How do two local tyrants fall in love

Although Yi Gui doesn't want to meet the young master frequently, he has to take care of this trouble before Juwen pays off his romantic debts. Naturally, he can't look up and look down under the same roof, and he can't avoid being coquettish for 30 years. A small boss in reality.

For example, now, just as he was about to go downstairs to the property to get a new spare access control card, a young master holding a box appeared in the elevator, and the space background was so full of couriers that there was no room for another person.The two happened to be facing each other and looked at each other. Qin Ruan quickly explained, "I'm picking up the courier."

I can see it, the question is, will a normal person buy enough express delivery to flood the elevator overnight?

Yi Gui found that this child was beyond his common sense in everything, so he could only ask calmly at this time: "Do you like online shopping?"

In fact, this is just a courier in the same city. Half of the results of the young master’s shopping on Taobao last night have not yet been shipped. He doesn’t think there is anything wrong with this, and just nodded honestly, “I love all activities that don’t involve going out.”

Spending money is really the young master's only hobby. Yi Gui has already seen this man spend a lot of money on the Internet, and now he is no longer surprised. He glanced at the pile of cardboard boxes blocking his passage, and could only resign himself to helping him clean it up. "One person can't take so much, I will help you."

"Thank you, Uncle Yi."

Awesome!He is dragging the hard-working box with both hands. This person can lift it with one hand and walk like flying. His physical strength is too good!Could it be that he is the legendary martial arts master who gets up early every day to practice Tai Chi—the old man of the park!

Qin Ruan, who stayed at home from a small house, is not very strong. He was worried about how to transfer the loot. Seeing this sharp contrast, his eyes instantly became admirable, and his favorability for Uncle Yi naturally rose again.

Of course, Yi Gui, who is an upright man who likes to be a father, doesn't know that his image as a good father has been deeply rooted in people's hearts. After a busy day, he only looks at the young master who is cheerfully unpacking the express, and frowned slightly, realizing that things don't seem to be that simple.

Ten notebooks.

A bundle of game consoles.

Five boxes of anime figures.

If these are just a small problem in quantity, then the next thing will be more horrifying,

Five years and three years?

BJD doll?

Pillow for a strong man?

Gay Soap?

Perfume lipstick skirt?

Strange comic books?

……

In short, good and bad are mixed together, and there are all kinds of messy objects. Yi Gui's guessing instinct allowed him to make up one story after another in his brain, until Qin Ruan took out a confession artifact full of roses, and the game master with his own script finally felt it. There was a hint of coolness, because the candle on it only spelled a line of big characters - Yiguigui took me to the top!

"What is this..."

Qin Ruan also knew how embarrassing this thing was, so she quickly pulled the air-conditioning blanket to cover the words, and in the face of the elder's questioning, she only changed the subject in a guilty conscience, "I want to buy something for a forwarding lottery, and I accidentally bought too much."

As soon as this remark came out, Yi Gui couldn't help being silent. The method of burning money in his memory was still at the stage of buying yachts to support celebrities. So, have the young people now developed to the point where they open their own card pools and aspire to support shareholders?

Just when Yi Gui doubted his life, Qin Ruan looked at the pile of heavy sundries, picked and picked a teddy bear that was only one person tall, and handed it to the good parent with a smile. "Uncle Yi, I'm giving this to you as a thank you for taking me in."

When Qin Ruan smiled innocently, she was a real angel. Even though the behavior of giving a teddy bear to a middle-aged man was full of flaws, Yi Gui's heart softened, and he accepted this strange gift in silence.

Forgive him, even his own father never gave him such a childish gift!

Qin Ruan also seemed to see the discord between the teddy bear and the man, but glanced at the pile of Internet celebrity items scattered on the ground, and could only scratch his head in embarrassment, "This is already the best match for your style of painting." gone."

At his age, Uncle Yi definitely doesn't know how to play games, and he doesn't need women's clothing and cosmetics, let alone imported notebooks. He can only reluctantly give up the genuine teddy bear he bought to cuddle and sleep.

Well, compared to "Five Years Single and Three Years as a Dog" and women's clothing, teddy bears are at least a normal gift.

Yi Gui scanned the pile of things with black lines all over his head, and could only sigh heavily in front of the facts, "You're right."

In this way, the young master's moving matter was solved by fast logistics. After all, Yi Gui didn't return the gift, just put the bear in the room and went out.On this day, in order not to see that earthy confession artifact again, the famous ghost director went to the company to inspect the work after a long absence, and decided to urge his nephew to work overtime.

Perhaps the sad Young Master You who lost the weekend managed to relieve Uncle Yi's displeasure at being dragged into the emotional theater by his nephew. After discovering several bugs and ordering the programmers to fix them immediately, the ghost director finally left the crowd with looks like ghosts. Employees who have lost their jobs, free up their hands to resolve small disputes on the Internet.

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When the news alert appeared, Qin Ruan couldn't believe his eyes, the autistic anchor would knock him on his own initiative, the sun came out from the west today?

He watched it twice to make sure it wasn't an illusion. Although he didn't understand what changed the straight man of steel, he still actively flirted with him as always: Of course, I also made a super romantic fan card for you, I guarantee you Watching it makes me feel agitated and I can't help myself, take me to play ranking every minute!

Yi Gui saw that thing once and it was unforgettable for a lifetime. In order to prevent this person from irritating my eyes again, he quickly interrupted his big trick of posting photos with the main topic: give me the card number, and delete the friend after paying the money.

Cut, a straight man of steel with no sense of humor.

The big move was accurately intercepted, and the young master couldn't make waves anymore. It was rare to be serious: Brother, your Weibo was slaughtered by enemy fans. Don't you really need an emperor's housekeeper to counterattack?

Yigui: I don't have Weibo, it's the same name.

What the hell, is there such a substitute attack?

Although Qin Ruan also felt that an autistic anchor like Yigui who didn't even have a fan base should not use Weibo very much, but he never thought that he didn't even register an account.The young master silently lighted the wax for the innocent passers-by who suffered, and he persevered in fighting for the position of the real estate manager: They can still slaughter your live broadcast room!

Yigui: Then there will be no live broadcast.

well?He was just playing for fun, but he didn't want to force the little anchor to lose his job.

The way this man solved the problem was straightforward, Qin Ruan was taken aback when he saw it, and quickly sent an Erkang emoji: You don't want to close the live broadcast room, do you?No, I haven't got the position of house manager that I've been thinking of!

The young master was deeply moved by his dedication to the house manager, and Yi Gui couldn't help admiring him. In order to get rid of this person's entanglement, he finally let go: I'll give you the house manager, and give me the card number.

Still have this kind of operation?How much does this buddy not want to take his stinky money?

In the past, only fans would throw money at the anchor in exchange for the position of the house manager. This little anchor is lucky. He reluctantly gave him the house manager in order to transfer money to him. It really is a wonderful flower of the famous TV.Qin Ruan silently refreshed his world view like this, but it is impossible to stop, he has not yet succeeded in ranking with the world's experts!

Young Master: How about this, you pay me back in ten days, and we'll talk about it again, what if the gun goes off and the other side develops feelings?

Yigui: Don't talk in your sleep before it's dark.

Even so, the autistic anchor finally compromised, dragged the young master into the housing management list, and transferred 20 directly.

Of course, Qin Ruan immediately clicked to collect the account to complete the transaction, and at the end he replied in a strange way: This is the first time I accept a transfer, is this the pleasure of being adopted?

This sentence immediately aroused Yi Gui's high attention: Have you ever been taken care of?

Young Master: How is it possible, I have been looking for a man who is destined to take care of him, come on, you are only one rank away from the throne of queen!

Screenwriter Yi Gui's brain plot was cut off as soon as it started. Seeing that this annoying little devil was talking all kinds of things, he decisively chose to evacuate: Oh, let's go.

This person is too sincere, I have to tell him every time I leave, and I can ignore him if I go offline directly.It's because this serious look is so interesting that he can't stop molesting straight men!

Despite thinking this way, the young master still expressed his dissatisfaction with the short conversation online: What are you doing this time?Being approached by the green bitter master?

Also: buy a computer.

The honest man's reply was still serious, but Qin Ruan didn't miss any chance to tease him, so he quickly replied: "Go!"Take me to share with you after you buy it, and the post-sealing ceremony is waiting for you!

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Haha, what kind of ancient kaomoji is this? Is this person’s emoji still stuck in the era of surfing the Internet?

Molesting honest people is indeed the source of happiness for the young master, and he feels happy after chatting for a while.Qin Ruan was silently looking forward to the scene of playing with this person by turning on the voice, so she shared her entertainment experience with Fa Xiao.

Young Master: Good brother, the ancients never deceived me, the abstinence system is the highest!

In this regard, You Dashao, who was caught in the overtime nightmare and missed the weekend activities, thought about his uncle who had been abstinent for 30 years, and there was only one thought in his mind-the devil teammate, you really tricked me!