chaotic neutral chaldea

I often see the weather anchor Yukino on TV and the popular idol Teramondori standing together, each with a microphone in their hands, obviously appearing here as the host of this pet contest.

"Hey, hey~ everyone brought very cute pets to the competition, pineapple rice cooker!"

"Then, let's hold the first competition - Pet Race~"

And when everyone follows the gestures of the two hosts who are really good enough to be worthy of the word "cute" and turn their heads to look at the venue, even Cu Chulainn Alter, who is logically the most brave and capable of fighting I couldn't help but want to twitch the corners of my eyebrows.

"Hey, Master, generally speaking, do 'pets' need to match such a powerful combat power?"

"...About the characteristics of this world?"

The track is full of potholes, and there is no end to it. At the beginning of the obstacle race, there is a 1000-meter-long shiatsu board. At the end, in addition to ordinary shoes, there are women's high heels, diving flippers, and flip-flops. props.

"It seems that it will be more beneficial to maintain the advantage from the beginning."

"That's right, Lixia."

"?"

"I just found out that the rules seem to require owners and pets to compete together."

"……Aha?!"

This sentence alone completely stunned Lixia, whose physical strength was only at the level of a dead house. If he said that he originally planned to rely on Berserker, Cu Chulainn, and Alter to crush him all the way, he would work with his sister Lixiang's Kiyohime to ensure that the championship would eventually fall to Caleb. In the bottom hand, because of such a rule, Li Xia, who can only hold back Cu Chulainn's alternation no matter how you look at it, may be the biggest variable that causes this pet competition to miss the championship.

"No, wait a minute! Didn't you say it's a pet competition?! Why does the owner want to join?!"

"I just asked, it seems to be a new rule - and the initiator of the new rule is Professor Leif."

"... For some reason, my hatred for him has reached its maximum value at this moment."

"I understand I understand~"

Stretching out his hand and rubbing the head of his younger brother whose shoulders were drooping, Tachika thought for a moment and then took off the pink kimono covering her.The bright orange [Chaldean battle suit] magic dress undoubtedly shows the figure of the girl master. Although it seems a little shameful at first glance, Fujimaru Tachika, who only has the desire to win, has clearly made up his mind to ignore it. Those gazes are gone.

"Sister, sister?!"

As if frightened by her actions, his younger brother Lixia stared wide-eyed, and stretched out his hand to get the kimono for her to put on again, but Lixiang shook his head and stubbornly stuffed it into Mash's hand.

"It's nothing~, just leave the championship to me and Xiao Qingji. Although it will be a bit despicable, if Lixia has no choice in the end, just try to help me defeat the others~"

She is always like this, considerate and tolerant of others.Unauthorizedly taking things that others can't do, gritting your teeth and forcing yourself to constantly squeeze your potential.It may be an incomprehensible way of life in the eyes of others, but you have to admit that if there is a strong, self-reliant and considerate girl like Lixiang by your side, life seems to be less difficult.

"The Holy Grail...you must take it back to Chaldea."

"Well! I will work hard, so, my sister also..."

"Yes~Yes~"

The orange-haired girl smiled and patted the head of the black-haired boy, her straight forward appearance resembled the bright and warm sun in the sky.

***

Simentong's new song was still reverberating in the field, but the anchor Jieye was already standing on the side of the starting line with a starting gun.Accompanied by the sound of gunfire after she covered her ears with one hand and held the starting pistol with the other hand, all the contestants and their "pets" rushed onto this cruel and inhuman track.

Yes, that is unbearable to human beings, and it contains all the tracks that challenge the bottom line of human survival and psychology.

***

Looking at the long 1000-meter shiatsu board track, everyone and pets are required to take off their shoes and socks.And the frail young master even stepped on the fingerboard track after the starting gun fired, and couldn't help but shrink back to the original place. On the contrary, other players around him stepped forward one after another, even when they were in trouble. , also gritted his teeth and carried Dingchun to move hard for the generous prize money of the champion.

"By the way, where's my sister?"

He turned his head and saw Fujimaru Tatsuka holding Kiyohime in her arms in the posture of a princess with no expression on her face, while she herself was walking steadily on the acupressure board.

——Ah, I forgot that my sister’s body is super good, and the massage effect of the shiatsu board is simply that the massage effect is greater than the pain_(:з」∠)_

Cu Chulainn Alter frowned immediately after stepping on the shiatsu board for the first time, and then he reached out and picked up Lixia's back collar, and grandiosely hugged the young Master who was grinning in pain and unable to move.

"Huh? Cu, Cu Chulainn alter?"

"Hold on tight."

"what?"

Without giving Lixia any more time to react, the berserk Berserker had already strode forward, using the bony spur-covered tail on its back to increase the recoil.While hugging the young master tightly, this powerful servant jumped quickly in a run-up posture, and directly crossed the ferocious shiatsu board track full of pain and blood and tears of countless people.

"Oh oh oh oh! Cu Chulainn's alter is amazing! He can still take off in that situation! He even jumped to the end of the shiatsu board in no time! It's really amazing!"

"It's nothing."

Li Xia, whose eyes are twinkling with little stars, is almost more attractive than that rider Alexander in the eyes of Berserker.He waved his hand to signal the master to find suitable shoes and put them on, while squinting his eyes and staring at the next section of the track, as if he was thinking about how to continue to cross the obstacle afterwards.

But only Cu Chulainn Alter knew that he was not as calm and breezy as he appeared on the outside.

——About him himself, he can't stand the shiatsu board course, so he jumped with the greatest strength to avoid things in the middle, so it's better not to say it... right?

***

"Qing Ji! Persevere, just one more push - we will soon see the dawn of victory!"

Fujimaru Tachika held Kiyohime's hand tightly, and her beautiful golden eyes were filled with tears.But Kiyohime, who fell softly into the Master's arms, did not take the opportunity to take advantage of it. On the contrary, the female heroic spirit with light blue long hair looked like she was dying, and even her pupils began to appear slightly dilated.

"No, I, I can't do it anymore...Master, Qing Ji, I really can't continue..."

Perhaps there is some truth to the saying "lucky enough to make up for lack of strength". Although his younger brother Fujimaru Rikka's physical fitness is not as good as Shinpachi's, Cu Chulainn Alter can completely help him remove all obstacles.Even every time there is such an occasion where lottery is required, Li Xia can always draw the lottery.

Yes, after completing the 1000-meter shiatsu board track, and with the help of the flat shoes that Li Xia secretly left behind, Li Xiang, who entered the next round safely, was extremely unlucky and won the [Obey Eat a Hundred Sets] The cream cake and the pets that are not left are good children] option.

And it seems that to set off Lixiang's dark face, although his younger brother Lixia is also at the level of [-], all he and Cu Chulainn Alter need to finish eating are finger biscuits.

Brackets, and the one with the chocolate dipping sauce.

"Qing Ji, stand up! You can definitely do it! We are only 20 dishes away from eating them all!"

"But I've already eaten 75 plates! Even if the Master cuts off the supply of magic power, I've still reached the upper limit—by the way, why is the cream cake not the size of a triangle cut, but the luxurious size of a birthday cake!!!"

The fan in her hand was almost broken by Kiyohime, and Fujimaru Tachika, who ate 5 plates of cakes by herself, was no better than her.Although the girl master is still holding Kiyohime's hand to cheer her up, Tachika is also in a sad state of vomiting at any time.

"Tsk, there's no other way. In this case, I can only... Hey Kamui! If you're willing to eat these, I'll let Emiya fight you!"

Looking at Lixiang's swearing eyes, the young Yetu who had drawn a hundred barrels of rice over there tilted his head. "Huh? Emiya? It's the one with the white hair, who cooks deliciously?"

"That's right!"

"Okay, deal!"

[etc? !why me? ! ]

[How can Miss Marta go to fight with that kind of combat madness?Miss Joan of Arc is a defensive talent, Qing Ji is like this now, you still want her to fight Kamui?Or do you want Mash to fight Kamui? ]

[... Next time, I will definitely not come to be your support servant again! ]

***

The black-haired and blue-eyed boy stood in place, looking at the countless black and white grids on the ground, and the chess pieces carved in stone, but he could not help but start to fall into deep thought.

"So plagiarizing Har ○ Potter and ○ room...is the organizer planning to collect Ms. JK ○ Lin's lawyer's letter as well?"

"Master, what are you talking about?"

"No, I just think that the organizer is really brave."

After a while, the young master looked up at Berserker beside him.

"Speaking of which, which of us can play chess?"

"..."

As a result, the two finally succeeded in breaking through the level with the help of Andersen who turned into a spirit body.

[Wow!Andersen I love you! ]

[Love me after returning to Chaldea, give me a vacation]

[OK QAQ]

***

Fujimaru Tatsuka looked at the electronic screen showing the rules of this level, and finally couldn't help but flipped the table.

"What the hell is it that all the dice have to roll 6 or 1 to pass?! Look down on Africans, you bastards!!!"

"Master, don't say it, these words can only hurt us, can't we?"

——Participating pets: Qing Ji, female, Lucky E.

——The owner of the participating pet: Fujimaru Tachika, female, who has never won another bottle of Coke so far.

"Heh, it doesn't matter if he's African or not, even if he fails a hundred times, he won't necessarily fail the hundred and first time!"

"Wang!"

——Participating pet: Dingchun, male, who can't eat enough dog food all day long and will be eaten by the owner, and was discarded at first.

——The owner of the participating pet: Sakata Gintoki, male, has never won pachinko or horse betting, and always returns with the only remaining underwear at the end.

"Heh, Yinshi, you are worthy of being my comrade in the past. The so-called success and failure are just a thin line apart. But it doesn't matter, as long as you can rejoin us, we will definitely be able to—"

【Mr. Gui, I can’t continue talking】

"Huh? Elizabeth? Why stop me?"

[Because the people in the Zhenxuan group are also participating in the pet contest! 】

——Participating pet: Elizabeth, whose gender is unknown but suspected to be an uncle with hairy legs. Although she is capable and reliable in all aspects, she is doomed to be lucky E from the beginning because she is the pet of Kotaro with wigs.

——The owner of the participating pet: Wig Kotaro, male, a free JOY rapper.

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

#Always feel that staying here will be assimilated by their bad luck#