Longyang Anecdote

Today, let's say that in the land of Suzhou and Hangzhou, there is a family named Xie. Grandfather blesses, the youngest son has been born in the family, and he has been a master of incense making since he was a child.

The dynasty is peaceful, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and if there is nothing to do, hold some temple fairs and contests to enrich yourself. There are flower medals before, and there will be this fragrance meeting later. There are not many rules, and the reputation is better. The government comes forward and distributes incense sticks. Whether it's a big merchant or a petty flower picker, as long as you dare to come, it doesn't matter whether you are high or low, it's just like mixing incense.

Xie's family has become famous like this, they brewed a bone-eating fragrance, just a little, the fragrance is like a hundred flowers blooming, and the scene of spring is floating in front of the eyes, making people crazy and intoxicated.

Someone said, you must have added some harmful drug, but when they showed the seasoning, it was just some flowers and spices, but this perfumer is skilled, and even ordinary materials can also concoct such eclipses. The bones are ecstasy.

If you want to say that the perfumer is the youngest son of the Xie family, called Xie Fuxiang.

Everyone knows that the youngest son of the Xie family is skilled in making incense, and he can be called No. 1 in the world. However, he has been sick since he was a child, and the Xie family seldom took him out to meet people. After he turned 16, no one saw him. After this master incense maker...

After a year like this, the Xie family became famous because of bone decay, and slowly built up a family property of thousands of fertile fields.

"Hey, listen to my man who works in the shop. This year, the young master of our family has changed his look again, and he will definitely win the championship in one fell swoop."

"Hey, even if that's the case, what does it have to do with us? I just hope that the master is happy, and the tax will be reduced. Thank God."

Everyone chattered and discussed, and from a distance, a dark young man came, wiped the dirty sweat on his face, and said to the lazy man squatting on the ground gossiping, "Uncle, the millet has been lighted. The field to the west has also been plowed. Let's pay some money, I have to go back and buy medicine for my mother."

The boy's name was Huang Wen, but farmers rarely called him by his name, they only called him Agou.

This Uncle Agou is a man working in the Xie family's fields. He knows how to be lazy and foolish on weekdays, and he doesn't want to go to work, so he brings his fifteen or sixteen-year-old nephew to work for him every day and gives him some money. Even after counting, the steward saw it and didn't say anything.

The uncle looked at the ground lazily, and was chatting with others, waved his hand casually, took out two copper coins, handed them over to him, and then ignored him.

Ah Gou was not annoyed, took the money and left, vaguely hearing gossip from the people behind, "Hey, your nephew will do the work for you for a day, so you just pay two coppers and it's over?"

"Hey, he is very cheap, he can work well, and there is a mother who is dying at home. If you give them two coppers, you can look up to him. Otherwise, at his age, which dealer can take him? Don't say it, come on Like a cow, it's easy to work..."

After staying in the field not far away, the field steward ran over panting and panting, and said, "Don't be busy, I see that you are very strong, and you just need people. Come with me and bring some things back to the house."

Ah Gou frowned, turned his face and said, "Uncle, I have to go back and buy medicine for my mother."

The steward glared at him, "Ten coins for a trip, shall we go?"

A windfall, A Niang's medicine fee, thinking of this, Ah Gou gritted his teeth and agreed, "Yes."

Then he followed the steward and his party, led the mules and horses, loaded things, and slowly arrived at Xie's mansion.

It's just a corner door in the backyard, which is much bigger than the front door of their house!

Not to mention the lively scene in the garden, it is just a small back kitchen, that guy, crowded with people, cleaning women, maids and servants, really fascinated people.

There was a little girl from the [-]th and [-]th. Seeing the stupefied appearance of a group of them, she couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing softly. She was bold and approached a little on purpose. Where had the man seen such a soft person before? I can't keep my face steady, I'm afraid I'm going to wet my pants.

The steward secretly lost face. Looking at a group of men, it was just this dog who looked at his nose and his heart. Brother and sister Bu couldn't help but feel some sympathy, so they just called someone over, brought a box of white fox fur, and said, "You take this to the sewing room, and I'll give you ten more coppers. Turn to the first courtyard, don't go to the front indiscriminately, and bump into the nobleman."

When he heard that he could take a few more coppers, Ah Gou agreed, and carefully picked up the box and left, leaving the steward to sigh.

But this Xie Mansion is huge, even the backyard covers an area of ​​one hundred mu. Agou has kept in mind the lessons learned in management, and he still doesn't know where to go when he forks in the huge courtyard.

In a hurry, I happened to see a small courtyard in the back, and there were a few noises from inside. Agou was delighted, and walked in quietly, thinking about asking someone for a few words, not wanting to get closer, the smell became stronger.

He has lived in the world for more than ten years, and he has never smelled such a pleasant smell. It looks like flowers but not flowers, and it seems to be fragrant but not fragrant.

Just being fascinated, I only heard a shout from inside, "Who?"

A Gou was startled, his face flushed instantly, he bowed again and again, and confessed, "The little one deserves to die, if he offends the nobleman, the young one deserves to die."

The man was a little confused, and asked curiously, "Who... are you?"

Ah Gou only listened to the man's soft voice, and the words had a lingering lingering sound. He couldn't say it nicely and gently, so he couldn't help being relieved, and replied, "I, I'm from the farm. I lost my way. I don't know if the nobleman may Tell me, where is the sewing room?"

"Sewing room?" The man thought for a while, then sighed, "I don't know where it is..."

It's strange to say this, people who live here, even if the Xie Mansion is extremely large, shouldn't be able to find it anywhere.A Gou just thought that the nobleman didn't want to talk to him, so he turned around resentfully and wanted to leave.

No, the man went to stop him, "Wait!"

Ah Gou didn't understand, so he just listened to the humane voice, "Can you... can I come in and have a look?"

The words were sad and resentful, showing a little bit of frustration, Ah Gou somehow, although it was strange, felt moved in his heart, agreed, and walked over slowly.

He only saw that the doors and windows in the east chamber were closed tightly, and they couldn't be pushed open. He looked around and saw a gap in a corner, so he walked over and looked in through the gap, only to see the white smoke inside. Lingling, like a fairyland in a fairyland, was amazed, but saw a white striped body appear, look at that person's jade bones and snow skin, a pair of meat (core) buttocks (heart), straight (price) warped (value), two delicate long legs naked Standing in a daze, just looking at the back is fascinating.

The man turned around slowly, Ah Gou gasped, he himself had lived through the world, and had never seen such a stunning young man, with his looks and talent, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was extremely romantic, It's just that this person is too white, and looks thin and tight.

Ah Gou whimpered, clutching the crotch (corner) of his trousers (clothes), flushed with a swarthy face, and secretly scolded himself, it’s not a bad thing for such a delicate and soft woman to hit her eyes, now look at it No matter how good-looking he is, he is still a man without any clothes on, but he is raised up, ready to say hello to someone.

The young man in the room didn't know what was going on outside, he just heard A Gou muttering something in a low voice, he didn't understand why, so he just said, "Are you feeling unwell?"

Ah Gou smiled foolishly, looking very dumb, "No, it's okay, I am, I just see that you are good-looking, you are better-looking than everyone I have ever seen, I was dumbfounded."

The young man smiled, and felt that this man was straightforward and funny, and said, "Am I good-looking? But I think you are good-looking, dark, and look so strong."

Tired from standing, Ah Gou sat down fortunately, facing the gap and took off his outer shirt, revealing his tendons, bulging, and proudly said, "Look, I have nothing else, just a bunch of muscle." of."

The young man looked amusing, and imitated Agou and sat on the ground, stretched out a pair of jade hands, sketched in emptiness, and said enviously, "It's really good."

Although the hand didn't land on the real place, Ah Gou felt that his body seemed to be sketched by him, and if there seemed to be nothing, it made him feel itchy, from his chest to his abdomen, and then...

Ouch, he couldn't help cursing inwardly, feeling parched and embarrassed.

After hearing this, the boy asked curiously, "Why are you so surprised?"

A Gou thought that he was only a young man, so he turned his face away, and said with a naive smile, "You are fair and tender, and you look good, I can't help but get angry."

"What is sex?"

Agou was taken aback, and said, "That's right, the little (second) brother (dog) disciple (disciple) got up, just with you...wanted to play that (play) (game) (game) with you."

"What is that (play) game (game)?"

This is really strange, they are all young men in their fifteenth or sixteenth year, so they can't help but have hot blood, even if they hear those men speak a few obscene (poetry) accents (sentences) during the day, at night, they can't help but think wildly.

Originally, Ah Gou didn't know anything about Longyang, but a few days ago, two men from his village got up for a private meeting at night, so he bumped into him and had a good look at it.

Although it was strange at this moment, he was also proud of his broad knowledge, so he said, "It's just a touch of the mouth, and then, after that, it's (my) fart (good) butt (scared), it's very comfortable!"

Talking like this and thinking about how rarely he saw that day, he couldn't help getting hotter and hotter, his big eyes fixed on the white body of the young boy in the room without moving his eyes.

The two were talking, when there was a shout from outside, Agou was startled, he quickly stood up and picked up the box, put on his sweater, and ran outside in a hurry, suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked, "Hey! What's your name?" ?”

The young man hesitated for a moment, then said softly, "Fu Xiang."

"Fu Xiang, Fu Xiang, what a strange name." A Gou laughed and replied, "My name is A Gou, remember!"

After all, he ran out in a hurry.

Leaving behind the young man named Fuxiang, he murmured softly, "Agou..."

Not long after, there was a man in Chinese clothes, who looked very similar to that of Fu Xiang, only a little old, with a solemn face, like a middle-aged man, just saw him secretly knocking on the door, opened the door and went in, picked up the table The little incense burner looked at it, and then said, "I'll give you another ten days, if you can't make it out, I'll make your soul fly to oblivion!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his legs and walked out, and then closed the door carefully, treating Fu Xiang as nothing.

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