Thanks to God!
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The little devil was tightly tied up, staring with big purple eyes, full of anger.
"Ahh! If my dad comes back, I'm going to die!"
"You guys, please do me a favor! I will be maimed by my dad!"
The little devil began to cry miserably, loudly.
Ling Yu was unmoved.
Xie Qi thought of the way Zhenjun's hands were corroded just now, but he was angry and ignored the naughty boy.
Parents always need to govern, or there will be big troubles.
The little devil sobbed, his eyes were red.
The Jade Emperor came back from his work, saw the little boy pretending to be miserable, and snorted coldly, "It's useless to pretend anymore! I've already called your father back."
The Jade Emperor looked at the time, "Hehe, we will arrive in a quarter of an hour!"
The Jade Emperor stared at the little devil, and said in a slow tone, "You! Just! Wait! Hit! Go!"
Seeing that there was no other way, Little Demon Lord decided to go all out.
The mouth is fragrant.
"Fuck! You rubbish! You can only call me a parent! You are not childish!"
The little devil's face was flushed with scolding, and he couldn't get angry. There was a faint purple flame floating around him, making a hissing sound.
Xie Qi: ...Who taught this?
The Jade Emperor yelled again, "Heh, this is the most effective way to deal with a bastard like you!"
Ling Yu watched, waiting for the little devil's father to come back.
Xie Qi asked: "Where did he... dad go? Let him manage the devil world alone?"
Ling Yu: "...Going on a trip."
Is he really relieved to let his son manage the devil world alone? ...
A quarter of an hour later, there was a loud noise outside the door.
A rough and magnetic voice came from outside, "Ah? That brat is doing something in the human world again?!"
The little devil was trembling, and he was about to cry.
The door was pushed open.
The demon king is tall and tall, with a pair of brown-red curved horns on his head, purple-red pupils, and a domineering and handsome face with sharp edges and corners.
At this moment, his eyes were slightly annoyed.
"...Little bastard! See if I don't beat you to death!"
The Demon Lord rushed up and was about to punch him in the round.
"It caused me to run all the way back to deal with your shit! You've only been in charge of the devil world for a few days?! Ah?! You made such a big mess?!"
The devil grinned angrily.
Seeing that the huge fist was about to fall on the weak and trembling little devil, he was still a few centimeters away, but he stopped suddenly.
Mojun's head turned slightly stiffly, looking at Ling Yu.
Ling Yu raised his eyebrows, crossed his hands, and looked lazy.
The Demon Monarch was embarrassed: "Qingyuan...you...why didn't you stop me?"
Xie Qi: "."
Ling Yu was expressionless: "It's not easy to meddle in your family affairs."
Demon King: "...you were not like this before..."
Things suddenly developed in an extremely weird direction.
The Demon Lord slowly withdrew his fist and smiled awkwardly.
"Ha, then I'm not good at domestic violence in front of you, am I? I'll hit him after you finish the matter."
...Why can you make beating him as...simple as eating?
The Demon Lord changed the subject, tilted his head, squinted his eyes and looked at Xie Qi with a smile, his dark purple pupils looked unclear.
"Eh? Who is this kid?"
Mojun's voice was low, and he wanted to shake hands with Xie Qi.
Xie Qi blinked, and smiled back, "Well...I..."
The sound was suddenly interrupted.
Ling Yu raised his eyebrows, grabbed Xie Qi's collar and pulled it behind him, and said slowly: "Don't think of him."
Ling Yu rubbed Xie Qi's curly hair.
Xie Qi, who was being pulled by the collar: ...what happened?
The Demon Lord raised his eyebrows, his eyes were slightly interesting, "Huh? What's the matter?"
"Kids are so cute..."
The Demon Lord licked his lips, feeling slightly lustful.
Ling Yu frowned: "Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking, it's fine to provoke you outside, I'll provoke you."
Seeing that Qing Yuan was really angry, it was a pity for the demon king, and his voice was complaining, "Hey...it's a pity, I finally got something worth looking at, and you snatched it first."
The devil bent down and winked at Xie Qi, "Hey, kid, follow me, Qingyuan is an old antique, he can't give you happiness..."
Xie Qi was embarrassed: ... I seem to understand something?
Ling Yu frowned, her thin lips parted slightly,
"...Don't make me do it."
Seeing Qing Yuan's impatient expression, Mo Jun took a few steps back.
The Demon Lord shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "Oh... I didn't force him, so don't get angry."
"Isn't it very Buddhist in the past, why do you care about me for a mortal now..."
Ling Yu was expressionless, and glanced lightly at Mojun.
The demon shrunk his neck, and after muttering, he had no choice but to give up. He picked up the little demon who was tied to the chair, and when he walked out of the palace, he waved to the two and blinked.
Of course... Xie Qi understood very well that those eyes were looking at him.
Xie Qi looked at Zhenjun, smiled sarcastically, and ignored the angry Demon Lord.
Ling Yu was expressionless, but his expression slowed down.
He almost hurriedly dragged Xie Qi out of the devil world.
On the way back to the heaven, Ling Yu didn't say a word.
Xie Qi wanted to ease the atmosphere: "...True Monarch, that, Demon Monarch...he should just be joking..."
Ling Yu walked in front, holding Xie Qi's hand, Xie Qi couldn't see his expression clearly.
Ling Yu: "...don't worry about him, his character is not good."
He added a few seconds later: "...I...I just don't want you to be cheated by him."
Zhenjun's voice is a bit abnormal.
Xie Qi was taken aback, and looked up at Zhenjun.
Those white ears turned red, and his complexion didn't seem to change.
Xie Qi curled the corner of his mouth and smiled, "Well, I know, with you here, how could I be deceived by the Demon Lord."
The tips of Zhenjun's ears turned redder, and his footsteps became more cramped.
Xie Qi kept up with Zhenjun's pace and became more and more happy.
Xie Qi blinked, that sentence actually has two meanings, I don't know if Zhenjun understands it.
The superficial level is because you are here, so the devil will not dare to touch me.
And... deep down, with you here, how could I fall in love with the Demon Lord? (You are ten thousand times more handsome than the devil.)
In the future, if I can tease Zhenjun every day, my life will be much happier.
One person and one immortal returned to the heaven, and saw the Jade Emperor lying on the table.
Xie Qi: "?"
The Jade Emperor lamented: "Alas... I am really old, and I can no longer keep up with the rhythm of your young people."
Xie Qi: "What's wrong?"
The Jade Emperor looked sad, inexplicably sour, "You... have you forgotten me?"
Xie Qi was puzzled: "Huh?"
Jade Emperor: "...you forgot to close the bronze mirror along the way...I have heard everything."
"include..."
Xie Qi quickly coughed to interrupt the Jade Emperor's complaint.
It’s over.
The Jade Emperor heard all the words that the devil molested me and I molested the real lord.
Zhenjun may not understand that sentence, but the old fox Jade Emperor must understand it!
Xie Qi was very embarrassed and his eyes were uncomfortable.
Ling Yu's ears were still red, and he glanced at the Jade Emperor, whose face was full of gossiping and gossip, with a calm expression, "We have something to do now, so we'll contact you later."
Ling Yu took Xie Qi and drove away.
The Jade Emperor shouted behind him, his tone slightly joking, and he almost waved a handkerchief to say goodbye.
"I'm waiting for your good news~"
Xie Qi felt embarrassed: How many meanings did his words have...
How do you learn from me...
"Ahh! If my dad comes back, I'm going to die!"
"You guys, please do me a favor! I will be maimed by my dad!"
The little devil began to cry miserably, loudly.
Ling Yu was unmoved.
Xie Qi thought of the way Zhenjun's hands were corroded just now, but he was angry and ignored the naughty boy.
Parents always need to govern, or there will be big troubles.
The little devil sobbed, his eyes were red.
The Jade Emperor came back from his work, saw the little boy pretending to be miserable, and snorted coldly, "It's useless to pretend anymore! I've already called your father back."
The Jade Emperor looked at the time, "Hehe, we will arrive in a quarter of an hour!"
The Jade Emperor stared at the little devil, and said in a slow tone, "You! Just! Wait! Hit! Go!"
Seeing that there was no other way, Little Demon Lord decided to go all out.
The mouth is fragrant.
"Fuck! You rubbish! You can only call me a parent! You are not childish!"
The little devil's face was flushed with scolding, and he couldn't get angry. There was a faint purple flame floating around him, making a hissing sound.
Xie Qi: ...Who taught this?
The Jade Emperor yelled again, "Heh, this is the most effective way to deal with a bastard like you!"
Ling Yu watched, waiting for the little devil's father to come back.
Xie Qi asked: "Where did he... dad go? Let him manage the devil world alone?"
Ling Yu: "...Going on a trip."
Is he really relieved to let his son manage the devil world alone? ...
A quarter of an hour later, there was a loud noise outside the door.
A rough and magnetic voice came from outside, "Ah? That brat is doing something in the human world again?!"
The little devil was trembling, and he was about to cry.
The door was pushed open.
The demon king is tall and tall, with a pair of brown-red curved horns on his head, purple-red pupils, and a domineering and handsome face with sharp edges and corners.
At this moment, his eyes were slightly annoyed.
"...Little bastard! See if I don't beat you to death!"
The Demon Lord rushed up and was about to punch him in the round.
"It caused me to run all the way back to deal with your shit! You've only been in charge of the devil world for a few days?! Ah?! You made such a big mess?!"
The devil grinned angrily.
Seeing that the huge fist was about to fall on the weak and trembling little devil, he was still a few centimeters away, but he stopped suddenly.
Mojun's head turned slightly stiffly, looking at Ling Yu.
Ling Yu raised his eyebrows, crossed his hands, and looked lazy.
The Demon Monarch was embarrassed: "Qingyuan...you...why didn't you stop me?"
Xie Qi: "."
Ling Yu was expressionless: "It's not easy to meddle in your family affairs."
Demon King: "...you were not like this before..."
Things suddenly developed in an extremely weird direction.
The Demon Lord slowly withdrew his fist and smiled awkwardly.
"Ha, then I'm not good at domestic violence in front of you, am I? I'll hit him after you finish the matter."
...Why can you make beating him as...simple as eating?
The Demon Lord changed the subject, tilted his head, squinted his eyes and looked at Xie Qi with a smile, his dark purple pupils looked unclear.
"Eh? Who is this kid?"
Mojun's voice was low, and he wanted to shake hands with Xie Qi.
Xie Qi blinked, and smiled back, "Well...I..."
The sound was suddenly interrupted.
Ling Yu raised his eyebrows, grabbed Xie Qi's collar and pulled it behind him, and said slowly: "Don't think of him."
Ling Yu rubbed Xie Qi's curly hair.
Xie Qi, who was being pulled by the collar: ...what happened?
The Demon Lord raised his eyebrows, his eyes were slightly interesting, "Huh? What's the matter?"
"Kids are so cute..."
The Demon Lord licked his lips, feeling slightly lustful.
Ling Yu frowned: "Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking, it's fine to provoke you outside, I'll provoke you."
Seeing that Qing Yuan was really angry, it was a pity for the demon king, and his voice was complaining, "Hey...it's a pity, I finally got something worth looking at, and you snatched it first."
The devil bent down and winked at Xie Qi, "Hey, kid, follow me, Qingyuan is an old antique, he can't give you happiness..."
Xie Qi was embarrassed: ... I seem to understand something?
Ling Yu frowned, her thin lips parted slightly,
"...Don't make me do it."
Seeing Qing Yuan's impatient expression, Mo Jun took a few steps back.
The Demon Lord shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "Oh... I didn't force him, so don't get angry."
"Isn't it very Buddhist in the past, why do you care about me for a mortal now..."
Ling Yu was expressionless, and glanced lightly at Mojun.
The demon shrunk his neck, and after muttering, he had no choice but to give up. He picked up the little demon who was tied to the chair, and when he walked out of the palace, he waved to the two and blinked.
Of course... Xie Qi understood very well that those eyes were looking at him.
Xie Qi looked at Zhenjun, smiled sarcastically, and ignored the angry Demon Lord.
Ling Yu was expressionless, but his expression slowed down.
He almost hurriedly dragged Xie Qi out of the devil world.
On the way back to the heaven, Ling Yu didn't say a word.
Xie Qi wanted to ease the atmosphere: "...True Monarch, that, Demon Monarch...he should just be joking..."
Ling Yu walked in front, holding Xie Qi's hand, Xie Qi couldn't see his expression clearly.
Ling Yu: "...don't worry about him, his character is not good."
He added a few seconds later: "...I...I just don't want you to be cheated by him."
Zhenjun's voice is a bit abnormal.
Xie Qi was taken aback, and looked up at Zhenjun.
Those white ears turned red, and his complexion didn't seem to change.
Xie Qi curled the corner of his mouth and smiled, "Well, I know, with you here, how could I be deceived by the Demon Lord."
The tips of Zhenjun's ears turned redder, and his footsteps became more cramped.
Xie Qi kept up with Zhenjun's pace and became more and more happy.
Xie Qi blinked, that sentence actually has two meanings, I don't know if Zhenjun understands it.
The superficial level is because you are here, so the devil will not dare to touch me.
And... deep down, with you here, how could I fall in love with the Demon Lord? (You are ten thousand times more handsome than the devil.)
In the future, if I can tease Zhenjun every day, my life will be much happier.
One person and one immortal returned to the heaven, and saw the Jade Emperor lying on the table.
Xie Qi: "?"
The Jade Emperor lamented: "Alas... I am really old, and I can no longer keep up with the rhythm of your young people."
Xie Qi: "What's wrong?"
The Jade Emperor looked sad, inexplicably sour, "You... have you forgotten me?"
Xie Qi was puzzled: "Huh?"
Jade Emperor: "...you forgot to close the bronze mirror along the way...I have heard everything."
"include..."
Xie Qi quickly coughed to interrupt the Jade Emperor's complaint.
It’s over.
The Jade Emperor heard all the words that the devil molested me and I molested the real lord.
Zhenjun may not understand that sentence, but the old fox Jade Emperor must understand it!
Xie Qi was very embarrassed and his eyes were uncomfortable.
Ling Yu's ears were still red, and he glanced at the Jade Emperor, whose face was full of gossiping and gossip, with a calm expression, "We have something to do now, so we'll contact you later."
Ling Yu took Xie Qi and drove away.
The Jade Emperor shouted behind him, his tone slightly joking, and he almost waved a handkerchief to say goodbye.
"I'm waiting for your good news~"
Xie Qi felt embarrassed: How many meanings did his words have...
How do you learn from me...
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