Can Assassin's Biography Be Satisfactory?

The traditional festival is approaching, and there is no shortage of lanterns and festoons in Juntian Continent to celebrate the festival.

The Qixi Festival is also called the Girl's Day. Since Emperor Qiyu's decline, the countries have merged and extended to Valentine's Day.

We specially invited 8 special guests to record a small talk show to celebrate the festive season with people from all over the world!

[Tianji] Protagonists: Jian Bin, Qi Zhikan

Turtle: May I ask what is the relationship between the two of you?

Qi Zhikan: The relationship between the monarch and his ministers (this obvious question still needs to be asked?)

Jian Bin: confidant, the most trustworthy person (hold Xiao Qi's hand)

Turtle: Hehe (I believe you two!)

Turtle: May I ask how did you two meet?

Qi Zhikan: The king was hunted down, and then I rescued him and then *&%*%...

Jian Bin: Destiny's fate, don't dare to mistake it

Turtle: Do you dare to speak human words?

Qi Zhikan: Don't be rude!

Jian Bin: It’s okay, it’s okay (hugging, hugging back), we have to be more tolerant of single dogs in this kind of festival.

Turtle: Thank you~ (If it wasn't for me not being able to defeat General Xiao Qi...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻)

Turtle: What was your initial impression of each other?

Qi Zhikan: Agile...very wary.

Jian Bin: Xiao Qi, my wariness has been gradually worn away since I met you.

Qi Zhikan: Yes, thank you Wang Shangxin, the important minister, I can't repay you...

Jian Bin: How about a promise with your body?

Qi Zhikan: Your Majesty... (blushing~)

Turtle: ... (Fuck, we're a serious show! Hundan!)

Turtle: What is the most romantic thing you two think each other has done for you?

Qi Zhikan: (⊙o⊙)... the most romantic (blushing~)

Turtle: (Hey... Did I accidentally touch some taboo!)

Jian Bin: Let me tell you, Xiao Qi advises me. Siege of a city is the most romantic thing for me, and he has always done a good job!

Qi Zhikan: A minister eats the king's salary, so he should bear the king's worries!This is a matter of the minister's duty, it is not worthy of the king...

Jian Bin: Oh, then hold back your shyness and take the initiative to kiss me.

Qi Zhikan: Σ(゜ロ゜;) Your Majesty!

Turtle: King Tianji is surprisingly straightforward! (Dare to say it, you!) How about you, Xiao Qi, was there anything that touched you by the king?

Qi Zhikan: Just... swords and blood, he never left me and walked away alone, no, I mean that if a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, it is right for a king with a body of gold to avoid it first, besides I was originally a shield for the king to block swords and swords, but the king has never left me, and has always been by my side... oh! (Suddenly kissed!)

Jian Bin: (let go) You are not a shield (fingers interlocked) You are my Xiao Qi.

[Tianxuan] Lords: Ling Guang, Gongsun Qian

Turtle: It is an international practice. First of all, what is the relationship between the two of you?

Gongsun Qian: The relationship between monarch and ministers that complement each other

Turtle: Alright (it’s all the way)

Ling Guang: Soul Mate

Turtle: (⊙o⊙) (It’s so explosive when you come up!)

Turtle: Before you meet, what does the other party look like in your heart?

Gongsun Qian: Well, Tianxuan has made many decisions before, and the king is rumored to be... well, he is a wise and cold monarch.

Ling Guang: The prime minister said that he had a proud disciple to recommend to the lonely king, and he thought he would be...a nerd.

Turtle: After meeting, do you feel that the other party matches your original idea?

Gongsun Qian: (blushing suddenly nervously) No, no, my king is definitely not a cold-blooded person, on the contrary, he is an extremely affectionate person!And...it looks good.

Gui: Then you mean that you thought King Tianxuan was ugly?

Gongsun Qian: This is definitely not what I mean, but I have missed it before. The monarch of a country must value the majesty of his appearance, but my king... my king's face is like the moon of Mid-Autumn Festival, his color is like the flowers of spring dawn, his eyebrows are like ink dyed, and his eyes are like autumn waves. ．Although he is angry and sometimes smiles, he sees and is affectionate, which is really the posture of heaven and man!

Turtle: To be honest, King Tianxuan looks very much in line with your criteria for choosing a mate! (~￣▽￣)～

Gongsun Qian: I dare not blaspheme my king, but if the king wishes, Gongsun Qian would like to beat General Qiu!He will not hesitate to smash his body to pieces!

Ling Guang: (staring suddenly) Qiu Zhen is irreplaceable, and Gongsun Qian is also irreplaceable. If you miss it once, the lonely king will not let himself miss it a second time.

Turtle: Well, well, where is King Xuan that day?Do you think Vice Minister Gongsun matches the rumors?

Ling Guang: (Nods his head) A modest gentleman, gentle and moist as jade, with a dragon and a phoenix, and a bright look!

Turtle: What a high evaluation! (King Tianxuan is a face control!) What about other aspects?

Ling Guang: Unrivaled in the world.

Gongsun Qian: The king is too famous! (blushing~)

Ling Guang: When did the lonely king ever say anything wrong?Gongsun strategizes and is resourceful, if not for you, the lonely king would not know how long he would be in sorrow.

Gongsun Qian: Can the minister make a request?

Ling Guang: Huh?Ai Qing can't help but speak out when she has something to say.

Gongsun Qian: From now on, the king thinks that I will do my best to share the worries of the king, but please don't be sad, blame yourself, hurt your body...

Ling Guang: Is Aiqing...jealous? (￣︶￣)↗

Gongsun Qian: I... I just don't want the king...

Ling Guang: The lonely king promised

Gongsun Qian: Huh? !

Ling Guang: The lonely king said that if the lonely king misses it once, he will never miss it again. Aiqing is extremely intelligent, so what does that mean?

Gongsun Qian: Ah! ! !

Turtle: That's not how the interview was written!fall! (Suddenly he was fed a mouthful of dog food, crying)

[Tianshu Chapter] Hosts: Meng Zhang, Zhong Kunyi

Turtle: Hello, doctor! ! ! (Bows) You have worked hard all the way!Ah, hello King Tianshu, you have worked hard too.

Zhong Kunyi: Why is Xiaogui so polite (laughs) (Hey, hey! Who is Xiaogui! Call me the God of the North Sea!)

Turtle: Of course it's because I admire and admire the grand doctor's majesty! (Who doesn't know that your city is deep and critical, I dare not offend you!)

Zhong Kunyi: Okay, don't be so restrained, let's get down to business. (laugh)

Turtle: Good good good good! (Oh my god, the pointed soil is so scary!)

Zhong Kunyi: Your Majesty, what do you think?

Turtle: (Frozen, even forgot the green onion when it broke! The sharp rustic field is too strong QAQ)

Meng Zhang: Good!

Turtle: Ha, that's the international convention, let me ask you to introduce your relationship with each other first! (Oh my god, I say the wrong thing when I get nervous.)

Zhong Kunyi: The relationship between each other? (playing, laughing)

Meng Zhang: Zhongqing is the king's humerus minister and the pillar of the country.

Zhong Kunyi: Your Majesty, Xiao Gui (Water God! Water God!) is asking about our relationship, do you think? (Voice-over: Turtle: Don’t, don’t, I’m out of words, that’s what I mean.)

Meng Zhang: nod

Zhong Kunyi: (stretches out his hand and holds it) As you can see.

Turtle: poof

Turtle: Well, that, haha, are those two satisfied with their current relationship?

Zhong Kunyi: Your Majesty?

Meng Zhang: This relationship does not fail the country and the people. This king's wish is enough.

Zhong Kunyi: Your Majesty doesn't have to be too harsh on yourself, what your Majesty wants is what your minister wants!

Turtle: Fake smile (Okay, it seems that both of you are quite satisfied!)

Turtle: When the two were together, who confessed first?

Zhong Kunyi: I

Meng Zhang: I

Turtle: Huh? !

Zhong Kunyi: Your Majesty...

Meng Zhang: In the academy, it is unforgettable at a glance.

Zhong Kunyi: (laughs) What Wang Shang said is true.

Meng Zhang: (serious face) Has Zhongqing ever confessed his love to the lonely king?

Zhong Kunyi: (laughs) What Wang Shang said is true. (Although I never said it bluntly, if something unexpected happened to you, I would just keep my filial piety all my life and dare not forget it.)

Turtle: Um... um, who do you two think that if the four countries regroup, who would you choose to team up with?why?

Meng Zhang: Well...Gongsun Qian, he has the world in his heart, and worries about the country and the people.

Zhong Kunyi: No change.

Meng Zhang: Hey, can I not change it?

Zhong Kunyi: Is it possible not to change the subject?

Meng Zhang: I, I, this king will not change!

Turtle: Laugh (Dr. Shang, you are amazing and you are right in everything you say!)

Turtle: Did those two have any conflicts?Who usually apologizes first?

Meng Zhang: (Suddenly downcast) Yes, I don't care if I apologize or not, I just hope everything goes well for him in the future.

Turtle: Hey!ミД彡 (Did I say something wrong, please forgive me!!!)

Zhong Kunyi: (hugging her arms) If you can apologize, would you give me another chance to apologize to you?

Meng Zhang: Then... I will come to you tonight (shy)

Zhong Kunyi: (laughs) The minister is waiting for the king in the pivot.

Turtle: (cautiously) Describe yourself, the two of you.

Zhong Kunyi: Flying like a dog, bad luck.

Meng Zhang: Born at the wrong time, empty of ambition.

Turtle: (uh, heavy again) Then the other party pinches?

Zhong Kunyi: (Turning head, gentle as water) Concerned about the country and the people, he is the only monarch I want to help.

Meng Zhang: A shining man.

Turtle: This description! emmmmmmm~

Meng Zhang: I just gave him a negligible opportunity. Zhongqing is so talented and courageous. Even without me...he wouldn't be buried for long. He is real gold.

Zhong Kunyi: There are no ifs in this world, and existence is reasonable. Since God has let Chen meet the king, this is the best arrangement, and I am grateful!

Meng Zhang: But if Zhongqing can meet a powerful monarch, it must be much easier and happier than following this king. (lost)

Zhong Kunyi: (raises eyebrows) Does Wang mean Tianquan Wang Zhiming?That minister would rather go home and farm!

Meng Zhang: Pfft!Well, what Zhongqing said made some sense, maybe God's will is the best arrangement.

【Heavenly Power】Lord: Zhi Ming, Murong Li

Turtle: International practice, you two... Oh, you two need no introduction, the whole world knows about your relationship.

Zhi Ming: Well, even if they know the current affairs, Ah Li is my king's man, and no one can take him away!

Murong Li: ...

Turtle: Haha, when those two confirmed their relationship, who would sue first... Well, the whole world knows about this issue.

Zhiming: My king... I'm not very high-profile either... (sorry, scratching my head)

Turtle: In addition to sending flowers, houses, officials, and Wang Yin, you are indeed not more high-profile when you help fight wars, treat diseases, and assist!

Murongli: I'll confess first.

Turtle: Hey! (Flipping again?! Why are none of them restless!)

Murong Li: Although the king treats me well, he has never violated the rules, so I told the king first, is it true that this world is really the only thing I want?Expressed like this.

Zhi Ming: Ah Li!Are you blaming me for not being honest with you before?I like you!like you!like you!

Murongli: How can the king call himself me?

Zhiming: Me, me, me, me!

Murongli: ...um (forget it)

Zhi Ming: Ah Li...you just...do you have anything else you want to tell me.

Murong Li: (looks at Zhi Ming) I love you

Zhi Ming: ... (blush to the neck!) Ah, Ah Li, why did you suddenly... my lord...

Murongli: I'm afraid that if I don't say something now, I won't have a chance later.

Turtle: Well, the next question, the next question! (One bite of sugar and one bite of knife, my little heart!) Have the two of you ever created any romantic surprises for each other?

Zhi Ming: Surprise, let's count the plum blossoms that Xiang Xutai planted all over Ah Li's hometown. (touches chin)

Turtle: Yes, reminding him that Yaoguang is dead every day, and every day he opens his eyes is a handful of salt. What a great surprise!

Zhi Ming: QAQ Ah Li, I didn't do it on purpose!woo woo woo...

Murongli: I know (holds out hand)

Zhiming: Then send it to Xutai, the best palace in this palace!Let this count!

Turtle: Hey, I heard the sound of raindrops on the green grass!

Murongli: (Suddenly killing intent) What did you say?I didn't hear you clearly

Turtle: It seems to be raining outside!

Zhi Ming: (lowers his eyes) Ah!Then it's finally over to give the gold seal!A Li said that not everyone can be as carefree as this king, since God's will favors this king, then this king is willing to share his destiny with A Li!

Murongli: I... the most I can do is to sneak back to Tianquan on the king's birthday to celebrate his birthday with him.

Turtle: Hey!There is such a thing! (I do not know how)

Zhi Ming: That is the best gift this king has ever received! (Look at Murongli)

Murongli: Oh, then the king can just watch people, don't listen to the flute.

Zhi Ming: Listen!Listen!Listen!Ah Li's flute sound is the best flute sound in the world!

Turtle: Those two, two, don't look at it yet!Let's finish the interview first!Do the two of you usually quarrel?Who usually apologizes first?

Murongli: He apologizes for the trivial things first.

Zhi Ming: That’s right, usually I apologize first.

Murongli: He doesn't hold grudges, he listens with one ear and catches the other.

Zhiming: Hehehe, I am so generous!

Murongli: Because I am busy eating and waiting to die, so what is that in the middle does not exist.

Zhi Ming: Ah Li! (Wronged)

Turtle: Zhiming, does Ah Li diss like this on weekdays?

Zhiming: Yes (disappointed, nodding)

Turtle: Then have you thought of any way to get revenge on him? (Like picking it up and throwing it on the bed or something)

Zhi Ming: Yes, does it matter if you stuff paste into his xiao hole? (proud!)

Murong Li: ....

Zhi Ming: Ah, Ah Li!

Murongli: Please ask the king to find a place to live tonight!

Zhiming: QAQ Today is Qixi Festival, Ah Li!Am I wrong?Ali!Ah Li~~~~~

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