chaotic neutral chaldea

Although there is a clue to the Holy Grail, since there is a reason to take it openly, both Lixiang and Lixia have chosen the formal entry process.It's just that the only thing that makes the two human masters feel difficult is that they don't have regular "pets".Especially during the registration stage, a photo of the owner and the pet needs to be attached. Due to helplessness, although they are in different places, the two masters still hit their minds on their own servants.

Especially Fujimaru Tachika, after hearing from Afutu that the goal of the Seventh Division is the earth, the mood of the orange-haired girl rose by at least 10 percentage points.Even knowing that the small spaceship of himself and Mash was not bombarded was because of Kamui's stupid reason of "I want to continue to fight against you who are powerful in the future", it didn't reduce Fujimaru Tachika's good mood.

The human master pondered for a long time in his room, thanking the organizer for taking out the Holy Grail as a prize, but also afraid.After all, it is an important item that concerns the human affairs of the entire world, and there must be no mistakes in any case.

Thinking of this, she found the graceful Assassin Mata Hari.

"If I remember correctly, as an Assassin, Ms. Marta has an A++ for this skill [espionage], right?"

"Yes, that's true."

A woman who wears beautiful clothes that show off her figure to the fullest has an unexpected talent for manipulating others.Before Mata Hari was executed as a spy during her lifetime, she was just a stripper, but she could use her body to play with the generals of the entire army in applause.And as an extremely special existence in Assassin, although Mata Hari's [Intelligence] A++ cannot completely block her breath, it can make the enemy unable to perceive her.As long as Tatsuka Fujimaru, the master, and her fellow servants don't report, the enemy won't even be able to realize that Mata Hari is their enemy and not their companion.

To put it bluntly, he is the best spy candidate.

"Although the whereabouts of the Holy Grail are known, but the pet contest..." Having said this, the girl master's expression was a little troubled. "So, if possible, I hope that Miss Marta can sneak into the organizer's place. If I can't win the victory and take the Holy Grail through formal means, I also hope that Miss Marta can help me secretly get the Holy Grail in the dark."

Perhaps because of embarrassment, Fujimaru Tatsuka clasped his hands very earnestly.

"It's the same thing about the spaceship last time, and so is the champion prize of this pet contest. Although Ms. Marta is an Assassin, it seems that I always ask for all kinds of troubles like Miss Phantom Thief..."

"Eh? This is okay, after all, it's an emergency, isn't it?"

Assassin, a female with a very alluring figure, tilted her head, and the bright red flower decoration swayed slightly with her movements.The olive-colored skin reflected a charming luster under the light, even though Li Xiang was a woman herself, she couldn't help but couldn't take her eyes off her beauty.

"I hate people who use power as a shield, but I like very elegant people from the bottom of my heart...Although Master is not an elegant person who would sit in the garden with a delicious black tea and listen to a symphony, but if your heart and character cannot be If you describe it as elegant, I think I will be unhappy."

She raised her head slightly, her eyes seemed to reflect the deep cosmic sea of ​​stars outside the spaceship.

"You hate fighting, no matter how stalking those night rabbits are, knowing that they are space pirates, you have never let Berserker kill any of them. Although I am a weak follower, but Compared to human beings, I am still a powerful existence... Yes, not only me, if you have the will, it would be easy for you with so many followers to destroy a country-but you didn't do it. "

"The last order to Emiya-san, and this time I hope that I can steal the Holy Grail in case... Obviously, you can easily destroy all people and things that stand in the way, but Master, you chose the most troublesome but also the most A way that won't hurt or kill anyone."

When she was young, the company run by her father went bankrupt, and her mother fell ill due to mental fatigue, and died early when she was only fourteen or five years old.After marriage, her husband was violent and alcoholic. After losing her child and getting divorced, she had to work as a stripper to make ends meet.After becoming famous, she worked as a double agent for Germany and Britain, and was finally executed for treason... For her, who spent most of her youth wasted by men's selfish desires, Mata Hari's There are constant setbacks in life, but now that she has become a heroic spirit after death, she meets the best master with a refined character who will reach out to her with a smile, and show anxiety when she is injured in battle.

The girl with orange hair and golden eyes is gentle, serious and strong.Like the persistently blooming snow lotus in the wind and snow, there is no one more elegant than her in this world.

"So, your wish is my wish. If something really happens, your Assassin——Mata Hari, no, Margaretha Giltruida Zeli, will definitely do her best Send the Holy Grail back to you!"

***

After solving his worries, Fujimaru Tachika finally began to think about who to entrust with the pets used to prove the qualifications for the competition.

"Miss Marta needs to steal the Holy Grail from the organizer in advance when the game changes, so PASS, Miss Joan is too holy, I can't do it, Emiya is also in charge of life and death in the kitchen, so PASS, as for Mash's relationship is too pure, so I can't do it—to sum up, Xiao Qingji, are you willing to be my pet for a while, and join me in this competition that can get the Holy Grail?"

Perhaps Lixiang's request is very insulting to the heroic spirits who emerged from historical facts and myths and legends.But for a woman like Qing Ji, who can talk about everything as long as she has love, it's nothing to worry about.

In particular, she herself was blushing, as if she had made up some serious plot.

"It doesn't matter whether it's a pet or a forbidden dog, please feel free to leave it to me, Master~"

"No! I didn't say it was that ♂ kind of ♂ pet ♂ pet! Xiao Qingji, can you be more sober?!"

"Hey, but as long as people think of being the Master's pet, they can lick you like this with their soft and wet tongue... Ah no, it's a sweet thing, people feel like they're in a dream ~"

"...That's a dream, Xiao Qingji, wake up! And that subtle typo, please stop!"

In any case, it is solved [Intimate photo of owner and pet], although it is completely different from the intimate photo of a certain Wanshiwu whose head was bitten and blood dripping, but...even if he is put on a humiliating collar representing a pet, he will still use that kind of The wet and sticky eyes stared at herself wholeheartedly. Facing Kiyohime like this, Fujimaru Tateka felt that she really needed to consider going back to Chaldea and ask the doctor to give her a simple psychological counseling.

No matter how resolute and courageous the underage girl master is, she has no affection for creatures like Storka who step on the edge of her nerves.

——Even if this Stoka who is pestering her is a beautiful girl of the same gender!

***

On the other hand, after experiencing that sweeping the floor is not as clean as Xiaoyu, moving debris is not as strong as Xiaoyu, and cleaning glass is not as high as Xiaoyu can freely retract the mechanical arm. He was hit hard, but in the end he was touched by Xiaoyu for no reason. Well done Fujimaru Rikka, finally finished his day's (useless) work and returned to the storage room and temporary housing.

"Well~well~, I told you not to worry about it, Master~" Alexander shook the playful braids behind his head, and hugged the Master's waist after materializing happily. "It's okay if you don't know how to do chores, after all, the Master is just a child~"

"But Rider, aren't you also...?"

"Huh? Me? Haha, maybe it's because of my appearance, but I do have memories of me when I grew up! Although I have memories, I don't have a real sense of it, but in a sense, I am indeed a bigger existence than the Master. Oh——if the age is calculated according to the historical records of the AD~"

Fujimaru Lixia: "...that kind of algorithm is absolutely not!"

Maybe it's because of the casual relationship we get along with on weekdays, only at this time do I suddenly think of, ah, this "kid" who hugs my waist and acts like a baby, and that "kid" who doesn't let go of the iPad all day long... ...Actually, they are all characters born in history and legends farther back.

Perhaps to comfort Li Xia, Saber·Lily hesitated, and said: "It's okay, I don't know how to do chores and so on. So Master, do you want to practice chores together? I believe that as long as the spirit of chivalry If you work hard, Master will definitely learn chores quickly!"

——No, I don't think it is necessary to study and practice so seriously to do chores.

And at this time, Andersen, who is currently serving as the leader of the team, put the iPad in his hand in front of the Master.

"Then, before discussing how to do chores better, let's find a way to deal with the registration conditions for this [Intimate Photo of Owner and Pet]!"

But after Andersen finished saying this, Fujimaru Rikka's blue eyes drifted to Berserker's Cu Chulainn alter intentionally or unintentionally.

Andersen, who noticed this sight: "...Master, are you serious?"

The black-haired and blue-eyed young master stiffened his neck and laughed, "Ah, this, that... because Berserker has pointed teeth and a tail..."

——This is not a reason for you to die casually, Master! ! !

Although the appearance is more childish than the Master, Andersen is a very reliable adult on the inside.The petite Caster glanced at Berserker who was curled up in the corner calmly, but found that Berserker did not lose his temper as he expected.

In the next moment, the words that continued to be uttered from the mouth of the young master made Andersen understand the reason for this incredible phenomenon.

"Besides, Berserker watched the finals of the last pet competition, and he seemed to be in high spirits."

Quickly calling up the final video of the last pet competition, Andersen looked at the "pet" on the electronic screen that almost shattered the field and the building, and agreed with this crazy and stupid decision with a twitch of his mouth.

"Then, Master, take a photo with Berserker first, so I can upload it to the registration form."

"Oh well."

"Ah."

But after seeing Berserker's Cu Chulainn alter, using his thorny giant tail to hold the young master firmly in the center of his arms, Andersen was suddenly a little uncertain——this mad king Is it the warrior's instinct, wanting to have a good fight in this pet competition?Or did he agree to the boy's request simply because he wanted to pamper the innocent Master?

After Andersen's eyes shifted to the care in the photo when Cu Chulainn Alter stared at the foolishly smiling teenager, Caster immediately determined that the reason should be the latter.

#What will my silly master do in the future#

#Stop unconsciously flirting with flowers and grass, okay#