The first ugly man in the immortal world [System]

The abbot said: "I know you are not from this world, would you like to go back?"

Su Chuchen knew that he was in the way of Xuan Cheng, and this was probably the best choice the abbot of Xiling Temple could give him, so he hesitated for a while before agreeing.

It was a coincidence that he traveled back then, and there was nothing wrong with going back.

Besides, Taoist Zuo Yun's self-explosion may be due to some secret method he used, or it may be just a coincidence. Except for Master Xiao's death, the rest of the affected people were only slightly injured, and their lives were not seriously affected. .

The death of the head of Shen Yuluoyan's generation really made many monks in the world of cultivating immortals sigh, but that's all.

After the abbot of Xiling Temple resolved Su Chuchen's incident, he announced Xuancheng's next abbot in the temple.

After hearing such an announcement, Qingxu, the abbot's younger brother, wanted to make trouble again, but was stopped by the abbot.

The abbot was going to say something to his junior brother.

Qingxu glanced at the abbot, and didn't want to talk to the abbot, but he took out a chicken leg from nowhere and prepared to eat it silently.

Then Qingxu heard Abbot suddenly say: "I saw Miao Shiyu."

Qingxu was taken aback, the chicken leg fell to the ground, he looked at his senior brother, thinking that he might have an auditory hallucination.

The abbot said again: "She still asked me about you."

Qingxu couldn't understand what his senior brother was talking about, and after a long time, he found his voice and said: "Isn't she dead?" As for who she is, it is self-evident.

The abbot said: "He is not dead, he has ascended."

Qingxu laughed foolishly.

The abbot asked Qingxu: "Are you going to continue to worry about this matter of old sesame seeds and rotten millet? Do you still want Xuan Jing to be the abbot of this Xiling Temple?"

Qingxu shook his head again and again, he remembered something, and asked awkwardly: "What did she... ask me?"

The abbot gave his junior brother a very imaginative smile.

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modern.

After coming to his previous world, Su Chuchen originally thought about continuing to practice. After all, he remembered all the secret methods of cultivation in his mind, but when he really came back, he realized that everything was just his extravagant wish.

Why is it not allowed to become refined after the founding of the country?

Because there is no aura!

In a world without aura, how would he cultivate?

So, Su Chuchen could only get off work and go to work step by step. After all, if he wanted to survive, he had to ask for money.Of course, he will also go to some jade shops or places with famous mountains and rivers during holidays, just in case he can discover the aura!

In this way, the spiritual energy was not discovered, but the days passed day by day.

One day, when Su Chuchen was staying at home, he suddenly heard the doorbell ring. He got up to open the door, and then looked up in a daze.

Su Chuchen looked at the person in front of him, and stammered, "Xuan, Xuancheng?"

Xuan Cheng clasped his hands together: "Amitabha Buddha is so good."

Su Chuchen patted himself: "I must be dreaming."

Xuan Cheng said: "I came here to look for you because I have something to give you, which my master forgot to give you at that time."

Su Chuchen asked the other party stupidly: "Am I really dreaming?"

So Su Chuchen struggled with the question of whether he was dreaming for a long time, tried all kinds of methods, and finally determined that he was not dreaming.

Then Su Chuchen remembered, and asked Xuan Cheng beside him, "What is it?"

A small bag appeared out of nowhere in Xuan Cheng's hand.

Su Chuchen's eyes lit up instantly when he saw this bag, and he shouted, "This is my storage bag!"

Xuan Cheng nodded.

Su Chuchen quickly took the storage bag from Xuancheng to look at the spirit stones inside. As long as there are spirit stones, he can practice in this world!

There are spirit stones in Su Chuchen's storage bag, but not many. If he really wants to practice in this world, he probably can only last for a while.

So Su Chuchen was disappointed after reading it. He turned his eyes to Xuan Cheng who was at the side, "hehe" laughed, and said in his mouth: "Master, can I trouble you for a while?"

Xuan Cheng said: "What?"

Su Chuchen said: "There is no spiritual energy in this world. If you want to cultivate, you must rely on spiritual stones, but I don't have many spiritual stones. Can you lend me some?"

Xuan Cheng said: "I can borrow it from you, when will I pay it back?"

Su Chuchen: "..."

Su Chuchen said: "You just say whether you will give it or not?"

As soon as Su Chuchen finished speaking, another storage bag appeared in Xuancheng's hand.

Su Chuchen snatched it up and took a look, and saw a lot of spirit stones. He was excited, but his hands were empty.

Xuan Cheng said: "I can't give you all, I can only give you half."

After hearing this, Su Chuchen asked, "Why?"

Xuan Cheng said: "I will practice in this world in the future."

Su Chuchen was stunned. He didn't understand: "Have you not ascended yet? How can you step through the void without ascending?"

Xuan Cheng did not answer this question.

Su Chuchen suddenly remembered how he came back to this world, and he asked, "You also asked your master to help?"

Xuan Cheng still didn't speak, but Su Chuchen knew that his guess was correct, but he couldn't figure it out, how could Xuan Cheng's master agree to this matter?But now, it doesn't matter anymore.

Su Chuchen looked at Xuan Cheng, and said generously, "I'll give you half of the Lingshi!"

He said again: "By the way, do you know? Monks in my world can get married now, and now you can fulfill your original promise."

Xuan Cheng raised his eyelids and glanced at Su Chuchen, and replied, "I know." He added, "But in this country where you live, isn't it true that same-sex marriages are not allowed?"

After hearing this, Su Chuchen gritted his teeth and said, "Immigrate! Immigrant tomorrow!"

End of the full text.

The author has something to say: Laugh three times! ! !

I'm done!

It's finally over!Not easy!

Finally, there is an article with more than 15 words in the column. I believe it will get better and better in the future, and one day the title of "Short Man" will be removed.

In addition, I would like to ask for an advance receipt for the next article, which is "Come and Listen to Me Playing a Little Song" next door. It is also a true text of Gu Yanxiu, but the system has changed to the Jiansan system. Here, I would like to give thanks to everyone who collected it~