Longyang Anecdote

As mentioned last time, Hu Tianbao and Jiang Qianshu went to die one after another.

That Hu Tianbao was in the dark, all the ghosts and ghosts laughed at him for losing his life for such a cruel man, he was really stupid, but no one would hate him for his kindness, Hu Tianbao saw it strangely, and asked why, The Yin Division only smiled and said, "I'm just happy that this man has something. There are too many hells. You see, the magistrate of Hades eats and lives with him every day. Does anyone say anything?"

Hu Tianbao was amazed, he observed secretly for several days, and he saw the magistrate of Hades in the underworld, with a bull's head and a horse's face, black and white, and their behavior was ambiguous, just like an ordinary couple.

He also ran into black and white impermanence rafting and flirting on the Nether River!

The Yin Division laughed again, "See, whoever laughs at you for liking a man, they laugh at you for being stupid, not knowing how to save your life, and dying for others for nothing will not bring you any benefit."

But Hu Tianbao didn't pay attention to people, this Yinsi was the envoy who seduced his soul that day, and sent him to the underworld to finish the calculation. He just waited for the emptiness, drank a bowl of Mengpo soup and reincarnated, who would have thought that this person would be like this Follow him sternly.

He wandered around the underworld all day long, and the underworld followed him, and always made a joke to tease him, it was really annoying.

The underworld is good-looking, and there are many little ghosts who like him in the underworld, but he always likes to brag with Hu Tianbao, why can't he be driven away, Hu Tianbao is very angry, "Why are you following me?"

The yin secretary smiled, making fun of his flirtatious appearance, and said, "Don't do anything, just look at the fool who hasn't been around for thousands of years."

Hu Tianbao was anxious and sad, thinking of Jiang Qianshu's indifference that day, she shed tears, but the Yinsi put back his smile and said sarcastically, "You cry a lot, but you brought it on yourself."

"Yes, yes, I did it on my own. I don't care what happened to you. I want to listen to your sarcasm."

Hearing this, the underworld turned into a playful smile again, and directly stabbed Hu Tianbao in the ribs, "Hey, hey, don't be angry, let me find a partner with you, you say what you want, the sky and the earth are up to you Pick it, I see that the peony flower fairy in the palace will not come out that day, otherwise how about the golden boy under Yuelao?"

Hu Tianbao really lost his temper, and felt funny when he heard his nonsense, but he really thought about it. After thinking about it, he really only thought of one person's face.

Yin Si looked at him and asked, "How so, which one do you like?"

Hu Tianbao just said in a daze, "Jiang Qianshu..."

The inferno pointed at him angrily and kept stomping his feet, "You, you, you! It's very good for you to tell me, why do you care about such a ruthless and ungrateful person."

"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it." Hu Tianbao hurriedly lied, so as not to let others know what was on his mind.

This is better for Yin Si, deliberately lit the will-o'-the-wisp, and tossed the fake model in his hand, Wu Wu said, "Just don't worry about it, he won't live long."

Hu Tianbao was startled, "What?"

There are many ghosts in the underworld, not to mention other things, the ghostly aura is also suitable for the occasion, all the souls are floating around quietly, coincidentally silent, Hu Tianbao's scream scared all the little ghosts who passed by and turned into beasts. It was enough, and she started crying immediately, Po Meng's face was sweating with anxiety, coaxing that one, this hell was bustling like a market.

Looking back, the Yin Division had already dragged Hu Tianbao and fled to nowhere.

After running for a while, Hu Tianbao hurriedly grabbed Yinsi's sleeve and asked, "What did you say before, who doesn't live long, why doesn't it live long?"

Yin Si was so upset that he didn't know why, but he still thought about Jiang Qianshu like this, and said with a flick of his sleeve, "I don't know what you're talking about, no one doesn't live long."

Then Hu Tianbao heard it clearly, how could he let the Yin Division talk nonsense, and said anxiously, "If you don't tell me, I will go to Lord Yan and beg him to go, even if he wants to punish me to go to the mountain of swords, I will also Follow it."

Seeing that he was really going, the Yin Division quickly grabbed him and said angrily, "Come on, I'm really afraid of you. I had a drink with the judge a while ago and chatted with you for a while. The judge took the book of life and death to see, but I didn't want to see that Jiang Qianshu promises that these few days will be the end of the day."

Hu Tianbao was shocked, and wanted to ask further questions, but was dismissed casually by the Yin Division, "How could I know so clearly."

He knew that the Yin Division didn't like him mentioning Jiang Qianshu, so he had to press it down without showing his face, and he was really anxious, how could such a fair and upright person just go like this.

Yin Si looked at him, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile, "I'm used to looking down on him, when he comes down, I'll teach you a lesson."

How could Hu Tianbao be willing to persuade him, but he didn't dare to persuade him. He only thought that if it was true, he would block it for him.

After waiting like this for half a month, Hu Tianbao finally asked about the specific date. That day, he had already been waiting on the Huangquan Road, hoping to see each other.

Who would have imagined that Jiang Qianshu would not be seen after waiting for three full days.

The infernal secretary gave a guaranteed ticket to teach Jiang Qianshu a lesson. Whoever wants to wait for someone to come will not be able to wait, and there is some embarrassment on his face, so he turned his face away and asked the judge again. When he came back, he looked angrily, "That dog (gong ) said (Zheng) is a good fate, the Jade Emperor took pity on him as a public and the people, and as the sky and the righteous way, he actually allowed him to attain the Tao and be among the immortals."

Hu Tianbao was disappointed, and knew that he might not see him again in this life, so he couldn't help but sit on the road to Huangquan and meditate silently.

The Yin Division couldn't bear it, deliberately teased him a few words and saw that people didn't speak, and sighed after Hu Tianbao, "Then Granny Meng prepared a decoction, you refused to drink a bowl of reincarnation just for him, now think about it Then, I would like to see him the most."

Hu Tianbao was stunned for a long time, and finally stood up, shook his head, and smiled at Yinsi, "I would like to have lovers in the world most, don't worry about that status, and it will be considered complete if you can finally become a family member."

"Hahaha what's so difficult?"

The two turned their heads and saw King Yan Luo coming with the judge in his arms and hurriedly saluting. King Yama looked at Hu Tianbao a few times, nodded secretly, and said, "I see that you have clear ears and eyesight, so I will be named the God of Rabbits, and you will be in charge of the world." For men to please men, you can set up a temple to attract incense."

Hu Tianbao was startled, but when he saw Yama pointing with one hand, he felt coolness all over his body, and when he opened his eyes again, he felt his meridians clear, his face was delicate, and there was a little cinnabar between his eyebrows, Hu Tianbao bowed his head and worshiped, "Thank you Yama. "

But Hu Tianbao got the job of the Rabbit God, so he often travels the world with the company of Yinsi, and if he encounters resistance in the matter of Longyang, he must be rescued, and every time he saves a pair, he will gain an extra layer His mana, his appearance became more and more delicate and delicate, and he gradually had that appearance that overwhelms the country.

Yinsi joked, "If Jiang Qianshu saw you at this time, he would definitely not be able to walk."

Hu Tianbao smiled lightly and did not reply.

As the saying goes, one day in the sky and one year on earth, this Hu Tianbao has been the Rabbit God for more than a year, and in a blink of an eye it will be the birthday of the Queen Mother. world.

The judge usually likes the rabbit's godly temperament, and often talks to him, so he naturally agrees.

On the birthday of the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor hosted a banquet in the Qionghua Immortal Palace. The Qionghua Immortal Palace is resplendent and magnificent, and the fairy sea in the distance is magnificent. nice.

Just after arriving at the Immortal Palace, a fairy came to invite Yan Wang Lu Pan and the two officials. Lu Pan was worried, and the rabbit smiled and said, "It's okay, I won't cause trouble, just walk around and have a look."

Lu Pan had no choice but to nod his head, and after the two of them had gone far away, the Rabbit God found a fairy and asked, "Your sister is polite, may I ask where is this peach garden?"

"Yo." Seeing that Rabbit God looks good, the fairy is naturally willing to talk to her, and said with a smile, "It's not far, it's just behind Qionghua Palace, but the flat peaches haven't produced fruit yet."

The rabbit thanked the fairy, and left to find the peach garden.

Sure enough, not long after, I saw peach blossoms in abundance in a fairy garden, which is really beautiful, and the rabbit's curly hair tail is here.

But it was said that not long after the rabbit Shenxin stepped into the peach garden, he heard footsteps.

Only to see Tu'er grinned, untied his clothes, and fell on the sea of ​​flowers, posing in a provocative pose, revealing some delicate flesh, with his eyes slightly closed, and the flowers fell on his face On the side, it is a beautiful scene.

The sound of footsteps came in more and more, only an exclamation was heard, the rabbit pretended to be woken up by that person, gave a warning, and slowly opened his eyes, not wanting that the person was really too surprised, so he pulled the rabbit up regardless. child god.

The rabbit loosened his clothes, and was pulled so rudely by him, so that people looked back and forth, this time it was good, both of them were red-faced, and the rabbit hurriedly gathered their clothes , asked anxiously, "Why are you here?"

The man regained his composure and asked back, "I just wanted to ask you, how did you stay in this Heavenly Palace, do you know how long I have been looking for you in heaven and earth?"

Tu'er God snorted coldly, his stunning face was full of disdain, "Are you looking for me to do something with you? Will you give me another knife?"

The man was stunned for a moment and had nothing to say.

This person is the censor Jiang Qianshu. After his death that day, he entered the Heavenly Palace for some reason. After several conversations with the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor gave him the position of inspecting the six realms. He should look for Nahu everywhere. Tianbao, unexpectedly, he was nowhere to be found in the Six Realms, which made him hesitate for a while.

I was about to send another post to ask Hades to inquire about it, but who would have thought that this person would be resting leisurely in this peach orchard.

Rabbit God took a closer look at Jiang Qianshu, and he was indeed more handsome and unrestrained than in the past, with a pair of clear eyes only looking at himself, his face turned red immediately, endured the restlessness, and said ruthlessly, "You used to be a good person, Now I am also in the immortal class, and we are in the same position, yet you are so shameless to offend me."

The censor wanted to explain, but when he saw his delicate collarbone under the oversized dress, his mouth was dry for a while, and he saw his face flushed, and his heart burned like a pain.

Rabbit God looked at him with straight eyes, endured his shame and put on a look of disgust, thinking that if he wanted to refuse again, he would welcome him to admit his mistake again, so he went with him, but on the surface he didn't like it. Obviously, it's about to happen.

Seeing that the censor felt guilty and uneasy, he actually bowed to the Rabbit God, and he didn't dare to look any more, so he whispered, "I will definitely atone for my sins, you... don't get mad, I'll guard the door for you!" Watch it, get dressed before you come out."

After all, he went straight to the gate of the garden without looking back.

Hu Tianbao was so angry that he gritted his teeth and scolded him all over with hatred, "A real iron tree can bloom faster than your wooden brain."

The author has something to say: Why do you think the censor is so stupid?

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