One mountain contains two tigers

"argued with you"

"No, I saw that I was shopping for our mother. My sister greeted me with a good attitude."

"Your father has remarried and started a family, so it's fine on the face of it."

"Our mother is making a joke. When she saw my sister coming to say hello, she thought I was doing something behind your back. She gave me a very severe reprimand."

Lian Yi smiled, his mother was always the most protective of him.

"The younger sister said, my dad still misses me sometimes, so I have time to go back and see

Look. "

"Go and see."

"I quarreled with my dad and left. At that time, my dad hated me for not going to school and scolded me every day. When I was at home, his mother would never allow me to be alone at home with his daughter. I was surprised. I really Isn’t he a good man? I’m alone at home, and I’m going to give his daughter a hard time. Everyone feels at ease when I’m gone, so I moved out. You said I’ll go back and have a look, what are you looking at?”

Lian Yi sighed, raised her arm and patted him.

"Okay, don't think about it."

Even though Qiu Sihu was a gangster at the time, he must have felt uncomfortable being treated as an attempted rapist in his own home.It hurts to be so directly suspicious.But from the perspective of the stepmother, she is also afraid that her daughter will suffer.In this case, why did you deliberately come over to strike up a chat?

"Daughter-in-law, I want to marry you early."

After getting married, the home is the real home, so you don’t have to be guarded by others, and you don’t have to be at a loss, and you don’t feel like you are stepping into someone else’s territory when you go to the living room, and you don’t want to be cautious and try not to make noises to annoy people.

It is not easy to taste the feeling of being dependent on others in your own home.It's not good to be squeezed out.

Married, the daughter-in-law is his own, and the daughter-in-law loves him and loves him, so he doesn’t wear clothes and walks around, the daughter-in-law will only throw guns with him all over the house, instead of looking at the rapist with disgusting eyes Stare at him.

"One foot in the sky and one foot on the ground, you are really drunk"

One sentence and one sentence are irrelevant, and you must have drunk too much.

"Nonsense, I can drink a catty. By the way, why don't you get drunk? I plan to get you drunk. Why don't you get drunk?"

"I can fight for three more rounds."

If Lian Yi doesn't blow it, the old Baigan like this can really drink another bottle, but now he doesn't feel anything at all.

Qiu Sihu widened his eyes.Her daughter-in-law is so good at drinking

"Oh my god, I made a mistake. I thought you'd take off your clothes before touching you when you were drunk. I was so stupid that I got myself drunk."

"Fool."

Lian Yi scolded him dumbfounded, there is no one more stupid than Qiu Sihu, before getting drunk, at least inquire about the drinking capacity of others, he will get drunk first.

He blushed unbelievably, his eyes were a little blurred, he must have drunk too much after listening to his nonsense, don't drink, it will be troublesome if he vomits.

Supporting Qiu Sihu to stand up.

"Can I take a shower by myself?"

"No, my wife will wash it for me."

Qiu Sihu said that he had drunk too much, and he really limp on Lian Yi's body.I want to hug, and I want my daughter-in-law to take a bath.

"I'm not used to you, go wash it yourself, hurry up."

Find the slippers, and help Qiu Sihu to put them on, Qiu Sihu is a large brown candy, sticking to Lian Yi's body, he won't let go, Lian Yi drags him to the bathroom door, pushes him hard, Qiu Sihu staggers go in.He glanced at the closed bathroom door.

"Prodigal daughter-in-law, almost kicked me out"

Lian Yi stood at the door and coughed.Tell people to pay attention, it's behind.Listen seriously.

"My daughter-in-law is really nice"

Those who follow the wind will turn around very quickly if they are afraid of being beaten.Too lazy to talk to him.

Lian Yi made the bed and drew the curtains, rolled up his sleeves and went to the dining room to clean up the table. It was the first time he did housework at home, stuffing what should be put in the refrigerator, and throwing the dishes and chopsticks into the dishwasher. He even broke three plates just that simple.Qiu Sihu heard a little vaguely in the bathroom.

Turn off the water and shout outside.

"Daughter-in-law what are you doing?"

Lian Yi didn't hear Qiu Sihu's words, and looked at the leftovers in the refrigerator to ponder. He ate a lot of food, and Qiu Sihu drank a lot of wine, but he didn't eat much.

Frowning, he might not be able to eat the hot food.Drinking too much alcohol and eating too much oil is disgusting.

All right.He should also fulfill Qiu Sihu's wish.

Light the fire, boil the water, throw in a piece of instant noodle cake, stir it up with chopsticks, and take out the noodles

Dry the water, put the noodles in the boiling water, the boiled noodles are all rotten, then put some chicken essence salt and throw in two rapeseed, it's a success.

This is the most successful instant noodle cooking he has done so far.

Qiu Sihu was worried, so he hurriedly washed it, and came out wearing a pair of pajama pants and shirtless, Yi Hao saw Lian Yi holding a bowl.

Really not drunk, just slightly tipsy, after taking a bath to dissipate the alcohol, Qiu Sihu didn't feel dizzy anymore.

"Eat it, the most successful noodle I've ever cooked."

Lian Yi showed off a little.

"My parents haven't eaten the food I cooked, so eat it quickly. Suppress the alcohol."

Is it the noodles made by my daughter-in-law?

Qiu Sihu picked up the chopsticks and was ready to eat. The chopsticks clamped the noodles, and they broke when they were pinched.

"It tastes good."

Lian Yi asked him while wiping the kitchen counter.

Qiu Sihu only came to pick up his thumbs, but he didn't lift his head when he ate.

Lian Yi smiled, there is nothing he can't do, isn't it just cooking?

"Go take a shower, I'll wash the dishes after I finish eating."

Lian Yi agreed to go into the bedroom, Qiu Sihu saw Lian Yi left, lay down on the vegetable sink and began to vomit.

He drank a little too much, but he didn't vomit.This bowl of noodles made him dizzy, and he also vomited up all the wine.

The green vegetables tasted like green vegetables, and he counted the salt. It had no taste at all. The chicken essence was put in for a long time, but the noodles were still rotten. In the end, there was no soup at all.

The noodles and soup are all mushy, what does it taste like?

It's not that I don't love my wife, it's that eating this stuff will kill you.

I vomited up and drank half a glass of milk before I felt comfortable.Looking at the trash can in the kitchen, I felt a little distressed. He spent a lot of money on buying kitchen utensils, which were all in sets. Lian Yi broke three plates, and by coincidence, broke three of the three sets of plates , that is to say, these three sets of tableware cannot be used together.

Prodigal daughter-in-law, what a prodigal.

Forget it, isn't it just three plates? I have money, and when I make money, I like to buy plates for my daughter-in-law and play with them.

The foam on Lian Yi's body was not rinsed off, and the house turned black all at once.

"Qiu Sihu, why are you pulling the switch again and again at night?"

"This time it's not that my whole neighborhood has a power outage"

Qiu Sihu hurriedly picked up a white and fat candle from the coffee table and lit it.

"Fuck, I haven't finished washing yet."

Flick the faucet, the water has stopped.

Lian Yi has bubbles all over her head, which makes her worry.

"There is no water."

"I'll fetch a bucket of water, you wait."

"Just get some cold water and make the bubbles."

Qiu Sihu went to look at the thermos, luckily he boiled water as soon as he got home, got a bucket of warm water, carried it into the bathroom, asked Lian Yi to sit on the bathtub, lowered his head, and poured water from a larger cup to shower on Lian Yi. On Yi's hair, after a couple of swipes, the hair was rinsed clean.

"Why are you still wrapped in a bath towel? I'm your master. What can't you see? Take it off and stand in front of me. I'll give you a shower."

Really, there is nothing the couple can't see. They are still wrapped in bath towels around their waists, and they are about to be removed when they reach out.It wasn't intentional.Lian Yi squeezed his hand stretched towards his buttocks.

"go out"

It's a bit of thought, I can guess it with my toes, and push him out of the bathroom.Qiu Sihu also took out his bath towel, this one is wet, please change it to a clean one.Waiting at the door, Lian Yi wiped it hastily with a towel, put on her underwear, the water was still dripping on her body, she couldn't find a towel.Had no choice but to open the door, Qiu Sihu took the opportunity to pull him out, wrapped Lian Yi in a towel.

Wipe your hair, neck and back, squat down and wipe your thighs.

"Why is there a sudden power outage and it's so dark that I can't do anything. I didn't notify in advance

"

"Why do you think I got so many candles? That is to say, there is a power outage today. It will be tomorrow morning, and we just go to bed early."

There was a notice of power outage tonight in the neighborhood, so Qiu Sihu decided to get more candles and create a super romantic evening. This is the right time and place.You can succeed in anything you want to do.So I bought a lot of candles and a lot of small lights.But the daughter-in-law is a little bit picky, and is not moved by this kind of romance.

That candle has to be used at the right time.

"There is no backup generator in this community property. It's too dark and there is no light at all."

After wiping it clean, I groped towards the bed by the weak candlelight. Modern people are like this. When the power goes out, I feel that I can’t do anything. It’s so boring and I can only sleep.

"Why is there no light, daughter-in-law, I have a good way."

Qiu Sihu hugged Lian Yi's shoulders.

"You are the socket, and I am the pin. Once you plug it in, you will get a call, and you will be numb with fireworks in your head."

Little Huzi leaned forward, Lian Yi was caught off guard, and he threw her hips on the side of the bed.

Qiu Sihu took advantage of the situation and pressed on Lian Yi's body.Touching the smooth skin after taking a shower, smelling the same fragrance of shower gel on his body, she separated Lianyi's legs, and stuck the little tiger between them.

Lian Yi really didn't expect Qiu Sihu to be such a bastard, and he was crushed under him before he could resist.

"Daughter-in-law, please let me switch on the plug."

Breathing a little fast, biting Lianyi's shoulder, sucking hard, kissing hard, groping along Lianyi's waistline.

"Chou Big Cat, I'll tie you, tie you to the electric meter box and don't bite me"

Stretching his neck, Lian Yi was biting a bit painfully, Lian Yi struggled very hard, wanted to turn over and beat him up, but Qiu Ruhu, with his height and body, pressed Lian Yi hard, Lian Yi felt a burden on his back Holding a stone tablet, ah bah, he is not the bastard carrying the stone tablet.It's not a good metaphor, but he is really heavy.

He was so pressed that he couldn't move his body at all, his back was pressed against Qiu Sihu's chest, his butt was pressed against his lower abdomen, Lian Yi felt the strength of the alcohol coming up, his whole body was hot and uncomfortable, and his hands and feet were also weak.