Longyang Anecdote

Last time it was said that Jiang Qianshu and Hu Tianbao had completely resolved their grievances, and the two confide in each other, and they were lingering. When they were tender and lingering, there was a laughter from the tree, and they just waited for them for a long time. .

Hu Tianbao was startled, thinking of the wrinkled bodies of the two of them, he screamed and hid in Jiang Qianshu's arms, completely red from head to toe.

Jiang Qianshu patted him comfortingly, rolled his eyes and said angrily to the hairy monkey on the tree, "Buddha is not afraid of violating the rules and regulations."

This is why some people say that the so-called Buddha is different from immortals. The Buddhists follow the clear rules and precepts and have no desires and feelings, but the immortals are different.

The hairy monkey laughed twice, and said, "Who do you think I am my grandson? How could you do such troublesome things, but you just came, you just came."

Jiang Qianshu thought in his heart that he didn't dare to take a peek, but let the hairy monkey feel unwilling to see Hu Tianbao's lazy and charming attitude, so he stripped his upper body and wrapped Hu Tianbao in his clothes, and then resisted with one hand. On the shoulders, regardless of the people on the shoulders shouting and thumping, just lift your feet and walk away.

The Great Sage pursed his lips secretly, thinking that Jiang Qianshu was so stingy, he smiled and followed with his hands behind his back.

The three of them went back to the small building, Jiang and Hu took care of it, and then they came out, only to see the great sage sitting on the stone bench outside the small building, drinking wine against the moon, feeling very uncomfortable.

Hu Tianbao had just asked the Great Sage to watch the incident, his face was slightly red, and then he said, "Where are the two Huaxian Yinsi?"

The Great Sage replied, "That brat Peony is drunk, I'll send the Yin Division to take him back."

The head of the majestic seductress of the underworld was actually summoned by the great sage of Buddhism, and he didn't pay attention to King Yama at all. Hu Tianbao raised his brows and kept silent.

On the other hand, Jiang Qianshu had no patience, and said impatiently, "Since the two of them have left, why are you still here? Go, go, go back to your cave."

Back to the cave?

Seeing that Hu Tianbao was curious, Jiang Qianshu explained in a low voice, "This monkey is so weird. It's not good to be a Buddha. He refuses to live in the fairy palace. He learned from that Jingwei and searched for it from the mortal world bit by bit. It is really weird to build a water curtain cave in that Paradise of Ultimate Bliss, live in that cave by yourself, and not enlist in the army with others on weekdays."

Hu Tianbao looked at the Great Sage thoughtfully.

The Great Sage waved his hand, made a grimace, and said with a grin, "Where I live is none of your business."

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Hu Tianbao hurriedly interrupted, "The Great Sage stays here, in case you have something to tell me."

"Hey, my little brother-in-law is still sensible."

The words "brother-in-law" greatly touched Jiang Qianshu's heart, and he immediately burst into a smile, and rubbed Hu Tianbao with his legs a few times with embarrassment.

The Great Sage watched the two of them flirt, knew that he had become a troublemaker, causing the young couple to be tender all the time, so he hurriedly said, "I can't talk about the order, but there is something to do."

Seeing the two of them staring at him, the Great Sage said in detail, "My monkeys and grandchildren from Huaguo Mountain came to report a few days ago that a group of ghosts came down from Huaguo Mountain. He is a miasma formation, and he only eats passers-by at the bottom of the mountain, but this monster has some brains, somehow colluded with the county government at the foot of the mountain, and if someone is eaten, he will rely on the government to cover him. People know that the passer-by was dragged away by the monkey on Huaguo Mountain. If it wasn't for the monkey head on the mountain who sneaked down the mountain to play and was chased by a woman with a knife, I still don't know that Huaguo Mountain has offended this A fishy body."

Hu Tianbao frowned, this ghost has really become a spirit, he knows how to collude with the local government, beasts or flowers take shape, he has to practice for 200 years, he just came out as a demon, he knows nothing like a peach blossom, the Lingtai is clear, pure Childish and cute, if he is like this monster, he is a king of the mountain and has some brains, which is not ordinary, at least he must have a thousand years of cultivation, like Bai Suzhen, he must not be underestimated.

It's just that it was Jiang Qianshu's responsibility to monitor the six realms. No matter what the monster was, Jiang Qianshu would definitely go to investigate and subdue it.

Sure enough, Jiang Qianshu frowned with thick eyebrows, and said with awe-inspiring righteousness, "It's really daring."

"As soon as my monkey grandson heard about this, he sent someone to report to me, and I was so angry that I fell on my back." The great sage was already irritable, and he suffered a lot of anger because of his impatience and bad things on the way to learn the scriptures, "I just I can't wait to beat that goblin to death with one stick."

Hu Tianbao just thought that this monster, knowing that Huaguo Mountain is famous in the six worlds, and who doesn't know the name of the Monkey King, would have the guts to set up a bureau under Huaguo Mountain. Missing at the foot of the mountain, no one dared to go up the mountain to ask. The people in Huaguo Mountain and the great sage had to suffer from this boring loss.

Still without knowing it.

"It's a pity that the Buddha called me to go. I don't know when I will return. I have to trouble Brother Jiang with this matter."

The so-called one day in the sky and one year in the ground, this matter must not be delayed, Jiang Qianshu also knew the power of it, hurriedly got up and replied, "Don't worry, the Great Sage, I will go now, and I will live up to the trust of the Great Sage!"

Hu Tianbao, "..." Officer, have you forgotten something?

The Great Sage also said cheerfully, "Okay! Brother Jiang is a straightforward person! Brother Jiang will be here to welcome Brother Jiang in the future!"

The two exchanged a few pleasantries, and then the Great Sage left.

Jiang Qian set up his horse to pack his bags, and hurried around. Hu Tianbao saw him rushing in and out of the house, as if he was on a long journey, and thought that the two would get back together. When this man heard that there was something wrong, he just abandoned him like this. ?

In the end, he couldn't help but angrily said, "Are you leaving now?"

Jiang Qianshu was confused, "That's right."

How dare you be right? !

Hu Tianbao was so dizzy that he turned around and left. He really didn't want to see this lifelong enemy. Before he could take two steps, he was grabbed by Jiang Qianshu and asked in a daze, "Where are you going?"

"Where are you going?" Hu Tianbao snorted coldly, his brows and eyes were full of frost, "Since you want to leave me, why am I still staying here? Do you want to be a husband-wife stone?"

"Why are you a watcher's stone? You are not a stone by nature, so you can't do it."

"..."

After hearing this, Hu Tianbao wanted to kill someone.

He was so angry that he felt a pain in the back of his neck. He couldn't help but covered his neck and walked back, shouting, "Yes, yes, yes, I can't make stones, I'm going back to the underworld!"

"Why are you going back to the underworld? Aren't you going with me?"

Hu Tianbao turned his head abruptly, and said in surprise, "What are you talking about?"

Jiang Qianshu repeated, "Why are you going back to the underworld?"

"No, another sentence."

Jiang Qianshu thought for a while, and said seriously, "Why are you a husband-wife?"

"..."

Hu Tianbao lost his temper, so he had to ask himself, "I mean, you just said that you want me to go with you?"

"That's right, you and I are husband and wife, so naturally we have to eat and sleep together, go in and out together."

The previous anger turned into honey, and Hu Tianbao's heart was beautiful, his smile returned, and he happily packed his things for him.

But I didn't see Jiang Qianshu behind him smiling like that stealthy fox. He embraced him from behind with one hand, leaned into his ear and laughed softly, "You and I have our own magic power, one of them is even better. Son, you are very tired today, why don't I come and wait for you to sleep..."

Hu Tianbao's heart moved, and he followed Jiang Qianshu's movements and rolled onto the couch together.

At the moment of tenderness and sweetness, Jiang Qianshu gasped a few times, looked at the bewildered person under him, and said in a low voice, "From now on, I will never leave you half a step."

The only ones who answered him were the tears in the corners of Hu Tianbao's eyes and his tightly clasped fingers.

Pangu opened up, three emperors ruled the world, five emperors ruled the world, and the world was divided into four major continents: Dongshengshenzhou, Xiniuhezhou, Nanfangbuzhou, and North Juluzhou.

In Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is a country called Aolai Country.The country is near the sea, and there is a famous mountain in the sea, called Huaguo Mountain.

Therefore, it is close to the sea, and most of the merchant ships dock here, and the trade is flourishing. The Huaguo Mountain is full of traffic, singing and singing, and the bustling. The two of Jiang and Hu traveled all the way to the mountains and rivers, but within a few days, they arrived at the foot of Huaguo Mountain.

The two turned into a pair of brothers, traveled here and found an inn to stay.

Jiang Qianshu thanked you for the job of delivering tea, and suddenly thought of something, and smiled at Hu Tianbao, "When I first saw you, I thought you were really a job at an inn. .”

Bringing up the past, even though Hu Tianbao had a thick skin, he couldn't bear such teasing, so he blushed and insisted, "Who... who peeked at you taking a bath."

"Huh? No? I don't know who sees the sky peeping at me changing my clothes and pants, even if I go to a latrine..."

Hu Tianbao made him fidget more and more, seeing that he was going too far, he could only cover his mouth with his hand, and said anxiously, "Don't say any more!"

That Jiang Qianshu raised his thick eyebrows, his eyes revealed a slight smile, and he stuck out his tongue and licked Hu Tianbao's palm. Hu Tianbao retracted his hand in shock, but Jiang Qianshu grabbed it and put it in his palm and rubbed it twice. , laughed in a low voice, "Okay, don't talk about it, don't need to peek in the future, okay? Just tell me where you want to look, and I'll show you, okay?"

His voice was gentle and low, scratching Hu Tianbao's ears lightly like a feather, he felt numb on one side of his body, if it wasn't for the inn people coming and going, he might have to fall limp on him.

The two were talking happily, but they heard a big man at the table next to him slap the table, shaking the wine glasses on the table and overturning, shouting loudly, "So what if there is the Monkey King? There are only a few tattered monkeys left on the fruit mountain! Could it be that we are still afraid of them beasts!"

"That's right! Big brother is right! Fifth brother can't die like this for nothing! Let's beat those bastards to death right now!"

"That's right! Let's go!"

Several people yelled and shouted, looking very righteous and indignant.

Jiang and Hu looked at each other, and before they could speak, they heard a childish chuckle from the window, "Hmph, you guys still want to go up the mountain to kill monkeys just because of you guys?"

Hu Tianbao looked intently, only to see thirteen or four little dolls sitting by the window, dressed in brocade clothes and jade robes, with a gold collar inlaid with concentric gold locks with the Chinese characters of five blessings on their necks.

Hu Tianbao frowned.

The big man shouted, "Little baby, don't talk too much!"

After finishing speaking, he took his brothers and walked out of the door cursing.

The little baby looked at the back of the big man and snorted coldly, "Idiot."

Seeing Hu Tianbao's absent-minded appearance, Jiang Qianshu asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Hu Tianbao stared at the little doll and said, "He...is not a human being."

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