How can it be broken to have a pet that eats its owner?

"Zhang'er, open the door, look at me, open the door and take a look!" Zhong Kunyi squatted at the door of the bedroom, patting the door with his little meat pad.

Yes, little meat pad, you read that right.In order to soften Meng Zhang's heart, Zhong Kunyi used his tried-and-tested move—turning into a rabbit!

"What are you doing, I still want to sleep at night... Ah! You are so cute! You are like this, you are not allowed to change back at night, I want to hug you to sleep, do you hear me?" Meng Zhang was so noisy that he opened the door to take a look , I was immediately attracted by Zhong Kunyi's appearance.

However, thinking of Zhong Kunyi's bad record before, Meng Zhang still warned him.After all, he didn't want to fall asleep in the middle of the night and be woken up.

"Okay, okay, as long as I can sleep with you, I will definitely not change back tonight!" Zhong Kunyi quickly agreed. After all, it is fine to sleep with Meng Zhang, so I promise first.

"Then trust you once!" After Meng Zhang finished speaking, he picked up Zhong Kunyi and went into the room to sleep together.Lying on the bed, Meng Zhang hugged Zhong Kun Yi Rabbit, and fell asleep after a while.

Zhong Kunyi was very obedient at first, and was hugged by Meng Zhang obediently, resting with her eyes closed.But at four o'clock in the morning, Zhong Kunyi suddenly opened his eyes.

"Who's here?" Zhong Kunyi realized that someone was peeping from the window, and immediately woke up.After adding a layer of sound insulation to Meng Zhang's body, he stared at the black lump on the window with his red eyes, and stared.

"Sir! No, I'm going to call the teacher. Teacher, the student Gen Mochi has seen the teacher!" The dark thing opened the window a crack and entered the room.Then she turned into a dignified beauty in Chu clothes.

"Are you... the first inkstone in ancient times?" Zhong Kunyi heard the name Gen Mochi, and suddenly remembered that during the first immeasurable calamity, he accidentally saved a newly transformed inkstone spirit.Because it is the first inkstone in the world to be refined, so the heavens have a sense of it, and it is named Gen Mochi.

Because Zhong Kunyi saved Gen Mochi, he not only received merit from heaven, but also made Zhong Kunyi even more refined.In order to repay Tiandao's favor, Zhong Kunyi stopped by Gen Mochi for a few years, and the two of them became known as mentors and apprentices.

It's just that Zhong Kunyi didn't take this matter to heart.After all, Mr. Fang Fangtu, who survived from the beginning of the world, how could he remember these little things?But, why did Gen Mochi come to him today?

"You and I haven't seen each other since that immeasurable calamity. Now you suddenly appear, what's the matter?" Zhong Kunyi didn't think that Gen Mochi came to reminisce about the past.

"Before, because of the crack, the student and Taoist Yu Xiao accidentally fell into the human world together. However, because of the strong wind in the crack, the student and Ah Xiao lost contact. In a human cell phone, I saw Teacher, I think the teacher is so famous now, so I want the teacher to help me find my Ah Xiao. Please!" Gen Mochi bowed to Zhong Kunyi with some embarrassment.

"Okay, for the sake of the master-student relationship between you and me, give me the image of your Taoist couple, and I will look for it for you. You go back first, your teacher is still sleeping. Remember to come during the day and leave The main entrance!" Zhong Kunyi finished speaking, looked at the sky outside which was beginning to turn white, and waved to Gen Mochi to let him leave.

"Thank you teacher, the student will leave!" After Gen Mochi finished speaking, he opened the window and jumped out, disappearing without a trace.

"mdzz, this idiot, this is the thirtieth floor! Although he is fine, it is another thing to be photographed!" Zhong Kunyi watched helplessly as the one-sided apprentice flew out, and quickly used his divine power to investigate. Make sure no one sees it, so I'm relieved.

However, after all this tossing, Zhong Kunyi no longer felt sleepy.Looking at the rising sun outside, thinking that there is no need to keep the promise made last night, Zhong Kunyi changed back into a human form and got into Meng Zhang's bed.

After a while, Meng Zhang was awakened by the movement on his body, and was about to scold Zhong Kunyi, but was blocked back in his stomach.As for the clothes of the two of them, Chung Kun Yi threw them onto the bed one by one, and the bed began to overload again.

By the time the two stopped, it was already high in the sun.Although Meng Zhang is Qinglong, but Zhong Kunyi's physical strength is so good that he is exhausted.

Just as Zhong Kunyi was making lunch for Meng Zhang and serving him, someone knocked on the door of their house.

"Who is it?" Zhong Kunyi wondered, how could someone come at this time?

"I'll change clothes, you go and open the door." Meng Zhang washed his face, looked at himself in pajamas, and thought it would be better to change.

"Okay, wait a minute, come right away!" Zhong Kunyi said, and slowly opened the door.

"Is that Zhong Kunyi? Hello, we are from the xx show. We have agreed with your agent. We will come to your house for an interview today, and I will broadcast your room live." Opening the door, a hostess and a hostess The eldest brother who is looking at the camera is standing at the door.

"Uh... you guys come in first, but we have to wait a bit first, well, my Zhang'er is changing clothes in the room." Zhong Kunyi scratched her head in embarrassment, and said to the camera, after all, it was a live broadcast.

"Ah? It seems that what was said on the Internet is true. You live with the famous Internet celebrity Angel?" The host is a very gossip and corrupt girl. This news immediately made her eyes light up.

"Yes, I have lived with my Zhang'er for a long time. There is something I need to tell you, because it is the room of the two of us, so we should be calm when we see everything, okay?" Zhong Kunyi said Then, he led the people to the room.

"Akun, who is here? Huh?" Meng Zhang opened the door wearing a big yellow sweater, but was stunned when he saw the camera.

"It was an interview arranged by the company. I forgot about it. By the way, she said that there is a project, which is the situation of the live room." Zhong Kunyi looked at the cute Meng Zhang, and could only touch his head. explained.

"Oh, then you can take them there, I'm going to eat, I'm hungry." Meng Zhang decided to abandon Zhong Kunyi when he heard that there was nothing wrong with him, and went to find lunch.

"Okay, you go to eat. I also warmed up a glass of milk and put it on the Dali counter in the kitchen. Remember to drink it!" After finishing speaking, Zhong Kunyi kissed Meng Zhang's forehead and led him to eat a mouthful of dog food. The host went to the bedroom.

"This is Zhang'er and I's bedroom, you can take a look at it as you like." After Zhong Kunyi finished speaking, she began to fold the quilt.

And at this moment, in the barrage of the live broadcast, it was about to explode into fireworks!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what did I just see, Fang Fangtu kissed Xiao Cong!"

"I'll go, the two really live together!"

"This is a bedroom for two people!!!"

"Look, the one at their bedside!!!!"

"I'll make a list!"

"Mom, show your affection, share... 咖咖咖"

"That's a wedding photo! It's all hung on the wall!"

"His sister, when was this photo taken!"

"Look, the bookcase by his bed is full of magazines taken by Meng Zhang before. And the ones on the bookcase are all the photos of the previous "Secret History of Monarchs and Ministers", and they are Fang Fangtu and Cong's!"

"The pillows on their bed are pictures of the two of them! There are also spring onion and wine bottle pillows! Alas, it was a gift from the soil spring onion support club! @土土苹苍一些"

"Ahhh, thank you for the certification! It turns out that Fang Fangtu said that Onion liked it very much and put it on the bed. It is true!"

The host was watching the bullet screen with his mobile phone. At this moment, he suddenly looked up at the photo on the bedside.After thinking for a long time, I still mustered up the courage and asked: "Mr. Zhong Kunyi, on behalf of all netizens, I ask, is this a wedding photo?"

"Oh? That, no. It's a poster given by a magazine that Zhang Er and I took together. This poster is out of print now, and I bought ten copies at that time!" Zhong Kunyi said with a proud face pointing to the opposite wall.

"There used to be this poster there, but Zhang'er said it was too popular and it affected my sleep, so I kept this one. The others were posted in the next room. When I took it down, it was useless. What a lot of strength!" Zhong Kunyi said, a little regretful, but her tone sounded like she was showing off.

"Ahem, do your family members agree?" The host asked a question that everyone wanted to know.

"Well... I've met all my brothers-in-law, and I was beaten up back then. But now everyone gets along well." Zhong Kunyi said, and led the host to the next room.

"Here, I put the previous chapters that I let go, and the ones that I didn't let post, all in this room." After Zhong Kunyi opened the door, the netizens in the barrage were all shocked.

"What the hell is this? The wedding poster on the wall opposite the door is fine, but what about the pictures of all kinds of green onions on the ceiling?"

"What's with the whole bookcase of Cong's photos and magazines!"

"What's up with the photos of the roles that Scallion has played in before, and the self-printed posters!"

"Also, have you seen the painting next to the door? That painting was drawn by Cong himself last time when Cong plus a magazine was active, and it also had his autograph. Why is it here? It's not that it was given to the Is that the lucky fan who bought the most magazines?"

"Could it be that……"

"Could it be..."

"It's so meow..."

"This is definitely true love!"

"This is definitely true love!"

"We don't eat this dog food!"

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The host looked at the barrage and suddenly felt sorry for the netizens and himself. "Then, let's start the interview."

"Okay, let's go to the living room, but hurry up, Zhang'er will have a small live broadcast later, I need to prepare some snacks for him. After all, he is very tired and needs to eat more." Zhong Kunyi said, leading the Then they went to the living room.

"Oh? Akun, why did you come out? Are you done?" Meng Zhang was sitting on the counter in the kitchen, drinking milk, and greeted Zhongkunyi when he saw him.

"It's okay, there is still a short interview. I'll let them come to the living room. Just as I make you snacks, I can interview you at the same time." Zhong Kunyi led the dog food duo to finish, and stood behind the bar , and started to make fruit salad and biscuits for Mengzhang.

Here, the host was asking some unnutritious clichés, Zhong Kunyi kept busy, and Meng Zhang began to steal food on the side.

In the barrage, everyone began to brush Meng Zhang's cuteness, Zhong Kunyi's handsomeness and so on.The host looked at the two flirting flirtatiously as if no one was around, and helplessly speeded up the interview.She doesn't want to gain three catties. She ate too much dog food today, and her toothache hurts.