The actor and his Mr. Fu

For today's monsters, homosexuality is not a big deal.

The old monsters are old and strong, have survived the war and seen the rise of information technology, you ask them what else they can't accept?That is unless aliens attack the earth.

Little monsters are keen to accept new things to flaunt their advancement with the times. They even dare to engage in transsexual relationships, let alone homosexuality.

Who the fuck cares.

Xu Bai is a demon with zero emotional experience, although there are quite a few people who confess to him.When he was a cool guy named Langli Baitiao, he felt that a cool guy didn't need a girlfriend.Later, after he reformed himself, he became an actor again.The actors are busy, the crew stays for several months, working hard day and night, there is no time to fall in love at all.

Xu Bai spent eight months filming the film that won the award last year, and the snake was about to shed its skin.

Of course, it's not that Xu Bai hasn't thought about falling in love, but he's never had the feeling of being a little deer to anyone.The same is true for Fu Xitang, he attributed the confusion and fascination when he first met as "Yangou's spring".

But no matter what, the current Mr. Fu is already Xu Bai's idol.He can not only write masterpieces like "Sesame Illustrated Book", but also make models, which is simply too cool.

So Xu Bai decided not to call him Big Boss from now on, this title seemed too frivolous.From now on, regardless of verbal or inner os, he will respectfully call him Mr. Fu.

Knowing that Xu Bai was just worshiping, Ah Yan breathed a sigh of relief. After all, hopeless love is painful.It's not that he doesn't want someone to accompany Mr., but who will be the special one?

Everyone in this world thinks they are special, but in the end no one is.

They might not stay in the old house for long, who knows.

But Xu Bai's next reaction was beyond Ah Yan's expectation.

"Does Mr. Fu have WeChat or Weibo? Add one." Xu Bai asked while holding his phone.

"Why did you add him? Ye Yuanxin helped him get his mobile phone number and WeChat. He never played it himself."

"That's right, you push one for me."

Ah Yan pushed Fu Xitang's WeChat business card to Xu Bai without any other choice, and said with concern, "He may not add you to his friends. I saw it secretly last time. His friends are me and Ye Yuan." It's too embarrassing for two people. I suspect that he has never opened the app on his mobile phone at all, and it's all fuss."

"Then go tell him no." Xu Bai blinked.

Ah Yan was stunned, she didn't expect to be able to do this operation.

"No, do you really think my husband is so talkative?"

"But Mr. Fu is reasonable, so you have to have a valid reason."

"What reason?"

Xu Bai thought for a while, and said seriously, "For example, for study."

So at night, Xu Bai held the "Sesame Illustrated Book" solemnly, knocked on the door of Fu Xitang's study room, and asked him about the burial location of a treasure in the book, and said seriously: "Fu Xitang Sir, can you add me on WeChat? That way I can ask any questions there instead of running over here. I have bad feet.”

As Xu Bai said, he smiled embarrassedly.

Fu Xitang who was writing raised his head and stared at Xu Bai coldly.At that moment, Xu Bai thought that his superb acting skills would be seen through by the other party.

But fortunately, Fu Xitang finally took out the mobile phone from the drawer.

Three minutes later, he came out of the study on crutches, and Ah Yan, who was standing outside the door, raised his handsome eyebrows, "I would like to bet and lose, a pack of instant noodles."

Ah Yan slapped the instant noodles on his hand——I really believe in your evil, and this stupid reason can be passed.

Xu Bai was very happy, and a little proud. After taking a shower and laying down on the bed, he clicked on the idol's circle of friends to pay his respects.It turned out unsurprisingly—empty.

The profile picture has been changed, but it looks like Ye Yuanxin's taste, because it is a big flower.If it wasn't for the WeChat that Fu Xitang opened in front of him, Xu Bai would have 100% thought it was a fake account.

There was no other way, Xu Bai had no choice but to cut out and look at other things.After a while, Zhu Ziyi sent a routine greeting.

Zhu Ziyi: What are you doing?Did it go well today?

Keswell's Tomorrow: I'm watching "The Self-Cultivation of a Mysterious Brother".

Zhu Ziyi: What the hell?

Kersville Tomorrow: A Guide to Finding Online.Now I am especially grateful to Mr. Fu for not coming to the entertainment industry, otherwise I will lose my job.

Zhu Ziyi: Wait, can you fill in the plot that I missed first?

Keswell's Tomorrow: In short, it is Mr. Fu's decathlon, and the little one sincerely admires it.

Zhu Ziyi: ...

Keswell's Tomorrow: In the future, you can pack it for me according to this, and it will become popular all over the universe.

Zhu Ziyi: Why didn't I know you were still chasing stars?

Keswell's Tomorrow: Do you say that Mr. Fu is a star in the sky?

Zhu Ziyi: Xu Bai, to be honest, if you used this skill to flatter you, you would already be the number one brother in the world.

Keswell's Tomorrow: Kudos.

Keswell's Tomorrow: It's not flattery, it's heartfelt compliments.

Zhu Ziyi: Go watch your pig raising.

So Xu Bai continued to read "Self-Cultivation of a Mysterious Brother" with peace of mind. The article was not long, and he turned to the last page in a short while, which summed it up in four words - lie down and let yourself be fucked.

Talented, this author is so fucking talented.

The next day Xu Bai got up early in the morning, and took the initiative to go to the kitchen to make coffee without milk or sugar.In order to follow in the footsteps of his idol, he took the initiative to try this drinking method without milk and sugar—it was too bitter, so he gave up decisively.

Fu Xitang looked at his disgusted expression of sticking out his tongue out of bitterness, and suddenly felt that today's coffee tasted pretty good.

Today, Xu Bai is going to shoot a rainy scene with Du Zeyu.Originally, this scene was to be filmed later because Xu Bai had a foot injury.But this meant that there would be conflicts with other actors' schedules. Xu Bai didn't want to make such a trouble, and felt that his feet were almost healed, so he took the initiative to persuade Yao Zhang to let him do it today.

Although Yao Zhang nodded, everyone was still worried, and they were extra careful when taking pictures.The progress was inevitably slowed down, and the two were so heartbroken that they didn't finish filming for half a day.

This scene was filmed in the garden, and the ground was soaked with water and slowly became muddy.The two people in the rain gradually developed from an initial dispute to a physical conflict. The male protagonist Shen Qingshu was punched by the other party and fell into the crabapple bushes, scattered petals sprinkled him all over, beautiful and desolate.

Xu Bai was very measured, he had already thought about where he stood and how he would fall, so even though he fell in a mess in the camera, in fact it didn't hurt at all.

But Du Zeyu, who was going to continue to speak harshly, slipped on his feet and sat down on the ground.The moment he fell, he screamed in pain, and his face turned pale in an instant.

Everyone's heart skipped a beat, and they hurried over to pull him.Xu Bai's legs and feet were inconvenient and he couldn't run over there in time, but he could see clearly from a close distance - Du Zeyu's buttocks were stuck with stones.

A small, pointed stone happened to be in the grass just below his ass.Du Zeyu's clothes were not thick, and when he sat down so heavily, it almost didn't get embedded in his flesh.

Xu Bai felt pain even thinking about it.

"Help him up quickly!" Yao Zhang was dying of anxiety.

"Don't even help me!" Du Zeyu was in pain and felt ashamed, that was his ass!Although it's all meat, it's okay to scratch the skin, but it's too embarrassing!

That's his ass!

"Lift it up, lift it up." Someone yelled again, and everyone rushed to lift Du Zeyu up.

Du Zeyu's face suddenly turned from pale to liver-colored, but at this moment Xu Bai reached out his hand to stop him, "Everyone, wait a minute, the floor is slippery, don't fall again. Xiao Lin, you carry him on your back."

Xiao Lin is Du Zeyu's assistant. He knew Du Zeyu's face-saving temper, and quickly rescued Du Zeyu from everyone.Although Du Zeyu was always upset when he saw Xu Bai, he didn't insist on not letting him help at this time, but his face turned even redder.

Xu Bai thought for a while, and said, "I'll take him to the next door first, to check first, and then see if he should go to the hospital."

As soon as Du Zeyu heard that he was going to the hospital, he immediately explained that he was fine, but it hurt a little bit accidentally.

In view of the fact that Xu Bai's foot was injured last time, he also went to the next door for treatment, and the big boss next door has great powers, and there is nothing that cannot be settled.So Yao Zhang waved his hand and asked Xiao Lin to go over with Du Zeyu on his back, to apply some medicine first.

Xu Bai hurriedly asked Jiang Sheng to help him, he was wet all over now, and it was uncomfortable to walk.And he had to tell Fu Xitang if he let outsiders into the house.

At this time, it is time to show the unique skill of sending messages with one hand.Xu Bai was supported by Jiang Sheng to walk to the next door, while sending messages to Fu Xitang quickly with his fingers, fast, accurate and steady.

Within seconds of entering the room, Ah Yan trotted down from upstairs, still shouting: "Who got a hole in his ass? Who is who?"

Ah Yan heard the gossip from the ivy brothers. After listening to it, a carp jumped off the bed.

Du Zeyu still remembered the "resentment" in the fake calligraphy and painting last time, and his expression suddenly became very lifeless.But Ah Yan found him right, and happily ran to his side, "Come here, let your brother Yan see, where did you poke a hole?"

"There is no hole!" Du Zeyu hastily argued.

"Then what do you use to shit?" Ah Yan gave him a look of caring for the mentally retarded.

Du Zeyu almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of old blood, Xu Bai quickly pulled Ah Yan away, "Okay, quickly take off your pants and check, if there is nothing wrong, you have to go back and continue filming."

That's the reason, but if Du Zeyu were to take off his pants in front of so many people, including Xu Bai, that would be a public execution.

Who knows if this scheming actor will take the opportunity to take pictures and blackmail him!

"You are not allowed to look!" He looked at Xu Bai pretending to be fierce.

"Okay, okay." Xu Bai turned his head away, sympathizing with his tragic experience, but couldn't help but want to laugh.He was really suffering, and he was still wondering if he was too bad, Du Zeyu was injured, how could he still laugh?

Du Zeyu was still worried, and insisted on asking Xiao Lin to help him go to the toilet for inspection.Xiao Lin had no choice but to take the medicine box Xu Bai gave him and take him to the toilet.

But Du Zeyu didn't let others see it, and this other people didn't include Uncle Ah Yan.

There is no one else in the living room now, Ah Yan snapped his fingers, and with a bang, the smoke rolled and turned into a... a squirrel with a big tail.The squirrel made a "look at me" gesture with Xu Bai, then sneaked to the toilet door and opened a crack.

This was the first time Xu Bai saw Ah Yan's real body, not to mention it was quite cute.The big fluffy tail is red, and the eyeballs are round and round, revealing a sense of wit.

At this time, Fu Xitang came down from upstairs.

He glanced at Ah Yan, who was peeping by the toilet door, and then looked at Xu Bai, who was sitting on the mahogany chair in the living room, his whole body was dripping wet, and his brows frowned imperceptibly.

Feeling his displeasure, Xu Bai looked down at the chair that had been wet by him, and quickly stood up with the back of the chair.Then he smiled at Fu Xitang embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Fu, I just took a rain scene and got wet."

Jiang Sheng hurriedly hid behind Xu Bai. The usual big boss was enough to make him feel like Alexander, but this time the big boss made his heart tremble even more.

Fu Xitang didn't speak, but followed the water stains on the ground to the door.Xu Bai was even more embarrassed now. He didn't think about it so much just now, so he wanted to say that he must mop the floor later.

"I..." But just as he was about to open his mouth, Fu Xitang reached out to the cabinet, and the cabinet opened automatically.A white towel flew out from inside, covering Xu Bai's head with a hood.

"Wipe." Fu Xitang said concisely.

"Oh." Xu Bai touched his nose, took off the towel and bent down to wipe the chair.He could tell that many things in this room were old, and these chairs would cost at least hundreds of thousands, or even millions, if they were to be sold.

Jiang Sheng also hurried to help, turned around and went to find the mop.

Fu Xitang's face became even colder. He crossed his arms and looked at Xu Bai, who had messy wet hair, and said, "I asked you to wipe yourself. What are you doing to wipe the chair?"

Xu Bai: "..."