[Zongyingmi] After breaking up, they all went to save the world

The gap between ideal and reality

Tony was dazed and still thinking about what Loki meant by those words.

In front of him, Alf had already walked towards him, stretched out his hand, pulled out his helmet and threw it aside, followed by shoulder blades, breastplate, belt, armguards...

Is this guy going to tear his armor off?

What the hell?

"Hey, wait, you..." Tony backed away while trying to resist, "Speak up, I really understand how you feel right now, I'll just pay you back for your apartment, as much as you want."

"If you come again, I will fight back! You should know that those defensive barriers of yours can't stop—"

"Shut up!" Alf's movements were crisp and crisp, as easy as dismantling an ordinary children's building blocks, "If you say one more thing, believe it or not, I will now suspect that you transferred the company privately during the company's equity change." Freeze all your bank accounts for property reasons! You won’t even have money for breakfast tomorrow.”

"Okay, let's not talk about money, but you're like... oh, you know you make me feel like I'm being molested... so..."

He Tony Playboy Stark has always been the master of tearing other people's clothes, when was he torn (crossed out) like this...

Loki, who was standing not far away, found a sofa that hadn't been blown up from the ruins at some point, and sat on it to watch the play leisurely.

"I advise you not to struggle uselessly, or continue to annoy him by saying things you shouldn't say!"

At this time, it would be even better with some popcorn, french fries and a glass of beer.

"Then you have to tell me how to stop him." Tony shouted at Loki.

"Stop it? Why do you have such a ridiculous idea?" Loki smiled presumptuously, "You know the last time he lost his temper in Asgard, the bravest warriors in Asgard couldn't stop him, Odin, the father of the gods, almost thought his throne would be torn down."

"Don't think I don't know that the group of people in God's Domain call you the God of Lies. I really don't believe that no one can stop him."

Tony had been forced to the edge of the entire building at this time. Before the armor on his feet was removed, he quickly activated the flight propellers, allowing himself to float in mid-air, blocking Alf's progress.

The setting that Shenyu people can't fly is really good.

Tony was safe for the time being, but Loki on the other side was not disappointed that he couldn't see the good show. He had an evil smile as usual, and there was even a hint of anticipation in his emerald green pupils.

"Did you know that when Alf was living in Asgard, his results in fighting and magic were the worst. Of course, these premise were when he was not angry. Do you always feel that his defensive spells are terrible? One blow? That's because he doesn't need to learn these at all. The whole of Asgard, no, it should be said that the whole of the Nine Kingdoms, there is nothing to hurt him."

Tony was still digesting the important message he got from Loki, but he saw a light golden ball of light appear in Alf's palm, and he was about to avoid it sideways, but the speed of that ball of light was too fast.

"Boom—" he was hit to the ground again, and the only remaining armor on his legs was completely shattered.

"Hey, Alf, listen to me, calm down!" He barely got up from the ground, and took a few steps away from Alf, "I am very grateful that you saved me twice, and I am also grateful for today's accidents." I'm sorry, I promise I will find a way to handle it properly for you, what do you think?"

"It's not good." Alf was still approaching step by step, his eyes that were originally clear as water suddenly showed some daunting coldness, "Didn't you always want to know why I saved you that time in Afghanistan? Then I'll tell you now."

"I have been using that identity since I left Asgard and came to the Atrium, just because I don't want to cause unnecessary troubles or change places of residence frequently because of my appearance and abilities.

That time in Kunal, I could have retreated and wiped out the base of those idiots, but you showed up.With injuries all over his body, he was dying.

In the situation where saving you and killing those people can only be one or the other, I kindly chose to save your life first.

In fact, you don’t need to have this hole in your chest, but in that case, if I miraculously healed you, they would probably want to study me more directly than the Jericho missile.

I thought that with your ingenuity, you could always think of a way to get us out of that ghostly place, but in the end, you gave up on yourself and looked like you were waiting to die every day, and you still have unreasonable thoughts on me.As a last resort, I asked Loki to fake those wounds for me to arouse your resistance**.

As for why I chose to sacrifice to save you, it was only because of the thought that I might have to go back to New York with you and live with you. I was afraid that I would not wait until today to buy Stark Industries and blow it up. . "

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Tony Stark, who heard this explanation, was stunned for a moment, and he even forgot to escape.

You thought he was your white moonlight.

It is the cinnabar mole in your memory.

It is a wound in your heart that will never heal.

And reality just stabs you hard in the kidney.

Alf was standing in front of Tony again at this time. He grabbed the man by the collar, lifted the man who was almost as tall as himself from the ground, and then slammed him on the ground with his hands. Also reimbursed accordingly.

Tony, who was kneeling on the ground, had a worse premonition than being directly beaten up. He glanced at Loki who was still watching the show, "I don't expect you to tell me how to persuade him, but you can Can't tell me, what happened to the person who offended him when he was angry last time?"

At least he can take this last chance to make his death less ugly.

"Last time..." Tony's question caused Loki's smile to freeze for a moment, "I'm sorry I have no comment."

He wouldn't say that the last time he messed up Alf's bedroom, causing him insomnia for a night, which triggered a violent incident that shocked the entire Asgard.

As the culprit, Alf tore all his clothes to pieces under the watchful eyes of everyone.

At that time, Alf's head was probably less than his shoulders, which made him almost a laughing stock in God's Domain, so much so that to this day, this is still the talk of the entire Asgard after dinner...

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And a long time later, when someone asked about this unforgettable night belonging to Iron Man Tony Stark one day.

Avengers Alliance Exchange Group:

The spiritual leader of the Avengers: So, who can tell me whether the tin can was—beep——

King of Asgard: Please, stupid human, I was there and witnessed the whole process.

Your widows: Why are there always flies buzzing around here, and some unprincipled guy put him in here for sex?

The one with the hammer: ... It's not me!

King of Asgard: I also recorded cell phone video.First hand information.

Today I am tall again: oh my God!You are my belief, you are the Almighty God, please send me the video! =￣ω￣=

Papa Tony on Money: Pete Parker?Have time to chat about not having to do homework today?School education has been so lax lately?How can there be hope for the future of this country!

Today I am taller again: Dad, I was wrong!

[System Message]: Your friends Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent have joined the chat group

Today's money is not spent yet. Wayne: I heard there is a good show here?

Bruce Where's my red underpants: where is this?Who pulled me in!

Everyone: ... (⊙o⊙) Oh, what did I see?