The actor and his Mr. Fu

([-]) Spicy man

Xu Bai only recently confirmed that Mr. Fu really can't eat spicy food.

Fu Xitang often cooks at home, and the dishes he can cook cover all major cuisines at home and abroad, and of course he can also cook spicy ones.Xu Bai likes spicy food, so the frequency of Sichuan and Hunan dishes on the dining table at home is not low. Fu Xitang will occasionally pick up a chopstick, calm as usual.

But some time ago Xu Bai went to Chongqing because of filming. What can he do in Chongqing besides filming?Of course it is to eat hot pot!

It happened that Fu Xitang was going to visit the class, so Xu Bai happily took Fu Xitang to visit various hot pot restaurants.Whether it is an old hot pot restaurant with exquisite decoration and a good reputation, or a fly restaurant hidden in a small corner of the street, Xu Bai does not intend to let it go.

But once you eat it, you will have problems.

As a seasoned hot pot lover, Xu Bai certainly disdains ordering hot pots like mandarin duck pots. If he is a real man, he must eat red oil pots.

Fu Xitang reminded him to pay attention to his stomach and not to be too spicy.

Xu Bai touched his smooth face that had hardly ever had acne, and then told Fu Xitang solemnly: "My stomach is made of iron."

But what Tiewei said didn't impress Fu Xitang, Xu Bai was still taken by Fu Xitang to eat Japanese food and Jiangsu and Zhejiang dishes for several days.So Xu Bai gradually had doubts in his heart. He thought: hot pot is so delicious, but Mr. Fu is so honest about it, there must be something wrong.

No, we can't let hot pot suffer such injustice, he must justify the name of hot pot!

So before leaving Chongqing, Xu Bai begged Fu Xitang to go with him to a hot pot restaurant, being obedient and flattering.While eating, Xu Bai paid attention to Fu Xitang's reaction, trying to get some clues from the expression on his face.

Fu Xitang looked indifferent throughout the whole process, and slowly wiped the bamboo chopsticks with a paper towel, slowly rinsed the meat and served it, and slowly fished the round and round shrimp slips into Xu Bai's bowl.

He ate one himself, chewing it gracefully, and then took a sip of iced sour plum soup.

Seeing this, Xu Bai didn't think there was anything wrong, because Fu Xitang was very particular about eating etiquette on weekdays, no matter at home or in a restaurant outside, his eating movements were considered pleasing to the eye.

But Xu Bai inadvertently saw Fu Xitang's reddish earlobes through the hot steam from the soup pot.The red color is really very light, much lighter than the color of the soup base, if you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all.

But red is red!

Fu Xitang never had red ears a few times when he was in bed, but now after eating a hot pot, it has become like this. If there is nothing wrong with it, even Xu Bai would not believe it!

Suddenly, Xu Bai thought of something, and the corner of his mouth slowly curled up into a wicked smile.Supporting his side face with one hand, he tapped his ears gently with his fingers, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Fu, can you not eat spicy food?"

Hearing this, Fu Xitang looked at him deeply, just when Xu Bai thought he was going to deny it, he said calmly, "It really won't."

Careless, Xu Bai thought calmly.

Originally, this was the explosive drama of "the omnipotent Mr. Fu can't eat spicy food", which was enough to make Xu Bai laugh until he grew old, but after Fu Xitang's light words, the plot suddenly became that he obviously can't eat spicy food, but for Love sacrifices and move the world.

Although that's true.

So Xu Bai had no choice but to press Fu Xitang on the door panel and give him a spicy kiss after returning to the hotel to express his touch.

The hot kiss, the hot lips, and the hot heart are my hot love for you.

Fu Xitang's earlobe was close at hand, Xu Bai looked at the alluring pink color, and felt itchy in his heart, so he bit it.Fu Xitang had no choice but to pretend to slap his ass viciously as punishment.

But Xu Bai is a person who is willing to dedicate himself to love, but instead he throws his whole body on him, thinking about Mr. Fu's pink earlobes, and laughing badly.

This night, Mr. Fu ruthlessly rejected the little snake demon's courtship because he doesn't eat spicy food.

([-]) swimming pot

In the spring of the third year together, Xu Bai deliberately arranged a long vacation, and brought Fu Xitang and Ah Yan back to Hangzhou to meet their parents.

This was Fu Xitang's first official visit as Xu Bai's boyfriend, so it was natural to be more solemn, so he took some collections from the warehouse as a meeting gift.

Mr. Fu's private treasury is a place that Xu Bai rarely enters. How many treasures are hidden in it is still a mystery.But Xu Bai carefully looked through the gifts he took out for his parents. Apart from the calligraphy and painting manuscripts that his father would like, there were even some exquisitely crafted antique jewelry, which were very valuable at first glance.

The value of such a pile of things is immeasurable.But Xu Bai didn't pretentiously ask Fu Xitang to take it back, but was a little worried about his father.

His mother said that he still cannot calmly accept the fact that "that Mr. Fu, who is knowledgeable, admired by thousands of monsters, has become his son-in-law". of it?

Facts have proved that Xu Bai's worry is very correct, because on the day of the visit, his father wore slippers backwards, and remained cold throughout the whole process, refusing to say a word.

Ah Yan was very worried. He thought Papa Xu didn't like his husband, so he behaved very well-behaved, with a sweet mouth, and even willingly changed back to his original shape to let Mama Xu touch his tail.

Brother Yan was also worried about his husband's lifelong event.

Xu's mother didn't feel uncomfortable at all, so she took them to the lake that afternoon.As for her husband, she stayed at home to guard the door on the grounds of "poor performance".

Father Xu stood at the door of the house with his hands behind his back and watched them leave. He was tall and serious.But as soon as the figures of the four disappeared around the corner, he immediately took out his mobile phone and called his teacher with trembling hands.

"Hello? Teacher, um... um... I want to ask the teacher a question... Mr. Fu has come to my house, what do you think I should let him call me now?"

On the other side, Mother Xu was in high spirits.She has a familiar monster friend who is in the boating business, so she greeted people early in the morning, saying that she would bring her son's boyfriend to the lake today and ask him to wait at the old place in advance.

All the monsters in the West Lake District know that their "A Flower on the Lake" will bring their son's boyfriend over, so today's West Lake is full of monsters.

There are those little monsters who don't know Fu Xitang's name and taboo, they just come to join in the fun.There are also some old monsters who admire Fu Xitang and are looking forward to their "Lifetime" series.

Of course, there are also some of Xu Bai's petites and that beast that is always at odds with him are all lurking in the water. It is inevitable that some of them have liked Xu Bai before, and their feelings are complicated because of this.

Xu's mother sat alone on the bow of the boat, dignified and quiet, but there was a domineering look in her eyes that no one dared to commit, smiling like a queen on a tour.

But the news was indeed not spread by Xu's mother on purpose, it was the eighth brother Wang who is the neighbor of Xu's family who put up a free advertisement for Xu Bai, which led to today's grand occasion.

Xu Bai was very helpless, but since he came, he was at peace. He introduced Fu Xitang to the passing water monster, there might be a former classmate or uncle among them, and he told Fu Xitang about his past.

There is a small island in the Three Pools Reflecting the Moon, where young monsters gather.When Xu Bai was young, he often went there to play, made many friends, and fought with bastards all the time.

"The bastard is not authentic. If he can't beat me, he will ask for foreign aid. Mr. Fu, have you seen the big white bird? He used to help the bastard fight with me when he was a little white bird. I can't fly, so I'm so mad. .”

Fu Xitang smiled. He listened to the story of Xu Bai's childhood and summed up two words - fight.Langli Baitiao spent almost his whole childhood competing for the status of the "Little Overlord of the West Lake", creating a record of 31 consecutive days of topping the list.

When No.30 was two days old, he was taken ashore by his father and went to study.

Langli Baitiao even skipped school. When he was in the fifth grade of primary school, he and Wang Baxiong changed into their original forms and swaggered out of the small hole under the school wall to go to Lingyin to find the demon monk from Hanshan Temple in Suzhou.

It is said that the demon monk is very powerful and a well-known boss, so the two want to learn from a teacher.

At that time, Bai Tiao in the waves still had a martial arts dream in his heart.

UI.But the eighth brother Wang climbed too slowly, so the two little monsters hid in a taxi at the right time and hitched a ride.

But the tragedy is that the demon monk does not accept disciples.But he felt that these two little monsters were very courageous and they were a good match for him, so he led them to hide from a group of big monks, and ran to the top of Feilai Peak to secretly eat barbecue.

When Xu's father and Xu's mother found Xu Bai in a hurry, he was so full of food that he slept in the purple gold bowl of the demon monk.

At the end of the story, Xu Bai was severely beaten by his parents.

Of course Xu Bai would not tell Fu Xitang about such a shameful thing, but he did not expect that the demon monk knew Fu Xitang and happened to come to Hangzhou.

The famous name of Langli Baitiao has been ruined.

([-]) Calabash doll

In the fifth year that Xu Bai and Fu Xitang were together, the Calabash Brothers finally started their second transformation.As we all know, the shadow demon's body is just a cloud of black mist, without gender or facial features, and the little black balls are the result of their transformation.

But because Qu Li mutated, and gave birth to an offspring that should not have existed with Miss Hu San, this offspring also mutated.

This is a new thing, the first shadow demon born from a mother's womb in the demon world for tens of thousands of years, no one can guarantee whether they can successfully undergo secondary transformation, and what they will eventually look like.

So when the gourd baby showed signs of being about to transform, Qu Li solemnly invited Fu Xitang to escort her.Of course Xu Bai went with Fu Xitang, and when he arrived at Qu Li's big villa, he realized that not only them, but Shang Si and Bai Teng had also come.

Seven gourd babies were placed on a plush carpet in the center of the living room, lined up like dumplings.They themselves were still ignorant, and when they saw Xu Bai coming, they were about to jump over and jump on him.

Qu Li took them off Xu Bai's body tirelessly, put them back together one by one, and said: "Don't play around anymore, you know? Be good, you can play with Hu Ba later .”

"Jiujiu!" Calabash Baby rolled around on the blanket, not knowing if she understood.

At this moment, Miss Hu San brought tea from the kitchen. She seemed very calm, and she was still warm and generous in hospitality, but Xu Bai could see her nervousness from her clenched hands, so he sat down on the sofa with her and talked.

The process of transforming into form was more unexpected than Xu Bai imagined.

Fu Xitang, Shang Si, Qu Li, and Bai Teng stood in four directions, surrounded the gourd baby in the middle, and channeled their magic power. If something went wrong, they would immediately attack.

But they waited for a long time, but the gourd baby didn't move.

Qu Li frowned deeply, and Miss Hu San also showed obvious worry on her face.And at this moment, Calabash Baby suddenly let out a series of exclamations.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

The seven gourd babies suddenly swelled up like balloons, getting bigger and bigger, and then floated up unsteadily!

Xu Bai couldn't sit still, he suddenly stood up, but the moment he stood up, the big black balloon burst suddenly, turning into a boundless black mist and filling the whole room.

"Not good! Stop them!" Qu Li shouted.

Shang Si's enchantment opened instantly, and Fu Xitang immediately sealed the doors and windows. Xu Bai supported Miss Hu San and waited nervously in the black mist.After a full 10 minutes, the room finally returned to normal.

The black mist dissipated, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay—where is Cucurbit Baby?

The gourd baby is gone!

Miss Hu San panicked immediately, and Qu Li also looked serious. They didn't expect so many people to watch that something would happen.Shang Si and Fu Xitang looked at each other, and immediately started searching without saying a word.

The gourd baby must still be in the house, no monster can escape their joint blockade.

Xu Bai also hurriedly joined the search team, and 5 minutes later, he found a big fat boy in the kitchen sink.

The little doll looks about four or five years old, white and fat, pink and jade-carved, lying in the pool with its butt arched, and there is a half of a furry fox tail on its butt.

He seemed to be asleep, with eyes closed and mouth open, still drooling.

"I found one!" Xu Bai was afraid that he would catch a cold, so he quickly carried the child out.

In the end, they found the other five in the bedroom, bathroom, game room, etc., but they couldn't find the last one.

Shang Si looked at the big fat boy slipping on the sofa, and asked, "Is the last one Liu Baby?"

Qu Li and Miss Hu San were suspiciously silent. Although the child was born by them, they looked so much alike that it was so dark that it was impossible to tell who was who.

Otherwise, there would be no casual names like Hu One Two Three Four Five Six Seven.

At this moment, Xu Bai suddenly felt a hand grabbing his ankle, which made him tremble all over with fright.Looking down, a fat baby poked its head out from under the sofa, blinking and drooling eyes looking at him stupidly.

"Dad!" Fat Baby's voice was clear and crisp.

"No, no, I'm not your father." Xu Bai shook his head hastily.

"Dad!" The fat baby screamed more and more happily, and was finally lifted out from under the sofa by the dark-faced Qu Li, and thrown to reunite with his other hapless brothers.

It was a long time later that Xu Bai realized that the gourd baby was called "Ba", Hu Ba's Ba, but the intonation was wrong, so it sounded like calling Dad.

But at this moment, no one had reacted, so they made Li Qi angry, and almost had a heart attack.

Later, the gourd baby finally learned to speak, and was sent to the school for kindergarten.Qu Li was not short of money, so he chose a private kindergarten with expensive tuition fees. There were only a dozen students in a class, but the teaching staff was extremely strong.

But the problem is coming.

The Hulu brothers have such a good relationship, and their looks are so similar that they seem to be copied and pasted, so when they sit in the same class, half of the classroom has the same face.

The teachers, classmates and even the sweeping aunts of the whole school couldn't help but come to watch, and almost sent the Hu brothers to the social news.

In order to maintain discipline, the school had to break up the seven brothers and divide them into different classes, but here came another problem—teachers and classmates couldn’t tell who was who, and the schedules of each class were different, so there appeared The miraculous situation of "the same person took three manual classes in a row in different classrooms".

Qu Li and Miss Hu San were invited to the school for discussion almost every week. They also tried many ways to help the teacher distinguish the Seven Brothers, but none of them worked.

Tell your son to obey the classroom discipline obediently, they won't listen.It's fine if you don't listen, and blame each other afterwards, so that you can't tell who did the bad thing at all.

Put them in different clothes, the little bastard will change them for you in minutes, so that your own parents can't recognize them.

There was no other way, Miss Hu San had no choice but to ask Fu Xitang to go out and make seven big gold rings around his son's neck.On the golden ring hung the locks of longevity, and each lock was engraved with its own name, which could never be unlocked unless there was a key.

The golden ring is like a monkey's golden hoop, it can be regarded as calming down the Seven Brothers, and they dare not act recklessly as demons.It's just that their looks made Xu Bai feel like he saw Nezha every time.

When Nezha came, seven more came, a row of heads sneaked in from the door of No. 10 North Street, and quietly asked the creeper's brother, "Is Mr. Fu there?"

If Mr. Fu is there, run away immediately, because he will tell them to stay and do their homework.

If Mr. Fu is not there, they will run in to find Xu Bai to play, and if they don't play, they will not go back until Qu Li finds him.

"Huba! Huba! Huba!" The call of the stack of voices revealed unparalleled joy and vitality.

But as the saying goes, the son is smiling, and the father is miserable. Qu Li, who failed to receive his son at school, is also very tired today. His head hurts and his whole body hurts.

Damn little bastard, Dad is angry, prepare to die.