Wonderful Pet Shop

"Is this your dog or my dog?"

"Anyway, he is a god with a name and surname, can you stop being so lazy?"

"Don't be hippie with me!"

Yang Jian, who was sprayed with ashes on his face, whispered to Xiaotian, "What's wrong with Bai Ze? Menopause?"

Xiaotian reported in a low voice, "Bai Ze was kissed by a super cute little boy today~"

"Oh~" Yang Jian narrowed his eyes at Bai Ze who was standing by the window and knocked his fingers irritably, and responded meaningfully.

There is a word called "being proud of one's talents", which is a perfect portrayal of Bai Ze.Don't look at him talking softly, smiling gracefully, being humble and courteous in dealing with people, perfectly interpreting what it means to be "poetry and literary spirit in his belly", but if you peel off his hypocritical shell, you will You will find something called "bookishness".

"Bookish" is not a commendatory term, and it can even be said conclusively that it is a derogatory term.As the saying goes, "a scholar who is useless is a scholar", a scholar is always talking on paper, and a scholar is always sour...

Of course, these ills have been gradually eliminated by Bai Ze in nearly ten thousand years of practice and further expansion of knowledge, but there is still a kind of "book spirit" that remains extremely stubbornly——

noble.

No matter how friendly Bai Ze smiles at you, he despises you from the bottom of his heart.

For example, Xiaotian, Bai Ze's evaluation is "that dog".

For example, Yang Jian, Bai Ze's evaluation is "that martial artist".

For example, among all living beings, Bai Ze's evaluation is "those ordinary fools".

It’s not that I am the emperor and you are a commoner, so you have to bow down to me, but I need the financial support of you, an upstart, to do this scientific research. Although you have sponsored me hundreds of millions, I will also On the surface, I smile like a flower at you, but in private, I still look down on your upstart "scholarly nobility" from the bottom of my heart.

Not to mention these "ordinary fools" in the world, even the one above the Nine Heavens, when Bai Ze mentioned it, he still had a very disdainful tone, "Oh, who are you talking about?"

Such a noble person was forced to kiss him by a "Fan Yu".

Oh, or Dang, Zhong, Qiang, Kiss.

If you are sincere, maybe you can leave a whole body, but they are just joking.

Listening to Xiaotian recounting the situation at that time upside down, Yang Jian's mind was full of five big words——Pray, boy.

You said that it is not good for you to pick anyone, but you have to play with this ancestor.

You have to play yourself to death.

——Bai Ze didn't know about Yang Jian's mental activities at the time.If he knew that Yang Jian's crow's mouth had become a prophecy, he would have to tear Yang Jian apart with his fighting scum.But that's another story.

What is Bai Ze thinking now?

In fact, it's the same as Yang Jian thought - you dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, are you tired of living?

Bai Ze has wandered the world for thousands of years, and there are countless people who have pursued him like crucian carp crossing the river. What kind of people has he never seen?Holding a peerless treasure in his hand, begging for friendship from the bottom of his heart, Bai Ze can dismiss it, and if he says "I love you" recklessly, Bai Ze just wants to be a fart.

But in the end he still cared a little bit.After all, based on his experience, in the thousands of years in the human world, there has never been an era where same-sex love is so secretive as at the end of the last century, and it looks like a "normal person" would be afraid to avoid it.That small shop was opened near the north gate of the school, and it was usually visited by students.What a glorious and rare thing it was to be admitted to a university in those days, which kid was so confused about the importance?No future?

So he turned his head and took a look at that "hair boy".

It has to be said that Ruan Meng's baby face is very lovable, the previous trace of disgust dissipated the moment Bai Ze saw Ruan Meng's appearance.

"That... we're playing a game..." the boy said.

Oh games.

Of course Bai Ze knew about truth or dare.He began to think about whether his temperament was too gentle and looked bullying, and whether he should change his image in the future.

The child saw that he ignored him, as if he was afraid of offending him, and apologized cautiously.Bai Ze felt that as an ancient mythical beast of the Xiansheng level that had lived for tens of thousands of years, there was no need for him to have trouble with a child who was not even 20 years old, so he replied kindly, "It's okay."

He thought it was over.As a result, after a few days, in his public elective class, Bai Ze saw that baby-faced boy with big eyes at a glance.

how?Want me to call your name?Seeing the eager anticipation in the little boy's eyes, Bai Ze suddenly felt a little teasing - after all, being confessed in public in a barbecue restaurant is not something to be proud of.Think of him as "Baixuan" Professor Bai is also a famous figure in L University, so many students know him, maybe there are only a few sitting in this store.In case someone took it out of context and publicized it, it would take a lot of effort for him to settle it.

At that time, you were kind and soft-hearted, but I didn't expect you to come to the door by yourself again.Bai Ze raised his arm and pointed, seeing the look in the little boy's eyes brighten up a bit. Just as he was about to get up to answer, he raised his fingertips slightly and designated a female classmate directly behind the little boy, "Come on, that classmate , tell me one."

The look in the little boy's eyes quickly dimmed.Bai Ze saw it, adjusted his glasses calmly, and continued his class.

When get out of class was over, Bai Ze routinely answered questions for the female students who surrounded him.He originally thought that the little boy in the corridor was leaning against the window, waiting for some female classmate.

But what he was staring at was himself.

It's been half an hour.

"Let's stop here for today. If you ask any more questions, you won't be able to make time for dinner." Bai Ze smiled.

A group of female students said that we don't need to eat!We only eat spiritual food!

"But I need to eat." Bai Ze smiled again.

The female students whose blood tanks had been emptied had no choice but to say, oh...well then...see you tomorrow, professor.

"Okay, see you tomorrow." Damn it, it's so annoying to see you mortals every day.Although I really like your attitude of actively seeking knowledge, can you ask a little sincerity?How old I am is none of your business.Give up, it is impossible for this divine beast to be tempted by you ordinary fools.Although he was very disdainful in his heart, Bai Ze still nodded to the female students in a very gentlemanly manner, and then left.

Turning a blind eye to Ruan Meng outside the door, Bai Ze turned the corner and left.Hearing the shout behind him, Bai Ze couldn't help a smile - some people are so easy to guess, and it's a pleasure to watch their next move completely confirm their guess.

"Student, what's the matter?" Putting down the smile on the corner of his mouth, Bai Ze turned around solemnly.

"That day..." The little boy explained to him the reason behind that ridiculous confession again very awkwardly, probably because he was clumsy, maybe because he was too nervous.

Bai Ze's teasing thoughts became a little more serious, and he asked, "We...have met before?"

The little boy suddenly became like an eggplant beaten by frost, shook his head, and ran away.

Bai Ze stared at his back as he staggered away, thinking that he might have gone too far - after all, no one can resist the charm of talent, not to mention that Bai Ze has his own auspicious (beautiful) Rui (yan) ( Filter) gas (mirror), appearance and temperament are first-class good, judging from the classroom reaction, the little boy seems to have become his fanboy, die-hard fan, and brain-dead fan.It is clear that there was such an impactful relationship, but my idol doesn't remember me at all, so the little boy must have been hit hard.

Bai Ze decided to treat him better in the next class.

Can!yes!The little boy didn't come!

At first, Bai Ze thought that maybe he had collided with the course of his major - Bai Ze checked the name book, but found no information about the little boy, and he thought he was just here to take a class.But I haven't come for more than two months!Is it too much? !Is that child so small in heart?Back off after such a little stimulation?What about your love of knowledge?What about the worship of this mythical beast?

Bai Ze was very angry, and the consequences would be serious!

So when Ruan Meng appeared in the classroom again, Bai Ze completely forgot about his previous thought of being nice to him, and just wanted to keep teasing him.When asking a question, always look in his direction, and finally look elsewhere.

Following Bai Ze's instructions, the little boy's penetrating pupils ignited and then disappeared, and Bai Ze felt very comfortable seeing it in his eyes.

——After all, the feeling of being satisfied with the desire to control is very fascinating.

So it wasn't until the little boy stopped attending his class that Bai Ze realized that maybe he had gone too far.

But... what does it matter?His little anger has long since dissipated.It's also time to be each other's passers-by again.

But the strange thing is... I didn't think it before, why now it seems that the campus is full of shadows of little boys?He went to the cafeteria to cook, and the little boy also went to the cafeteria to cook; he lay on the grass slope to read, and the little boy ran on the stadium; he fed stray cats by the bushes, and the little boy would walk by him...

stalker? !

But before Bai Ze's disgust could be ignited, the little boy completely disappeared from Bai Ze's sight.In the past, I could run into each other three or four times a day, but now I can't see the little boy for ten days and a half months—even if Bai Ze deliberately looks for it.

It's almost like the world has evaporated.

Bai Ze didn't have time to curse secretly, "This bloody stalker", but directly leapfrogged to "Where did this person go?"

In many cases, maybe the first little bud is not "like", but just "somewhat concerned" inexplicably.But when the object of concern appears and disappears irregularly, the mind will be affected again and again, and more intensely each time. It became a towering tree, and its roots permeated the entire atrium. With every breath, the heart was tightly grasped and let go...

And when my heart starts to ache, I can't help but think—wow, have I fallen in love with him?

"Oh, it's you." Bai Ze walked around in front of the little boy with his meal card, and said flatly.

He knew it was him.He knew it was him just by looking at his back.Her eyes chased his back uncontrollably, and then saw that he lost his meal card.

A voice immediately shouted excitedly, go pick it up and return it to him!

Bai Ze asked, why are you so excited?

The voice said, because it's been a long time.

Bai Ze said, "Long time no see", as if I wanted to see him very much.

asked the voice, isn't it?

Bai Ze was suddenly very angry, and stood still, waiting to see who could pick up the meal card and return it to the little boy.Anyway, he won't go!

don't go!

But people came and went, no one noticed the dropped meal card, and the little boy had gone further and further away.

White Pond:……

If it was someone else, he would have gone already.No distinction can be made.The more discriminatory the treatment, the more he looks like... Mmm, Bai Ze nodded, convinced himself, picked up the meal card and chased after him.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Bai Ze wanted to slap himself, "Oh, it's you", didn't he pretend not to know him all the time?Pretend that you don't remember him, let him think that he is just an insignificant passerby in your heart.

But looking at the joy that suddenly exploded in the little boy's dark pupils, Bai Ze felt a little proud - why, I can make you happy like this just by remembering you a little bit?

However, the little boy's next reaction exceeded Bai Ze's expectations again - he only said "thank you" before he grabbed his card and ran away in a panic.It seems that Bai Ze is some kind of plague that people avoid and fear.

Bai Ze didn't know what he was thinking, anyway, he followed for a while, dodged into an empty corner, and quickly followed after hiding his figure.

So he saw it.Seeing the little boy sniffing the fingertips that had touched him desperately, even with a somewhat crazy and greedy expression, the expression on his face changed again and again, and finally he leaned against the wall with a wry smile, with no salty tears on his face. It came out without warning...

The little boy slowly squatted down against the wall, hugged his knees and buried his head, only his thin shoulders shrugged and shrugged non-stop.

White Pond:……

He gets it.He understands.

Why is the look in the little boy's eyes so easily controlled by him, why does the little boy disappear and reappear irregularly, why is the little boy so happy when he sees him, but runs away in a panic the next second... understood.

There is probably nothing in this world that is more tormented than falling in love with someone who shouldn't be.

Bai Ze saw the student information on the boy's meal card——Ruan Meng, Class 02, Department of Civil Engineering.

So, goodbye, student Ruan Meng.I'm sorry that my appearance has caused you so much trouble.May the passage of time calm your inner waves and heal your hidden scars.

Bai Ze left silently.He didn't expect the two to meet again in that barbecue restaurant so soon.

leave?No, they already met each other's eyes, and it was very deliberate to leave at this time.Besides, every time the mutton kebabs were packed back, the oil would condense due to being cold, and it was fishy and smelly. It was rare to take Xiaotian out to eat freshly roasted ones, so there was no need to change your mind over such a trivial matter.

then--

"Professor, offended."

Those dark eyes looking directly at him contained too much emotion, seriousness, sincerity, eagerness, obsession... like a deep pool of spring, Bai Ze was addicted to it, unable to extricate himself.So much so that he couldn't dodge in time, and his glasses were taken off obediently like that, and then——

Lips touch.

Those trembling lips and disordered breathing were telling Bai Ze that this little boy who "offended" him was serious.The secret feelings in his heart are like the brilliance in his eyes, serious, sincere, eager, obsessed...

Therefore, Bai Ze didn't feel offended.

If he just turned around and left like this, Bai Ze could act as if nothing had happened.If you don't want to admit that you like me, then I'll just pretend not to know. This kiss should be a farce. From now on, we'll still be on our way, each going our own way.

If Ruan Meng left a sentence of "I like you", Bai Ze can also earnestly teach "You are still young and you should focus on your studies".After all, he didn't want to see Ruan Meng take a "wrong path" and destroy his future.

But listen to what this little bastard opened his mouth to say?

"We're playing Truth or Dare, and I don't think if it's teaching you, you probably won't be offended."

Who told you that I won't be angry?

Bai Ze picked up the glass and poured the cold beer on Ruan Meng's face before he had time to take a sip!

"The game has started, student Ruan Meng." Bai Ze said coldly.

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