Longyang Anecdote

Last time, it was said that the Rabbit God passed by a Taoyuan and accepted a flower as his apprentice. He granted him a spiritual root and asked him to go to the mortal world to help a man named Yin Shan. If he fulfilled his wish, he would become a fairy. That Hua'er was naturally overjoyed, but when she came to the mortal world for the first time, she lingered and forgot to return. When she remembered Yin Shan, it was already too late, so she climbed over the wall and entered Yin's house, but happened to meet Yin Shan, it was not fate.

Rao felt that the boy was not malicious, but he had to ask some questions clearly. Yin Shan thought for a while and asked, "What's your name, where are you from? How did you know my name?"

Hua'er only felt that this person had so many problems and was annoying to death, so she replied curtly, "My name is Taohua, I come from the mountain, please tell me quickly, how can you be happy?"

Peach blossoms from the mountains?Yin Shan only felt that this person was not telling the truth, so his face turned cold, and he scolded, "Where did you come from, you little liar, tell me quickly how you can enter the gate of my Yin family, if you don't tell the truth again, I will arrest you carefully." Send it to the government."

He made a cold face, Taohua had never been scolded like this before, and immediately felt a sense of grievance, pursed his lips, and was about to cry, "What are you doing?"

Yin Shan also felt that his tone was too harsh, but he was not considered vicious, but this little man's eyes were red, his brows were lightly frowned, and he looked terribly wronged. Yin Shan's heart softened, so he could only say softly, "Mo I'm afraid, I won't kill you, just tell me how you got into my Yin's house."

Hua'er saw that he softened his tone, was gentle with his relatives, like a spring breeze, and immediately felt that he was a good person, not at all as dangerous as Die Er, who had practiced with him, said that the side was dangerous, so she told the truth truthfully, "I flipped through The wall came in, your wall is so short, I only need a little demon power to get in."

Yin Shan's eyebrows twitched, "Monster power?"

"Hmm..." Hua'er pouted, and then smiled joyfully, "I am a flower, named Peach Blossom, my master asked me to help you fulfill your wish, so that I can become a fairy."

What Taohua said was so naive, she completely forgot the instructions of the Rabbit God, and foolishly turned her identity to the sky.

No wonder Yin Shan froze on the spot and didn't know how to answer. If he was afraid, he would be afraid of spirits. After all, they have superhuman powers, but the young man in front of him is so delicate and cute, how can he make people feel a little bit of fear? .

"You said... you are a demon?"

Peach Blossom nodded, seeing Yin Shan's eyes glazed over, she thought she didn't believe in herself, so she used some demonic power to conjure up a handful of peach blossoms and gave it to Yin Shan.

Yin Shan saw with his own eyes a handful of peach blossoms appearing in his hands for no reason, he was very surprised, and thought, he really is a flower demon.

Seeing that he was going to give flowers to himself, he felt soft in his heart, and unconsciously forgot to be prepared and stretched out his hands to pick them up. Unexpectedly, the bunch of flowers that he had just received would suddenly turn into a bunch of spiders, which made his hands tremble in fright, The son fell to the ground and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

That Hua'er got a prank, stood aside and fell down laughing, very happy.

Yin Shan was helpless and annoyed, "You don't say you help me fulfill my wish, why are you teasing me and making me angry on purpose, do you still want to become a fairy?"

When Hua'er saw Yin Shanjing's threat to him, she was a little annoyed at first, but after thinking about it later, she realized that what he said was reasonable, and she had a heavy life, so she must not annoy him because of a joke and affect her own success. Fairy plan.

He hugged Yin Shan's strong waist, buried his head in front of the man's chest and kept rubbing, coquettishly saying, "I'm sorry."

Yin Shan was so dawdled that an evil fire shot up from his tailbone, and it was numb, but in the public, maybe someone would pass by, how could he be so hustle, so he had to ruthlessly push the person away, saying, " You... that's all, you come to my room first."

Tao Hua'er used to act coquettishly with the tree spirits and flower demons who were much older than him in the mountains. As long as they act coquettishly like this, the monsters who are much stronger than him will not be angry at his pranks, and will only reprimand them helplessly. In a word, let him go.

Seeing the same with Yin Shan, Hua'er thought to herself that her tricks of fooling were getting better and better, and it was more than enough to deal with such a mortal man, and her heart became more and more confident in becoming a fairy.

"It's delicious!"

Tao Hua'er chewed the roast chicken, held the crispy pastry in one hand, and the chicken leg in the other, and took a sip of the soup passed by Yin Shan in the gap, feeling very satisfied, and looked at Yin Shan very intimately.

Yin Shan, "..."

As soon as he returned to the room, he heard a grunt, and only then did he know that Hua'er didn't eat. Originally, Hua'er didn't need to eat. He could fill his stomach by absorbing spiritual energy in the mountains every day, but there is too much turbidity in the world. In a daze, he hadn't eaten for a day, and he said that he was a good monster, and he would never do dirty things that suck people's blood, so he was hungry until now.

Yin Shan secretly thought that Hua'er was merciful, although she was naughty, she was still innocent and cute, so she invited the girl to serve a table of wine and food.

On weekdays, Yin Shan said one thing at home and was cold-hearted and cold-hearted. Even if the girl was curious about Tao Hua's identity, she didn't dare to ask.

So I went to clean up a table of meaty wine and dishes.

Yin Shanyuan thought that Hua'er liked vegetarian food, and felt that Hua'er would not like the big fish and meat at the table, and was about to ask someone to come in to inquire about the crime, but he didn't want Hua'er to curiously grab a slice of thin and transparent beef and put it in his mouth. After a while, his eyes lit up, and he spontaneously grabbed the meat with his bare hands and ate it.

Only then did he know that it was the first time Hua'er ate that meat, and he felt that there was such a delicious thing in the world, so he ate it to his heart's content.

Yin Shan was afraid that he would get tired of eating too much meat, so he took this bowl of light white fungus and lotus seeds to relieve his boredom, but he didn't even touch it, he just grabbed the braised pork and roasted chicken and stuffed it into his mouth.

Helpless, he could only take the bowl by himself and find a gap to feed him.

The atmosphere is also harmonious.

After eating and drinking, Hua'er really felt a pain in his swollen stomach, he had never felt like this before, he just felt that his belly was about to burst, and cried out anxiously.

Yin Shan had no choice but to pull him onto the bed, press his abdomen with one hand, and rub it slowly, the flower felt much more comfortable in an instant, and immediately turned pale with fright, "You, you, you... are you a monster? Why doesn't my stomach hurt anymore?"

Yin Shan was amused by him, and felt that this little flower was not at all like the monster who ate human flesh and drank human blood to assist him in his cultivation, but rather like a young master who didn't know much about the world.

Hua'er only felt that the stomach was very comfortable being gently rubbed by someone, so she untied her clothes and directly pressed the man's big hand on his snow-white belly. On the skin and flesh, I only feel crisp and numb, and the whole body is soft, sweet and joyful.

Poor Yin Shan sees his snow-white skin, dogwood on his chest, cute red, his hands are still clinging to the corroded flesh, how can he hold back, he feels his lower body ready to move,

But I couldn't bear to hurt Hua'er, so I had to endure it secretly. After a while, a lot of sweat broke out between my forehead and hair.

Hua'er was rubbed comfortably at first, and was a little drowsy, but felt that the palm on her belly became hotter and hotter. When she opened her eyes, she saw Yin Shan was dripping with sweat, her cheeks were slightly red, and she felt strange. It's still spring, when it's neither hot nor cold, why is he sweating so much?

He also thought that he was here to help him be happy, but now he is being served by others. If his master finds out, it would be great not to let him practice immortality.

Thinking of this, Hua'er couldn't bear it any longer, she jumped up, and regardless of her half-faded clothes, she pulled Yin Shan to lie down on the bed, lay on him and undressed him, just thinking about it Rubbing his belly for him to refresh himself.

Unexpectedly, Yin Shan's eyes were red, his body was bulging, and he looked extremely hot.

Hua'er was feeling strange, only to see steaming heat, standing upright towards the sky, baring its teeth and waving its claws, it was truly terrifying.

He asked, "Why is this?"

It turned out that Hua'er hadn't been human yet, the monsters in his mountain were all kind-hearted monsters who devoted themselves to cultivation, no one had ever taught him such a thing, he felt strange why he couldn't raise himself like this.

That Yin Shan was tortured by Hua'er, how could he bear it, endured the itching and numbness on his body, turned over and pressed Hua'er under him, and said in a low voice, "Didn't you say that your master came to tell you to make me happy?" ? I’m here to teach you.”

When Hua'er heard this, she said happily, "Teach me quickly."

Yin Shan's lips curled into an evil smile, and he rubbed Hua'er's whole body with his big hands, which only made him turn red, and there was also a trace of itchiness for no reason.

Where did the flower pass by like this, it felt both scary and beautiful, for a while she wanted him to stop but didn't want him to stop, for a while she felt empty and unbearable, her body also trembled and dawdled non-stop.

Hua'er was so frightened that she cried, she was limp herself, when she woke up, she felt weird and terrible, her almond eyes filled with tears, she asked repeatedly, "What's wrong with me."

Yin Shan saw that his small face was slightly wrinkled, and his big wet eyes were looking at him, feeling distressed and itchy, so he coaxed softly, "Don't be afraid of flowers, this place is for your happiness, I'll teach you how to do it." you."

That Yin Shan was not as vicious as the concierge was to him, and he also found a lot of delicious food to feed him. Hua'er had long regarded him as a close person, and believed everything she said, and she was slightly relieved at the moment, but still Some felt terrible, and couldn't help feeling a little bit wronged, "Then don't hurt me."

He said this delicately, which softened Yin Shan's heart, and he repeatedly agreed, "I will definitely not hurt you."

After finishing speaking, he took Hua'er's two jade hands, kneaded and caressed the place where both of them were sore and itchy, but his own big hands went behind Hua'er.

The flowers are not Yin Shan's opponents who have experienced in flower fields for a long time. After a while, they only smell the fragrance of flowers and honey, but they don't feel the fishy smell at all. They only feel sweet and not greasy.

Yin Shan was surprised, and then he put his arms around the flowers in his arms and smiled, "It's really a lot of fun."

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