The actor and his Mr. Fu
Chapter 74
Several years later, Xu Bai recalled that night in Tangwu on Anhe Mountain, and still felt "humiliated".He is a big movie star, a 1.8-meter-five man, and he was pinned on the bed like a little wife, and was forced to know those unscrupulous things.
It's the same thing, what's the name and what's the purpose, you have to say it clearly.It was said on the Internet that this was called science popularization, but Xu Bai thought it was called public execution, and Xu Bai was so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide on the spot.
It was all because of that night that Xu Bai would become so impure in the future.
Fortunately, Xu Bai returned to the embrace of the crew the next day, using his busy work to numb himself.Who in the crew is not a good person, Xu Bai disappeared for a whole day must have something to do with Fu Xitang, but no one who is blind dared to mention it in front of Xu Bai.Everyone tacitly agreed, as if they had forgotten what happened yesterday.
Besides, Director Fan has always hated people gossiping in his crew, and he helped Xu Bai save a lot of trouble invisibly.
Ah Yan and Anping didn't sleep in Tangwu last night, because there was only one bedroom in Tangwu, so they were ruthlessly driven by Fu Xitang to live in a hot spring hotel.
It's just that this night, neither Ah Yan nor Anping slept well.Anping thought a lot because he met Fu Xitang, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep.Ah Yan, who is usually carefree, also suffers from insomnia. When she closes her eyes, there seems to be the whistling wind of the morning bungee jumping in her ears, and she tosses and turns in bed all night.
So when the two woke up the next morning, they met each other in the bathroom with dark circles under their eyes.
Anping: "Morning."
Ah Yan: "...Morning."
The two of them stood in front of the vanity table together and brushed their teeth, three strokes left and three strokes right, a rare synchronization.
Ah Yan spat out the foam and asked, "What do you want to do today?"
Anping asked back, "Is there anything you want to do?"
"Ah?" Ah Yan was stunned, what did he want to do?Does ordering takeout count?
The two of them stared wide-eyed, then turned their heads to rinse their mouths together.Half an hour later, the two of them walked out of the hotel. Anping flipped through the wish list on his phone while walking, searching and searching, and finally found one that he could do right now, "Be a delinquent boy for a day."
Ah Yan was confused: "What?"
Isn't this wish too fucking strange?Is there something wrong with this person?
Anping didn't care about Ah Yan's surprise, looked up and down the shape of Ah Yan's overalls and white running shoes, and shook his head, "You don't fit the image of the buried love family at all."
Ah Yan: "My love to bury a fart! I will also bury flowers for Lin Daiyu!"
Anping opened his mouth and was about to speak, but suddenly there was a burst of laughter from behind him, as if a motorcycle had been scraped by.
Ah Yan frowned, and looked away from Anping.At this moment, they had reached the hotel lobby, and three boys who were about the same age as Anping were standing about ten meters behind Anping, looking at them with a big smile.
One of them with yellow hair came forward, "Anping, no wonder you disappeared when you were on vacation, so you came here to be a delinquent boy? Why, are there any cats and dogs here that you can bully?" ?”
After finishing speaking, his other two companions also came over, one of them squinted at Anping, and said, "I thought the study committee members loved learning so much, so they were all pretending, and they wanted to be a bad boy. With your body, go out." Was he beaten? Or picked up cigarette butts?"
"That's right, when school starts, we'll help you promote it, so everyone will be afraid of you hahahahaha..."
Here we go again, is this motorcycle leaking oil?Thinking of this, Ah Yan couldn't help but stepped forward to scold them.In terms of swearing, Brother Yan has never lost.
Ah Yan rolled up his sleeves, and he was about to go, but Anping reached out to stop Ah Yan, looked at the three of them calmly, and said, "Even if you go to the teacher to complain and I can't be a study committee member, it's not your turn." here to do—"
Speaking, Anping solemnly reminded: "Because your grades are really bad."
It was past ten o'clock in the morning, and there were people coming and going in the hotel. There were many people who cast curious glances at the five and a half teenagers stuck in the hotel lobby.The three of them didn't hold back when they laughed just now, and Anping didn't lower his voice when he spoke, so a passerby who happened to pass by couldn't help but burst out laughing when he heard "too bad grades".
The laughter was very light, as light as a goose feather, but it was like a slap on the faces of the three people, causing burning pain.
"Anping! Do you want to fight!"
"That's right, do you think the teacher likes you so we dare not touch you? Don't report if you have the ability!"
The three of them jumped in anger, Ah Yan's eyes lit up, and he immediately walked in front of Anping, posing in a fighting pose, "Come on, come on!"
The yellow-haired boss dismissed him, "Where are you from again, go away!"
"What do you call me?" The short word successfully aroused Ah Yan's fighting spirit. Everyone saw a blur in front of them, and the yellow hair was thrown to the ground, and Ah Yan hit his ass with lightning speed. Sitting on the yellow-haired back, he grabbed his ears and yelled angrily: "Say! How much did you score in the final exam?!"
Huang Mao's ears were pulled, and the pain was so painful that tears were about to come out, but in fact his head was still dazed.He felt that he seemed to be standing upright one second, and was being ridden on him the next second.
How is this going?
Huang Mao's companions came back to their senses belatedly, and hurried forward to save people, but for some reason, they suddenly found that they couldn't move!
But at this time, Huang Mao couldn't stand the humiliation and pain anymore, and he confessed in a jerk, "I said, I said, I got 42 points in the test!"
"My God! 42? Which one is 42? Did you fail in both English, mathematics and Chinese? The perfect score for mathematics is 90, and the passing score is 42. You actually scored [-]!"
Huang Mao was shaken by Ah Yan so that his head seemed to be full of water, and more and more people gathered around him. He seemed to hear everyone talking about his 42 points in the final math test.
What a shame, what a shame!
Huang Mao rose up because of grief and anger, pushed Ah Yan away and stood up, staring at Ah Yan angrily, and made the security guards who came to rescue him freeze in place?
Didn't you say we started fighting?How come people are alright?
"I, I... It's none of your business that I scored 42 points in the test!" Huang Mao was so angry that he held back for a long time, and only uttered this sentence.His father and mother, his grandpa and grandma, no one scolded him for scoring 42 points in the test, but a short winter melon that he didn't know at all ran out to criticize him in public, which made him completely lose his mind.
The security guards and the passers-by looked at each other in dismay. This is... a quarrel between elementary school students?
At this time, Ah Yan had changed into a cold and cold appearance and stood aside, with a disgusted expression of "I don't bother to talk to people who have scored 42 points in the test".
Anping came out in time to smooth things over and said, "Actually, he has improved compared to last semester, when he only scored 38 last semester."
Huang Mao was so angry that he fainted, his two companions wanted to step forward to support, but Anping and Ah Yan coldly swept over and told them to shut up.Because their grades are no better than Huangmao's, if they say this in front of so many people, would they be shameless?
Moreover, they came here with the invitation coupons from their family, so they might run into acquaintances here, which would be too miserable.By tomorrow, the seven aunts and eight aunts will know, and their mouths will be broken forever.
Ah Yan thought that he had learned Fu Xitang's true biography, and knew the truth of hitting seven inches when hitting a snake, so he turned to Anping and asked, "How many exams have you taken?"
Anping humbly lowered his voice, but actually said very loudly: "135."
Ah Yan was surprised: "Wow, isn't that a full hundred points more than him?"
Anping: "Not one hundred."
Huang Mao was really going to faint with anger now, and rolled his eyes to the sky.
In the end, the matter ended with the arrival of the parents of both parties.Huang Mao's parents were really in the hotel, when they heard the news, they rushed over and caught the embarrassing son, almost beating him on the spot.
Fu Xitang was still in Tangwu, but Ying Yao, who loved to make small reports, turned around and told him the news, so he went too.
The cold and noble Mr. Fu carried the audience with one look.
Ah Yan's heart trembled, so when she returned to Tangwu, she immediately admitted her mistake: "Sir, it was my fault, I shouldn't have caused trouble."
Anping looked at him in surprise, what about being a delinquent boy together?
As a result, Fu Xitang looked back at him coldly, and said, "Get ready to go to school, you should grow up too."
Ah Yan's world collapsed.
No more sunshine and rain.
Fu Xitang ignored him, looked at Anping, and asked, "Student An, won't you invite us to your house?"
Anping came back to his senses, and quickly said: "Then I invite you and Mr. Xu to have dinner together today."
"Okay." Fu Xitang nodded in response, glanced at Ah Yan again, but didn't say anything, just turned around and entered the room.
Ah Yan was still in shock and couldn't recover, so Anping comforted him: "Don't worry, I'll give you half of my reference books."
The reference book is divided into half, which is definitely a revolutionary friendship.
However, Ah Yan seemed to have seen some life-saving straw suddenly. He grabbed Anping's arm tightly with both hands and said, "You know what? I have been abroad for many, many years. I can speak German, French, Italian, Greek, Japanese, Korean and Arabic can also communicate with native Indians..."
Anping looked at him and said regretfully: "These college entrance examinations are not taken."
Ah Yan: "..."
Anping: "It's actually not that scary."
Ah Yan: "Where does the Minister of Education live?"
Anping did not speak, took out his mobile phone and turned on the music software to order a song for Ah Yan - "Sailor", and a rough male voice sounded in the small courtyard: "He said that this little pain in the wind and rain is nothing, wipe away your tears and don't be afraid, At least we still have dreams..."
Ah Yan was moved, "What is our dream?"
Anping: "Be a bad boy."
Ah Yan: "..."
Anping: "I have a friend, Mr. Tony who works in a hair salon, and he will help us transform into what we want."
An hour and a half later, Ah Yan was sitting in a chain hair salon in a well-known town, looking at her new look, wanting to die.He sneaked a glance at Anping next to him. Anping was well adjusted. Although the red hair and leggings on top of his head were extremely arrogant, his paralyzed face successfully added a bit of aloofness to him.
Ah Yan crossed his face, and the two of them stood together, mourning and burying their love, referred to as "Funeral One Dragon".
Ah Yan couldn't help but look up at the sky, the sun is so big today.It is appropriate to break ground and to hold a funeral.
In the evening, Fu Xitang took Xu Bai to An's house to visit, and received warm hospitality from Xu Bai's fan sister An Mama.
It's the same thing, what's the name and what's the purpose, you have to say it clearly.It was said on the Internet that this was called science popularization, but Xu Bai thought it was called public execution, and Xu Bai was so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide on the spot.
It was all because of that night that Xu Bai would become so impure in the future.
Fortunately, Xu Bai returned to the embrace of the crew the next day, using his busy work to numb himself.Who in the crew is not a good person, Xu Bai disappeared for a whole day must have something to do with Fu Xitang, but no one who is blind dared to mention it in front of Xu Bai.Everyone tacitly agreed, as if they had forgotten what happened yesterday.
Besides, Director Fan has always hated people gossiping in his crew, and he helped Xu Bai save a lot of trouble invisibly.
Ah Yan and Anping didn't sleep in Tangwu last night, because there was only one bedroom in Tangwu, so they were ruthlessly driven by Fu Xitang to live in a hot spring hotel.
It's just that this night, neither Ah Yan nor Anping slept well.Anping thought a lot because he met Fu Xitang, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep.Ah Yan, who is usually carefree, also suffers from insomnia. When she closes her eyes, there seems to be the whistling wind of the morning bungee jumping in her ears, and she tosses and turns in bed all night.
So when the two woke up the next morning, they met each other in the bathroom with dark circles under their eyes.
Anping: "Morning."
Ah Yan: "...Morning."
The two of them stood in front of the vanity table together and brushed their teeth, three strokes left and three strokes right, a rare synchronization.
Ah Yan spat out the foam and asked, "What do you want to do today?"
Anping asked back, "Is there anything you want to do?"
"Ah?" Ah Yan was stunned, what did he want to do?Does ordering takeout count?
The two of them stared wide-eyed, then turned their heads to rinse their mouths together.Half an hour later, the two of them walked out of the hotel. Anping flipped through the wish list on his phone while walking, searching and searching, and finally found one that he could do right now, "Be a delinquent boy for a day."
Ah Yan was confused: "What?"
Isn't this wish too fucking strange?Is there something wrong with this person?
Anping didn't care about Ah Yan's surprise, looked up and down the shape of Ah Yan's overalls and white running shoes, and shook his head, "You don't fit the image of the buried love family at all."
Ah Yan: "My love to bury a fart! I will also bury flowers for Lin Daiyu!"
Anping opened his mouth and was about to speak, but suddenly there was a burst of laughter from behind him, as if a motorcycle had been scraped by.
Ah Yan frowned, and looked away from Anping.At this moment, they had reached the hotel lobby, and three boys who were about the same age as Anping were standing about ten meters behind Anping, looking at them with a big smile.
One of them with yellow hair came forward, "Anping, no wonder you disappeared when you were on vacation, so you came here to be a delinquent boy? Why, are there any cats and dogs here that you can bully?" ?”
After finishing speaking, his other two companions also came over, one of them squinted at Anping, and said, "I thought the study committee members loved learning so much, so they were all pretending, and they wanted to be a bad boy. With your body, go out." Was he beaten? Or picked up cigarette butts?"
"That's right, when school starts, we'll help you promote it, so everyone will be afraid of you hahahahaha..."
Here we go again, is this motorcycle leaking oil?Thinking of this, Ah Yan couldn't help but stepped forward to scold them.In terms of swearing, Brother Yan has never lost.
Ah Yan rolled up his sleeves, and he was about to go, but Anping reached out to stop Ah Yan, looked at the three of them calmly, and said, "Even if you go to the teacher to complain and I can't be a study committee member, it's not your turn." here to do—"
Speaking, Anping solemnly reminded: "Because your grades are really bad."
It was past ten o'clock in the morning, and there were people coming and going in the hotel. There were many people who cast curious glances at the five and a half teenagers stuck in the hotel lobby.The three of them didn't hold back when they laughed just now, and Anping didn't lower his voice when he spoke, so a passerby who happened to pass by couldn't help but burst out laughing when he heard "too bad grades".
The laughter was very light, as light as a goose feather, but it was like a slap on the faces of the three people, causing burning pain.
"Anping! Do you want to fight!"
"That's right, do you think the teacher likes you so we dare not touch you? Don't report if you have the ability!"
The three of them jumped in anger, Ah Yan's eyes lit up, and he immediately walked in front of Anping, posing in a fighting pose, "Come on, come on!"
The yellow-haired boss dismissed him, "Where are you from again, go away!"
"What do you call me?" The short word successfully aroused Ah Yan's fighting spirit. Everyone saw a blur in front of them, and the yellow hair was thrown to the ground, and Ah Yan hit his ass with lightning speed. Sitting on the yellow-haired back, he grabbed his ears and yelled angrily: "Say! How much did you score in the final exam?!"
Huang Mao's ears were pulled, and the pain was so painful that tears were about to come out, but in fact his head was still dazed.He felt that he seemed to be standing upright one second, and was being ridden on him the next second.
How is this going?
Huang Mao's companions came back to their senses belatedly, and hurried forward to save people, but for some reason, they suddenly found that they couldn't move!
But at this time, Huang Mao couldn't stand the humiliation and pain anymore, and he confessed in a jerk, "I said, I said, I got 42 points in the test!"
"My God! 42? Which one is 42? Did you fail in both English, mathematics and Chinese? The perfect score for mathematics is 90, and the passing score is 42. You actually scored [-]!"
Huang Mao was shaken by Ah Yan so that his head seemed to be full of water, and more and more people gathered around him. He seemed to hear everyone talking about his 42 points in the final math test.
What a shame, what a shame!
Huang Mao rose up because of grief and anger, pushed Ah Yan away and stood up, staring at Ah Yan angrily, and made the security guards who came to rescue him freeze in place?
Didn't you say we started fighting?How come people are alright?
"I, I... It's none of your business that I scored 42 points in the test!" Huang Mao was so angry that he held back for a long time, and only uttered this sentence.His father and mother, his grandpa and grandma, no one scolded him for scoring 42 points in the test, but a short winter melon that he didn't know at all ran out to criticize him in public, which made him completely lose his mind.
The security guards and the passers-by looked at each other in dismay. This is... a quarrel between elementary school students?
At this time, Ah Yan had changed into a cold and cold appearance and stood aside, with a disgusted expression of "I don't bother to talk to people who have scored 42 points in the test".
Anping came out in time to smooth things over and said, "Actually, he has improved compared to last semester, when he only scored 38 last semester."
Huang Mao was so angry that he fainted, his two companions wanted to step forward to support, but Anping and Ah Yan coldly swept over and told them to shut up.Because their grades are no better than Huangmao's, if they say this in front of so many people, would they be shameless?
Moreover, they came here with the invitation coupons from their family, so they might run into acquaintances here, which would be too miserable.By tomorrow, the seven aunts and eight aunts will know, and their mouths will be broken forever.
Ah Yan thought that he had learned Fu Xitang's true biography, and knew the truth of hitting seven inches when hitting a snake, so he turned to Anping and asked, "How many exams have you taken?"
Anping humbly lowered his voice, but actually said very loudly: "135."
Ah Yan was surprised: "Wow, isn't that a full hundred points more than him?"
Anping: "Not one hundred."
Huang Mao was really going to faint with anger now, and rolled his eyes to the sky.
In the end, the matter ended with the arrival of the parents of both parties.Huang Mao's parents were really in the hotel, when they heard the news, they rushed over and caught the embarrassing son, almost beating him on the spot.
Fu Xitang was still in Tangwu, but Ying Yao, who loved to make small reports, turned around and told him the news, so he went too.
The cold and noble Mr. Fu carried the audience with one look.
Ah Yan's heart trembled, so when she returned to Tangwu, she immediately admitted her mistake: "Sir, it was my fault, I shouldn't have caused trouble."
Anping looked at him in surprise, what about being a delinquent boy together?
As a result, Fu Xitang looked back at him coldly, and said, "Get ready to go to school, you should grow up too."
Ah Yan's world collapsed.
No more sunshine and rain.
Fu Xitang ignored him, looked at Anping, and asked, "Student An, won't you invite us to your house?"
Anping came back to his senses, and quickly said: "Then I invite you and Mr. Xu to have dinner together today."
"Okay." Fu Xitang nodded in response, glanced at Ah Yan again, but didn't say anything, just turned around and entered the room.
Ah Yan was still in shock and couldn't recover, so Anping comforted him: "Don't worry, I'll give you half of my reference books."
The reference book is divided into half, which is definitely a revolutionary friendship.
However, Ah Yan seemed to have seen some life-saving straw suddenly. He grabbed Anping's arm tightly with both hands and said, "You know what? I have been abroad for many, many years. I can speak German, French, Italian, Greek, Japanese, Korean and Arabic can also communicate with native Indians..."
Anping looked at him and said regretfully: "These college entrance examinations are not taken."
Ah Yan: "..."
Anping: "It's actually not that scary."
Ah Yan: "Where does the Minister of Education live?"
Anping did not speak, took out his mobile phone and turned on the music software to order a song for Ah Yan - "Sailor", and a rough male voice sounded in the small courtyard: "He said that this little pain in the wind and rain is nothing, wipe away your tears and don't be afraid, At least we still have dreams..."
Ah Yan was moved, "What is our dream?"
Anping: "Be a bad boy."
Ah Yan: "..."
Anping: "I have a friend, Mr. Tony who works in a hair salon, and he will help us transform into what we want."
An hour and a half later, Ah Yan was sitting in a chain hair salon in a well-known town, looking at her new look, wanting to die.He sneaked a glance at Anping next to him. Anping was well adjusted. Although the red hair and leggings on top of his head were extremely arrogant, his paralyzed face successfully added a bit of aloofness to him.
Ah Yan crossed his face, and the two of them stood together, mourning and burying their love, referred to as "Funeral One Dragon".
Ah Yan couldn't help but look up at the sky, the sun is so big today.It is appropriate to break ground and to hold a funeral.
In the evening, Fu Xitang took Xu Bai to An's house to visit, and received warm hospitality from Xu Bai's fan sister An Mama.
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