Langjun is so coquettish[[Transmigration Book]

Lin Su felt that his whole body was crisp and itchy, as if something soft was rubbing against his body, which made him weak all over.

Want to struggle away.However, he couldn't move, and he couldn't open his eyes. He could only hear the intermittent crying of a woman in his ears.

The crying sound was very fake, it was purely a young woman howling dryly, without any real emotion at all.

Lin Suzheng was in a daze and didn't understand what happened. He only heard the woman's voice crying and shouting: "Husband! You don't know how to restrain yourself in normal times, so you don't listen to advice! This time, it's your own fault! It’s not that you insisted on playing ten games in one night last night, how could you end up with a dead end!”

Playing ten in one night...it's amazing.Lin Su secretly thought, what kind of physique is the man who played ten games that night, it is really curious.

But why did I hear these strange words?And always feel that there is a hand touching his body, but he can't move at all?Dreaming?The ghost presses the bed?Or hallucinations?

Lin Su is an archaeologist, and the most common thing he does is to dig graves, and he never believes in those evil things.

A senior grave digger for 20 years, Lin Su has been safe and sound until one day, after opening an ancient imperial mausoleum more than 800 years ago with his good friend Gao Kai, they found a scroll of bamboo slips engraved with official script characters.

What the emperor was buried with was not a history book recording great achievements, but a bunch of explicit sex history, not the owner of the tomb himself.

Lin Su just wanted to see what happened, but suddenly lost consciousness.This will be the case when he regains consciousness.I lay there unable to move, and heard some strange words.

"Princess, Han Langjun's body has been wiped clean." The crisp and itchy feeling on Lin Su's body finally stopped, and a woman's voice said, "You can wear the shroud sewn by the princess herself."

"Okay, huh huh..." Princess Jinxiang wiped away the non-existent tears in the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, and walked to the coffin in person with a pure white left skirt.

Lying on the coffin was a naked|naked body. The body was very white, delicate, and clean. It was well-proportioned, but a little thin.

The owner of that body is Han Yan, the husband of Princess Jinxiang. At this time, his face was pale and almost transparent. Under the thick and well-defined slender eyelashes, his slightly closed eyes were curved with two beautiful eyes. The arc lightly interprets the master's beautiful face in life—it's just that there is a deep blue circle around the beautiful eyes, which is indeed the appearance of excessive indulgence.

The thin lips that were originally well-suited in shades have also turned into a frightening deep purple at this moment—one can tell at a glance that the cause of the hero's death is by no means as simple as the death of a man.

Princess Jinxiang's heart trembled, her face turned slightly pale with shock.

Originally, you were such a stunning, glamorous and unparalleled handsome man. Originally, I thought we would be such an enviable couple.

Han Yan, you have to blame yourself for today! No wonder I!

Han Yan, you are mine even after you die!Even if you can only love me in the next life!

Lin Su felt that his body was gently lifted up, and one hand was "swishling" his clothes.

Princess?Han Langjun?shroud?Lin Su's mind was a little confused, what is the situation.

[System installation, please wait——]

[System installation progress: 50%...80%...100%]

[Drip - the system is installed. 】

An electronic male voice sounded in Lin Su's mind: [Dear user, hello, No. 888 money circle system is at your service wholeheartedly. 】

888... Misappropriating money... What a straightforward, superficial, and copper-smelling system.It's so flattering... like.

Lin Su found that he and this system seemed to be able to communicate directly with brainwaves, and now the only thing he could talk to was it, so he took the initiative to ask: Where am I?What's the situation now?

【Querying, please wait...】

After about 3 minutes, the slow-running system finally gave a reply: [DIP—Enquiry completed—Hello, dear user, your current name: Han Yan; your current identity: Husband of Princess Jinxiang, Wei Adopted son of the king; the era you live in:...]

"Stop!" Han Yan interrupted the system's chattering introduction: "Please tell me directly why you brought me here, thank you."

[During the query, please wait patiently—beep——query completed: Dear user, hello, this system is based on the advanced concept that I am the most handsome and everyone in the world owes me, and my most handsome money in the world should belong to me In principle, users need to keep making money to maintain the system and unlock new functions. 】

[Users will get a corresponding wealth value reward from the system every time they reach a certain amount of wealth. Users can recharge and unlock more and more perfect functions of the system by consuming wealth values.We are mutually beneficial parties, hope we can cooperate happily. 】

It sounded very reasonable, but Lin Su felt speechless.

[Han Yan's basic information has been backed up to your brain. This service is a novice benefit and is completely free. Please pay attention to receive it——] the system prompted.

Lin Su only felt a headache, and a series of strange information was poured into his brain.

His name is Han Yan, his sister is the queen of Liang Dynasty, his mother is Mrs. Du, the dead concubine of King Wei, and his wife is Princess Jinxiang, the daughter of King Wei...

His name is Han Yan. Lang Yan is unique and unparalleled in the world. He embraces the rich and the rich, and never stops seven times a night...

His name is Han Yan, he takes money as his life with arrogance, and plays with people's feelings to cheat people's money...

Wait, why did I marry the daughter of King Wei as the adopted son of King Wei?Why do I still sound so... dissolute... uninhibited?

Should I accept this tricky task?Lin Su hesitated for a moment.

[Hello, dear user, I know that this identity and this setting are really a bit... outrageous... If you can't accept the task, the system can send you back to the original world. 】The system said very intimately.

Lin Su just wanted to say "Then I choose to go back", the system poured cold water on him: [However, respected user, according to the system query, your body in the original world has been cremated...]

Is there a choice?Lin Su remained silent.

He felt that his body had been moved by someone, as if he had been put into something hard. Lin Su heard the voice of Princess Jinxiang and howled in his ear pretending to be sad: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Ah... woo woo woo... Let's meet again in the underworld! You must wait to be a wife... woo woo woo... Somebody, let's nail the coffin... woo woo..."

If the coffin was nailed, wouldn't he be carried out and buried alive?With a strong desire to survive, Lin Su had no choice but to give in, and finally spoke to this extremely secondary system again: "I can't even move now, how can I collect money?"

[... Dear user, your current wealth value: 0; service fee: wealth value 5; credit limit: 5.If the credit line is overdrawn to a negative number, the user will be repatriated to the original world. Do you choose to overdraft? 】

"Overdraft, overdraft." Lin Su heard the sound of the coffin board being lifted in a hurry, and said in fright, "I want to overdraft!"

The craftsmen around the coffin who were busy preparing to nail the coffin boards heard "I want to overdraw", and the dead man in the coffin suddenly sat up in a blink of an eye.

"Ah! It's a fraudulent corpse!" Princess Jinxiang yelled in horror, and ran for her life first.

The rest of the maids and craftsmen reacted from their stupefaction, and they scattered in fright.

Lin Su grasped the coffin board with a pale hand, dragged his stiff body and struggled to get out of the coffin.

There was a room full of people just now, but now there is not even a shadow of a ghost except myself.Lin Su looked down at his body, everything was normal and there seemed to be no problem.

"What's the next step?" Lin Su asked.

The system only gave him two words: [circling money. 】

It is easy to talk about money, but how to implement it?Lin Su asked again: "How do I collect money?"

System: [With your world-renowned appearance. 】

The beauty of the world?Having grown so old, he has never seen such a beautiful face. Out of curiosity, Lin Su went to take a picture in front of the mirror, and was so scared that he almost fell to the ground.

Not to mention the beauty of the world, the person in the mirror doesn't even have a human face, a face as white as paper, two big black eye circles, and purple lips... It's clearly a ghost face !

"You're not joking with me, are you?" Although the modern self does not dare to say that he has a world-class face, he is also a bit handsome, but now this "world-class face" makes Lin Suping realize something for the first time in his life He dared not look in the mirror for fear of frightening himself.

[…Hello, dear user, since Han Yan was poisoned to death, his death is very ugly.The system can restore your appearance, but you need to consume 50 wealth points. It is recommended that you first complete the novice task to obtain wealth points, and then restore your appearance. 】

"Okay." If you come, you will be safe, and if you can live, you have to live well.Lin Su asked very cooperatively, "What is the novice task?"

[Novice task: parade the streets. 】The system introduced, 【Han Yan often takes a BMW car to go out and parade. Because of his beauty, beautiful girls and young men are willing to throw money on his car. You can get wealth by parading. 】

This suggestion seems reasonable, but it's actually nonsense. With my current state, it's good enough not to scare people to death when I go out. It's impossible for a blind person to throw money at me.Lin Su thought for a while, went back to the mirror and sat down, patted a pile of white gouache on his face, covered the dark circles around the eyes of the two national treasures of the same style, and used rouge on his deep purple lips Apply a thin layer to make lips look less sickly.

Because the bronze mirrors used in ancient times were yellowish in color, it was the first time for Lin Su to come into contact with cosmetics, something that he had never thought of using in his life, and he didn't even realize that his face, which was covered with makeup at the moment, was actually frighteningly white... …

Then, Lin Su went out for a parade in Han Yan's expensive BMW car.

Han Yan's BMW car is a four-sided car with only a roof, which can accommodate one or two people sitting in the car.The four sides of the car are half-covered with translucent dark flower veils, and a golden bell hangs from each corner.

When the horse was running, the golden bells at the four corners vibrated crisply and softly, like the music of heavenly palace.The wind blows the veil, and the figure of the beauty in the car is looming, like a fairy in the place where the white clouds are born. A glimpse is a glimpse of ten thousand years...

Han Yan was sitting in this car when he was alive, and I don't know how many nympho boys and girls took the initiative to throw money at him.

Seeing the appearance of Han Langjun's luxurious carriage, the whole street was immediately crowded with people, and Han Yan's carriage was immediately surrounded by crazy citizens. Lin Su was shocked by the scene.

Lin Su has never pursued stars, but it is expected that the fan meeting of modern stars should be nothing more than this.Being the national male god of this world...it's really stressful.

Because he is a national male god, the nationals call Han Yan "Lang Jun".

"Look, Mr. Lang has changed his makeup today." A woman said shyly and threw a sachet on Han Yan's car.

"No matter what makeup you change, how you change it, you are still so beautiful and charming." A sissy man was infatuated for a moment, and threw a handkerchief onto Han Yan's car.

"Lang Jun's clothes are a bit strange today..." A girl tilted her head, looked at Lin Shu's clothes carefully for a long time, and exclaimed, "Ah? It's a shroud?!"

Hearing an exclamation from the crowd, Lin Su quickly looked down at the clothes he was wearing, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

According to his many years of archaeological experience, the handed-over Hanfu is divided into left lapel and right lapel. The right lapel is the clothes of the living, and the left lapel is the shroud of the dead.And the clothes Lin Su was wearing at the moment were the snow-white left lapel shroud that Princess Jinxiang personally put on him...

Just now he was in a hurry to go out and didn't pay attention to changing clothes, Lin Su couldn't help feeling anxious, for fear that the fact that Han Yan was dead would be revealed.

Then Lin Su, as a fraudulent existence, will definitely be burned alive by the people of this era as a monster.

The author has something to say: Shaowei’s column, please stamp and collect it~~【Author’s Column: Su Shaowei】

Showing cuteness and rolling, please collect it _(: 3」ㄥ)_

The new pit that will be opened soon↓↓↓

[Ghosts are so frightened that they cry and chirp[Transmigration Book]] Blackened Loyal Dog Ghost King Gong x Cowardly Swing Demon Patriarch Shou

After watching ghost movies, Xie Ning was frightened to death, and found that he had become the male lead of Su Shuang's Immortal Cultivation - a professional ghost slayer, a noble and glamorous Nine Heavens Demon Slayer Patriarch.

The original owner dressed in white and killed all directions, and was worshiped by all spirits and admired by all living beings.

But Xie Ning was scared when he saw a ghost, although the ghost cried when he saw Xie Ning.

Xie Ning: Ah!Ghost! (°Д°)

Ghost: Shangxian, spare me!I don't dare anymore T^T...

Until one day, these ghosts suddenly had a relationship with me...I can't pass this day (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Xie Ning: This deity is the patriarch of the Nine Heavens Slayer Demon!

Ghost: Hey, hey... You are obviously our queen...