How can it be broken to have a pet that eats its owner?

Meng Zhang opened Weibo again, five days later.During this period, Meng Zhang's Weibo exploded completely, and the comments below were all:

"That's why Xiao Cong doesn't broadcast live? The truth is?"

"The man is silent and the woman is crying, Xiao Cong, who always keeps his word, actually let everyone's pigeons go in public!"

"Xiao Cong, what about the live broadcast? Why don't you come!"

"My onion, why don't you come and make an appointment to be lingering to the end of the world?"

"What did you say upstairs? Look at my 40-meter sword."

"Onion obviously belongs to my family, so take it away without an appointment!"

Gradually, because of a comment, the trend of Weibo gradually changed.However, at this time, a yellow V commented on Meng Zhang's Weibo, causing the whole Weibo to explode again.

"My scallion, it's my fault, you let me in the house. I made you delicious seafood porridge 2333. @孟章"

Meng Zhang's fans looked at the yellow V, clicked in and saw the certification: Krypton's artist, the current work "The Secret History of Monarchs and Ministers", and the advertisement work: Lovebirds - "The Temperature Between Us". CP: Meng Zhang, CP name: A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Two orioles: "Hold the grass, what did I see? This yellow v is the CP of my onion? When did it happen? Why did my onion go to someone else's house?"

Zhong Kunyi V: "I'm sorry, green onions can only be grown on black soil. <(*￣▽￣*)/"

Zhong Kunyi not only replied to the hot comment, but also forwarded it, and immediately asked everyone to point their guns at Zhong Kunyi.Really, where did it come from.Still want to cp with our shallot group?No appointment, no appointment.

However, to our disappointment, Meng Zhang did not respond to this.I didn't reply to the private message, let alone read it.

Zhong Kunyi's lying gun is actually not the fault of Meng Zhang's fans.After all, the number of people watching Meng Zhang's live broadcast is a small number. Before Zhong Kunyi brought those big V's in, the number of Meng Zhang's fans was only a few thousand.

Among them, those who have time to watch the live broadcast are only college students and office workers, and the student party can only watch the rebroadcast.In recent times, there have been live broadcasts by Chung Kun Yi, but due to the company's request, the live broadcast platform has been changed.It has a cheating setting: there are not enough viewers to watch the replay!

Therefore, many student parties do not actually know that Meng Zhang has a CP who lives together legally, feeds regularly, and has a fixed name.

However, at night, Meng Zhang gave Zhong Kunyi the title.

Meng Zhang V: "Fang Fangtu, buy those strange things for me again, and I will let you in again! @钟雯仪"//Zhongkunyi "My green onion is my fault, you let me Come in. I made you a delicious seafood porridge 2333. @孟章”

Guardian Angel: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Zhong Kunyi V: "I'm sorry, the green onion is mine (JPG hugging onion)"//Guardian angel: "Ahhh, what did I see? What kind of title did the onion give this? It's done, We are your guardian angels!"

Now, Meng Zhang's Weibo exploded completely.However, within 5 minutes, everyone calmed down again.because……

Meng Zhang V: ""Due to personal reasons, the live broadcast was not on time a few days ago. Tonight, at [-] o'clock in the evening, you can watch the rebroadcast live broadcast room-a live broadcast room for one person, waiting for you! "

What square, what soil, what yours, mine, his, Shallot is going to be broadcast live!And you can also watch the replay, really happy! !

So, all the fans, either set the alarm clock on their mobile phones, or posted a post-it note to remind them not to miss the benefits of the live broadcast.

Meng Zhang's house.

"Zhang'er, you see that I've been doing well these days, don't you? Just let me go back to sleep! I won't be able to sleep if I don't hug you!" Zhong Kunyi changed back into the shape of a rabbit, nestling in Meng Zhang's arms, acting like a baby road.

"You, don't be like this! Who told you not to know how to control, my waist has been healed for a few days. I missed the live broadcast that Sister Keke arranged for me. It was a live broadcast of a mobile phone advertisement. I finally got it! Wait for me After the live broadcast, both of us can get a new mobile phone!" Meng Zhang was stroking the pompom, Rabbit is really soft and coquettishly selling Meng Kunyi, while he was thinking about how much money he could get after the live broadcast, in addition to the free mobile phone. .

"Zhang'er, what are you thinking, so happy?" Zhong Kunyi obviously felt Meng Zhang's good mood, so he boldly got into Meng Zhang's clothes, pressed against his chest, and licked his red cheeks. Ying asked.

"Hmm~ Akun, be honest, I will have a live broadcast later!" Meng Zhang gasped from being licked, and quickly pulled Zhongkunyi out.

"Oh? Hehehe, I forgot. I'll cook for you. I just drank some porridge. I'm sure I'll be hungry later. Live broadcast as usual, right?" The moment Zhong Kunyi was dragged out by Meng Zhang , turned into a human form, and straddled Meng Zhang directly.He bowed his head and kissed Meng Zhang before getting up and going to the kitchen to make food.

Meng Zhang touched his kissed lips, and quietly raised the corners of his mouth.A rosy blush also sneaked up on her face.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Meng Zhang turned on the live broadcast on time. "Hi, hello, everyone, I'm your little onion, have you eaten today?"

"From the cute flower pot: ah ah ah, onion, finally see you, miss you! Thank you, I miss you too."

"From nfjsuho32561: Onion, I heard that you are not feeling well, so there is no live broadcast. Are you okay? Don't worry, it's fine."

"From Onion is Earth: Ah, Onion, you should have a good rest and pay attention to your body! Thank you, I'm fine."

In the live broadcast room, because of the small number of people, the barrage can basically be seen clearly.Meng Zhang read one by one, and then answered, let those who watched; passers-by immediately fell in love with Meng Zhang.

And the third barrage is obviously a cp fan of Zhong Kunyi and Meng Zhang. As for the attributes, you can tell by looking at the ID.This CP fan has appeared since Tu Cong's first copper mine, and has been very active.

"Zhang'er, the meal is ready, let's eat first! I'll fix a selfie stick for you." Zhong Kunyi came over with a plate of braised pork and two bowls of noodles.

"Oh? How did you cook the noodles today? Did you do it yourself?" Meng Zhang looked at the bowl of noodles in front of him. The noodles were thin, but not knotted at all.There are a few green spinach leaves and a few slices of boiled beef.

There are some coriander in it and so I took a bite first, the taste is smooth.After carefully smelling the noodle soup, I found out that it was the old soup left over from the previous boiled beef. After taking a sip of the soup, the spicy aroma was tangy to the nostrils and lingering on the mouth.

Meng Zhang couldn't stop eating, he buried his whole face in the bowl, and a weak voice came from the bowl.

"Didn't you say this morning that you want to eat noodles, so I squeezed some noodles at noon, just to eat with braised pork at night. You try this braised pork again, I remember you like sweet ones, so I added more tofu The marinade is boiled with sugar. Ah!" Zhong Kunyi looked at Meng Zhang who had no time to pay attention to the live broadcast, glanced at the barrage, and thoughtfully picked another piece of meat for Meng Zhang.

"Ah, it's delicious. It's crispy and rotten, and it's also very tasty. Fat meat is not greasy, lean meat is not bad. Akun, you are so good at cooking! If this continues, will I gain weight?" Meng Zhang said. While eating the braised pork fed by Zhong Kunyi, he began to worry about his weight.

Although as a blue dragon, Meng Zhang was not afraid of being overweight before, but he has been fed during this period.Meng Zhang suddenly found that he seemed to have a small belly!Although not particularly big, but my six-pack abs are about to become one sad

!

"It's okay, Zhang'er is not fat at all. Besides, I think she has lost weight recently, and her small pointed chin has come out. Let me see it, it hurts me so much!" Zhong Kunyi said, lifting Meng Zhang's chin , kissed the corner of the mouth.

"What are you doing? Believe it or not, I'll hit your chest with my small fist!" Meng Zhang was suddenly attacked. He was at a loss and could only change the subject.

"It's nothing, there is a piece of noodles at the corner of your mouth. I wiped it off for you! What are you afraid of, we are officially certified!" Zhong Kunyi said, pulled Mengzhang, and kissed him directly.

Regardless of the piles of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and a bunch of heartbreaking voices on the barrage.A long time later, Dangtu Onion cp has been known to the public.The oldest batch of CP fans still remember that from this day on, Zhong Kunyi and Meng Zhang, the national CP, officially stepped onto the stage.As a result, the majority of people who eat melons have eaten tons of dog food.