Longyang Anecdote

The smoker in the title, the word "smoke", in my case is the same as "yan", which is a false word.

Just kidding, the word "yan" cannot appear in the title, so this is the only way to replace it.This chapter is called "Sexy Ghost".

Last time, I said that the young master of the Mu family was very happy to see his former classmate. He showed the appearance of a second-generation ancestor. He wanted to support his family, but he was spat heavily. The classmate hurried away, leaving behind several scrolls of calligraphy and painting. When he opened it by coincidence, the person in the painting looked like jade. Lang, he looks really beautiful, and he is so fascinated by the second generation ancestor, the little rascal, who is deluded and out of shape. He wanted to appreciate it more carefully, but unexpectedly a friend invited him, so he had to press his nerves and rush to the appointment , the banquet was boring, so my friend brought up an actor to play.

The friend said, "Let's send someone to sing a song, turn off the lights when the singing is on, the lights are dark, and you can kiss whoever you want to hug, and you can (dog) make (face) with whoever you don't want, just turn on the light once , as long as the lamp is turned on and no one is found, he will be fined to run around the hall of Nanfeng Hall with his bare fart (pure) butt (clean) egg (wen) and son (ming) before turning off the light , there will be black lights groping around blindly, no matter how many people there are, it’s fine to play in one place.”

The so-called fox friends and dog friends are those bums who are ignorant all day long and only know how to eat, drink, play and tease cats and dogs. However, these bums are all sons of aristocratic families, and they can easily hang out with Mu Chaoyan on weekdays Well, as an actor, he doesn't have an elegant style, on the contrary, he is worse than that rough man in a merchant's well.

Everyone applauded in unison, if it was a normal day, Mu Chaoyan would still have had fun, but today, his heart and eyes are full of that Yulang in the painting, no matter how interesting an actor is, he doesn't feel like having much fun.

I wanted to evade, but my friend said, "I'm leaving tomorrow, I don't know when I'll be back, but you don't even give brother this face?"

Mu Chaoyan had no choice but to nod.

As soon as the actor started, he saw a little boy picking up a pipa and singing a little song. Under the lamplight, several attendants put out the lamp, and the room was completely dark, only the little boys could be heard calling out to the young master The buddies were joking.

Mu Chaoyan was so bored that he grabbed someone casually, and that person said softly, "Master, be gentle."

As soon as Mu Chaoyan heard it, he knew it was a young lady, so he lowered his head and wanted to kiss him. Unexpectedly, when his arms were empty, the young lady was snatched away, but he himself fell into someone else's arms.

He struggled a little, but he couldn't, so he could only say, "Which brother is it? But he touched the wrong person."

But the man said, "That's right, I'm looking for you!" His hands actually grabbed Mu Chaoyan's ass (oh) butt (oh) egg (oh) son (oh).

Mu Chaoyan was startled, and felt that the voice was very familiar, and it was almost similar to the farewell friend. At the moment, he was confused, he kicked and struggled wildly, and said anxiously, "What are you doing!"

The friend was also breathless, took a breath, and said anxiously, "You don't know how long I've missed you, you look like this, even the flower cards of Nanfeng Pavilion are incomparable, you just followed my brother, Just think of it as a brotherhood."

Mu Chaoyan was angry and impatient, thinking that the young master was thinking about other people's butt (public) butt (right) all day long, but he didn't expect his own (cheap) butt (clear) to be missed by others.

It's a pity that he didn't learn well in the past, and his family invited martial arts instructors to teach him self-defense, but he saw people with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and strong muscles. Didn't learn anything.

This time something happened, like a kitten caught by the back of the neck, flopping around inexorably, not hurting anyone at all, on the contrary, he was sweating from exhaustion.

Seeing that he was powerless, the man's movements became more and more annoying. Mu Chaoyan's almond eyes widened, and he was so anxious that he didn't know what to do. Fortunately, God loved him the most, and he touched a candlestick in a frantic frenzy. Immediately he was overjoyed, he didn't care about Sanqi, and threw it on the head.

Although that man is more powerful than Mu Chaoyan, he is still a delicate and precious young man. He is pampered and pampered on weekdays. Where has he been hurt or injured? , fell down softly, I don't know if I hit the right place, or I was dizzy from the pain.

Mu Chaoyan escaped from the tiger's mouth, how could he dare to stay here, so he ran outside, leaving the whole room to play around.

After running for two miles, he stopped to catch his breath just now, muttering and cursing while walking home.

Just when he was feeling depressed, he saw a man in white on the edge of the Slender West Lake in front of him. He was walking slowly with an indigo paper umbrella.

Oh hello, such a dewy encounter, it's not just a coincidence, it can be seen that the old man loves me alone, Mu Chaoyan's entire collar and sleeves, looking like a handsome young man, categorically forgot that just before, he was still caught The man was worried about his body and ran out in a panic.

It can be seen that this person is romantic, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is not (sex) and wants (wolf) face.

After tidying himself up, Mu Chaoyan walked forward slowly, bowed and said, "Excuse me, brother."

The man turned around, Mu Chaoyan looked at his face, and took a deep breath. His skin was like snow, and his eyebrows were jet-black. He had a gentle appearance, but his facial features were heroic, and he didn't have a female appearance. He was more sassy and capable. , like the figure of the exiled immortal, this, isn't this Yulang in the painting!

Seeing that he didn't speak after calling someone, the man asked impatiently, "What are you doing?"

The voice was like a nightingale crying, just two words, hooked Mu Chaoyan Hun'er away, he came back to his senses, and asked, "I'm bothering you, but it's just that your appearance... is really different from what I have today. I received a pair of portraits that are very similar, I was rude for a while, and I hope you will forgive me."

"Portrait?" The man rolled his eyes and asked with a smile, "But it's called Yulang?"

"That's right! It's called Yulang."

The man raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said, "Coincidentally, I am the character in that painting, named Yulang. That painting was drawn by one of my cousins. His friend liked it and said he borrowed it to appreciate it. Unexpectedly It was lost, we all said it was a pity, but we didn't want it to be in the hands of the young master."

Mu Chaoyan was overjoyed, but he was worried for no reason, so one came for no reason, and immediately said, "This is really a matter of fate, I also like the portrait, but if you want to get it back, I will definitely give it to you." , It's just that we can't be sure, why don't you go to my house and see if it's a portrait of you."

Yulang glanced up and down at Mu Chaoyan with his long and narrow peach blossom eyes, and then he said with a half-smile, "So, I will disturb my lord."

"Where is it, it is really my luck to Mu Chaoyan to have such a glorious figure as Young Master."

In this way, the two of them went back to Mu's mansion together. It was the third watch, and there was only the doorman left in the mansion. The family members had already gone to bed early, and Mu Chaoyan was even more delighted. Wouldn't it be inconvenient to have such a quiet night?

It's just that on the way, I met a young man who was watching the night. Seeing that my young master came back in the middle of the night, please be safe and say, "Young master."

Mu Chaoyan was impatient, he nodded indiscriminately, and stretched out his hand to ask Yulang, "Brother Yulang."

Yulang nodded, and the two left hand in hand, leaving only the young servant standing there wondering, who is the young master talking to?

Mu Chaoyan has a habit of keeping all the paintings and calligraphy received in the store on a regular basis every day, and bringing them to his study in the mansion. After taking him to taste them carefully, he may set a price to sell them, or keep them for his own appreciation. Mu Chaoyan is ignorant, but his ability to look at paintings and characters is really good.

The two entered the study room, and Mu Chaoyan found the painting from the desk at a glance, and hurriedly offered it to Yu Lang as a reward, and said, "Brother Yu Lang, look at this one?"

Yulang squinted his eyes and grinned, which made Mu Chaoyan's legs go limp, and his heart went numb, "Exactly, I don't know...how much money?"

Mu Chaoyan said proudly, "No need, you and I are destined, so I will give this to brother Yulang, how about a fate?"

Yulang clapped his palms and smiled, his fox-like winking eyes were filled with joy, "Since that's the case, then thank you brother Mu."

In other words, the atmosphere was just right, that Yulang stretched out his hand to pick up the painting for a closer look, and the two of them accidentally bumped into their fingertips, which made Mu Chaoyan's heart itch. Yulang asked suspiciously, "What is this?"

When Mu Chaoyan came back to his senses, he was shocked. There were some traces of wetness on the hem of the portrait, which was very abrupt. With Zhang Jun's face, he wished he could faint immediately.

He only saw that Yulang stretched out his hand a little bit, kneaded his fingertips a few times, he felt slippery and sticky to his hand, then put the tip of his nose to smell it lightly, a fishy smell rushed straight to his forehead, he immediately knew what it was.

Namu Chaoyan looked at Yulang's expression, lowered his head, and wished he could find a crack in the ground to get in. In his life, he had never experienced such a shameful moment.

He was secretly annoyed, but he heard Yulang whisper, "Young Master Mu...do you like me?"

Mu Chaoyan stared, raised his head, and saw Yulang put down the portrait in his hand, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, pulled off the snow-white lacquer gauze, and raised one hand, covering Mu Chaoyan's head.

Mu Chaoyan only smelled a refreshing fragrance, not like a woman's makeup, nor like a young man's incense, but with a hint of bamboo cold.

Before he could think about it, he was pulled into his arms by that Yulang, and his mouth was covered with a piece of porcelain through the lacquer gauze. When his lips and tongue touched, the lacquer gauze was wet, as if there was nothing, and he scraped his tongue with coarse grains, which made Mu Chaoyan go The root of the tongue is numb to the tip of the heart.

At the moment, he is alluring and charming, and he is even more dissolute, so he doesn't care what he is doing.

Na Yulang smiled lowly, stretched out his hand to lift Mu Chaoyan's outer pants, pulled off the obscene (and) pants (harmonic), half exposed his snow-white meat (text) buttocks (clear), and wanted to reach out to pick it up, Mu Chaoyan Surprised, he grabbed the troublesome big hand, gasped and said, "This... this won't work..."

Before the conversation was finished, Yulang ate it into his mouth, and he messed with him again and again, so that Mu Chaoyan didn't know what day and night, who's name was who, but now, he couldn't say a word, and he gritted his teeth. , I couldn't bear it anymore, so I had to follow Yulang to do something wrong.

Seeing that Mu Chaoyan no longer twitched, Yulang obediently obeyed, and his subordinates became more obscene, only going to the shameful (pure) human (clean) place, and after a while, Mu Chaoyan lost his temper. Self-taught, a pair of upright (stern) meat (buttocks) straight, that is (true) and cute (even Bing) twisted (clear) Those with (jade) trembling (clean), where there is still the glory of the past, are more attractive than the flower cards of the Nanfeng Pavilion.

Na Yulang couldn't stand Mu Chaoyan's slippery (clean) body, panting, and teasingly said, "I didn't expect it, you are still a demon (upright) spirit (straight)."

If you want to know what happened, let's listen to the next breakdown.

The author has something to say: these days are so chaotic, I found that I am really a noob who can’t QAQ but I have a wife hehe