Longyang Anecdote

It was said last time that Jiang Qianshu galloped towards the underworld, but he still missed it once. Hu Tianbao had already drank the Mengpo tea soup, who knew that Hu Tianbao's words were ambiguous and his movements were seductive. Jiang Qianshu thought for a while, and found that Hu Tianbao It was a good show.

The two of you kept it from the other, Hu Tianbao mantis catching the cicada, but he didn't know that the cicada was actually an oriole, you come and I take turns putting on a good show.

One day, Jiang Qianshu thought for a moment, then raised his hand and wrote a post, inviting all the immortal friends to come to his small building in Fengshan Mountain to enjoy the beautiful scenery of autumn, but said that this immortal residence is nothing more than the Palace of Heaven, but the little immortal has attained the Tao It's not easy, and I have nostalgia for the world, so I pointed out a small building in the place where the aura of the world is dense, and it's all as an elegant place for inviting three or five friends to gather together, which is also normal.

This Jiang Qianshu has an upright personality and a straight posture. Even though he looks like a disaster for the country and the people, the people he gets along with are only mediocre, but he even makes friends.

Yinsi took the post and read it over and over again, and said, "This place is strange, I've never heard of it before."

But Tu'er God was in a daze, thinking to himself, Jiang Qianshu must have chosen this place to try to teach him what to think, and he just had to make up his mind to pretend to be stupid.

"What are you doing, are we going?"

The rabbit came back to his senses, took the post and looked at it carefully, and replied casually, "Of course I want to go."

If you don't go, how will you know what other tricks he has to redeem himself? If you don't play some tricks, how can you let go of the past suffering? Thinking about this, Hu Tianbao gritted his teeth again, "Not only go, but also go beautifully!"

After three days like this, when the time came for the post invitation, Rabbit God was dressed in a dark green Shu satin thin garment and covered with a moon white plain gauze outer shirt. The crown is made of silk and satin, and the end looks fresh and elegant, revealing a waist of water snake willow.

The Yin Division was surprised and said, "Oh, you are not going to the fairy friend, you are looking for the person who cheated."

Tuer Shenqiao blushed, and said angrily, "What are you talking about?"

Yin Si pursed his lips and said in his heart, this shy and timid look, and the way he is dressed... makes his mouth dry, not to mention seducing Jiang Qianshu, what else is there.

The two of you talked to each other and made jokes, but it was fun on the way.

After a while, I arrived at the corner of the Maple Leaf Mountain, and searched for the place where the post was posted. I saw that the Maple Leaf Mountain was just a good time to appreciate the red, and the layers were like cinnabar, like blood.

But the Rabbit God was anxious for a while, and complained, "I knew what to wear with dark green. Doesn't this red and green look cliché?"

Yin Division sized up the person in front of him for a long while before saying, "I don't see any red and green cliche."

"Can you see that?" Tu'er gave him a blank look, "Jiang Qianshu must be feeling vulgar, no, no, I have to go back and change. You go first, just tell me, tell me, tell a lie , Said I'd be there soon."

After finishing speaking, he hurried to leave, Yin Si grabbed him and said dumbfounded, "You...you want to go back and change? You are not going to meet the Jade Emperor, what kind of clothes do you want to change?"

The rabbit was in a hurry to leave, but the Yinsi dragged him to ask questions, feeling so impatient, the two of them were chatting, when they heard footsteps, and then Jiang Qianshu's warm voice came, "What are you two doing?" ?”

Hu Tianbao froze in the distance, feeling very annoyed in his heart, he didn't dare to show the slightest bit on his face, he just turned around slowly, cupped his hands and saluted, "Brother Jiang."

Jiang Qianshu immediately froze in place, and after a while he sighed and praised, "Brother Hu has a good figure."

Hu Tianbao couldn't help but blushed, his heart was dangerous, he deliberately turned his voice cold, and said distantly, "Brother Jiang is too modest."

Yin Si stood aside and really couldn't bear to watch, shook his head and interrupted the two of them to come and go and put on airs, and said straightly, "I don't know that Brother Jiang found such a wonderful place, I am really envious of my younger brother."

Jiang Qianshu came back to his senses, and replied generously, "This is where my younger brother was before he attained enlightenment... Let's go, let's not mention those old things, come with me, you two, how about we enjoy red wine and drink together ?”

Hearing that there was wine to drink, Yin Si was naturally happy, and immediately rubbed his hands together to be polite, but couldn't help rushing in hastily.

On the contrary, Jiang and Hu walked slowly, chatting and laughing in a low voice from time to time, it was nothing more than this school of maple scenery, and it was rare to be at ease.

After walking for a while, he faintly saw a corner of the small building, there were chatter and laughter coming from inside, there must be some fairy friends in his heart, Hu Tianbao took a breath to deal with it, he didn't want Jiang Qianshu to bend down and bow his head He leaned into his ear and whispered, "Brother Hu only said that the beautiful scenery on Maple Leaf Mountain along this road is picturesque, but I thought it was the most beautiful place, but Brother Hu has never seen it. It's a pity."

Hu Tianbao raised his eyebrows curiously, and asked, "Oh? I don't know where Brother Jiang is talking about?"

Jiang Qianshu casually pointed to the small puddle on the ground, and said, "It's here." After finishing speaking, he followed Yinsi and approached Xiaozhu first.

Hu Tianbao couldn't help being curious, he took a few quick steps to look at the puddle, he saw that the puddle was as clear as a mirror, there was only one person wearing a dark green ribbon on his head, and a pair of water-cut autumn pupils looking around curiously.

How could this rabbit spirit stand up to such tricks, her pretty face blushed immediately.

"Brother Hu, have you seen it?"

Hu Tianbao looked up, only to see Jiang Qianshu standing in front of him, with his right hand behind his back, even though he lacked an arm, he still couldn't hide his romantic appearance, and his red lips were slightly hooked, smiling, Don't say it's a disaster for the country, but it's really a disaster for the people.

"What are you talking about?"

Ignoring Yinsi's curiosity and talkativeness, although the two of them were silent, there was a kind of tacit understanding, so that others could not get in and talk.

The three of them entered the small building, and there were already two of them standing inside, talking and laughing on the bamboo bench. When they saw the three of them enter the door, they got up at the same time. You two."

Yin Division also exclaimed, "Peony Fairy! You actually know Jianggou...Brother Jiang?!"

Young Master Qiao is no one else, it is the Peony Flower Fairy who was in charge of all flowers in the sky in the sky, who was appointed by the underworld to let the Rabbit God know by name, so that he would forget about the heartless bullshit.

The Peony Flower Fairy smiled and said nothing, but the hairy Fairy wearing a battle armor was impatiently scratching her ears, "If you know him, you will know him, it's so strange, don't make a fuss in front of me, it makes my ears itchy. "

Yinsi wanted to talk back, but he seemed to be scrupled about something, so he endured his annoyance, and together with the rabbit god, bowed his hands to the furry fairy, saying, "I have seen the Buddha."

The Tu'er God was slightly surprised, how did Jiang Qianshu know the figure who defeated the Buddha.

Fortunately, Jiang Qianshu interjected at the right time, "I have an acquaintance with the great sage Hua Xiannai who went down to investigate the rebellion in the demon world."

The monkey who had fought and defeated the Buddha and escaped all day also waved his hand, "Don't call me Buddha or not, call me the Great Sage, the Great Sage is better."

"Yes, Great Sage."

After seeing the ceremony, the few people took their seats, and Jiang Qianshu brought out a good wine that had been treasured for ten years. Everyone enjoyed the good wine while watching the beautiful scenery.

When he was slightly drunk, the monkey was not upright, and his legs were crossed, and he looked like a fool.

The Yin Division looked at it and curled its lips secretly, and whispered to Hu Tianbao, "That monkey is not easy to mess with. Back then, he came to my underworld to destroy my book of life and death. It made a huge mess. Now that I think about it, I'm still angry."

The monkey's ears trembled, and he smiled and said to Yin Si with a monkey face, "Xiao Zai, come here."

Yin Division immediately closed his eyes and held his breath, walked up to the Great Sage, and said warmly, "I don't know what the Great Sage is doing?"

The monkey got up and circled the underworld three times, and suddenly said, "I remember clearly that before I followed my master to learn scriptures in the west, I went to the underworld to ask the king of hell to borrow the book of life and death. Your old man, the king of hell, can't beat me , It's just you, you little smash, just you little smash, while my old grandson is dazzled, you stabbed my grandson's ear with a ghost fork! Who doesn't know that my grandson's ears are covered, and you want my grandson's life. "

Yin Si trembled in fright, and immediately replied with staring eyes, "I obviously stabbed my ass!"

The three present, "..."

The Peony Flower Immortal could not help but snort, and the monkey became furious, "It really is you! I lied to you just now! Today, my old grandson will pay you back! Your buttocks are pouted!"

Yin Si let out a scream.

The Peony Fairy clapped her hands in joy and fell down laughing, the banquet was very lively.

Seeing that the three of them were having a good time, Jiang Qianshu whispered to Hu Tianbao, "They are too noisy, shall I take Brother Hu to find a clean place?"

Hu Tianbao was also amused by Coke. Hearing Jiang Qianshu's words, his heart suddenly moved, and he nodded to him. The two of them took advantage of the situation to exit the small building and walked towards the back mountain.

Hu Tianbao saw that there was no one around, and Jiang Qianshu was only an inch away from him, but his heart was agitated, and he became more and more impatient, thinking about an idea, only to see Hu Tianbao suddenly say "Ouch", he was about to fall over, but he didn't want to Jiang Qianshu looked at a little rabbit by the side of the road, and walked sideways.

He only took a step when he heard a muffled sound behind him, Jiang Qianshu was startled, turned his head and saw Hu Tianbao sprawled on the ground, ouch, screaming.

"..."

Only then did Jiang Qianshu understand, suppressed a smile, and hurried up to help him.

Hu Tianbao was so ashamed, he was immediately ashamed to see others.

Jiang Qianshu curled his lips into a smile, and said in a low voice, "Shall I help you?"

After all, before Hu Tianbao agreed, he took the man's slender waist and hips on his own initiative. The clothes are very thin, and the warm skin sticks directly to Jiang Qianshu.

Both of them were restless.

That Jiang Qianshu could only take a breath, and said in a hoarse voice, "It's not far, go slowly."

Even if Hu Tianbao softened his body and half hung and half leaned on Jiang Qianshu's body, he felt numb all over, and he would not even go that way.

It took a long time before she said shyly, "Yes."

That Jiang Qianshu hugged people like this and walked for a while, after a while, Hu Tianbao looked up and only saw a very large stone tablet in front of him, feeling puzzled.

Then Jiang Qianshu said, "I'll show you my wife."

If you want to know what happened next, let me break it down next time.

The author has something to say: It seems that everyone wants to eat meat 233. Well, I will write a good one, and then put it on VB for everyone. I will post VB on the homepage in the next two days and I will tell you in my speech .

I must write well, okay?

Rabbit God is about to say goodbye to everyone~~~ There are still four or five chapters left.

Of course the book will not be finished, because there are still two volumes 2333 I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭～