hey you lost a boyfriend

Xia Zhou wondered if he had returned to the early morning of last time.

And why did he wake up in Xiaobai's bed again?

While he was scratching his head and trying to remember, someone pushed the door open.

Seeing him get up, Bai Zeyuan went to the bed and sat down to watch him.

Xia Zhou was still dazed for a moment and didn't pay attention.Until there was a touch on the top of his head, he looked up and saw Bai Zeyuan's face.

"woke up?"

Xia Zhou nodded, feeling his throat was a bit dry.He coughed, and immediately a glass of warm water came to his mouth.Xia Zhou gulped down a couple of sips and felt comfortable.

"It's late?"

Bai Zeyuan put down the cup and said, "I thought you would ask why are you here?"

Xia Zhou tilted his head and said, "I plan to ask the next question."

Bai Zeyuan smiled and asked him, "Are you still dizzy?"

Xia Zhou shook his head, and Bai Zeyuan was relieved seeing that he was in good spirits.When he didn't speak, Xia Zhou felt that there was something to do, and asked him: "Do you have something to say?"

Bai Zeyuan stretched out his hand and rubbed his hair, and he would speak after silence: "Xiao Jin, we have three chapters."

"Ok?"

He said seriously: "One, you are not allowed to drink anymore without my permission."

"Oh." Xia Zhou thought, probably causing trouble for Xiaobai again.He didn't know what state he was in when he was drunk. What Xiaobai said last time was probably a cut version, so if he didn't drink, he wouldn't drink.

Bai Zeyuan was surprised when he saw how readily he agreed.

"What about two? Don't drink, three, don't drink." Xia Zhou said to himself.

Bai Zeyuan was dumbfounded by what he said.But if he knows it, he won't say it.In fact, in the latter two, he wanted to say two, if possible, as long as he was around, he would drink his wine for him.Three, when the two of them are together in the future, he can still allow him to drink some. Some people say that drinking can help sex?

As for the question of whether it is helpful or not, we can talk about it slowly.

"Get up and eat something."

Xia Zhou put on his shoes and said, "I won't miss class again, what day is it today?"

Bai Zeyuan had already walked to the door, and he asked him back: "Don't worry, it's Saturday."

Then rest, fortunately rest.

Xia Zhou fell back on the bed again, how could he be controlling him on Xiaobai's bed, anyway, it wasn't the first time.

Bai Zeyuan was helpless: "Why are you lying down again?"

Xia Zhou hugged the quilt and rolled down and said in a muffled voice: "Let's rest, let's wait."

Bai Zeyuan asked him, "Aren't you hungry?"

Xia Zhou mumbled under the quilt and said "hungry", Bai Zeyuan saw that he looked funny and didn't pull him, so he said, "How about I bring it in for you?"

Xia Zhou immediately sat up and said goodbye, if it is really brought in, it will change from a new daughter-in-law to a confinement child.

Bah, what are you thinking.

Xia Zhou immediately shook off the wild thoughts in his head.

Seeing him shaking and patting his head, Bai Zeyuan walked over and asked worriedly, "Have a headache?"

Xia Zhou wanted to shake his head, but the man had already stroked his forehead forcefully.

With the warm touch, Xia Zhou felt that his warmth seemed to pass through his palm from his forehead all the way down to his heart.

When Xia Zhou realized it by himself, he had already held that hand.

Bai Zeyuan looked at him: "What?"

Xia Zhou rubbed his hands unconsciously.

Bai Zeyuan laughed at him, really like a cat.Xia Zhou stretched out his hand to scratch him, of course it was lighter than Chen Yiyang, it was just for fun.

The two were making a fuss, and there was a burst of excitement outside.

Xia Zhou stopped, and asked Bai Zeyuan after listening for a while: "Have you heard, I seem to have heard my mother's voice."

Bai Zeyuan said, "It should be."

He got up from his side and patted Xia Zhou's butt, Xia Zhou jumped, a hooligan.

Bai Zeyuan opened the door, and Xia Zhou appeared behind him.

Someone was opening the door at the other end, wearing a long yarn skirt, a large straw hat, and a colorful gauze scarf.

Xia Zhou laughed and called, "Mom."

Mama Xia turned her head and saw Xia Zhou gasp and said, "Why are you at Ozawa?"

Xia Zhou rolled his eyes and said, "If I'm not with him, I have to sleep on the street."

Xia's mother opened the door and laughed at him: "If you want to go to Ozawa, then just say so, what excuses are you looking for?"

Bai Zeyuan thought to himself, if this is the case, it would be great.

Xia Zhou rushed over, and said half coquettishly and half reproachfully: "You locked all my keys in the house, as well as my mobile phone, and didn't leave me any money. Where do you want me to go?"

Xia's mother was still surprised, she walked in and thought, and then she laughed twice.

An attempt to cover up the fact that she had completely forgotten that there was still a son to live with.

Xia's mother said: "Actually, I did it on purpose to let you learn from Ozawa to be self-reliant."

Xia Zhou looked contemptuous, can you still say that you forgot that you have a son in a fresh and refined way?

Bai Zeyuan followed up and said, "Xiao Jin also took care of me."

Mother Xia said with a look of disbelief: "I used to take care of it and now it's Xiao Ze who takes care of it. If you didn't have the two of us, you would be disabled at the third level."

Bai Zeyuan smiled lightly and said nothing, Xia Zhou felt ashamed, tried to save his image and said, "Then I cook noodles and the taste is okay."

At least from level three to level two.

He pulled Bai Zeyuan to defend himself: "That's right, Xiaobai!"

"It's so called at first, but Brother Yuan used to call me that." Mama Xia still misses that time.In fact, Bai Zeyuan also misses him a lot.

He's such an old man, so it's not appropriate to call him brother, it sounds like a brother of love.Well, although it is almost the same now, it is definitely not called.

"Well, it tastes good." Although it's instant noodles, it's okay.

Xia's mother was surprised that she could cook. When she was happy, she said to Xia Zhou: "Seeing that you are so good, my mother will send you a big red envelope."

"Really," Xia Zhou cracked his mouth, completely forgetting the sadness of being left behind, "I'm so happy that I don't want to."

Xia's mother said, "No? That's fine."

She put the phone back in her bag.

Xia Zhou: ...

Bai Zeyuan held back his laughter, while Xia Zhou glared at him. "You smiled."

Bai Zeyuan shook his head.

Xia Zhou said with certainty: "You are laughing."

Bai Zeyuan smiled and said, "Yes."

What are you laughing laughing!Xia Zhou ignored her, turned around and said, "Mom, what about the red envelope, you haven't even left any money these few days, I'm just cheating on Xiaobai, so I have to return it to him."

Xia's mother said in surprise: "I didn't leave you money and you got fat, so if I leave you money, you may lose weight."

what logic?

"My lord!" Of course, you can't call me mom if you want money or something.

Xia's mother said: "In this case, Xiaoze will definitely not take the money. After that, Xiaoze will come to our house for dinner, and we will be even."

Praise your mother for being smart.

Xia Zhou sighed cooperatively: "You are so smart."

Mama Xia was satisfied and said that she wanted to give them a gift, so she went to tidy up by herself.Xia Zhou bumped Bai Zeyuan with his ribs and said, "You've got a bargain, and you don't have to cook by yourself, so happy."

Bai Zeyuan smiled lightly and said, "I am only happy when I have you."

Xia Zhou was stunned for a moment, and then he didn't want to let himself think about the meaning behind it, but the sweet little bubble in his heart popped up.

After searching for a long time, I saw her take out a wooden sculpture from a big bag.

Xia Zhou was stunned, you came back with a log all the way?

"I don't understand. This is Thailand's teak woodcarving, which is very famous. They say that teak wood is very precious, and it takes at least 100 years from growth to maturity."

"Really?" Xia Zhou became interested, admiring the so-called teak wood over 100 years old. In his opinion, it was just an elephant playing with a baby elephant, and there was nothing special about it.He rolled over on the back and froze.

Mother Xia was still asking, "Isn't it beautiful? When we went shopping, I saw it at a glance."

Xia Zhou asked, "Is that the only one?"

Xia's mother shook her head and said, "No, it's all in one row."

Xia Zhou pointed to the back and said, "Isn't it written MADEIN CHINA!"

Mother Xia said coldly, "I don't know English."

Even if you know it, you can say you don't know it, or you will lose face.

Xia Zhou: ...

You went to Thailand and brought back a product made in China, what are you going to do?I really didn't want to say it on purpose, but I couldn't hold back.

Xia Zhou was very naughty, and Xia's mother was a little annoyed, so she beat him after chasing him.

Xia Zhou laughed, hid behind Bai Zeyuan, poked his head and asked: "Is there a lot to buy in Thailand besides playing, such as MEIJI strawberry milk, One Piece drink, Royal Ranch milk slices, MAMA instant noodles, Bento super flavored squid, Dried durian, I remember they would bring it when they went to Thailand.”

He opened his mouth to look at his mother, did he bring food?

Xia's mother said, "I've eaten all of these there, but... I didn't bring them."

Xia Zhou is very disappointed, you didn't bring back food when you went to Thailand.

"Then you brought that?" Xia Zhou licked the wood carving on the table.

Xia’s mother said: "Well, that one is quite heavy to bring, so I don’t want to bring anything else after thinking about it, that’s right." She remembered something and said, "They said that the snake medicine in Thailand is quite famous."

Xia Zhou nodded, as if saying so.

Xia's mother was looking for a place to put the woodcarvings, and bought them all. Although they still belonged to the country after going around, please support them.After thinking about it, she put the wood carving in Xia Zhou's room.

Xia's mother thought so, she put it in her room or other places in the house, and she was upset when she saw it. Anyway, she didn't go to her son's room very much, which was good.

Xia Zhou vomited blood.

Xia’s mother came back and said, “I saw that the Paishi Pill, Anwei Pill, Yishen Pill and other ingredients they wrote were all extracted from the Vajra King Cobra, so I thought it would be better to buy a King Kong King, but they No."

She also felt that it was a pity that it would be better to just buy one and keep it.

Xia Zhou said, "You don't want to buy a mermaid at first."

Xia's mother looked at him and said, "That's not as beautiful as you wearing a small skirt, oh yes," she took out a skirt made of Tess from her bag, and said to Xia Zhou, "Why don't you try it?"

Xia Zhou twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking it would be better to bring a King Kong cobra.

Bai Zeyuan felt quite happy watching the two of them bicker and chat.It seems that I have not been in this atmosphere for a long time. I have been alone all the time, and I have almost forgotten the joy of family existence.

His hand was suddenly held by someone, Bai Zeyuan looked down at the hand that was holding him.Then he shook his head, and the man tilted his head and didn't look at him.

Bai Zeyuan smiled.

Mama Xia had already tidied up her things, but after taking out the wood carving, there wasn't much left.

When Mother Xia looked up, Xia Zhou quickly let go of the hand she was holding.Xia's mother didn't notice the weirdness of the two of them, and sighed, "The time is a bit too short, and I haven't played it much."

"Why don't you go again?" Xia Zhou suggested.It's enough to play for a week.

Xia's mother said regretfully: "It's boring to go to the same place again. I'll wait for you to go to Germany on vacation."

Xia Zhou asked her if she was with the aunts next door again, and Xia's mother said no, she was going to Germany to see your aunt Zeng.I have been in touch, she is an old aunt, I really want to see it.But you feel like playing is the key point, and the old aunt is incidental.

Xia's mother sighed: "Hey, many sons are uncomfortable, tsk tsk."

Xia Zhou was heartbroken, and he became a drag.