I'm a thousand years older than you

Lu Yebai looked at the mirror outside the dining room door, checked his specially made-up dark skin, and confirmed that there were no spots and it was very natural, so he opened the dining room door with confidence.

His facial features were deliberately made three-dimensional with shadows, the original gentle appearance disappeared, and even his eyes became sharper. The whole person exudes a kind of heroic spirit. Although only a slight change in the details, but overall, at a glance, It turned out to be a different person from the original.

Guan Ning put on this look for him in the car. After all, Lu Yebai is not like them, and he will have to mix in human society in the future. It is better not to reveal his true appearance during his actions.

The police officer in the dining room saw him coming, quickly closed the notebook in his hand, and said his lines: "Captain, the transcripts are all done."

Lu Yebai patted him on the shoulder: "Thank you."

After a few seconds of silence, the police officer hinted at him with his eyes and mouthed: "Captain, you have a line that you didn't say."

What line?

Lu Yebai was at a loss. He made up a random script to let the group performers memorize his lines. Unexpectedly, they were quite dedicated and read his lines as well.

But those lines were all guessed and written by himself, how could he memorize them?

The captain waved his hand indifferently. It seemed that he was planning to improvise. Before he could say anything, everyone heard the loud sound of heavy objects falling to the ground outside the door, as if a demolition team had come outside and was working diligently.All of a sudden, no matter if it was a group performer or a guest, they all whispered to each other.

Lu Yebai guessed that his sweetheart got into a fight with someone else, so he really wanted to go out and take a look, but he had to continue to play the upright and upright captain, here to deal with the aftermath.

I can't help even if I go, and he has to be distracted to protect me.Thinking of this, he finally suppressed his desire to run out, but his brows could not help showing a look of irritability, and his voice sank: "Don't talk. According to the investigation just now, we initially suspected that they In the so-called medicated diet, a powerful addiction/sex stimulant was added, and now everything in the kitchen has been taken for testing, and everyone needs to go to the hospital for a blood test after finishing the notes."

All the guests in the room were commotions, and a middle-aged man who was particularly fat raised his hand: "Mr. Police Officer, I would like to ask, do you mean that the food here is stimulant and addictive?"

Lu Yebai, who pretended to be the captain of the police force, nodded: "What it is, we have to wait for the results of further inspections."

Anyway, the drug gas has been slowly poured into the room now, and it won't be long before these people will lose their memories of tonight. All Lu Yebai needs to do is to drag them here.He has no pressure, and he can make something out of nothing with a single mouth.

"But what's in it has indeed cured my... disease," said another person next to it.

"My illness is not cured, it may be too serious."

Someone opened his mouth, and it attracted a group of people to discuss it in a hurry.The team leader did not stop them, and after listening patiently, he said: "This is a modern society, I thought this kind of quack tricks have long been out of play. The team's car hasn't come to pick us up yet, so we're idle. I'm also idle, so I'll ask, where did you all know about this dining room?"

Their answers were basically introductions from acquaintances, Lu Yebai frowned slightly: "Then let me count now, please raise your hand if you are cured?"

These old fritters in the business field have dealt with the police/police a lot for various reasons, but they don't actually have much awe.But some people had doubts about the dining room, and it was related to their own health. Everyone was very cooperative, and a small half of them raised their hands with a "crash".

The captain glanced at these people and seemed a little puzzled: "Not many, what's the matter with the others? Come to join in the fun?"

Mr. Huang, who came to join in the fun, immediately said: "I was introduced by Mr. Du. I just ordered one, and you came here before I tasted it. That person ate it, and he vomited. It is said that it is very unpalatable. "

Lu Yebai knew that no one would be killed invisible tonight, because Wen Zihe had already sneaked into the kitchen and controlled the cook.It's just that I don't know what he used to pretend to be monster meat, and even vomited others.

It's a bit naughty when you think about it carefully.

Mr. Huang looked at the captain's bewildered smile, and amplified his voice a little: "Mr. Police Officer, isn't it illegal for us to do this? Those who don't know are innocent, we really don't know anything."

"You are victims." The captain put away his rippling heart, and returned to his original seriousness, "Don't worry. Take a rest here, and the car will come to take everyone for an examination later."

Then he looked at his watch and estimated that the concentration of the drug gas was almost the same. He waved to several police officers in the room: "Come out, let's have a small meeting."

This was another impromptu line. The policeman looked up at the sky, thinking that the director's assistant who came to play the show really did whatever he wanted, but fortunately, he acted like that.

"Thanks for your hard work, this is today's salary." Lu Yebai put a stack of banknotes in the hands of their leader, "Oh, there is your companion in the next room. Another actor got a slap on the head, and the extra money was his inspection fee. Call me if you have any questions."

Several people took the money, counted it, and confirmed that it was correct. A man dressed as a police officer asked, "Mr. Lu, why didn't I see the camera?"

"Did I say that? This time we're just looking for someone to try out the script." Lu Yebai said, "The actor has already been appointed. Otherwise, I won't just give you this little money, right?"

Several people expressed their understanding, and they would not delay after getting the money. They went straight to the next room, woke up the companion who was unfortunately beaten to the head, and walked out of the gate of the health care center together.

Lu Yebai watched these people off, feeling relaxed, and was about to go back to the dining room to see how the effect of the drug injected just now was working, when he heard a loud sound of glass shattering not far away.

Guan Ning had been standing outside the door, and when she heard the voice, she pointed in one direction: "Go through this corridor, you go, I'll watch over here."

Hearing the words, the Captain, who was still a decent person a second ago, immediately ran away, looking at his posture, wishing he could grow two more legs.

Guan stared at his back, and suddenly felt very relieved for his young master - he really didn't love this kid in vain.

Lu Yebai ran to the window in a few seconds, but there was no one there. What came into view was a large piece of broken window, and there were scattered glass shards on the ground.Only a gust of wind came in from the broken window, and the lavender gauze curtain fluttered gently, hooking on the rich tree beside it.

A voice suddenly sounded from behind: "He jumped down."

Lu Yebai realized who this "he" was referring to, and was startled immediately. He flew to the window, leaned out, and searched carefully, but he couldn't see anything clearly through the eighteen layers of dark night.

"Mr. Wan." Lu Yebai turned around, "Is...he injured?"

Wan Dan originally wanted to frighten this kid, but the concern in the other party's eyes was too obvious, even with an inexplicable meaning, which made him feel that joking at the moment was very tasteless, so he answered truthfully: "Although it's a little messy, But he's okay. He's been through worse situations than this."

Obviously Wan Dan is not very good at comforting people, after saying this, the expression on Lu Yebai's face became more dignified.

He turned his body almost stiffly, facing the vast night sky again.

He thought he was a mortal body, and he didn't want to know what was more dangerous than jumping from the eighteenth floor.

On weekdays, he saw that Wen Zihe's life was similar to that of human beings except that he didn't have to go to work. He almost felt that there was no difference between them except species.But at this moment, the feeling of belonging to two worlds came over clearly and irresistibly.

He felt his heart throbbing slightly. What kind of life did Wen Zihe live before he met him?

Wen Zihe didn't know that he had become a lone hero in Lu Yebai's imaginative mind, and he was completely distressed.After he jumped down with Patriarch Song, he chased all the way without taking a breath. Patriarch Song's escape skills may have been practiced, and his speed was even comparable to him.

Patriarch Song was good at hiding, so he ran all the way into the parking lot, and soon, a blue car rushed out, hitting Wen Zihe straight.The moment he dodged to dodge, Patriarch Song stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom and rushed out like an arrow.

Wen Zihe quickly rolled over the roof of another car, then jumped into the air, plunged his long knife into the trunk of the blue car in front, and took advantage of the momentum to bring himself onto the roof of the blue car, leaning on it .Immediately, the whole body shook, as if out of control, it swayed to and fro.

Patriarch Song felt something falling from above, gritted his teeth and turned the steering wheel violently, trying to shake off the burden on the roof, but unexpectedly the oppressive feeling from the top of his head never eased.He glanced at the roof of the car, it was still solid and thick as usual, but separated by such a layer of iron plate, he felt that the other party's sight had locked him firmly.

当年那个瘦瘦弱弱的小孩子，现在也是个了不起的人物了啊！

There was an ugly smile on the corner of his mouth, his eyes were red, his fat face was twisted into a ferocious arc, enduring the pain in his arm, he took out a knife from under the seat beside him, and stabbed it on the roof of the car without looking at it. go.

At the excessive speed, he could hardly control the steering wheel with one hand. With such distraction, the car lost control and turned 180 degrees on the spot. Just like that, he failed to throw the person on it off.Seeing that the car was about to hit the fountain beside him, he subconsciously stepped on the brakes.

In the next second, a bright long knife pierced the roof of the car from top to bottom, and plunged straight into his driver's seat cushion. The blade was only a centimeter away from his throat. On it, he clearly saw the fear in his eyes , as long as the person holding the knife makes a move, he can be cut into two on the spot.

"Patriarch Song." The voice of the person above was calm, as if he had just experienced a chase, "Or should I call you, uncle?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Lu: Wife, why did you jump off the building?

Wen (looks helplessly)

Lu: Wife, are you all right? Is there any pain from the fall? Hug me, it scared me to death (take the opportunity to hug and eat tofu)

temperature:……

Here, I would like to thank the two little angels who voted for Bawang, I am flattered, I will continue to work hard, and try my best to show everyone~