How can it be broken to have a pet that eats its owner?
Chapter 3 Xuanwu Zhiming
Because after Meng Zhang's live broadcast room had cute pompoms, the number of fans soared, and it didn't take long to break through [-].This made the manager Ke Ke very happy, Angel finally started to forge ahead, and he was excited even thinking about it.
So, not long after, Ke Ke helped Meng Zhang relay an advertising endorsement, which was a hamburger advertisement for a fast food restaurant.On this day, Meng Zhang had to get up early, reluctantly leave the pompom, and then wait in the dressing room of the advertising company, waiting for the makeup artist to put on other people's makeup, and then put on him.However, he, who was very nervous, still didn't see the tangled eyes of Pompom when he left.
It was two hours before he arrived, and it was boring to wait, so Meng Zhang decided to huddle in the chair and catch up on sleep for a while.Probably because he got up too early, Meng Zhang fell asleep not long after.In a daze, he seemed to hear someone calling him. "Qinglong, is Qinglong you?"
"Huh?" Meng Zhang suddenly woke up with a jolt. "Oh? You are... Xuanwu? Why are you here? After so many years, I thought you were sleeping again!" Meng Zhang looked at the handsome young man in front of him, felt the Xuanwu aura from him, and was very surprised.
"You have come here from the world, why can't I come, besides, I still want to accompany my wife! My daughter-in-law is so beautiful, how can I not take a good look at it, what if someone kidnaps me?" Xuan Wu When it came to his daughter-in-law, the whole person talked a lot.
"Oh? Are you married? Where is your daughter-in-law? Why didn't I see it?" Meng Zhang was even more surprised when he heard that this ten-thousand-year-old homeboy was married.You know, there is only one of the four beasts in the world, "Is your wife the same breed as you?"
"Of course...not anymore. My daughter-in-law is the first spark between heaven and earth to become a spirit, she is very beautiful, especially when he is wearing the red dress that has transformed, hehehehe..." Xuanwu let out a wretched moan as he spoke. laughter.
"Guinguinguin, show love quickly, don't show off in front of a single dragon, be careful I will kill you with a breath of dragon breath!" Meng Zhang really couldn't stand it anymore, so he opened his mouth to hate Xuanwu. "By the way, what's your name in the world? I can't always call you Xuanwu, can I?" Meng Zhang looked at the human-looking Xuanwu, still disgusted.
"My name is Zhiming now, and I'm a professional model for a company. My wife also loves that I'm in a company. By the way, I actually started this company, but I haven't told my wife yet! It was hard for me to chase him. I got it, he still doesn't know I'm Xuanwu, and I haven't figured out how to tell him..." Zhi Ming's voice dropped as he spoke.
"No matter what, you should tell him that if he promised you to be with you, he must love you. You can't hide it from him, or it will be bad for you." Meng Zhang looked at the depressed Zhi Ming , opened his mouth to persuade.Although, originally he could read jokes, but why did he become a spiritual mentor!
"You are right, this is my business card, call me when you have time. My wife will finish filming soon, I will pick him up and confess to him! Thank you Qinglong, call me when you have time! As Zhi Ming said, he stuffed Meng Zhang with a gold-plated business card, and then disappeared.
"This Xuanwu, after having a daughter-in-law, his temper has changed a lot. He is no longer the slow temper he used to be. Love changes people!" Meng Zhang shook his head, picked up his business card and wanted to put it in his pocket.
"Hey, you, I'm talking about you. It's your turn. Hurry up and don't delay the makeup teacher's time! The makeup teacher will be there later... Excuse me, who gave you your business card?" A person who looked like an assistant came to urge Meng Zhang originally had a bad tone.But when he saw the business card in Meng Zhang's hand, his attitude changed immediately.
"Is this?" Meng Zhang raised the business card in his hand, and didn't feel that there was anything worthy of such compliments from the assistant in front of him. "It was given to me by Zhi Ming, and he also said that he was free and asked me to call him." Meng Zhang was very honest. told the assistant.
"This... What is your name?" The little assistant became more respectful when he heard the voice, and began to use honorific titles.
"You can call me Angel, that's my stage name. By the way, what's so special about this business card?" Although Meng Zhang didn't care about the attitude of the little assistant, he could make the guy in front of him, who looked down on others, leave and changed. Stance things are obviously not very common.
"This is the top-level VIP business card of the well-known 'Guiyi' company in the industry, and only a dozen of them have been sent out so far. People who can get this kind of business card are either popular models or promising future stars." Xiao Xiao As the assistant spoke, he secretly sized Meng Zhang up with his eyes, but he didn't say the result of the sizing.
"I need to go to that dressing room? Don't make the makeup teacher wait too long." Meng Zhang didn't care about the assistant's scrutiny, but changed the subject calmly.
"The third dressing room on the right when you go out, the makeup teacher is inside, you just go straight... Why are you walking so fast?" Meng Zhang left the waiting room before the little assistant finished speaking.After all, if you wait a little longer, it will be almost noon. If you can't finish the filming, won't Pompom be hungry?
After Meng Zhang left, the assistant also called the makeup artist to explain the situation. After being scolded by the makeup artist and he couldn't recognize the person, the assistant hung up the phone helplessly.It's not that he wants to show off others, now that troubles have arisen, and he wants to throw the blame away?He doesn't want to carry this blame!
Moreover, this little Internet celebrity is just cute and younger. She looks only 178 in height. Where can she go to the famous modeling agency of 'Gui Yi'.Could it be that the boss of 'Guidi' has a problem with his head?However, thinking about it, the assistant said, he still thinks about how he can not take the blame!
On the other side, Meng Zhang entered the dressing room, only to find that the makeup artist was not there, but Zhi Ming, who had just left not long ago, was here.Moreover, there is also a man with an indifferent expression who is about the same height as him.
"A Li, please forgive me, I really didn't mean to lie to you. Besides, I didn't say it at the beginning because I was afraid that you wouldn't like my type, A Li~~~" Zhi Ming next to him didn't care. Who is in the house, acting like a baby with Murong Li, please forgive me.
"You! Let go!" Murong Li was obviously very helpless with Zhi Ming's state, but he couldn't bear to talk to him, so he just pulled his sleeve to take it out, but Zhi Ming still held him firmly.
"You are Zhiming's daughter-in-law? I heard that Zhiming said about you, he really wants to be with you!" Meng Zhang couldn't stand it anymore, this Xuanwu was too embarrassing for the four great beasts.After coming out of the wilderness, why is this guy's courage getting smaller and smaller, a man is afraid of becoming like this?
"Hello, Mr. Qinglong must be Qinglong. Zhiming told me just now, and he also confessed his identity to me." Murong Li said, his eyes were a little dazed. "I don't dislike him, nor am I angry because he concealed my identity. It's just that he belongs to Xuanwu and belongs to water, and I am the first flame in the world to become a spirit. Water and fire are incompatible. It is wrong for us to be together."
"You don't understand this. Zhiming's deep sleep these years is not for nothing. He should be coaxing you, so he didn't tell you. At the beginning, the four of us agreed to leave Honghuang together, in order to recognize each other when we meet again, Each left a trace of soul to the other. After so long, the soul of the four of us has merged with our own soul. Naturally, Zhiming is not afraid of fire, after all, Suzaku left a lot of soul God. Who told Zhi Ming to be at odds with Suzaku back then!" After hearing this, Meng Zhang smiled and explained to Murong Li.
"Is it really like this...?" Murong Li obviously couldn't accept it, tilted his head and looked at Zhi Ming, wanting him to answer.
"Hahaha, my silly Ali, you are so cute. It's true, so you're not angry, are you?" Zhi Ming carefully looked at Murong Li without blinking his eyes.
"Fool, I agreed to be with you at the beginning because you were kind to me. I thought you were a mortal, so I never agreed. Then you said you were a turtle demon, so I agreed. Now you say you are Xuanwu, I ... all I can think of is what to do if water and fire are incompatible..." As he spoke, Murong Li's eyes turned red.
"A Li didn't cry, it's my fault. Let's go home, I'll get ready, and we'll get married in a few days, okay?" Zhi Ming obviously still knows how to coax his lover, and Murong Li's face immediately turned red when he said something nice. .
"What nonsense. Mr. Qinglong is still there!" Murong Li was very embarrassed.
"It doesn't matter, you can call me Meng Zhang. My name in the world is Meng Zhang." Looking at the two who are showing affection in front of him, Meng Zhang said, you should leave quickly, I am not envious at all as a single dragon!
☆、Mr. Yan is awake
Meng Zhang, who was shown a loving face, has been so busy recently that he has no time to think about why he is still single for so many years.
Because of the company business card of "Gui Yi" given by Zhi Ming and the friendship between the two of them, the make-up artist secretly promoted it.Therefore, Ke Ke, Meng Zhang's agent, has received calls from several advertisers in succession, wanting Meng Zhang to speak for them.
In order to take good care of the edible pompon at home, Meng Zhang gritted his teeth and agreed with a heartless heart.So, Meng Zhang lived a life of going out early and returning late for more than a month. After returning home, Pompom had already fallen asleep, leaving only a round buttocks facing him.
"Pompom, I'm the owner of your family. For you to eat better and work hard, can't you give me a good face?" , flung a fluffy round ass.
"Forget it, when you wake up, I will continue to be my little internet celebrity, and the live broadcast is more suitable for me. I am a majestic green dragon, and I work desperately for a dragon that might eat me. What's the matter!" Meng Zhang still ignored his pompom, stroked its fur, and sighed.
After a while, Meng Zhang fell asleep with his pompom in his arms because he was too tired from running announcements during the day.But after Meng Zhang fell asleep, a fluffy head came out from under Meng Zhang's arm, but Meng Zhang didn't notice it at all.
Because Meng Zhang has a special physique, after falling asleep, he automatically enters a dormant practice state.No matter what happens outside, you won't wake up.Unless someone threatened his life, he would wake up automatically.
A white light flashed, and a naked man suddenly appeared in front of Meng Zhang's bed. "Should I say you are stupid, or should I say you are stupid? You know that I am a jiao, but you are just a green dragon, and you dare to keep me by your side?"
The man leaned over to look at the sleeping Meng Zhang, and suddenly he seemed to be bewitched, and slowly put his face on it.
"Pompom...you ignore me...uh..." Suddenly, Meng Zhang, who was asleep, let out a burst of raving.The man stood up annoyed as if he had been awakened.Then, another flash of white light flashed, and the man turned back into a rabbit and got under Meng Zhang's arm.
The next day, Meng Zhang looked at the pompom in his arms and was suddenly shocked.Because, the appearance of the pompom is no longer that cute rabbit.Instead, it has grown a whole circle, its eyes have changed from black to blood red, sharp claws have grown on the fleshy pads, and the canine teeth in the mouth have grown a lot, and they have grown out of the mouth.This makes the pompom look menacing overall.
"Pompom? No, Mr. Yan? Are you awake now?" Meng Zhang immediately figured out what the problem was, carefully got up from the bed, and said to the rabbit who was staring at him.
"I am indeed awake, but because my mana has not been recovered, I cannot return to my human form. During the period before I recover my human form, I will still live with you. Don't worry, I will not kill my savior "Mr. Yan looked at the nervous Meng Zhang, somehow, Meng Zhang could hear a hint of doting in his cold tone? !
"Then what is your name? I can't always call you cough..." Remembering that Mr. Yan was called a pompom by himself before, Meng Zhang couldn't help laughing, and accidentally choked on his saliva.
"It's fine if you change this seat, Zhong Kunyi. You don't want to know the name of this seat outside, it's not good for you." Mr. Yan, no, Zhong Kunyi said to Meng Zhang like this.
"Okay, I will call you Zhong Kunyi from now on. One more thing, your appearance is still too much... Ordinary people will be scared if they accidentally see it. I don't know if you can..." Meng Zhang looked at One of the ancient ferocious beasts, he still made suggestions cautiously.
"You don't have to be like this. I said before that I won't eat you. Since I said it, I will do it. You don't need to use honorifics, just call me by my name." Zhong Kunyi said, and changed back to It looks like a pompom.
"Zhong Kunyi, can I... hold you like before?" Meng Zhang seemed to know that his request was too much, when Meng Zhang said, his face was a little red, and his voice was also showing tension.
It's no wonder that Meng Zhang knows that the cute rabbit in front of him is a jiao, but he still wants to hold it like before.It was because it didn't recover its sanity before, but now that he has not only recovered its sanity, but also exchanged names with him, if Meng Zhang still thinks so, he will suffer!In case, someone is not happy, Meng Zhang has a proper Chinese meal!
However, as a plush lover, it is really too rare to find a pet that can resist Longwei.Therefore, even facing the end of being eaten, Meng Zhang still asked under pressure.
"Huh? Forget it. Seeing that you haven't left me outside to fend for myself these days, I will allow you, and you can be like before." After finishing speaking, Zhong Kunyi turned her rabbit face away, Don't look at Meng Zhang anymore.
"Really? That's great, thank you, Zhong Kun Yi!" As he spoke, Meng Zhang picked up Zhong Kun Yi's rabbit and kissed it on the nose.
Then, I happily called to order takeaway.Only Chung Kun Yi Rabbit was left, sitting blankly on the sofa.Then, Zhong Kunyi's rabbit fur turned pink, and some suspicious red liquid flowed out of his nose.
This surprised Zhong Kunyi, ignoring that Meng Zhang was just outside the door, he jumped to the bathroom and began to wash his face.
"Zhong Kunyi? What's the matter with you?" When Meng Zhang finished making the call to order food, he saw Zhong Kunyi sitting on the sofa with a face full of water, rubbing his face with a fleshy pad.
"My face was dirty, so I went to wash it. But the towel was too high, and I couldn't reach it." Zhong Kunyi answered Meng Zhang without blushing while wiping off the water on his face.
"Oh, then I will pay attention next time and leave you a set of toiletries. By the way, I have prepared another basket for you when you sleep at night. Why don't you feel wronged and sleep in?" Meng Zhang looked at Fluffy Zhong Kunyi said with some regret.
Anyone who hugged a fluffy pet and slept for so long, and suddenly did not have this benefit, Meng Zhang was of course very sorry.However, since people are already awake, sleeping in separate beds must be implemented.
"I want to sleep in bed!" Zhong Kunyi suddenly raised her head after hearing this, staring straight at Meng Zhang. "You don't need to prepare another place for me to sleep. I don't exert much strength now, and it will be cold at night. It's okay for two big men to sleep together. Or, are you actually a female?"
Zhong Kunyi not only rejected Meng Zhang's suggestion of bed separation, but also accused her of being a female.This is not too much, what is too much? !So, that night, Meng Zhang still fell asleep with his pompom in his arms.
But Zhong Kunyi turned back into a human form after Meng Zhang fell asleep.And this is completely different from what Zhong Kunyi said before: I can't change my human form for a while!
The first thing Zhong Kunyi did when she returned to her human form was that instead of opening her mouth to bite Meng Zhang, she slowly hugged Meng Zhang in her arms.Then she kissed his forehead and fell asleep together in her arms.
The next day, it was still dark.Zhong Kunyi opened his eyes early.Looking at Meng Zhang who was still sleeping soundly, Zhong Kunyi turned back into the pompom body again, slipped back into Meng Zhang's arms, and closed his eyes.
☆、About Zhongkunyi
Zhong Kunyi wasn't originally called Zhong Kunyi, he had a hard-to-pronounce name called Fang Fangtu.It's just that this name is too uncultured.Later, he met a person and gave him a new name, so he changed his name to Zhong Kunyi.
Chung Kun Yi's ethnicity is very powerful, called Ji.So what did Zhong Kunyi do when he was Fang Fangtu?
Yan, according to the "Yan Po Yu Tan", is shaped like a rabbit, with long pointed ears, only about a foot long.The lion was afraid of it, and Gai Yu drowned and rotted.But people still generally call it "stone lion", which often stands on Huabiao and roofs.The stepping dragon on the top of the Huabiao pillar (that is, roaring towards the sky) roars at the sky, which is regarded as conveying the will of heaven and conveying the feelings of the people.
Ji, is an incomparably mighty divine beast!According to legend.Nuwa, Haotian, and Fuxi are collectively called one of the four ancient gods. The reason why they are called gods and beasts is that their appearance and wisdom are no different from those of gods and beasts.It is even said that Ji is the originator of all mythical and evil beasts.Either way, J is the strongest beast.Moreover, it is the only one in the world.
In ancient times, J's status was unmatched. After all, J was transformed from the bones in front of Pangu's forehead and possessed an invincible body.It is said that Haotian, Nuwa, and Fuxi, who exist together, need to spend a lot of effort to break open J's body, let alone other gods and beasts.Yu is not only physically strong, but also feeds on dragons!
Therefore, Fang Fangtu is very proud of being the only surviving jiao from ancient times.His name was left to him by the consciousness of the father god Pangu.
The sky is round and the earth is round. "Fang" is the respect for the ancestor of Ji. "Fang" is also the starting point of living things, and it also has the meaning of beginning.As the originator of all evil beasts, Pangu hoped that he would be kind and virtuous, and down-to-earth, so he called him "earth".
However, since the prehistoric period, after the open and secret struggles among the gods and Buddhas.Fang Fangtu was merciful to his words and ate a few less dragons. This kind of thing that obviously violated his own meaning was completely forgotten.
In his own words, anyway, there are so many bad guys, he is not bad.He can't be sorry for his identity, can he?
So, the first immeasurable robbery, the first robbery of the Dragon and Han Dynasty, when the protagonists: the three clans of dragon, phoenix, and unicorn, fought for the boss, when blood flowed like a river.
As an ancient god, Fang Fangtu does not participate in the battle.He mainly appears in places where there are dragons. As long as a dragon dies, he can have a full meal without doing anything.
Later, the three clans went into seclusion, and Fang Fangtu regretted it for a long time after he was not easily born.Although other animals are not unpalatable, dragons are delicious!What should I do if I can't eat anymore?
The second catastrophe, the great catastrophe of the Lich, the protagonist: the second family of the Lich.This time Fang Fangtu ate a lot of sprites and monsters that became spirits.What?Big witch?Forget it, it's okay that the thing looks ugly, it's also unpalatable.
The third catastrophe, the great catastrophe of conferring gods, the protagonist: Chan, cuts off the second religion.This time, Fang Fangtu had nothing to eat, so he could only touch his stomach and occasionally pick up some little monsters to fill his stomach.As a dragon who likes to eat dragons, he hasn't had enough for a long time.So, after Conferred God Tribulation, he went to sleep for a while.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I found that the whole prehistoric world had been broken.In order to save other creatures in Honghuang, the ancient gods divided Honghuang into three realms and six realms.The three realms are: Mysterious Realm, Celestial Realm and Human Realm.The six paths are: practice path, spiritual path, secular path, ghost path, demon path and animal path.
Fang Fangtu felt that there were no more dragons to eat in the mysterious world and the human world, so he happily decided to stay in the human world.After all, he had been to the human world during the immeasurable calamity. Although the food in the human world was not enough to eat, the taste was still very good!In this way, our local brother got a residence permit in the human world, and the period is unlimited.
During the Western Jin Dynasty, the dragon veins in Shenzhou were damaged, which led to the invasion of China by foreigners.And Fang Fangtu also turned into a prototype because of the thin aura.In this historically known period as the "Five Random Chinas", the rabbit that Fang Fangtu transformed into was actually very difficult to survive.
Refugees eat anything, and a rabbit is a good meal.Although he is not a rabbit, he will not be killed by people.However, no one would want to be caught making soup.
But luckily, he was picked up by a young green dragon (compared with Tu Ge).He was also named Chung Kun Yi.Xiao Qinglong still murmured and said aloud: "Zhongxin entrusts the bright moon, and Kunpi enters the arms of the king. The appearance is dignified, and the pulse is ready to speak. You should call Zhongkunyi!"
Fang Fangtu looked at him, as if he had just grown up and came down to the human world to practice.Although the skin is a person, the soul is a dragon.
The name of this little green dragon is Zhang'er, and it is a very cute green dragon.Although I don't know what the name Zhang has to do with green, but I can nest in the arms of a delicious green dragon every day.Even if you can't eat it, you can still smell it.
It's a pity that the skin of the green dragon who came to practice later died and returned to the mysterious world.I don't know if I can see you again.
Fang Fangtu, who didn't have Xiaoqinglong to take care of him, lived in the deep mountains and old forests because he was afraid of being discovered by others.Anyway, this time, I'm not afraid of being discovered.
However, because the aura of heaven and earth was draining too quickly, Brother Tu fell into a deep sleep again.When I opened my eyes again, it was already a new scene.
At this time, Brother Tu looked at the young man who was only about sixteen, but the soul in his bones was about [-] years old.Although Rabbit Face is calm, his heart is turbulent.
As a local brother who hasn't eaten dragon for a long time, he will never forget the delicious soul before he fell asleep.Isn't this the green dragon named Zhang'er!
It's really a good reincarnation, the delicious little green dragon that he has been thinking about.No matter what, after more than 500 years, he still met him!
At this time, Brother Tu, who was still in his arms, lay obediently in Meng Zhang's arms, smelling the fragrance from Qing Longzhen's body, and silently sucking his saliva.
Later, in order to get close to this delicious green dragon, Ade pretended to lose consciousness and disguised himself as a rabbit, and successfully got the benefits of being hugged by Meng Zhang every day.
Every day, I wake up in the arms of the delicious little green dragon, and my hair is smoothed.Although the carrots and vegetables are not tasty, Brother Tu is already very happy to be able to smell the green dragon meat.
As for when to eat this silly green dragon?Hmm... Brother Tu looked at Meng Zhang who was holding him carefully in his arms, and decided not to think about it for now.
After all, it has been too long, and the spiritual power in Fang Fangtu's body cannot be replenished in a short while.Even if it can transform into a human form, it still takes a certain amount of mana to stun and roast a [-]-year-old green dragon.
Thinking of this, the naked Fang Fangtu looked down at the sleeping Meng Zhang, blushed, turned back into a rabbit, and got into Meng Zhang's arms again.
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☆、A day with Mr. Yan
Since Zhong Kunyi woke up, the funds of Meng Zhang's family began to decline rapidly.Although Meng Zhang has recently started to take commercials, but he is a little-known role, so he can't make much money.
Before, when Zhong Kunyi was not awake, Meng Zhang only needed to prepare carrots and vegetables.But when they are awake, they are not rabbits, so of course they can eat anything.Therefore, when Meng Zhang ordered takeaway, he always wanted to order one for Zhong Kunyi.
However, Zhong Kunyi didn't think so.As an ancient beast, it's fine if you can't eat dragons, why do you still eat waste oil?Meng Zhang is a green dragon, be careful to eat a black dragon!
"Hey! You are also one of the four great beasts. Is it reasonable to eat boxed meals every day?" After eating boxed meals for three consecutive months, Zhong Kunyi nestled in Meng Zhang's arms, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.
"However, the food in his house is not bad, and there is little waste oil. I don't know how to cook, as long as there is something to eat. In our situation, it is impossible to ask a nanny to cook!" Meng Zhang touched He touched Zhong Kunyi's hair to appease him.
Although Meng Zhang doesn't particularly like to eat boxed lunches, he can only eat boxed lunches every day who knows nothing about cooking.
Before, Zhong Kunyi disliked the unpalatable takeaway ordered by Meng Zhang and wanted Meng Zhang to cook by himself.Thinking about living for such a long time, how can I know a few good dishes.In the end, the appearance was passable, but the result made Zhong Kunyi vomit out after taking a bite.
"Come on, I really owe you. You don't need to order takeout, and you don't need to hire a babysitter. I'll take care of the meal!" After Zhong Kunyi disliked Meng Zhang again, she stopped Meng Zhang from continuing to torment the kitchen move.
"You really can? There won't be any problem, right? The aura in the world is not as strong as before, and you haven't eaten for a long time to replenish it. Although you can absorb the aura in the air, you haven't eaten for a long time, can you do it?" After Meng Zhang was stopped, Zhong Kunyi was a little embarrassed to think that Zhong Kunyi had only eaten vegetables and fruits in the past few months, so he asked cautiously.
"Don't worry, there is something I didn't tell you. Because you practice automatically while sleeping, I can absorb more spiritual energy in your arms. Now I can temporarily restore my human form. However, the time is limited, only two hours a day." Said, Zhong Kunyi jumped out of Meng Zhang's arms and turned into a naked man.
"Hey! Why isn't your doll wearing clothes?" Meng Zhang was taken aback by the sudden situation, and saw Zhong Kunyi's good figure again.Although he was a little envious, he still screamed out.
"The main body of this seat is also red, why do you wear clothes? You, wearing these things every day, don't feel tired." Zhong Kunyi didn't care about this, after all, he came here all these years ago Yes, there is no difference.
"This is not allowed. If you are seen by others like this, you will be arrested! Moreover, no matter whether it is a demon or a god or an immortal, you must abide by the rules of the world, or you will be arrested." Said, Meng Zhang led Zhong Kunyi to the bedroom and found a set of clothes at the bottom of the bedroom wardrobe.
"Is this for me?" Zhong Kunyi looked at the casual sportswear in his hand and tilted his head at Meng Zhang.
"Yes, this was given by the manufacturer when I shot a sportswear advertisement before. Because the size is a bit big, I haven't worn it after washing it. It's just for you." Meng Zhang said, looking at the 190-cent Zhong Kun Yi, thinking about her height of 178, almost wanted to hit someone.
Although he complained a thousand times inside, Meng Zhang still helped Zhong Kunyi, who had not worn modern clothes, put on the clothes and instructed him how to choose the clothes that fit him.After all, it is impossible for him to let this jiao live with him.
"This clothes are much easier to wear than the previous Hanfu. Before I fell asleep, I met a person who wore many layers of clothes. Moreover, every time I take a bath, the waist-length hair is very difficult to wash." Looking at the body Chung Kun Yi narrowed his eyes, recalling the past.
"Can you tell me which dynasty you are talking about?" Meng Zhang was curious, how long has it been since Zhong Kunyi wore human clothes.
"It's been too long. The person I'm talking about was from the Western Jin Dynasty. However, before that, I had already turned into a prototype. Before turning into a prototype, the last person I saw seemed to be Xu Fu. He I took a group of boys and girls to Ryukyu. After that, I never turned into a human form again." Zhong Kunyi said, touching Meng Zhang's head and pressing the whole person on it.
"Hey, say... it's done, you...you...you won't...no...you will eat me!" Meng Zhang felt Zhong Kunyi's hot breath in his ear, the whole dragon was not well, and he spoke They all stuttered.
"Don't worry, I'll go to the kitchen to cook later, don't you still have a live broadcast? Don't forget!" Saying that, Zhong Kunyi let go of Meng Zhang, got up and went to the kitchen.
"Phew, I was scared to death! No, I'm going to be late for the live broadcast!" Meng Zhang came back to his senses, checked the time, and hurried to the live broadcast room.
"Hello, hello, everyone, I'm your Angel, long time no see, I miss you very much!" Meng Zhang began to greet everyone in the live broadcast room.
"My little angel, why did it take you so long to come, my sister misses you!"
"Little angel, you make me think so much, by the way, where is your cute rabbit?"
"Yes, yes, where did Angel's pompom go?"
Afterwards, there was a series of bullet screens. Apart from greetings, they just asked where the pompom had gone. After all, it was impossible for such a cute thing to appear for a long time and then suddenly disappear.
"Thank you for your concern. Pompom has caught a cold recently, so it was sent to the pet hospital." Meng Zhang thought for a while and told a little lie.
"Oh my god, the little cute pompom has caught a cold! Angel, you have to take good care of it!"
"Angels should also take good care of themselves, don't catch a cold too!"
"Hey, hey, don't you guys think that the angel in the green T-shirt today looks like an onion?"
"That's right, we'll be called Angel Xiaocong from now on, okay?"
Immediately afterwards, a string of gifts appeared on the screen.Dazzling.
"Thank you for the rocket launcher from 'I Love Little Angel', thank you for the Lamborghini in 'Little Cutie Is Mine', and thank you for the Ferris wheel given away by Momo Momo...... Well, as for the name, you can call it whatever you want." Meng Meng Zhang repeatedly failed to stop the gift giving, so he could only thank everyone when they gave gifts.And certified the name "onion".
"Is Xiao Cong still eating and broadcasting today? Why didn't I see takeaway?" A bullet screen floated over.
"Don't always eat takeaway shallots, it's not good for your health." Another bullet screen floated past.
"Ah, I don't want to eat takeaway all the time, but I don't know how to cook, and my friends say my cooking is terrible. What to do, I'm also very desperate." Meng Zhang looked at the barrage, making a face that he couldn't love.
"Oh my god, what a cute expression, the expression pack has been screenshotted."
"Xiao Cong, by the way, do you need a nanny who has gone to college, can cook, and is cute?"
"What are you talking about upstairs? Xiao Cong looks at me, I don't need a salary, I went to college, I can cook, I can be cute, and I can warm the bed!"
"Go, go, Xiaocong is mine, I can do everything, and I don't need a salary, Xiaocong chooses me!"
After a while, all kinds of job-seeking information on the bullet screen filled the entire live broadcast room, making the newcomers look confused, what is onion?Did you enter the wrong live broadcast room?
However, after a while, the newcomer was popularized by the old man and joined the ranks of job seekers.For a while, Meng Zhang didn't know how to answer.
As the blue dragon with the best temper among the four holy beasts, Meng Zhang is usually very gentle, as long as he doesn't touch his Ni Lin, he won't get angry.
Therefore, in the current situation, he could only look at the phone screen blankly, with his eyes blank, and smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to do.
"What are you staring at in a daze, without talking during the live broadcast? The meal is ready, come and eat!" At this moment, a voice came from the kitchen, and then a plate of mixed fried rice appeared on the screen with one hand.
After that, a handsome guy appeared on the screen.Moreover, he leaned on Meng Zhang's body with his hands encircling from behind, and his chin was still on Meng Zhang's shoulder.
At this time, the barrage suddenly exploded.
"Ahhhhh, long time no see, I found a handsome guy who can cook at Xiao Cong's house!"
"The handsome guy is so considerate, and the hug on his back is so cute!"
"Handsome, ask for your name!!"
As a 3-year-old single dragon, Meng Zhang didn't know that there was a creature that vomited blood because of the relationship between Meng Zhang and Zhong Kunyi.He just tilted his head and looked at Zhong Kunyi strangely, and then he focused on the assorted fried rice.
"It's okay. You can eat, I'll help you broadcast for a while." Looking at Meng Zhang who was staring at the fried rice but couldn't give up the live broadcast, Zhong Kunyi opened his mouth to help him out.
"Thank you!" After speaking, Meng Zhang buried himself in the assorted fried rice without raising his head.
"Hi, I'm Zhong Kunyi. You can call me Fang Fangtu, or Brother Tu. I'm a good friend of Xiao Cong's who you call Xiao Cong. I'm temporarily staying at his house." Zhong Kunyi replied politely.
"Oh, then, Brother Tu will take care of the food for Xiao Cong, right?"
"Handsome Fang Fangtu still lives in Angel's house!"
"The tone is very intimate, and there is a feeling of 'Thank you for taking care of my little onion during this time'!"
"I just have one question. I just said that I want to apply for my Cong. Who are the babysitters?" Zhong Kunyi looked at the barrage on the screen and asked with a smile.
"Why can I feel a murderous aura even through the screen, it must be an illusion!"
"So possessive, I like it! Domineering CEO Gong!"
"Happy marriage for a hundred years, grow old forever!"
"it is good
So, not long after, Ke Ke helped Meng Zhang relay an advertising endorsement, which was a hamburger advertisement for a fast food restaurant.On this day, Meng Zhang had to get up early, reluctantly leave the pompom, and then wait in the dressing room of the advertising company, waiting for the makeup artist to put on other people's makeup, and then put on him.However, he, who was very nervous, still didn't see the tangled eyes of Pompom when he left.
It was two hours before he arrived, and it was boring to wait, so Meng Zhang decided to huddle in the chair and catch up on sleep for a while.Probably because he got up too early, Meng Zhang fell asleep not long after.In a daze, he seemed to hear someone calling him. "Qinglong, is Qinglong you?"
"Huh?" Meng Zhang suddenly woke up with a jolt. "Oh? You are... Xuanwu? Why are you here? After so many years, I thought you were sleeping again!" Meng Zhang looked at the handsome young man in front of him, felt the Xuanwu aura from him, and was very surprised.
"You have come here from the world, why can't I come, besides, I still want to accompany my wife! My daughter-in-law is so beautiful, how can I not take a good look at it, what if someone kidnaps me?" Xuan Wu When it came to his daughter-in-law, the whole person talked a lot.
"Oh? Are you married? Where is your daughter-in-law? Why didn't I see it?" Meng Zhang was even more surprised when he heard that this ten-thousand-year-old homeboy was married.You know, there is only one of the four beasts in the world, "Is your wife the same breed as you?"
"Of course...not anymore. My daughter-in-law is the first spark between heaven and earth to become a spirit, she is very beautiful, especially when he is wearing the red dress that has transformed, hehehehe..." Xuanwu let out a wretched moan as he spoke. laughter.
"Guinguinguin, show love quickly, don't show off in front of a single dragon, be careful I will kill you with a breath of dragon breath!" Meng Zhang really couldn't stand it anymore, so he opened his mouth to hate Xuanwu. "By the way, what's your name in the world? I can't always call you Xuanwu, can I?" Meng Zhang looked at the human-looking Xuanwu, still disgusted.
"My name is Zhiming now, and I'm a professional model for a company. My wife also loves that I'm in a company. By the way, I actually started this company, but I haven't told my wife yet! It was hard for me to chase him. I got it, he still doesn't know I'm Xuanwu, and I haven't figured out how to tell him..." Zhi Ming's voice dropped as he spoke.
"No matter what, you should tell him that if he promised you to be with you, he must love you. You can't hide it from him, or it will be bad for you." Meng Zhang looked at the depressed Zhi Ming , opened his mouth to persuade.Although, originally he could read jokes, but why did he become a spiritual mentor!
"You are right, this is my business card, call me when you have time. My wife will finish filming soon, I will pick him up and confess to him! Thank you Qinglong, call me when you have time! As Zhi Ming said, he stuffed Meng Zhang with a gold-plated business card, and then disappeared.
"This Xuanwu, after having a daughter-in-law, his temper has changed a lot. He is no longer the slow temper he used to be. Love changes people!" Meng Zhang shook his head, picked up his business card and wanted to put it in his pocket.
"Hey, you, I'm talking about you. It's your turn. Hurry up and don't delay the makeup teacher's time! The makeup teacher will be there later... Excuse me, who gave you your business card?" A person who looked like an assistant came to urge Meng Zhang originally had a bad tone.But when he saw the business card in Meng Zhang's hand, his attitude changed immediately.
"Is this?" Meng Zhang raised the business card in his hand, and didn't feel that there was anything worthy of such compliments from the assistant in front of him. "It was given to me by Zhi Ming, and he also said that he was free and asked me to call him." Meng Zhang was very honest. told the assistant.
"This... What is your name?" The little assistant became more respectful when he heard the voice, and began to use honorific titles.
"You can call me Angel, that's my stage name. By the way, what's so special about this business card?" Although Meng Zhang didn't care about the attitude of the little assistant, he could make the guy in front of him, who looked down on others, leave and changed. Stance things are obviously not very common.
"This is the top-level VIP business card of the well-known 'Guiyi' company in the industry, and only a dozen of them have been sent out so far. People who can get this kind of business card are either popular models or promising future stars." Xiao Xiao As the assistant spoke, he secretly sized Meng Zhang up with his eyes, but he didn't say the result of the sizing.
"I need to go to that dressing room? Don't make the makeup teacher wait too long." Meng Zhang didn't care about the assistant's scrutiny, but changed the subject calmly.
"The third dressing room on the right when you go out, the makeup teacher is inside, you just go straight... Why are you walking so fast?" Meng Zhang left the waiting room before the little assistant finished speaking.After all, if you wait a little longer, it will be almost noon. If you can't finish the filming, won't Pompom be hungry?
After Meng Zhang left, the assistant also called the makeup artist to explain the situation. After being scolded by the makeup artist and he couldn't recognize the person, the assistant hung up the phone helplessly.It's not that he wants to show off others, now that troubles have arisen, and he wants to throw the blame away?He doesn't want to carry this blame!
Moreover, this little Internet celebrity is just cute and younger. She looks only 178 in height. Where can she go to the famous modeling agency of 'Gui Yi'.Could it be that the boss of 'Guidi' has a problem with his head?However, thinking about it, the assistant said, he still thinks about how he can not take the blame!
On the other side, Meng Zhang entered the dressing room, only to find that the makeup artist was not there, but Zhi Ming, who had just left not long ago, was here.Moreover, there is also a man with an indifferent expression who is about the same height as him.
"A Li, please forgive me, I really didn't mean to lie to you. Besides, I didn't say it at the beginning because I was afraid that you wouldn't like my type, A Li~~~" Zhi Ming next to him didn't care. Who is in the house, acting like a baby with Murong Li, please forgive me.
"You! Let go!" Murong Li was obviously very helpless with Zhi Ming's state, but he couldn't bear to talk to him, so he just pulled his sleeve to take it out, but Zhi Ming still held him firmly.
"You are Zhiming's daughter-in-law? I heard that Zhiming said about you, he really wants to be with you!" Meng Zhang couldn't stand it anymore, this Xuanwu was too embarrassing for the four great beasts.After coming out of the wilderness, why is this guy's courage getting smaller and smaller, a man is afraid of becoming like this?
"Hello, Mr. Qinglong must be Qinglong. Zhiming told me just now, and he also confessed his identity to me." Murong Li said, his eyes were a little dazed. "I don't dislike him, nor am I angry because he concealed my identity. It's just that he belongs to Xuanwu and belongs to water, and I am the first flame in the world to become a spirit. Water and fire are incompatible. It is wrong for us to be together."
"You don't understand this. Zhiming's deep sleep these years is not for nothing. He should be coaxing you, so he didn't tell you. At the beginning, the four of us agreed to leave Honghuang together, in order to recognize each other when we meet again, Each left a trace of soul to the other. After so long, the soul of the four of us has merged with our own soul. Naturally, Zhiming is not afraid of fire, after all, Suzaku left a lot of soul God. Who told Zhi Ming to be at odds with Suzaku back then!" After hearing this, Meng Zhang smiled and explained to Murong Li.
"Is it really like this...?" Murong Li obviously couldn't accept it, tilted his head and looked at Zhi Ming, wanting him to answer.
"Hahaha, my silly Ali, you are so cute. It's true, so you're not angry, are you?" Zhi Ming carefully looked at Murong Li without blinking his eyes.
"Fool, I agreed to be with you at the beginning because you were kind to me. I thought you were a mortal, so I never agreed. Then you said you were a turtle demon, so I agreed. Now you say you are Xuanwu, I ... all I can think of is what to do if water and fire are incompatible..." As he spoke, Murong Li's eyes turned red.
"A Li didn't cry, it's my fault. Let's go home, I'll get ready, and we'll get married in a few days, okay?" Zhi Ming obviously still knows how to coax his lover, and Murong Li's face immediately turned red when he said something nice. .
"What nonsense. Mr. Qinglong is still there!" Murong Li was very embarrassed.
"It doesn't matter, you can call me Meng Zhang. My name in the world is Meng Zhang." Looking at the two who are showing affection in front of him, Meng Zhang said, you should leave quickly, I am not envious at all as a single dragon!
☆、Mr. Yan is awake
Meng Zhang, who was shown a loving face, has been so busy recently that he has no time to think about why he is still single for so many years.
Because of the company business card of "Gui Yi" given by Zhi Ming and the friendship between the two of them, the make-up artist secretly promoted it.Therefore, Ke Ke, Meng Zhang's agent, has received calls from several advertisers in succession, wanting Meng Zhang to speak for them.
In order to take good care of the edible pompon at home, Meng Zhang gritted his teeth and agreed with a heartless heart.So, Meng Zhang lived a life of going out early and returning late for more than a month. After returning home, Pompom had already fallen asleep, leaving only a round buttocks facing him.
"Pompom, I'm the owner of your family. For you to eat better and work hard, can't you give me a good face?" , flung a fluffy round ass.
"Forget it, when you wake up, I will continue to be my little internet celebrity, and the live broadcast is more suitable for me. I am a majestic green dragon, and I work desperately for a dragon that might eat me. What's the matter!" Meng Zhang still ignored his pompom, stroked its fur, and sighed.
After a while, Meng Zhang fell asleep with his pompom in his arms because he was too tired from running announcements during the day.But after Meng Zhang fell asleep, a fluffy head came out from under Meng Zhang's arm, but Meng Zhang didn't notice it at all.
Because Meng Zhang has a special physique, after falling asleep, he automatically enters a dormant practice state.No matter what happens outside, you won't wake up.Unless someone threatened his life, he would wake up automatically.
A white light flashed, and a naked man suddenly appeared in front of Meng Zhang's bed. "Should I say you are stupid, or should I say you are stupid? You know that I am a jiao, but you are just a green dragon, and you dare to keep me by your side?"
The man leaned over to look at the sleeping Meng Zhang, and suddenly he seemed to be bewitched, and slowly put his face on it.
"Pompom...you ignore me...uh..." Suddenly, Meng Zhang, who was asleep, let out a burst of raving.The man stood up annoyed as if he had been awakened.Then, another flash of white light flashed, and the man turned back into a rabbit and got under Meng Zhang's arm.
The next day, Meng Zhang looked at the pompom in his arms and was suddenly shocked.Because, the appearance of the pompom is no longer that cute rabbit.Instead, it has grown a whole circle, its eyes have changed from black to blood red, sharp claws have grown on the fleshy pads, and the canine teeth in the mouth have grown a lot, and they have grown out of the mouth.This makes the pompom look menacing overall.
"Pompom? No, Mr. Yan? Are you awake now?" Meng Zhang immediately figured out what the problem was, carefully got up from the bed, and said to the rabbit who was staring at him.
"I am indeed awake, but because my mana has not been recovered, I cannot return to my human form. During the period before I recover my human form, I will still live with you. Don't worry, I will not kill my savior "Mr. Yan looked at the nervous Meng Zhang, somehow, Meng Zhang could hear a hint of doting in his cold tone? !
"Then what is your name? I can't always call you cough..." Remembering that Mr. Yan was called a pompom by himself before, Meng Zhang couldn't help laughing, and accidentally choked on his saliva.
"It's fine if you change this seat, Zhong Kunyi. You don't want to know the name of this seat outside, it's not good for you." Mr. Yan, no, Zhong Kunyi said to Meng Zhang like this.
"Okay, I will call you Zhong Kunyi from now on. One more thing, your appearance is still too much... Ordinary people will be scared if they accidentally see it. I don't know if you can..." Meng Zhang looked at One of the ancient ferocious beasts, he still made suggestions cautiously.
"You don't have to be like this. I said before that I won't eat you. Since I said it, I will do it. You don't need to use honorifics, just call me by my name." Zhong Kunyi said, and changed back to It looks like a pompom.
"Zhong Kunyi, can I... hold you like before?" Meng Zhang seemed to know that his request was too much, when Meng Zhang said, his face was a little red, and his voice was also showing tension.
It's no wonder that Meng Zhang knows that the cute rabbit in front of him is a jiao, but he still wants to hold it like before.It was because it didn't recover its sanity before, but now that he has not only recovered its sanity, but also exchanged names with him, if Meng Zhang still thinks so, he will suffer!In case, someone is not happy, Meng Zhang has a proper Chinese meal!
However, as a plush lover, it is really too rare to find a pet that can resist Longwei.Therefore, even facing the end of being eaten, Meng Zhang still asked under pressure.
"Huh? Forget it. Seeing that you haven't left me outside to fend for myself these days, I will allow you, and you can be like before." After finishing speaking, Zhong Kunyi turned her rabbit face away, Don't look at Meng Zhang anymore.
"Really? That's great, thank you, Zhong Kun Yi!" As he spoke, Meng Zhang picked up Zhong Kun Yi's rabbit and kissed it on the nose.
Then, I happily called to order takeaway.Only Chung Kun Yi Rabbit was left, sitting blankly on the sofa.Then, Zhong Kunyi's rabbit fur turned pink, and some suspicious red liquid flowed out of his nose.
This surprised Zhong Kunyi, ignoring that Meng Zhang was just outside the door, he jumped to the bathroom and began to wash his face.
"Zhong Kunyi? What's the matter with you?" When Meng Zhang finished making the call to order food, he saw Zhong Kunyi sitting on the sofa with a face full of water, rubbing his face with a fleshy pad.
"My face was dirty, so I went to wash it. But the towel was too high, and I couldn't reach it." Zhong Kunyi answered Meng Zhang without blushing while wiping off the water on his face.
"Oh, then I will pay attention next time and leave you a set of toiletries. By the way, I have prepared another basket for you when you sleep at night. Why don't you feel wronged and sleep in?" Meng Zhang looked at Fluffy Zhong Kunyi said with some regret.
Anyone who hugged a fluffy pet and slept for so long, and suddenly did not have this benefit, Meng Zhang was of course very sorry.However, since people are already awake, sleeping in separate beds must be implemented.
"I want to sleep in bed!" Zhong Kunyi suddenly raised her head after hearing this, staring straight at Meng Zhang. "You don't need to prepare another place for me to sleep. I don't exert much strength now, and it will be cold at night. It's okay for two big men to sleep together. Or, are you actually a female?"
Zhong Kunyi not only rejected Meng Zhang's suggestion of bed separation, but also accused her of being a female.This is not too much, what is too much? !So, that night, Meng Zhang still fell asleep with his pompom in his arms.
But Zhong Kunyi turned back into a human form after Meng Zhang fell asleep.And this is completely different from what Zhong Kunyi said before: I can't change my human form for a while!
The first thing Zhong Kunyi did when she returned to her human form was that instead of opening her mouth to bite Meng Zhang, she slowly hugged Meng Zhang in her arms.Then she kissed his forehead and fell asleep together in her arms.
The next day, it was still dark.Zhong Kunyi opened his eyes early.Looking at Meng Zhang who was still sleeping soundly, Zhong Kunyi turned back into the pompom body again, slipped back into Meng Zhang's arms, and closed his eyes.
☆、About Zhongkunyi
Zhong Kunyi wasn't originally called Zhong Kunyi, he had a hard-to-pronounce name called Fang Fangtu.It's just that this name is too uncultured.Later, he met a person and gave him a new name, so he changed his name to Zhong Kunyi.
Chung Kun Yi's ethnicity is very powerful, called Ji.So what did Zhong Kunyi do when he was Fang Fangtu?
Yan, according to the "Yan Po Yu Tan", is shaped like a rabbit, with long pointed ears, only about a foot long.The lion was afraid of it, and Gai Yu drowned and rotted.But people still generally call it "stone lion", which often stands on Huabiao and roofs.The stepping dragon on the top of the Huabiao pillar (that is, roaring towards the sky) roars at the sky, which is regarded as conveying the will of heaven and conveying the feelings of the people.
Ji, is an incomparably mighty divine beast!According to legend.Nuwa, Haotian, and Fuxi are collectively called one of the four ancient gods. The reason why they are called gods and beasts is that their appearance and wisdom are no different from those of gods and beasts.It is even said that Ji is the originator of all mythical and evil beasts.Either way, J is the strongest beast.Moreover, it is the only one in the world.
In ancient times, J's status was unmatched. After all, J was transformed from the bones in front of Pangu's forehead and possessed an invincible body.It is said that Haotian, Nuwa, and Fuxi, who exist together, need to spend a lot of effort to break open J's body, let alone other gods and beasts.Yu is not only physically strong, but also feeds on dragons!
Therefore, Fang Fangtu is very proud of being the only surviving jiao from ancient times.His name was left to him by the consciousness of the father god Pangu.
The sky is round and the earth is round. "Fang" is the respect for the ancestor of Ji. "Fang" is also the starting point of living things, and it also has the meaning of beginning.As the originator of all evil beasts, Pangu hoped that he would be kind and virtuous, and down-to-earth, so he called him "earth".
However, since the prehistoric period, after the open and secret struggles among the gods and Buddhas.Fang Fangtu was merciful to his words and ate a few less dragons. This kind of thing that obviously violated his own meaning was completely forgotten.
In his own words, anyway, there are so many bad guys, he is not bad.He can't be sorry for his identity, can he?
So, the first immeasurable robbery, the first robbery of the Dragon and Han Dynasty, when the protagonists: the three clans of dragon, phoenix, and unicorn, fought for the boss, when blood flowed like a river.
As an ancient god, Fang Fangtu does not participate in the battle.He mainly appears in places where there are dragons. As long as a dragon dies, he can have a full meal without doing anything.
Later, the three clans went into seclusion, and Fang Fangtu regretted it for a long time after he was not easily born.Although other animals are not unpalatable, dragons are delicious!What should I do if I can't eat anymore?
The second catastrophe, the great catastrophe of the Lich, the protagonist: the second family of the Lich.This time Fang Fangtu ate a lot of sprites and monsters that became spirits.What?Big witch?Forget it, it's okay that the thing looks ugly, it's also unpalatable.
The third catastrophe, the great catastrophe of conferring gods, the protagonist: Chan, cuts off the second religion.This time, Fang Fangtu had nothing to eat, so he could only touch his stomach and occasionally pick up some little monsters to fill his stomach.As a dragon who likes to eat dragons, he hasn't had enough for a long time.So, after Conferred God Tribulation, he went to sleep for a while.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I found that the whole prehistoric world had been broken.In order to save other creatures in Honghuang, the ancient gods divided Honghuang into three realms and six realms.The three realms are: Mysterious Realm, Celestial Realm and Human Realm.The six paths are: practice path, spiritual path, secular path, ghost path, demon path and animal path.
Fang Fangtu felt that there were no more dragons to eat in the mysterious world and the human world, so he happily decided to stay in the human world.After all, he had been to the human world during the immeasurable calamity. Although the food in the human world was not enough to eat, the taste was still very good!In this way, our local brother got a residence permit in the human world, and the period is unlimited.
During the Western Jin Dynasty, the dragon veins in Shenzhou were damaged, which led to the invasion of China by foreigners.And Fang Fangtu also turned into a prototype because of the thin aura.In this historically known period as the "Five Random Chinas", the rabbit that Fang Fangtu transformed into was actually very difficult to survive.
Refugees eat anything, and a rabbit is a good meal.Although he is not a rabbit, he will not be killed by people.However, no one would want to be caught making soup.
But luckily, he was picked up by a young green dragon (compared with Tu Ge).He was also named Chung Kun Yi.Xiao Qinglong still murmured and said aloud: "Zhongxin entrusts the bright moon, and Kunpi enters the arms of the king. The appearance is dignified, and the pulse is ready to speak. You should call Zhongkunyi!"
Fang Fangtu looked at him, as if he had just grown up and came down to the human world to practice.Although the skin is a person, the soul is a dragon.
The name of this little green dragon is Zhang'er, and it is a very cute green dragon.Although I don't know what the name Zhang has to do with green, but I can nest in the arms of a delicious green dragon every day.Even if you can't eat it, you can still smell it.
It's a pity that the skin of the green dragon who came to practice later died and returned to the mysterious world.I don't know if I can see you again.
Fang Fangtu, who didn't have Xiaoqinglong to take care of him, lived in the deep mountains and old forests because he was afraid of being discovered by others.Anyway, this time, I'm not afraid of being discovered.
However, because the aura of heaven and earth was draining too quickly, Brother Tu fell into a deep sleep again.When I opened my eyes again, it was already a new scene.
At this time, Brother Tu looked at the young man who was only about sixteen, but the soul in his bones was about [-] years old.Although Rabbit Face is calm, his heart is turbulent.
As a local brother who hasn't eaten dragon for a long time, he will never forget the delicious soul before he fell asleep.Isn't this the green dragon named Zhang'er!
It's really a good reincarnation, the delicious little green dragon that he has been thinking about.No matter what, after more than 500 years, he still met him!
At this time, Brother Tu, who was still in his arms, lay obediently in Meng Zhang's arms, smelling the fragrance from Qing Longzhen's body, and silently sucking his saliva.
Later, in order to get close to this delicious green dragon, Ade pretended to lose consciousness and disguised himself as a rabbit, and successfully got the benefits of being hugged by Meng Zhang every day.
Every day, I wake up in the arms of the delicious little green dragon, and my hair is smoothed.Although the carrots and vegetables are not tasty, Brother Tu is already very happy to be able to smell the green dragon meat.
As for when to eat this silly green dragon?Hmm... Brother Tu looked at Meng Zhang who was holding him carefully in his arms, and decided not to think about it for now.
After all, it has been too long, and the spiritual power in Fang Fangtu's body cannot be replenished in a short while.Even if it can transform into a human form, it still takes a certain amount of mana to stun and roast a [-]-year-old green dragon.
Thinking of this, the naked Fang Fangtu looked down at the sleeping Meng Zhang, blushed, turned back into a rabbit, and got into Meng Zhang's arms again.
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☆、A day with Mr. Yan
Since Zhong Kunyi woke up, the funds of Meng Zhang's family began to decline rapidly.Although Meng Zhang has recently started to take commercials, but he is a little-known role, so he can't make much money.
Before, when Zhong Kunyi was not awake, Meng Zhang only needed to prepare carrots and vegetables.But when they are awake, they are not rabbits, so of course they can eat anything.Therefore, when Meng Zhang ordered takeaway, he always wanted to order one for Zhong Kunyi.
However, Zhong Kunyi didn't think so.As an ancient beast, it's fine if you can't eat dragons, why do you still eat waste oil?Meng Zhang is a green dragon, be careful to eat a black dragon!
"Hey! You are also one of the four great beasts. Is it reasonable to eat boxed meals every day?" After eating boxed meals for three consecutive months, Zhong Kunyi nestled in Meng Zhang's arms, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.
"However, the food in his house is not bad, and there is little waste oil. I don't know how to cook, as long as there is something to eat. In our situation, it is impossible to ask a nanny to cook!" Meng Zhang touched He touched Zhong Kunyi's hair to appease him.
Although Meng Zhang doesn't particularly like to eat boxed lunches, he can only eat boxed lunches every day who knows nothing about cooking.
Before, Zhong Kunyi disliked the unpalatable takeaway ordered by Meng Zhang and wanted Meng Zhang to cook by himself.Thinking about living for such a long time, how can I know a few good dishes.In the end, the appearance was passable, but the result made Zhong Kunyi vomit out after taking a bite.
"Come on, I really owe you. You don't need to order takeout, and you don't need to hire a babysitter. I'll take care of the meal!" After Zhong Kunyi disliked Meng Zhang again, she stopped Meng Zhang from continuing to torment the kitchen move.
"You really can? There won't be any problem, right? The aura in the world is not as strong as before, and you haven't eaten for a long time to replenish it. Although you can absorb the aura in the air, you haven't eaten for a long time, can you do it?" After Meng Zhang was stopped, Zhong Kunyi was a little embarrassed to think that Zhong Kunyi had only eaten vegetables and fruits in the past few months, so he asked cautiously.
"Don't worry, there is something I didn't tell you. Because you practice automatically while sleeping, I can absorb more spiritual energy in your arms. Now I can temporarily restore my human form. However, the time is limited, only two hours a day." Said, Zhong Kunyi jumped out of Meng Zhang's arms and turned into a naked man.
"Hey! Why isn't your doll wearing clothes?" Meng Zhang was taken aback by the sudden situation, and saw Zhong Kunyi's good figure again.Although he was a little envious, he still screamed out.
"The main body of this seat is also red, why do you wear clothes? You, wearing these things every day, don't feel tired." Zhong Kunyi didn't care about this, after all, he came here all these years ago Yes, there is no difference.
"This is not allowed. If you are seen by others like this, you will be arrested! Moreover, no matter whether it is a demon or a god or an immortal, you must abide by the rules of the world, or you will be arrested." Said, Meng Zhang led Zhong Kunyi to the bedroom and found a set of clothes at the bottom of the bedroom wardrobe.
"Is this for me?" Zhong Kunyi looked at the casual sportswear in his hand and tilted his head at Meng Zhang.
"Yes, this was given by the manufacturer when I shot a sportswear advertisement before. Because the size is a bit big, I haven't worn it after washing it. It's just for you." Meng Zhang said, looking at the 190-cent Zhong Kun Yi, thinking about her height of 178, almost wanted to hit someone.
Although he complained a thousand times inside, Meng Zhang still helped Zhong Kunyi, who had not worn modern clothes, put on the clothes and instructed him how to choose the clothes that fit him.After all, it is impossible for him to let this jiao live with him.
"This clothes are much easier to wear than the previous Hanfu. Before I fell asleep, I met a person who wore many layers of clothes. Moreover, every time I take a bath, the waist-length hair is very difficult to wash." Looking at the body Chung Kun Yi narrowed his eyes, recalling the past.
"Can you tell me which dynasty you are talking about?" Meng Zhang was curious, how long has it been since Zhong Kunyi wore human clothes.
"It's been too long. The person I'm talking about was from the Western Jin Dynasty. However, before that, I had already turned into a prototype. Before turning into a prototype, the last person I saw seemed to be Xu Fu. He I took a group of boys and girls to Ryukyu. After that, I never turned into a human form again." Zhong Kunyi said, touching Meng Zhang's head and pressing the whole person on it.
"Hey, say... it's done, you...you...you won't...no...you will eat me!" Meng Zhang felt Zhong Kunyi's hot breath in his ear, the whole dragon was not well, and he spoke They all stuttered.
"Don't worry, I'll go to the kitchen to cook later, don't you still have a live broadcast? Don't forget!" Saying that, Zhong Kunyi let go of Meng Zhang, got up and went to the kitchen.
"Phew, I was scared to death! No, I'm going to be late for the live broadcast!" Meng Zhang came back to his senses, checked the time, and hurried to the live broadcast room.
"Hello, hello, everyone, I'm your Angel, long time no see, I miss you very much!" Meng Zhang began to greet everyone in the live broadcast room.
"My little angel, why did it take you so long to come, my sister misses you!"
"Little angel, you make me think so much, by the way, where is your cute rabbit?"
"Yes, yes, where did Angel's pompom go?"
Afterwards, there was a series of bullet screens. Apart from greetings, they just asked where the pompom had gone. After all, it was impossible for such a cute thing to appear for a long time and then suddenly disappear.
"Thank you for your concern. Pompom has caught a cold recently, so it was sent to the pet hospital." Meng Zhang thought for a while and told a little lie.
"Oh my god, the little cute pompom has caught a cold! Angel, you have to take good care of it!"
"Angels should also take good care of themselves, don't catch a cold too!"
"Hey, hey, don't you guys think that the angel in the green T-shirt today looks like an onion?"
"That's right, we'll be called Angel Xiaocong from now on, okay?"
Immediately afterwards, a string of gifts appeared on the screen.Dazzling.
"Thank you for the rocket launcher from 'I Love Little Angel', thank you for the Lamborghini in 'Little Cutie Is Mine', and thank you for the Ferris wheel given away by Momo Momo...... Well, as for the name, you can call it whatever you want." Meng Meng Zhang repeatedly failed to stop the gift giving, so he could only thank everyone when they gave gifts.And certified the name "onion".
"Is Xiao Cong still eating and broadcasting today? Why didn't I see takeaway?" A bullet screen floated over.
"Don't always eat takeaway shallots, it's not good for your health." Another bullet screen floated past.
"Ah, I don't want to eat takeaway all the time, but I don't know how to cook, and my friends say my cooking is terrible. What to do, I'm also very desperate." Meng Zhang looked at the barrage, making a face that he couldn't love.
"Oh my god, what a cute expression, the expression pack has been screenshotted."
"Xiao Cong, by the way, do you need a nanny who has gone to college, can cook, and is cute?"
"What are you talking about upstairs? Xiao Cong looks at me, I don't need a salary, I went to college, I can cook, I can be cute, and I can warm the bed!"
"Go, go, Xiaocong is mine, I can do everything, and I don't need a salary, Xiaocong chooses me!"
After a while, all kinds of job-seeking information on the bullet screen filled the entire live broadcast room, making the newcomers look confused, what is onion?Did you enter the wrong live broadcast room?
However, after a while, the newcomer was popularized by the old man and joined the ranks of job seekers.For a while, Meng Zhang didn't know how to answer.
As the blue dragon with the best temper among the four holy beasts, Meng Zhang is usually very gentle, as long as he doesn't touch his Ni Lin, he won't get angry.
Therefore, in the current situation, he could only look at the phone screen blankly, with his eyes blank, and smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to do.
"What are you staring at in a daze, without talking during the live broadcast? The meal is ready, come and eat!" At this moment, a voice came from the kitchen, and then a plate of mixed fried rice appeared on the screen with one hand.
After that, a handsome guy appeared on the screen.Moreover, he leaned on Meng Zhang's body with his hands encircling from behind, and his chin was still on Meng Zhang's shoulder.
At this time, the barrage suddenly exploded.
"Ahhhhh, long time no see, I found a handsome guy who can cook at Xiao Cong's house!"
"The handsome guy is so considerate, and the hug on his back is so cute!"
"Handsome, ask for your name!!"
As a 3-year-old single dragon, Meng Zhang didn't know that there was a creature that vomited blood because of the relationship between Meng Zhang and Zhong Kunyi.He just tilted his head and looked at Zhong Kunyi strangely, and then he focused on the assorted fried rice.
"It's okay. You can eat, I'll help you broadcast for a while." Looking at Meng Zhang who was staring at the fried rice but couldn't give up the live broadcast, Zhong Kunyi opened his mouth to help him out.
"Thank you!" After speaking, Meng Zhang buried himself in the assorted fried rice without raising his head.
"Hi, I'm Zhong Kunyi. You can call me Fang Fangtu, or Brother Tu. I'm a good friend of Xiao Cong's who you call Xiao Cong. I'm temporarily staying at his house." Zhong Kunyi replied politely.
"Oh, then, Brother Tu will take care of the food for Xiao Cong, right?"
"Handsome Fang Fangtu still lives in Angel's house!"
"The tone is very intimate, and there is a feeling of 'Thank you for taking care of my little onion during this time'!"
"I just have one question. I just said that I want to apply for my Cong. Who are the babysitters?" Zhong Kunyi looked at the barrage on the screen and asked with a smile.
"Why can I feel a murderous aura even through the screen, it must be an illusion!"
"So possessive, I like it! Domineering CEO Gong!"
"Happy marriage for a hundred years, grow old forever!"
"it is good
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