Longyang Anecdote

It is said that in the Spring and Autumn Period, the seven heroes of the Warring States Period competed in the Central Plains, and the Great Qin Empire was proud of all the heroes with the power of a single country. When people from other countries mentioned the magnificent Great Qin, they must be frightened and terrified all day long.

The king of Qin aspired to be the king of the world, just like Huanglong was alive, and it was rumored that his legs were limp and weak, and he knelt down and did not dare to look at him.

However, the king of Qin favored only one person, which can be said to be honored and favored, so the king of Qin vowed to make him the queen for him, regardless of the opposition of his officials.

But this is really embarrassing, that person's name is Hu Jihu, he has bright eyes, white teeth, jade face and vermilion lips, but he is a man, how can he be a queen?

Let's look at the harem, it's spring, a hundred flowers are in full bloom, surrounded by dancing butterflies, it's a beautiful spring scene.

There was a person in King Qin's arms, as gorgeous as a peach blossom. He fed a crystal grape into King Qin's mouth, and murmured about the scenery, which made the maid beside him blush and bit her lips tightly.

But the prime minister in the hall really frowned, with disgust in his eyes, the two exchanged glances, and the prime minister said, "Your Majesty wants to marry the first Jihu as his queen, this is absolutely unacceptable, and I, after the Great Qin Dynasty, must be of noble birth, Gorgeous and dignified people are desirable, how can Jihu, as a servant, tarnish my position as Queen of the Great Qin?"

It turned out that the young man called Jihu was the face of the king of Qin. The two characters "mian shou" already showed his identity.Facing the head, it is called a handsome man.Extended to male concubine, male pet.

How can this magnificent Qin Dynasty allow a male favorite to pretend to be the queen?This is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible.

King Qin frowned, and his aura burst out. He got the throne by killing, and he definitely didn't have the heart of benevolence.

When the King of Qin first heard this, he said, "The widow is the king of Qin, and the affairs of the world, which widow can't be the master, and which one can't follow the widow's wishes?"

The emperor was furious and lay dead for thousands of miles. The prime minister and the senior doctor immediately touched the ground with their knees and cried, "Your Majesty, you must not do it, Your Majesty."

The young man in the arms of the King of Qin seemed to have never heard of the farce in front of him. He nudged the King of Qin a few times with his knees, his face was as beautiful as a peach blossom, and there was a smirk, and the eyes were shining, which made people feel itchy and uncomfortable, "Your Majesty, my minister recently It's really interesting to write a 'good book', but I don't know a few big characters, but I can't read clearly. It's not like the king sees it the same way, but it's easy to teach the ministers."

The word "good book" is extremely heavy, and no one can understand what kind of dross book it is.

The prime ministers and officials are all old men in their sixties and seventies, still kneeling on the bluestone floor, regardless of the bruises on their knees, and still begging the king to take back the edict and be loyal to the country. After hearing what Jihu said this time, the two of them even revealed it by coincidence. Disgusted by the look, he only wished he could end that servile and obsequious person with a sword, so as to uphold Qin Fengfeng.

Even the waiter next to him showed a forbearing expression, he only felt that the Jihu boy was too seductive, disturbing the king, he was addicted to masculinity all day long, and couldn't extricate himself.

On the other hand, the prime minister kneeling in the hall, who was loyal to the king but aroused the disgust of the king, is sad and deplorable.

Ji Hu didn't care what he said, he just hugged King Qin's waist, smiling like a flower, "Your Majesty, can I follow Ji Hu's wish?"

Qin Wang was as cold as ice, with a pair of sword eyebrows flying into his temples, his face was stern, but his movements were very gentle, he took Jihu in his arms and walked towards the palace.

The accompanying maids hurried to catch up, leaving only the two adults looking up to the sky and sighing, those who harm the country and the people should be punished for their crimes.

It's just another story to say that Jihu led the king back to the palace last time.

As the head of the face, Jihu was supposed to live in the harem, but he entered the king's bedroom in a stately manner, never set foot in the harem, the old queen was so angry that she sighed again and again, and the concubines were also constantly wronged, the old queen and the king quarreled several times, Seeing that Wang Shang changed his mind, he had no choice but to let him go.

If the old queen didn't care anymore, no one dared to speak out, and the king became more and more arrogant. He never set foot in the harem since he beat Jihu into the palace.

The ministers complained, but the King of Qin didn't care about it. From this, he got the name of Jihu, Hu Mei, and caused a lot of trouble in the city. Everyone in the seven countries knew that the King of Qin only favored a male sex, and there was no successor in the Qin Kingdom. Great Qin, I am afraid that it will be destroyed soon.

Ji Hu didn't care about the right and wrong of the outside world, pulled the king's belt, and took it to the bed.

King Qin supported Jihu's waist with his big hands, and he hugged Jihu with one hand. Regardless of the exclamation of the man in his arms, he put him on his shoulders and strode forward.

Jihu's head was on the ground, her jade face flushed red, but she couldn't help laughing, "Your Majesty is so anxious, don't hurt Jihu later."

The king of Qin was teased several times by him, his lower body was already swollen and uncomfortable, he gritted his teeth and said, "You can tease the widow again, and you will look good later."

After finishing speaking, he rolled on the bed with Jihu and behaved wildly.

The itching made Jihu soften and beg for mercy again and again, and finally stopped the king of Qin's big hand, and said, "I got the book, but I haven't had to show the king yet."

Having said that, he took out a few books from the camphor wood cabinet in the sleeping hall and presented them to the King of Qin.

The King of Qin lay casually on his side on the black embroidered gold dragon brocade quilt, propped his head with one hand, and was dressed in dark red and gold-rimmed regular clothes. Because of the fight just now, the skirt of his clothes was slightly loosened, revealing a honey-colored solid chest, but there seemed to be a scar on the left chest. It's hideous and ugly, making people feel terrible when they look at it.

The king of Qin patted Jin in front of him, beckoning to Jihu.

Jihu laughed, climbed up, and curled up beside the King of Qin. The two of them flipped through the album together. The word "Longyang" was sealed on the album, and when they looked inside, they found that most of the pictures were inside, sometimes accompanied by a poem or two words. All of them are two men, either hugging or embracing, or touching lips, or leaning their hands under their bodies, and all of them are half-faded, with provocative expressions, occasionally adding a sentence or two of good (yin) and good (yan) sentence.

Just looking at that for a while, I feel burning in my heart and pain in my lower body.

Not to mention that Jihu just looked at it, but still couldn't help dawdling with that fleshy buttock. How could the King of Qin bear it? Smelling a dark fragrance lingering at the tip of the nose, it is indeed a bit of coquettish air.

It only made people's hearts more restless, just watching the king of Qin paw and pull a few times, then he kneaded Jihu's slender white buttocks with his big hands, and the people in his arms couldn't stop yelling.

Both of them became a little sexual.

Since the hibiscus tent warms the spring night, the king will not go to court early from then on.

During the second day, when the servant came to invite him, he could only hear the faint laughter coming from behind the bed curtain. The servant called twice in a low voice but there was no reply, so he had to shake his head and sigh and quietly retreated.

Rush to the hall to answer.

Sure enough, when the ministers in the palace heard about Fangchao again, they couldn't help being extremely angry, and said one after another that Jihu's son should be punished for his crimes, but the king was bewitched by him, so he would not listen to such harsh words.

The doctor said, "I'm sure I can't see the king destroying his body and heart like this."

Everyone agrees, so they have to sit quietly outside the palace gate, only to ask the king to change his mind, kill Jihu, and revive the court.

Even the general guarding the gate admired the loyalty of his subjects, so he couldn't help becoming more and more disgusted with Jihu, who was charming and seducing the Lord.

The servant hurriedly reported back, but the King of Qin didn't care much and said, "I don't care who I dote on, who I like, I don't care about them, if I want to kneel, I won't stop them, you just tell them, no matter how long they kneel, I don't care. Jihu has made up his mind to be the queen, so please stop pestering her."

After finishing speaking, he embraced the person in his arms and said softly, "So, are you satisfied?"

The servant couldn't help being shocked, he said, the king was really fascinated, but he didn't dare to persuade him any more, so Nuonuo stepped back, flew out of the palace gate, and reported the news to all the adults.

Sure enough, upon hearing such an edict from the king, Dang was so angry that he fainted a few old ministers, poor lords, their knees were bruised and no grains had entered their stomachs, yet they came to such an answer, how could people not hear it Those who are sad.

The servant was also anxious, so he hurriedly said, "Master Prime Minister, you can always say something."

All the people in the court were headed by the prime minister, and they just waited for the prime minister to come up with a plan. The prime minister couldn't do it, so he turned his mind a few times and said, "I look at Jihu's face, and I feel that she is charming and enchanting. I was also deeply bewitched, fearing that Jihu's body would have a demonic aura, and then confuse the king, I heard that there is a leader on Putuo Mountain outside the city, who has superb spells, let me go and invite him to eradicate his evildoer."

This is also an unavoidable method. Although everyone felt that it was inappropriate, but they really had no choice but to look at each other, and said, "I would like to obey the prime minister's words."

King Qin laughed when he heard that the prime minister was going to invite Taoist priests to do it, and said, "This old prime minister, old prime minister, I think he is old and blind, and he doesn't know right from wrong. He actually said you are a fox demon, so I want to invite a Taoist priest to do it." , to shovel its monsters."

There was a flash of light in Jihu's eyes, which was fleeting, and changed into a pair of bright eyes, frowning slightly, biting his red lips, and said aggrievedly, "The king is still smiling. I only serve the king with all my heart, but how can I be said How can Ji Hu live if he becomes that goblin, saying that I am seductive and tempting the Lord, and everyone gets it and punishes me."

"Aren't you just a goblin?"

Jihu's heart tightened, and he raised his eyelids slightly, but saw that King Qin only had a smile in his eyes, so he let go of his heart, and said softly, "The minister is so anxious, the king still has the pleasure of teasing the minister."

The King of Qin remained silent for a long time, lying sideways on the bed, holding Jihu in his arms, half-closed his long and narrow eyes, looking at the hanging beams above the hall, he was full of wild posture, but he was so handsome.

Ji Hu lay in his arms, looking at King Qin's appearance, full of deep love in his eyes.

After a long time, the King of Qin said in a low voice, "Jihu, Jihu, no matter what, I will bear all the people in the world for you. I just ask you to have an exquisite heart. Are you willing to treat me with sincerity?"

The king of Qin actually used "I" instead of "widow" to refer to himself, which shows his solemnity.

Jihu trembled slightly, and buried his head in King Qin's chest. After a long time, he finally let out a muffled voice, "You really can bear the burden of all the people in the world just for me? Your Majesty, the most important thing in your heart is probably not Jihu."

King Qin said, "Isn't what I've done enough?"

"Enough?" Ji Hu suddenly leaned up half of his body, looked at King Qin, wrapped his thin white arms around King Qin's neck, and pressed his delicate skin against the king, with a sarcasm on his lips, "I'll ask you, are you willing?" Abandoning Qin, just me alone?"