I'm a thousand years older than you

"There are some new faces today." The male voice on the radio paused, and then said, "Then, please allow me to give a brief explanation for the 'auction' session. There are chips on the plate in front of the distinguished guests, and one chip represents three [-], just fancy the price increase, there is no cap."

General leaders like to use words such as "I will say a few words" and "I will say three more points" when making speeches. Mr. Huang himself usually does this, so he feels that this person is probably going to talk on the radio, and he is about to take out his mobile phone to dismiss Unexpectedly, the other party finished talking before unlocking it. It was really a simple explanation.

He put away his cell phone and thought to himself, the people who attended the dinner are probably all stupid, how about tens of thousands of dollars for some medicinal food?

Although [-] is nothing to him, he started from scratch all the way from a poor boy, and he claims to understand the hardships of starting a business. Unlike those who are born with a golden spoon in their mouths, spending money depends on whether it is worth it.

Mr. Du probably saw what he was thinking in his heart: "My heart disease, after major and minor operations, cost millions, and almost cured me into a dead person. It was photographed in the dining room for more than 80 yuan. ,A piece of cake."

Only a prodigal like Mr. Du can spend money like water on these unknown things.Mr. Huang didn't make a sound, but decided to observe again.

The lights in the dining room were extinguished, leaving only the round table still on, and a woman with a graceful figure stepped out from behind, who was the welcoming woman at the entrance.Her hair was pulled up high, and she changed into a more gorgeous flower. She had a very standard commercial smile on her face, and she stood quietly with a tray in her hand.

A fat dwarf next to him said sharply: "This medicinal food is called 'Mu'. It has the effect of improving eyesight and can cure blindness."

"Usually the ones that come up first are the little things like this." Mr. Du explained in a low voice, "The really good things are at the back. I don't know if there is anything I want today."

Although it is a small material, it was quickly photographed by a man with glasses at a price of [-] yuan. The welcoming woman walked up to the man with a tray, bent down/body up, revealing the skin of her chest: "Excuse me, this medicinal food , do you choose 'chewing wax' or 'careful work'?"

"What do you mean?" Mr. Huang was at a loss, shouldn't it be steamed or braised?

Mr. Du: "Chewing wax is the original taste, eat it directly, and make it carefully and then send it back to the kitchen for processing. A processing fee of [-] yuan will be added for fine work."

This fucking is okay?Mr. Huang was in admiration of Dining Room's means of collecting money.

The person photographed was probably also a new customer, so he didn't quite understand it. After asking the person next to him, he replied, "Chew."

The welcoming woman smiled and opened the tray. Inside was a snow-white porcelain plate. On the plate was only a round object the size of a palm. It was brown and could not be seen.

The person who photographed it picked up the chopsticks and took a bite, and then Mr. Huang saw that he spit the money on the ground within a few seconds.

"It's so unpalatable! Vomit...so disgusting...what's this..." The man was beating the chair, almost kneeling on the ground, with one hand constantly digging his throat, gagging frequently, tears streaming down his face.Mr. Huang was so curious that he wanted to try it himself.

"Generally regular customers will choose fine cooking." Mr. Du began to second-guess, "Because this medicinal diet is really unpalatable. No one can imagine the taste, smelly and foul, mixed with smoky smell, chewing wax? Wax tastes better than this."

"What did you choose?" Mr. Huang asked.

Mrs. Du, who was full of belly fat, shuddered on his face, showing a pained expression: "I was not sensible at the time, so I chose chewing wax, and the situation is similar to this person. I almost spit out the New Year's Eve dinner, and then sent it to the kitchen for processing. "

The man stopped vomiting for a while, and the waiter wearing a robe quickly came over to clean up the ground and helped him sit up.Judging from this skilled movement, more than a few people should have vomited in the dining room.

"Do you need to change it to 'Detailed Work'?" The welcoming woman still had an impeccable standard smile, "I just need to add another bargaining chip."

"Add." The man slumped on the chair, weak.

The welcoming woman re-covered the tray in her hand and handed it to the robed waiter at the side. The waiter took a few steps back, turned and walked out the door.

"A small episode." The dwarf's sharp voice came out again, "Next is the second medicinal meal."

The second medicated diet is "back", which can strengthen the body and treat muscle paralysis.Among this group of bald heads, there are quite a lot of people who sit in the office for a long time and do not exercise. They are probably eager to reshape their flat bodies so that they can bloom the second spring of life. They called each other to the board, and two of them were fiercely competitive. They almost rolled up their sleeves and started fighting.

President Huang unconsciously became fascinated by watching it. He felt that the experience of this night was very strange. Everyone seemed to be possessed, and they followed each other to ask for prices.Instead, he didn't care about the ingredients anymore, and concentrated on studying the faces of a few people with blushing faces and thick necks.

In the end, this "back" was auctioned by one person at a price of 36, and it was also sent to the kitchen for "fine work".

Crazy, all crazy, Mr. Huang thought, the whole world is turbid and I am alone.

"The third medicinal diet." The dwarf reported the name, "'Moon' can clear the Qi of the internal organs and eliminate stones."

Mr. Huang was shocked suddenly, and there happened to be an item on his medical record that looked like a monthly bill, which was "gallstones".He had an attitude toward these people at first, but now he was suddenly invited to act on stage, and he was a little hesitant.

Eat, may be a waste of money, do not eat, may regret it.

While he was hesitating, someone had already made an offer over there, and the copper chips hit the plate, making a series of clanging sounds: "One hundred thousand."

The sound suddenly shook his eardrums, and there was a lot of noise around him for a moment. The air was filled with the smell of money and restlessness. He grabbed a handful of chips, sprinkled them on the plate, and said with a ferocious expression, "Twice!"

It wasn't until the welcoming woman slowly walked in front of him with a tray that he realized that he just took a picture of Lao Shizi's medicinal food!

His mind was blank, and he couldn't remember how he took the photo impulsively just now.Looking back now, he only remembered that the smell in the air made people restless and full of incitement. Facing the person who challenged him, he just wanted to grab a handful of chips and throw them in the face of the opponent.

"Excuse me, do you choose to chew wax or work carefully?" In a daze, the woman has already started to ask questions.

"Speedy work." I bought everything, and the 3 yuan was not bad.

"Hello." Mr. Du reminded him, "You have a stone, what about it?"

Mr. Huang woke up like a dream: "Then why did that person bid [-] just now?"

"That man." Mr. Du said, "I know him. Not only is he covered with stones all over his body, but according to Chinese medicine, his internal organs are almost blocked."

President Huang: "..."

He originally thought that he was a spectator, but unexpectedly he made a wrong step and joined this group of bewildered people, and became the biggest victim.

After waiting for a long time, the waiter did not come back. Thinking about it carefully, the waiter hadn't come in since delivering the first ingredients.The face of the dwarf in the house changed, and he signaled the people next to him to go down and check.

Before the people next to him got off the round platform, the sliding door was opened by a force and hit the door frame with a bang.The person who came had a darker complexion and handsome features. He was wearing a black police cap and a light blue shirt, followed by five or six people in the same uniform.For a moment, inside and outside the house, it seemed like two worlds.

The handsome police officer standing at the front showed his ID card and acted skillfully: "Someone reported that you are illegally gathering here, who is the boss?"

Although there is an enchantment in the health care center, it can't block the sound. In addition, the few people who were arguing just now were quite fierce, and it is possible to attract troublesome people to report.The dwarf understood it, dispelled his doubts, and said with a smile on his face: "The boss is out. Mr. Police Officer, we just extended the business hours, and holding a dinner here for VIP customers is not an illegal assembly."

The police officer raised his eyebrows, and his young and handsome face showed impatience: "Whatever you say is what you want, what do you want us for? Follow along and take notes."

The recording was carried out in two separate rooms. The guests who came to the dinner were all left in the dining room, and the three young men in the police force were responsible for the recording.The operator of the health care center was taken to the cubicle by the police officer and another small police officer.

The police officer held a pen and counted the number of people: "Five people. Is there anyone else besides your boss?"

The dwarf replied, "There is a cook in the kitchen, and the waiter should be there too. There are only seven of us here tonight."

Without raising his head, the police officer said to the little police officer beside him, "Go and have a look. Bring him here."

The welcoming lady approached the police officer like a snake, but the police officer reacted faster, took a step back, and pointed behind her with a pen: "Miss, it's not your turn to ask, please sit back."

The welcoming woman backed away unwillingly: "Officer, you are so serious."

Although the police officer was young, he was very calm, took the words of the welcoming woman as fart, and kept writing in his notebook.

The little police officer was very efficient. Within a minute, he led two people into the room and closed the door.

Seeing two unfamiliar faces appearing at the door, the dwarf reacted immediately, opened his mouth and wanted to scream, but the woman in the floral robe was faster than him, her figure flashed suddenly, and she came in front of him in the next second. With a strong knee blow from him, the dwarf rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, his cry for help was blocked in his throat, and he couldn't utter it any more.

"Wow." The little police officer who escorted the two couldn't help but admire, "Is this really practiced? The door came to the other end in a short while... Isn't it the protagonist?"

As soon as the words were spoken, the four remaining clerks in the room were already knocked down on the ground.The woman in the robe clapped her hands and stepped on one of them: "It's really not enough."

The police officer conjured a long rope out of nowhere, and changed his serious look just now, as if eager to try: "Sister Guan Ning, can I tie them up?"

Guan Ning walked in his direction, knocked out the little policeman beside him with a sharp knife, and glanced at him: "Mr. Lu, you almost forgot that there is a human here, right?"

The author has something to say: Lu's solo theater: I haven't seen my wife in two chapters, so I miss him...