Longyang Anecdote

Last time, it was said that the grandson of the prime minister of the current dynasty and the number one scholar hand-picked by the sage, the next time he returned to the Jiangnan water town, he brought back a man's tablet, saying, "I would like to marry him as brother Qi." What is brother Qi?But the abbreviation, "Wanli Ye Huo Bian" says: "Qi Di" is "customs and customs".Today's people are very masculine, regardless of high or low, beautiful or ugly, they are all related by their own kind, the elder is the brother, and the young is the brother.Those who cooperate with each other contract with brothers, or say, brother Qi. "

This is an ancient meaning, today it is unavoidable to be masculine, marrying a man as a wife or concubine, and not escaping, just because of the laws of heaven, it is inevitable that people will point out, a big family is not pleasing to each other, and it is rare to marry a brother.

It's just that the poor country is so rich.

How could the prime minister's family, the Tianzimen's family, make such a marriage contract? What's more, this person is dead, and it was actually a ghost marriage.

This angered the old prime minister, who was filial to his grandson in the past, was stubborn and refused to listen to others, so he had to marry a memorial tablet and go home, what should he do?

Not to mention that the old prime minister was extremely angry.

Besides, Du Ruo, the number one scholar, didn't care, he went back to the room and took out the memorial tablet. Not long after, a handsome young man appeared. I don't know, a mandarin duck who doesn't know everything.

The boy's surname was Gu, and his name was "Tongtong". young man.

Now he was hugged by someone, his little face was flushed red, he stretched out his hands to press his big hands on his body, panting softly, "If you want (I) get it (come) then (hit) it () code), why do you want to do all this mess.”

Du Ruo smiled lowly when she heard the words, and pulled off the skirt of her inner jacket, revealing a piece of firm flesh, she had a glimpse of it, and there were some outlines, definitely not like the guy with his hands slippery, who slipped into it without noticing it. He groped around the man's waist, exhaled on purpose to make Tongtong's neck, and said in a low voice, "It's not making trouble, but I want my Tongtong to be sharp."

The young man blushed even more when he heard the words, and said in a malicious voice on purpose, "Who is your Tongtong!"

"Whoever dawdles me is my Tongtong." Du Ruo gave up his appearance on the outside, but left a bit of a vibe, like the dandy outside, who only knows how to tease and flirt with his little lover.

Tong Tong rolled his eyes, turned his face away and ignored him, but Du Ruo was used to his suffocating appearance, so he didn't care about it, and just sneered (smelled) through his clothes, Tong Tong was frightened Hidden, but was held tightly by someone again, twisted and twisted and couldn't dodge, fell down and got tired (people) slippery and angry.

Du Ruo was so impatient, he hooked his big hand two or three times, untied his underwear, and made a mess with his big hand, which made both of them gasp (me), (scared), (scared), Tongtong resisted again I couldn't help feeling sore and numb, so I softened my waist first.

Naturally, a pair of mandarin ducks were trapped in a double night, and a pear tree crushed a crabapple.

After resting and getting tired, Du Ruozi was exhausted after a long journey, and had several battles with Tongtong. He couldn't help feeling tired, and soon fell asleep, leaving Tongtong alone, bored. There is no one who can feel sleepy, just looking at Du Ruo's sleeping face, he is happy in his heart.

But after hearing a soft sound, the maid on duty at night knocked on the door lightly and came in, took a closer look at Du Ruo's sleeping face, and then went out, Tong Tong looked weird, nothing happened, so she followed the maid out for a walk.

Unexpectedly, the servant girl zigzagged along a small corridor, looked around carefully, then called softly a few times, and after a while, a young man came out from behind the rockery.

Tongtong thought to himself, could it be that he met two wild mandarin ducks and just went back to talk to Du Ruo about something new, so he was not afraid of trouble, and just waited to see the excitement, with a childish mentality, just having fun, no, but the boy said One sentence, "Master, can you sleep?"

The servant girl said, "I slept so badly, I'm afraid I'm very tired, you probably don't need your hard work and smoke."

The boy shook his head and said, "I still need to use it, I'm afraid Miss Zibiao will blame me later, let's go, hurry up."

The servant girl nodded, and led the servant back in another twists and turns.

After these words, Tongtong still doesn't understand something, I'm afraid that this cousin has a shameless idea and covets his family Du Ruoli!

I'm so pissed off!

This Gu family, Tongtong, was also a son of a famous family during his lifetime. Not to mention the wealth of his family, he was also the youngest son of an old man, and he was so spoiled that he provoked a naughty temper. Cat hot dog, so lively.

Tell him to listen now, but he just rolled his big round eyes, he had some concerns in his heart, and hurriedly followed the servant girl and turned back.

Seeing that the young man followed the maidservant, when asked by others, the maid only said that two apricot trees were struck to death by lightning in the yard, and she was afraid that the young master who got up early would see the bad luck and send someone to pick up the branches and trunks.

So when I arrived at the door of Du Ruo's room, I saw that the boy took out a small cylinder from his arms, took a torch and lit one end, poked a small hole in the window, and was about to blow it in, but someone patted him. , mouth crooked, did not blow the ground.

The boy said impatiently, "Don't touch me."

He blew again, and was slapped hard again, the boy let out an ouch, his heart burst into flames, and he spat at the maid in a low voice, "You have something wrong!"

But the servant girl's eyes were wide open, her complexion turned blue, she raised her hand, shaking uncomfortably, and pointed behind him.

The boy was frightened for good or bad, he couldn't help but feel the wind blowing behind his back, his hands were trembling, his mouth was dry, and just as he was afraid, he felt his left shoulder being patted, the bone-piercing coolness only made him take a breath, don't mention that The maid turned her eyes white and passed out on the spot.

The boy turned his head to look, only saw the bloody face in front of him, stared at him viciously, it was extremely frightening, the boy was so frightened that he wanted to shout, but he couldn't make a sound, learned The maid, her eyes turned white, passed out.

Only then did Tongtong regain her small face, and curled her lips, feeling that the two of them were so timid, they couldn't help being frightened.

Scared the two of them out, Tong Tong picked up the small cylinder on the ground, and snapped his fingers with one hand, only to see the servants and maids stood up, lined up, and walked with Tong Tong. It was midnight, and others couldn't see clearly. , I just thought they were visiting the garden.

It was another good night.

During the second day, Du Ruo woke up and saw that the little girl in her arms was flushed and pretty, she couldn't help being happy, and kissed her carefully, which made Tongtong laugh, she hid from left to right, and said with a smile, " The sky is bright and the sun is bright, Zhuangyuan Lang is playing a hooligan, carefully, I will sue the official."

Du Ruo only used his hand to make him tickle, and made a fuss for a while before saying, "You go and sue, just say that I and my wife, Fu Rong, were joking. See if the official judges you for disrespecting your husband, come back and punish you..."

"Give you what?"

Du Ruo curled her lips into a smile, her handsome appearance revealed a bit of evil spirit, "Give me pain, give me love, give me joy in serving my wife..."

Seeing him talking more and more outrageous, Tongtong covered her ears and refused to listen, she just felt that she was wet (cheap) hot (bright), and (I) itched (yes) and (good) numb (people) He moved uncomfortably, making the person behind him even more embarrassing.

The atmosphere was beautiful, but the servant girl outside shouted anxiously, "Young master, young master, you're getting up, something big is going to happen."

Hearing the servant girl's voice was really impatient, Du Ruo had no choice but to relax, stood up, and called out, "Just got up, what's the matter?"

The servant girl hesitated for a moment, and then said, "I didn't know Miss Biao last night... This morning, the maid got up to call for someone, but she didn't hear an answer, so she pushed the door in, not wanting Miss Biao... There is an extra man in Miss Biao's room... "

The servant girl was also panicked with embarrassment, she didn't dare to say more, just these one or two sentences, it was a big deal.

Who is this lady?The old wife of the prime minister, the grandnephew daughter of the old lady who passed away early, the prime minister is solemn, there is only the old lady in this life, and the old lady passed away, so naturally she took good care of the old wife's family. Will keep.

Seeing that she was getting more and more happy, she made up her mind to kiss her more closely, secretly who didn't know that Miss Biao had already made an appointment with the young master, and only waited for the young master to let go, and then married and became the young wife.

How could I have thought that such a shameful thing would happen.

It was Miss Du Ruowu, who was only concerned with the customs of the family, so she had no choice but to put on her clothes in a hurry, then took out a small sachet and opened it, only to see Tongtong turn into a wisp of smoke and float in. Putting the sachet into his arms, he placed it carefully and walked out.

After he rushed to the inner courtyard, because of the difference between men and women, he stayed in the courtyard, before entering the door, he could only hear the noise of women in the room. ask.

Adai, the maid who was serving Miss Biao, cried and said, "I saw that Miss Biao didn't call anyone, and I felt strange, so I opened the door and went in, only to see Miss Biao lying on the couch with a man, and then I woke up. , that beast was actually a maniac, yelling indiscriminately about ghosts and ghosts, swearing, and... unexpectedly, there was a puddle of fishy (ha) shame (ha) water stains on the cousin's bed, and he was so scared that Miss fainted, we had no choice but to invite Madam."

Du Ruo was dumbfounded when he heard this, his heart moved, and he frowned secretly, he only hurriedly told the girl to take good care of him, and then left.

The maid couldn't help sighing, if Miss Biao wanted to marry into the prime minister's mansion, it would be extremely difficult at this moment.

But she said that the young lady finally woke up, she had a headache, and she couldn't help feeling sad when she thought about the morning. The servant girl saw it, and hurried forward to persuade her, but she got two slap marks, and she dared not speak again. .

How can the cousin not know the man who went mad and lay on her bed, this man is her son, who usually does some dirty work for her father who secretly runs a gambling shop, this time he is called, It's just using his tricks to confuse her cousin so that she can make a raw and cooked meal. Although the rumors are not very good, but with the cooked meal, why worry about her cousin not marrying?

Who would have thought that it would look like this!

Thinking of the man going mad and yelling that there is a ghost, Miss Biao's heart tightened, somehow she felt the wind blowing around her, and thinking of the memorial tablet that her cousin gave back, she even got goosebumps.

Hastily called the servant girl to come in and said, "You go back and ask my mother to come over."

Miss Biao usually speaks like a snake, and falls in a place where no one is around. She only beats and scolds her servants to vent her anger. The closer she gets to her, the worse she gets. He promised to retreat, and told the door that Mrs. Biao was invited.

If you want to know what is going on, listen to the next breakdown.

If you want to know what is going on, listen to the next breakdown.

If you want to know what is going on, listen to the next breakdown.

The author has something to say: I really had a stomachache yesterday, because yesterday I had a very important meeting and I came to my aunt again, and to die, I took painkillers on an empty stomach, which hurt my stomach.

It hurts so bad I can't stand up.

I can only ask for leave to go home to see a doctor, the doctor said gastritis, I have never had stomach problems in my life, this breaks the ban QAQ

Wife hug me QAQ