountain road!So the lack of music and rhythm of the noise will affect sleep!

Therefore, in order to protect the quality of my sleep, I will avoid being disfigured by flying shoes ten feet away from Hiyori when I go for a walk in Mao the next day because I am in a trance due to lack of sleep.Pingzi resolutely left the warm bed and put on his clothes, walked to the captain's dormitory and knocked on the door to protest.As a result, due to the M-shaking attribute of a certain captain, things developed in the opposite and intensified direction.

Therefore, next, Hirako Mako chose some methods that were more drastic.In fact, it is just to use the reverse blow to open the wooden bolt on the window from the outside, throw two strings of lighted firecrackers into the room, or climb up to the steep roof of the fifth team in the middle of the night, listen to the sound of debate, lift the tiles and prepare It's just pouring cold water from a vat, but it's not too much.Classmate Pingzi shrugged calmly, and said with a calm face that this is really not too much.

Therefore, after Pingzi saw clearly the faces of the four team members and the leader who collectively watched him strongly, he quickly came to the above conclusions with his brain of twisting cocoons and reverse thinking.

First, this is an indiscriminate disaster derived from Hideaki Fukawa's unscrupulous picking of flowers and even grass at the edge of the nest.

Second, he is the unlucky innocent passer-by who got caught in the water.

Thirdly, it's all the fault of Hideaki Fukagawa, that philandering radish!