I'm a thousand years older than you

The next "dinner party" was in early August, and they had a few more days to prepare for the final move.

What Wen Zihe meant was that on the day of the dinner, the Rat Clan was surrounded in a pot, and everyone got all the stolen goods.It's just that with the three of them alone, there are not enough people to block the door, let alone one person has to go out to protect Lu Yebai.He asked Guan Ning to go back to his "natal home" and call a few people in black clothes over.

In terms of nature, Wuyi is an organization that handles vicious cases, providing a one-stop service from investigation to arrest.However, the families of the Yaozu are not idlers, and they can basically guarantee the stability of their own jurisdictions. Most of the cases that actually come to Wu Yi's hands are only one thing left to arrest.

Their arrest methods have always been brutal and cruel, and the monsters brought to justice are either dead or injured. Such a violent organization, if you pick anyone out of it, they are all good knives for killing people. So many good knives gather together, it is an arsenal up.

Although Wen Zihe had been guarding the tomb at the Extremely Cold Peak before, he was more like a member of the fire brigade. Wherever the fire was imminent, he would go there to grab some.In the several major cases that happened in the history of Yaozu, including the counter-rebellion of Duan Ya, he acted together with the people in black clothes, and gradually developed a life-and-death friendship with this arsenal.

"Pick the ones you can trust." Before going out, he told Guan Ning.

Guan Ning was stunned for a moment, then replied, "Okay."

Wen Zihe turned around and walked towards the swing, looking at the bright sunlight above his head, suddenly realized that he had nothing important to do.

This young master who is known for being lazy, no matter whether he is guarding the tomb or staying by Lu Yebai's side, he will never find work for himself. Recently, he has only been busy for a few days, and he has a short time to spare. adapted.

He sat down on the swing, leaned back in the chair, and swayed twice.

There is an enchantment in Wen's house, all year round, no matter whether it is hot summer or winter outside, the temperature in the yard is extremely pleasant, and even air-conditioning bills are saved in summer.

Such a leisurely thing as swinging can also make Wen Zihe feel restless.He may have been possessed by a model worker, squeezed out all his enthusiasm for work, and was furious in his heart, wishing he could break into the Jinguang Building immediately and catch the head of the rat family for a walk.Reluctantly, the time for action has not yet come, so I can only get busy in my heart first.

The monster abduction case this time is more like he took the initiative to trouble Duan Ya.

He originally wanted to figure out Duan Ya's next move from these few cases in order to deal with it.Unexpectedly, the facts of the case are somewhat different from his imagination. Although it has been proved that there is indeed Duan Ya's forces behind it, he still feels that something is wrong.

Although Duan Ya is a wild person on weekdays, but in consideration of his image, he never lays his hands on the people.In this matter, he directly stopped the Deer Clan and allowed the Rat Clan to kill monsters and act recklessly, which is really abnormal.And for so many years, I have never heard of any relationship between Duan Ya and the Rat Clan. Why did he take the risk of exposing himself to protect this small clan?

Wen Zihe suddenly remembered that monster named Zhishan, what that monster said to the Patriarch of the Dilu Clan, was it Duan Ya's intention, or was it his own idea?

As he was thinking, Duoduo suddenly flapped his wings and jumped onto the swing.

Wen Zihe has no hobby of torturing small animals. He usually bullies Doduo, just to tease it.Duoduo has lived for so many years, with a clear mind, so he naturally understands this. Seeing that his master is very thoughtful and should have no time to harass him, he boldly squats down beside Wen Zihe and swings on the swing.

One person and one chicken are silent, looking from a distance, it is a harmonious and eye-catching picture.

When Lu Yebai woke up, he saw that it was already evening, he jumped up from the bed almost all of a sudden, thinking, has that person come back?

He walked out of the room in two or three steps, and saw the person in the yard at a glance, his head was leaning on the back of the swing chair, and he fell asleep just like that without feeling too flustered.

It seems that even though he is a noble young master, he is not too particular about it. He can fall asleep everywhere in front of the bed, on the straw pile, and on the swing, which can be said to be easy to pass.

Lu Yebai stood there for a while, then walked over lightly.When Duoduo saw him coming, he jumped off the swing immediately, as if he had completed the handover task, and continued to patrol its yard.

He bent down, gently put one hand on the back of the swing chair, half-circling the person in his arms through the void.

The person in front of him was handsome, and when he opened his eyes, he was quite romantic and quick, making his heart beat fast, but when he closed them, he seemed quiet and soft.He slept deeply, no matter how powerful the monster could be, he couldn't bear to run around day and night.

Lu Yebai stretched out his hand, and gently stroked the man's slightly frowning brows, not trying to smooth it out for him, but just rubbing his itchy hands, thinking that the man's frowning look was too pretty.

"This is not playing hooligans." He came back to his senses all of a sudden, retracted his hand embarrassingly, and pretended to be calm in his heart.His eyes lingered all the way to the thin, well-shaped lips of that man, but he couldn't help but look directly at his rascal's heart.

He was silent for a while, then slowly lowered his head, so close that he could feel his own breath blowing on the tip of the man's nose.He licked his lips, as if he had smacked the softness of that person's lips beforehand, and then took a heavy step back.

The color makes the mind faint, the color makes the mind faint!Lu Yebai, how could you do something like a sneak attack?

The "gentleman and villain" in his head has a slight upper hand, and the "rogue villain" is reluctant to shrink in the corner and wait for a comeback.He sat on the low table beside him and watched quietly for a while, even though the two villains were fighting in his head, he didn't even take a step closer to Wen Zihe.

Duoduo glanced at him, and seemed to let out a mournful cry of "a child can't be taught".

It may be that he backed up too much, which startled Wen Zihe from his deep sleep. After a while, Wen Zihe opened his eyes in a daze.

So the prince who didn't kiss the "Sleeping Beauty" could only miss this opportunity forever, and sighed on the sidelines.

"How long have I been asleep?" Wen Zihe sat up from the swing.

"I don't know, I just came here not long ago." Lu Yebai glanced at Wen Zihe, and immediately withdrew his gaze. His mind is full of lingering reverie now, and it is really not suitable for him to talk to this person.

Wen Zihe didn't think about why Lu Yebai was sitting here if he had nothing to do, and said, "It's already evening, are you hungry?"

"Not hungry." After admiring the beauty, Lu Yebai secretly added another sentence in his heart.

"What else did you... those two monsters say this morning?" Wen Zihe went back to his room before they finished chatting this morning. After thinking about it, he was not at ease with this brat.Although the monsters were tied up, and there were Bi Yao and Guan Ning beside him, he couldn't say that he was worried about anything.

"Well, I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed to hear that." Lu Yebai seemed to have thought of something, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he couldn't suppress it no matter what.

Seeing his smile, Wen Zihe looked like a weasel who had stolen an egg, and an ominous premonition arose in his heart: "What did you say?"

Lu Yebai coughed lightly, as if he was going to make an official statement: "They said that the young master was bold and strategic, and went deep into the enemy's rear, killing them by surprise, and the sword and sword dazzled them, and subdued them in a few seconds."

This young man can edit vividly without drafting, and with two mustaches, he can be a storyteller in ancient times.

Wen Zihe over there was silent for a while, and asked him, "Why don't you ask, what are Bi Yao and I?"

Lu Yebai was originally very curious about this question. Whether it was worshiping Zhenren Ruan as his teacher or staying in Wen's house, he always had the purpose of "finding out who Wen Zihe is".These days, it's not that he has no judgment in his heart, but now he feels that it doesn't matter whether he verifies it or not.

"I don't want to know what you are." His voice was soft but firm, and he deliberately replaced the "he and Bi Yao" in Wen Zihe's words with him alone, "It doesn't matter if you are a human or a demon. To me It won't matter if I like you."

Wen Zihe was defeated by his single tendon: "If I were a demon, wouldn't you be afraid?"

"What am I afraid of?" Lu Yebai asked rhetorically, and then laughed, "I have read stories written by poor scholars in ancient times, such as staying overnight in ruined temples and meeting beautiful women. At that time, I thought, poor The scholar is really big-hearted, and he is not afraid of female ghosts and monsters. Now it is my turn, even if you are a monster who can absorb yang energy, I will definitely chase after you."

Wen Zihe was probably really sleepy and drowsy. After hearing this, he completely missed the point: "I don't know how to inhale Yang Qi."

Lu Yebai's well-read mind immediately had inappropriate associations about "absorbing yang energy", and he coughed in panic to hide his dirty heart: "In short, in short, I don't mind if you are a monster, you And don't think that monsters have different paths, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?"

Seeing that Wen Zihe was silent, he followed up and asked, "Are you worried that mortals have limited lifespan, and I won't be able to accompany you forever?"

Wen Zihe took a look at him, although he never thought of having an everlasting relationship with Lu Yebai, but if he had only a few decades of fate with this person in his life, it seemed that he would not be very willing.For a while, he couldn't understand his own heart.

"I don't care. When I die of old age in this life and I am reincarnated in the next life, you can still come to me and continue your relationship." Seeing that he didn't answer, Lu Yebai expressed his attitude first. He handed over his next life generously.

Wen Zihe didn't know why he laughed: "What if you are reincarnated as a woman in your next life?"

Lu Yebai: "...Huh?"

It's a woman... Seems like there's nothing wrong with it?

Wen Zihe's face was full of embarrassment, Lu Yebai didn't give him face very much, and couldn't help laughing: "Zihe, can I understand that now you already think that men should be with men?"

Wen Zihe: "Get lost."

As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up from the swing all of a sudden—he obviously told others to roll, but he rolled back into the house first.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Contestant Lu for successfully brainwashing Dafa~