hey you lost a boyfriend

Xia Zhou ignored the person sitting across from him, and continued to be in a daze on his own.

"Don't even eat, is this a broken relationship?"

Xia Zhou was upset and ignored him.

"I'm really broken in love, I can't, someday I won't see if you two can have sex."

Can you explain "Enenaiaiai" clearly?

"Poke again, this dish is still edible, if you don't eat it, I will eat it."

Xia Zhou's hand was grabbed, he raised his head and stared.Wang Zhengke smiled and said, "Brother, what's the matter, tell me."

Xia Zhou ignored it.

He also heard Wang Zhengke say: "Is it that kid Fu Lei? I heard that you guys had a fight?"

Xia Zhou replied, "I don't know him."

"At first glance, that kid is not a good person. He looks like someone who owes him 800 million yuan all day long. It's embarrassing. Did he fight or bully you? Brother help you beat him back."

Xia Zhou thought to himself, the news is quite fast.

"You think I'm the kind of person who gets bullied?"

Wang Zhengke laughed, yes, not everyone can bully you, Xia Zhou.

"Then why do you have such a sad face? Come and have a look, the left side of your face says you're unhappy, and the right side says you're begging for comfort."

"Get lost." Xia Zhou patted off the person Wang Zhengke was about to reach out to, and made fun of him.

"Look, this is the Xia Pizi I know."

It's been a while since Xia Zhou heard it, and of course it wasn't from his peers.When Xia Zhou was at grandma's house, the two of them followed Wang Zhengke and disappeared, and the two of them did bad things together.He still can't catch him, and everyone says he is as slippery and slippery as that white man (that is, jellyfish), and every time the grown-ups are so angry that they call him Xia Pizi.

People of the same generation or who are similar to Xia Zhou can't bark, and they beat people when they call Xia Zhou.Xia Zhou found it ugly, mainly because his parents would be beaten badly if they heard it.At that time, his parents seldom came back, so he left it with his grandma. If his parents heard someone calling him Xia Pizi, they would definitely ask him about the origin of the name.

"Come and tell brother what's going on. You see, I ran to you as soon as I heard about it."

Xia Zhou said it was nothing, but he couldn't get Wang Zhengke to ask again and again, so he explained the matter.

"Snapped--"

Wang Zhengke slapped the table too loudly, causing many people to look at them.

Xia Zhou rolled his eyes, he just wanted to keep a low profile and found a corner seat, what are you doing.Xia Zhou whispered, "Sit down."

Wang Zhengke said angrily: "That kid is so annoying, why should he make irresponsible remarks about whether you are with Master Bai? He thinks he is a disciplinary committee. Besides, he is a college student and if he doesn't look for it now, it will be a waste. "

Can you stop being so wretched when you say this!

Wang Zhengke said: "I regret that I didn't talk about it in high school?"

Xia Zhou rolled his eyes, you don't study, you don't talk about love, what business can you have?

Wang Zhengke said: "Back then, when playing games, all beauties and beauties were no match for a piece of equipment. At that time, I was so stupid, even if a woman stood naked in front of me, I could just stare at the computer without changing my face."

Xia Zhou said, "It's as if there is a real woman standing in front of you naked."

Wang Zhengke said unconvinced: "Don't tell me, although she is not naked, there are really beautiful women wearing short skirts sitting by the computer."

"Oh, is there anyone else to strike up a conversation with?"

Wang Zhengke smiled and said, "Really, I was having a good fight at the Internet cafe. The beauty sat down on my table and said to me that the handsome guy saw that you played well, take me with you."

"Then what do you say?"

Wang Zhengke said: "I asked her what level she was in, and she said she was just a novice, and then I said - fuck off."

"Hahaha..." Xia Zhou leaned over the table and laughed.

"Do you need to laugh so loudly?" Wang Zhengke was depressed. You told me to keep a low profile just now, but now you laugh so wildly that the whole cafeteria can hear you.

"I just smile."

Wang Zhengke is not happy anymore, what's so funny about it.At that time, my brother was young and inexperienced. Thinking about that beautiful woman with big eyes and a high nose, her breasts were shaking and her thighs were white. Thinking about life, I really missed it everywhere.Now I don't know which pig got that cabbage.

"Laughing fart, hurry up and eat."

Xia Zhou picked up the chopsticks, and the previous unhappiness disappeared immediately. Xia Zhou said, "You really are a good brother, now I have a big appetite."

Wang Zhengke looked at him and said, "That's right, you don't care what other people do, as long as you two are happy. You see, Ah Yi is very happy when he is said to be cheating on him."

Xia Zhou said: "It seems that you are the one who is said to be upside down, right?"

Wang Zhengke doesn't care: "It's better to stick it upside down than to have a girlfriend who uses bandages, otherwise there will be air leakage."

Xia Zhou almost vomited, this is so dishonest.

Seeing that he was quite normal, Wang Zhengke felt relieved.When he first arrived, he saw the lifelessness, which made him uncomfortable.

The two chatted a few more times.

Xia Zhou thought of something, and told Wang Zhengke not to let him tell Xiaobai about it.

Wang Zhengke was surprised: "If you don't say it, you don't say it. The first-level official crushes people to death. If you know how to suppress Bai, why don't you suppress it? Just crush it to death, so as not to ask you to provoke me."

"It's nothing, nothing else, Xiaobai is busy enough this time."

Wang Zhengke rolled his eyes: "Do you think he is stupid? I know it now. Do you think he doesn't know?"

Xia Zhou thought, yes.

"Do you still mind if he says that you will hold Bai Da's back?"

"No." Xia Zhou shook his head, and Wang Zhengke looked like he thought I was stupid.

But Wang Zhengke's head was also fast, and he changed the subject. If my brother doesn't want to talk about it, then he won't talk about it.

The two were chatting, and the topic was brought to the school celebration the day after tomorrow.

Xia Zhou said that everything was ready, and he was in charge of playing for three days, and he told Wang Zhengke that Ji Yiyi reminded him.The teacher will refer the last three days of vacation to these two days to make up.

This matter, he can't let him be depressed alone, good brother, let's take care of it together.

Wang Zhengke was eating the meat on his plate, and when he heard what he said, the meat in his mouth dropped on the table in fright.

"Probably not?" Wang Zhengke couldn't believe it.

Xia Zhou shrugged and said, "Just wait."

And then, as Ji Yiyi said, after each class, everyone mourned.Wang Zhengke kicked Xia Zhou, opened his mouth and said crow's mouth silently.

Xia Zhou silently replied what he said.He was also very helpless, but he didn't notify in advance, just be prepared.Holy crap, it's one thing to be prepared, it's another thing to actually go all afternoon.

It was still a professional class, Xia Zhou looked at Tong Nian who was still eloquent and serious in class.I thought to myself, you are really selfless and tireless, and I am not too familiar with you, so I always let me perform the operation. Is it really good to use his mistakes to make the textbook?

Boss!

By the time everyone got up and down in the afternoon, they were already lying down.When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, everyone cheered and was finally liberated.

As a result, Teacher Tong also said: "Two non-professional classes are made up in the evening, so remember not to be late."

Everyone collapsed, one sentence back to before liberation.

Everyone complains!Still have to attend, this is not a class, this is life-threatening!

Tong Nian packed up her things and said, "If you are not willing, I can go to the principal and apply for a three-day retirement."

Change back to a day. "

"Don't, teacher, who said we are not happy."

"That's right, I didn't say I'm not happy, I'm happy, I'm happy."

"That's right, don't you just make up lessons, and you have to work hard for the teacher."

"Well, what's the big deal, I've already gone through high school anyway, so it's a little fun to make up two lessons." Everyone agreed together.

I said every word, I am not unhappy, you see everyone is smiling.Xia Zhou thought to himself, are you going against your will.

Like me, you are really laughing, you are so funny.This smile is uglier than crying, especially the buddy sitting behind him, stop laughing, his eyes are small and he is still dark.When he smiled, he felt that someone had died, which was even more frightening.

Tong Nian said: "Bitterness is the first to be sweet, so God will send a great mission to the people. They must first suffer their minds and wills, work their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies..."

Before he finished speaking, someone had already shouted: "No, no, no, I can't do it if I'm hungry, everyone should hurry up and eat."

Then a group of people clattered like a flood, and the multimedia classroom was emptied in an instant.

Tong Nian: ...

Xia Zhou was at the end, walking with Tong Nian.He asked: "Teacher, do you see that I am dissatisfied?"

Tong Nian didn't look at him, but hummed with doubts.

Xia Zhou said: "Otherwise, why do you keep asking me to do the exercises?"

Are you sure you didn't take revenge because I found out that you and Cen Feng had adulterous, no, feelings?

Tong Nian was serious: "Student Xia, as a teacher, the purpose of asking you to do the questions is to consolidate your knowledge. You are a newcomer. Only by combining theory and practice can you remember it for a long time. I will remember it after correcting the wrong points today. No?"

Xia Zhou hurriedly said: "Remember, remember, you are a good teacher."

Even if what you taught today is the content of the last make-up class, you beat me up violently before you taught it.But what you asked me to do today is something that you have never taught before. It is something new that you will teach in the next class. So what does this mean?

If you haven’t taught me to make mistakes, then it’s normal. You can tell me that my mistakes are mistakes that have happened all the time. What I’m going to teach in the next lesson is how to avoid these mistakes.

Old iron, heartbroken.

You said you didn't take revenge, I believe you, lady boss.

Tong Nian was quite satisfied with Xia Zhou's answer, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Take a good class at night. Although it's not a professional class, it's still important. The teacher will go ahead."

It's not a professional course, so you don't need to teach it. Is the cheerfulness in your language because you can go on a date with Cen Feng?

Xia Zhou rolled his eyes behind him, watching him first take a few steps slowly, and then hurried forward.

Xia Zhou looked at the time, oh, Cen Feng is about to close, so hurry up.

He went out, only to find that it was raining heavily.

After chatting with Teacher Tong for a few words, everyone in the classroom ran away.Xia Zhou thought to himself, should he go to the cafeteria to eat by himself, or wait for the rain to stop before leaving.

But I saw a person holding an umbrella and walking slowly.

The umbrella was lowered so that the man's face could not be seen.Xia Zhou stood under the eaves, but smiled.

Some people, even if they haven't seen the face, can know it with just one movement and one posture.Xia Zhou ran down quickly, the man heard the sound, lifted the umbrella slightly, saw Xia Zhou, quickly took the umbrella to support him, then rubbed his head and said: "Fool, what are you doing here?"

Xia Zhou suddenly remembered the little yellow chicken's umbrella.

Smiling back: "Who is a fool."

The one with the little yellow chick is a fool. Anyway, it was your sister who said that the umbrella was yours.

Ji Yiyi: Ah—————