Longyang Anecdote

Today we are talking about a place called "Yunya Mountain" outside the city of Gusu. Because of the steep cliffs on the south side of Yunya Mountain, which go straight into the clouds, it got such a name. This Yunya Mountain is located at the junction of Gusu and Wuxi. If you climb over the hill, you can enter the boundary of Wuxi, and there is an endless stream of businessmen.

It's just rumored that there are some other things on Yunya Mountain. Every night, they come out to hook up with the merchant woodcutter. , never come back.

At first people didn't believe it, but later the government office of Gusu City received several cases, all of which reported the disappearance of family members, and the place where they disappeared was precisely that Yunya Mountain.

Wow, it's like boiling water in a pot, the rumors are getting more and more fierce, no one dares to go up that Yunya Mountain, they would rather take a long detour and go to another place, than dare to take a shortcut and go over that mountain.

This Yunya Mountain fell down like this and became a ghost mountain.

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"Lan Sheng, Lan Sheng, do you think this flower looks good when I bring it?"

"Go, go, don't play with me, I'm busy."

Wearing a white flower on his head, the little boy who looked like a scholar, who looked no more than fifteen or sixteen years old squatted aside and asked curiously, "What can you do?"

But the man named Lan Sheng was also dressed as a scholar, handsome and handsome, lying on the grass with a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth, swinging his legs every now and then, looking bored. look like.

Just looking closely, I felt that the faces of the two little brothers were pale and pale, with a faint tinge of black and white.

This is strange, it's late at night, how come there are two such flamboyant little brothers playing here on Yunya Mountain?

Looking again, I saw that the little boy wearing white flowers saw that Lan Sheng was ignoring him, and with a twist of his mouth, he took off the flowers and threw them on Lan Sheng, and said angrily, "I won't play with you anymore!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked a few steps to a grave, and burrowed into the bulging hill.

A gust of wind blew out the candles in front of the grave, leaving only green smoke curling up.

Lan Sheng spat out the dog's tail grass, and spat towards the grave, "You are very tempered. When you were tortured to death by your stepfather, why didn't you see you yelling at him."

The little boy from before poked his head out of the grave bag angrily, and said, "You are not allowed to mention him!"

Lan Sheng rolled his eyes, ignored the "neighbor" who was smoking from his head, stood up, waved his hands casually, and said, "I'm going out for a stroll."

The boy's name is Jin Lin, and he is the youngest son of a butcher family in Gusu City. Her mother was married twice, and her biological father died in battle. A butcher, but his mother died of a long-term illness.

He was left alone in his stepfather's house, struggling to survive until he was 15 years old when he was taking a bath when his stepfather sneaked in and tortured him to death.

Others knew about it, and they just lamented twice about their crimes, and his stepfather, who paid 20 taels of silver for the government, turned murder into suicide, forced into indiscretion, that's it, a thin coffin, a stone tablet, buried on this Yunya Mountain It's over.

He let out a mouthful of resentment, and became a lonely ghost, wandering around Yunya Mountain all day long, and then met Lan Sheng.

No one knows which family Lan Sheng is a child of and when he came to Yunya Mountain. Jinlin only knows that Lan Sheng has been on this Yunya Mountain for a long time. Hearing what happened to Jinlin, he took Jinlin with him Going down the mountain, I found the butcher, and I was so frightened that I frightened him into a madman, who couldn't take care of his own excrement and urine.

Jin Lin asked him, why not scare people to death once and for all, Lan Sheng smiled viciously, "Death is cheap, this dirty thing, it is good for him to live like this and suffer for a lifetime."

From then on, Jinlin regarded Lan Sheng as his eldest brother as soon as he shed tears, and became the only two lonely ghosts who stayed the longest on Yunya Mountain with him.

At the time of the second watch, when the spirit of ghosts is soaring to the sky, and it is the Qingming Festival recently, all the people from the graves on Yunya Mountain have appeared, and the little girl who died early not far away came out and shouted at Jinlin, "Brother Jinlin Where's Brother Lan Sheng? Yesterday we agreed to take me for a walk in the city today."

Jin Lin came out and said angrily, "Who knows where he went, let's go, I'll take you for a stroll, and check if your mother is feeling better."

As soon as she heard that she could go to her house to see her mother, the little girl smiled and nodded.

But Lan Sheng staggered to the middle of the mountain, remembering that he had promised the little girl next door to take her for a stroll around the city, so he rushed back in a hurry. Unexpectedly, he met a scholar on the way.

The scholar was carrying the book on his back, and he didn't see a bookboy with him. He saw Lan Sheng through his eyes, and hurried up and asked, "Master, where should I go to Wuxi?"

It was only then that Lan Sheng remembered that he had forgotten to be invisible, so he slid around the scholar a few times. The scholar had handsome features and dark skin, not like a scholar, but like a farmer.

"you ask me?"

The scholar seemed a little shy, scratched his head, cupped his hands and said, "My lord, I don't know. I'm from the capital. I went to Wuxi to find my relatives. I passed through Gusu. I heard that you can go to Wuxi by crossing Yunya Mountain. I'm a small student. I was poor, so I was greedy for this shortcut, but I didn't know the road well, and I got lost in this mountain, so I asked you to give me some pointers."

Lan Sheng laughed secretly in his heart, this idiot scholar asked who was wrong and bumped into me, if he didn't show some color, it would be hard for God to make arrangements.

Then he laughed and said, "Come with me, my little brother. It's late at night and it's dewy, so it's inconvenient to go on the road. Come to my house to have a rest and go to Wuxi tomorrow."

The scholar said gratefully, "Thank you, Young Master, for taking me in."

Lan Sheng was about to burst out laughing, how could he see such a dull scholar, it was quite funny, he teased him, "What's your name, brother? Don't call me a son, my name is Lan Sheng, what about you?"

The scholar replied, "My surname is Li, and my surname is Huaxia Tian."

"Li Huaitian..." Lan Sheng muttered a few words, "This name is amazing... Forget it, let's go quickly, we will be at my house soon."

After all, I took the scholar and walked forward. On the way, I made up a set of masters in the mountains. Both parents went out to do business, leaving him alone at home to practice calligraphy and study. He will be a scholar in the next year's provincial examination.

The scholar didn't doubt that there was him, and he said straightly that Lan Sheng was so talented and righteous that he was ashamed of himself.

Jiang Lansheng laughed until tears came out, but he had to endure it, it was so painful.

Halfway up the mountain, a farmer's household appeared in front of him. Although it was not luxurious, it was also neat and tidy. The scholar didn't know that this was Lan Sheng's usual magic house for amusing people and demons. They're all dying here, it's really a ecstasy.

Watching the scholar walk in step by step, Lan Sheng's lips curled up with a hint of charm, he took off his outer shirt, pulled off his middle coat, revealing his white and tender chest, he took the right moment, "Ouch!", and fell on the scholar , just waiting to embrace her full arms and get on her upper body, how can a scholar have the strength to refuse.

Unexpectedly, the scholar turned sideways for some reason and walked straight to the table. Lan Sheng had no time to say "Ouch". There was a burst of dust.

The scholar then turned his head, looked at Lan Sheng who was on the ground who was crying, and asked curiously, "Brother Lan Sheng, what happened? Why did you fall to the ground?"

Lan Sheng gritted his teeth, wishing he could drain the scholar's blood immediately, helped his waist, stood up barely, and said harshly, "My legs are weak."

The scholar put down his gag, quickly helped Lan Sheng to sit on the bed, squatted down, kneaded Lan Sheng's calf with his big hand, and said seriously, "My ancestors specialized in treating bruises, and I also learned it. Let me see for Brother Lan Sheng." look."

After finishing speaking, he took off Lan Sheng's shoes and socks, and touched them from bottom to top. The scholar's hands were strong, and his palms were hot. He stroked Lan Sheng's calf lightly. The scholar refused to let it go, and said, "Brother Lan Sheng, don't be afraid, I've got strength here."

Na Lansheng is not afraid, it is clear that the Chun (she) heart (in society) that is rubbed by this scholar will sprout (initiative) (initiative), and his cock will also swell up.Qiao Sheng gave an exhortation, lay down on the couch, and said softly, "Brother Li is a good crafter, it makes me very comfortable."

The scholar smiled honestly, "Wait a minute, I will rub it again, and after a while, my legs will feel soft and numb."

Lan Sheng promised twice indiscriminately, but that foot was not worry-free, one leg was being held by someone, and the other was sketched indiscriminately. , rubbed it a few more times, and made the scholar blushed, took a few steps back, and stammered, "Lan, brother Lan Sheng...you are..."

Seeing the anxious and flustered appearance of the scholar, it is impossible to say that he is still a virgin, full of positive energy, Lan Sheng was overjoyed, and even more energetically asked, "Brother Li, what's the matter? I still have a numbness." It's very bad, I just ask Brother Li to rub it for me, and loosen the knots."

The scholar stared straight at Lan Sheng's movements, and saw that Lan Sheng slowly took off his outer pants, and he was wearing nothing underneath. He was naked with white butt (male) butt (positive) egg (lian) son (ming) , covered with a thin layer of underwear, looming, the nosebleeds of the scholar's hook flowed horizontally, and the dryness rushed straight to the forehead.

No matter what, he rushes over to hug Lan Sheng, and kneads randomly. Lan Sheng, who kneads, laughs, "Brother, you can be gentle, I'm hurt by you."

How could the scholar stand up to such provocations, he tore off his clothes and wanted to move, but Lan Sheng stopped him, touched down, widened his eyes slightly, chuckled and said, "Brother, it's so big here!" Yes, if you rush in, I will suffer, and let me help you suck it first, and then we can do things after wetting it with water."

After finishing speaking, he bowed his head to the scholar and bent down...

On this side, Jinlin, who was wandering around with the little girl, overheard two barefoot woodcutters gossiping, "I heard that a very powerful Taoist priest came to the city."

"How do you know?"

"Hey, my younger brother works in the yamen. I heard from him that our yamen invited us from the capital to collect dirty things from that Yunya mountain. You can see that Yunya mountain will be ready soon." There's a way."

Jin Lin glared at him, exerted his powers, found some shit and put it in the man's bowl, bah!You are a dirty bastard!

If you want to know what is going on, listen to the next breakdown.

The author has something to say: I had a dream at noon today. I dreamed that my wives were going to divorce me. I cried and begged you not to get a divorce. I could even pay all my property. After pulling out more than 60 of my collections, my blood suddenly surged, and I almost had a heart attack.

Hey, it's such an abusive day, I need my wife to hug me and hold me high before I can get up.

Also, Happy Tomb-sweeping Day.