Longyang Anecdote

At the beginning of the country, a young imperial censor visited Fujian.Those who have Hu Tianbao love their beauty, and every time they are promoted to sit in court, they will wait and look at him.

The patrolman thought he was suspicious, but the soldiers didn't understand why, and the subordinates didn't dare to speak.

Nowhere in the house, patrolling other towns, Hu Jing went together, hiding in the toilet to peep at his buttocks.The more doubtful the tour is, call for questioning.

At the beginning, I still didn't say anything, and added Sanmu, Naiyun said: "Seeing the beauty of the adult, I can't forget it in my heart. I know that the osmanthus in the sky is gathered by all birds, but my spirit is wandering, and I don't feel that it is rude."

Xun Ya was furious and killed him under a dead tree.

More than a month later, Hu Tuomeng said to the people in the house: "I offended nobles with an indecent heart, and I will die, but after all, it is a love, a momentary fantasy, and it is different from ordinary harmers. The officials in the underworld laughed at me and teased me. There is no one who is angry with me. Today, the Yin officials have named me the Rabbit God, who is in charge of the affairs of men and women in the world, and can build a temple for me to attract incense."

Fujian custom used to say that a man was hired as a brother of the contract. It was heard that the people in the village narrated the words in their dreams and competed for money to build the temple.If it comes true, anyone who steals the secret agreement and fails to get what he wants should go to pray.

This is Zibuyu Volume [-].

This Hu Tianbao is nothing more than admiration, how could he be murdered once, what is the real reason?

Let me start from the beginning.

In the wonderful land of Fujian, there are countless merchant ships, extending in all directions, and densely populated. Because ships crossing the river are all transited in this place, there are many ships coming and going, and the trade is developed.

Today's sages have heard that the magistrate of Fujian's yamen bribed the heavenly officials of the Ministry of Households, subdued the people of the fleet, and paid seven or eight dollars of the tax income from the imperial court.

The holy majesty was furious, so the magistrate was entangled in the court, and the relationship between size and size was all complicated. It was difficult to handle it clearly, so he called the censor to give him the post of governor, and secretly visited the evidence. If necessary, he could act cheaply.

This censor is the son of the current cabinet minister. He is only in his early twenties this year. His surname is Jiang.

This Jiang Yushi is really worthy of his ancestors for taking this name. He is a proud man, and he is the most difficult to get along with. He can't see dirty things in the officialdom. On top of that, there are countless enemies, but he is of noble birth, and his temperament is loved by the Holy One.

Among colleagues, those who gritted their teeth and hated him did not dare to act rashly.

Seeing the report from the scouts, when the Holy One was angry, he also appointed a candidate to go to Fujian to inspect and investigate all the officials. This is Jiang Yushi.

The emperor said, "Xun Press on behalf of the Son of Heaven patrolled hunting, inspected by the ministers of the vassal states, prefectures and county officials, impeached and impeached you, made decisions on major matters, and made decisions on small matters. I am the patrol censor. Soldiers and civilians benefit from illnesses, and they all have to speak out without hesitation, but if the censor commits a crime, he will add three grades, can you be clear?"

When Jiang Qianshu heard about it, he immediately replied, "I will definitely live up to my holy orders."

The Holy Majesty is delighted, looking at the imperial censor, his body is like a pine tree, his eyes are bright and his teeth are bright, his lips are thin and his nose is straight, his jade face is lost among all the officials of the court, and among the officials, there is someone like him Competitors only know that this person has a superficial appearance, but the inside is like a knife like a sword, he is really a hell with a jade face.

Let's say that Jiang Qianshu won the emperor's order, so he dared not slack off, so he immediately disguised himself as an ordinary merchant's young master, led a hundred guards, pretended to be a caravan, and went to Fujian.

He and his party wore the stars and wore the moon, and in less than half a month, they had already arrived at a town in the outskirts of Fujian. The Jiang Yushi thought for a moment, and said, "It's too much to scare the snake. Let's rest here for a while, and we'll talk about it tomorrow when we go into the city to investigate."

The servants lead the way.

A servant came forward to lead the horse, and bowed to invite Jiang Qianshu into the inn to rest for a while.

This town is shabby, only one inn is clean and tidy, Jiang Qianshu was just about to take a step when he heard someone shouting loudly in the inn, he couldn't help frowning in displeasure.

"The little lady of the Li family is so pungent, thanks to your joy."

"I just like her chili seed look, just listening to her catch me and scold me, I can feel comfortable all day."

"Hahaha, look at your rascal appearance, you should really let the lady of the Li family take a good look."

The boy glanced at him, and was about to step forward to reprimand him, but he pressed him down, saying that there is no need to troublesome, in a few words, a young man came out from the inn, he looked straight at the waist, but he was full of swear words, Act like a romp.

This Jiang Qianshu didn't like this street style the most in his life. If he was in the capital, he would definitely teach this rascal a lesson, but because he was busy with official duties, he really didn't want to meddle in other people's business, so he frowned secretly and turned to leave.

The young man waved his hand inside, said with a smile that he would drink another two jugs another day, then turned around, and happened to meet Jiang Qianshu face to face. There is a touch of style, and the red lips are even more moist, making people want to kiss the fragrance and taste the taste, and immediately their eyes are straightened, and they are in a daze.

He was blocking the door, and was still stiff, Jiang Qianshu could only say, "Please excuse me, Your Majesty."

The young man came back to his senses, Jiang Qianshu's voice was deep and pleasant, the young man's ears turned red for some reason, and he quickly moved aside.Seeing that Jiang Qianshu opened the door and went in, he went upstairs to the guest room and disappeared, and kept looking inside the inn.

A clerk from the inn came out to arrange the goods for horses. Seeing him standing still at the door, he wondered, "Hu Tianbao, why are you staying here?"

Hu Tianbao smiled ingratiatingly, and asked the clerk, "The man just now looks very strange."

The man sneered, this Hu Tianbao's house is not poor, not as good as a gentry, and he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing. It's just that this man doesn't like to study well, he can't study well, and he is so angry that he falls on his back in three days. It's also impossible to grow the land, but if he stays in the field for a day or two, a hundred acres of fertile land can be completely ruined by him.

The family had no choice but to let him eat and drink with some friends every day, without thinking about making progress.

The town is poor, and there is no place for fun, so Hu Tianbao saw Tian'er sitting with those wine and meat friends sitting in the inn and talking with the merchants in the inn, so he naturally looked at the familiar people in the inn.

Besides, this young master is so powerful, there are no less than a hundred people in the caravan, all of them are strong and strong, and there are few people in the town, so it is the first one who is so top-notch.

The clerk said proudly, "I heard that they are from the capital, but it's a big deal, and it's a golden bean. My shopkeeper, his face is dying of laughter."

After hearing this, the bystanders decided to ask about money and wealth, but Hu Tianbao didn't care, he stretched out his hand and poked the waiter's ribs, and said anxiously, "Who asked you this, I said that person, that person just now."

"That man?" The man rubbed his head and looked puzzled, "Listen about this, he looks like the young master of the caravan. He has a big business and has his own butler to take care of everything. How can we talk about it."

After all, the clerk was anxious to settle down, and hurriedly pushed Hu Tianbao to open the door and hurried out.

Liuhu Tianbao stood alone at the door, what he was thinking about was the young master's handsome appearance, he had lived for seventeen or eighteen years, and he had never seen such an outstanding young man, if he could talk to this man a little bit In a word, it was truly blessed by his ancestors.

If the ancestor of the Hu family knew that his descendants wanted him to be blessed by Qingyan and had a man's words, he would not be able to hold down his own coffin.

Besides, the censor Jiang Qianshu went upstairs and occupied the Tianzi room on the third floor all by himself. Unlike everyone else, he has his own management arrangements. Although this town is not prosperous, it is better than being clean. Look at him, he looks dignified. After washing and sweeping in front, the room is clean.

Jiang Qianshu sighed secretly. He doesn't like mess by nature, and it is inconvenient to go out. If he can get a clean room to rest, it will be considered comfortable.

A guy came in to pour tea, opened the window cleverly, and said with a smile, "Don't think our place is small, officials, but the Maple Leaf Mountain opposite is quite famous. This house is exactly facing the mountain, and officials can appreciate it." One or two, it's only a blessing for Maple Leaf Mountain."

He spoke dexterously and neatly, but he had the wrong temper. Jiang Qianshu didn't like other people's glib tongue, bragging and flirting, so he immediately turned cold and said, "Go out, you don't need to wait."

The clerk was talking happily, when he saw that the handsome young master turned cold, and saw that some officials were overbearing, sweat began to form on his forehead, he promised nervously, quietly backed out, and only dared to pat his chest after closing the door, He sighed for a long time, "Hey, it's frightening to death, it looks so beautiful, it looks like the king of Yama."

Jiang Qianshu didn't know how the clerk had commented on him. Seeing that the window in the room was opened by the clerk, he casually walked over to look around, but saw that the man he met just now was still standing at the door of the inn without moving. .

He frowned, and looked closely at the man's fair skin, handsome appearance, faintly coquettish appearance, but his frivolous mouth was really disgusting, seeing him sluggishly standing still, keeping his mouth shut, was a bit cute.

Just as he was thinking about it, the person below raised his head as if he had a heart-to-heart, and happened to meet him, Jiang Qianshu paused, seeing that person's eyeballs were agile, and his eyes met, itching like a cat scratching his heart. He consciously closed the window.

He sat quietly in the room for a while, put aside the strangeness in his heart, and ordered outside, "Bring some water, I want to take a bath."

He has a high status, so there are naturally guards outside the door, he listened to the order from the censor inside, and naturally agreed from the outside, and hurriedly went to order the shopkeeper, and Hu Tianbao just happened to listen to him.

Hu Tianbao swallowed, that man... needs to take a bath.

The shopkeeper of the inn used to be old with the Hu family, and even if he was eight generations old, he could still be a relative. Now the inn is very busy, and the staff and cooks are all at the front to arrange the caravan, so there is no one to prepare water.

The shopkeeper was in a hurry, and when he turned around, he saw Hu Tianbao. He was overjoyed at the moment, and quickly ordered, "Hurry up, go and help the officials prepare water."

Hu Tianbao was the most lazy person on weekdays. If anyone came to shout, if he didn't want to do it, even eight cows would not be able to pull him away. Now he looked surprised and full of anger.

"Hey!"

The author has something to say: the first paragraph comes from Yuan Mei's Zibuyu Volume [-], Rabbit God.Most of what the emperor said came from Ming History, and I came from Baidu.Meme

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