[Zongyingmi] After breaking up, they all went to save the world

"You may end up being forced to admit that you are Pete Parker."

Alf's last words managed to touch a certain nerve in Pete.

"No, of course I can't admit it!" He could imagine Aunt May's exclamation enough to shake the entire block after learning that he had superpowers and was still working for the government.

That is an existence more terrifying than the end of the world!

It is a thorn in May Parker and Ben Parker's heart to know that her parents died as CIA agents. May will never let Pete, whom she raised so hard, engage in such a dangerous job.

"Peter, maybe you should think about it from another angle. This may not be a bad thing." The boiled duck was about to be abducted, and Tony could only continue to persuade, "You are working hard for the peace of this world, you Have a clear conscience and why hide your identity like a criminal, you must know that you are a hero and should be praised and remembered by people. Look at me, isn't it good?"

Pete was a little shaken, "Hearing what you said, it seems to make sense."

"Boys are easy to deceive." Alf sneered, "Such a few simple and high-sounding excuses scare you?"

"Uh...Of course not!" Pete tried to argue that he was not a child whose thoughts could be influenced by a few casual remarks, but in front of Alf's domineering aura, he couldn't say anything meaningful.

"You don't need to hide your identity like a criminal, because you are a superhero. Oh, that's true, even I almost want to applaud you, Mr. Stark." Alf said The ironic tone made Tony tighten his lips in dissatisfaction, "But, Pete, what do you think the purpose of hiding your identity is? Guilty, fear? Of course not, it's to protect your life and the love around you your people."

"Can you imagine what your life will be like when the whole world knows you're some super-powerful Spider-Man in a red body suit? Your classmates will say, 'Look at that's Spider-Man, no matter what we do. No matter how hard we try, our test scores will never surpass him, not to mention that he may still be eligible for government-chartered university admissions'. You will become an outlier among your peers, and it will no longer be possible to have fair communication with them, Game time. Your aunt Mei will also live under the guidance of various friends and neighbors. They will talk about your birth, talk about every detail of your daily life with Mei, and may even open your home Trash cans, wondering if feeding their children the same food as yours will produce the next superhero. Not to mention the hordes who want to know about your daily life so that you can explode all kinds of fierce entertainment reporters."

"However, the above problems are just trivial troubles. The more dangerous things you will face are all the criminals in this world that you have punished and have not had time to punish. As you can imagine, when you go home after class, someone A psycho killer with a high IQ has broken through all your home's defenses, tied May Parker in a corner, covered in wounds, and the guy puts a gun on you and says, 'Hey, I heard you're a spider Xia, shall we play a fun killing game...'."

"You can think that the above is all my alarmist talk, but look at the hero standing in front of you. He is handsome, handsome, and worth hundreds of billions. The female stars he has slept with can circle the world, but he is still a man. Single. Do you want to ask him why the last time he really broke up in love?"

"Oh, this one I have to clarify, I'm single because I don't think I might have met someone who's right for me—"

"Tony Stark, it's not your turn to refute me yet!"

Tony: "..."

With those piercing eyes and that somewhat arrogant and unreasonable personality, Tony's heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

he is really...

If they were not opposing each other now, he really wanted to press this beauty directly on the wall and kiss her hard.

"Peter Parker, you have abilities that ordinary people don't have. Naturally, you can't be content with being ordinary. You will eventually become a great hero. But before that, if you want to ask me for advice, I hope you can do your best. Enjoy the life that belongs to ordinary people." After saying this, Alf turned his gaze to Tony, "Okay, now you can express your opinion."

"Eh..." Tony was still immersed in Alf's own halo of beauty, and his thinking was temporarily short-circuited, "You are right."

"Then the negotiations are over. Pete, are you still going with this guy?"

Pete shook his head thoughtlessly.

"Then Mr. Stark, there are still many things waiting for you to deal with in SHIELD and the Avengers, so I won't send it away."

"No, wait first." Compared to persuading Spider-Man to join the Avengers, Tony obviously has a new goal at this moment, "Alf, can I buy you a drink if I have a chance?"

"Huh?" Alf suddenly pulled his face down, "I'm afraid I can't handle alcohol."

"Oh, that's not what I meant." Tony immediately understood that the other party seemed to be remembering the unpleasant accident on the Helicarrier not long ago, "I mean I just want to buy you a drink, coffee is fine, or together Have a meal, I know there is a good Chinese restaurant nearby, if you want to try it."

"No, I don't want to eat anything." Alf directly pushed Tony out of the door, and closed the door by the way.

"Uh, just now... Mr. Stark, did he treat you..." Pete, who had a long brain circuit, closed the door for a few minutes, recalled the last dialogue before Tony left, and seemed to understand something.

"There is nothing, that's your illusion!" Since the misunderstanding on the Helicarrier caused him to have a big fight with Loki, Tony Stark has been blacklisted by Alf.

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"Oh, by the way, what happened when you arrived today?" The incident of joining the Avengers finally came to an end, Pete asked, pointing to the apartment building that had become broken cement slag across the window.

"This..." Alf glanced at Bucky, who was always in the shape of a statue and had no sense of existence.

Bucky didn't hide it, "They're here to catch me."

"So, who are you?" Pete looked at the way Alf got along very well with the other party. It was hard to believe that this person was being hunted down by the anti-terrorist team half a day ago.

Bucky kept his usual reticent style and didn't speak any more.

"I'll tell you this question later when I have time." Alf looked at the sky where the sun was fading, "I'm afraid we will be staying at your house tonight. Do you still have a room at your house?"

"This... this..." Of course he would not object to Alf becoming his tenant, but the two had a big fight not long ago, if Mei knew...

Pete ran downstairs, thinking about how to explain to May that the neighbor whose house was bombed wanted to take over, but May spoke first, "Peter, I'm sorry to tell you now, I have something to ask." Leave New York for a few days. Living expenses where you know you can take care of yourself?"

Pete: "..." What should he say, applaud and celebrate?

"Oh, of course, I can. I will clean up the house and wait for you to come back. Don't worry."

So May Parker drove away from home like this, and the whole house was left—

"WOW~ This is really great!" Like all children who get rid of their parents' control at once, Pete almost jumped up to the roof in excitement, and found the living expenses left by May from a cabinet in the living room, "Dongdong Boom" ran upstairs.

"Hey, Aunt May is not at home for a few days, so you can live in peace, but promise me not to mess up the house too much. By the way. What do you want to eat tonight. The pizza shop on the street is nearby But it is famous, but there are usually too many customers, and it may take a long time to make a reservation now."

Alf doesn’t like fast food like pizza, but considering that it’s at someone else’s house, it seems a bit troublesome to ask Bucky to go out to the supermarket to buy ingredients and then come back to make it, but the point is, “Buying a pizza has to wait long time?"

"Maybe an hour or two."

Alf picked up Pete's antique mobile phone from the desk, fiddled with it for a while in disgust, and then broadcast a few numbers.

"Jarvis, I want to buy a pizza place, in Queens—"

Pete: "...Wait, Jarvis, isn't that Mr. Stark's smart butler? And you didn't say that it's inconvenient for you to...expose the target."

"The whole world probably knows I'm here now, so what else do I need to hide?" It's nice to be able to spend your own money!

"But, you're not afraid—" Pete held his head, he was already imagining that his home would turn into rubble when he woke up tomorrow morning, and then Aunt May would scold him to death!

"After the battle during the day, I think that if the officials of the U.S. government still have a little IQ, they should not start the next operation immediately. After all, they have lost a lot of elite agents half a day ago. And, coupled with my identity, No head of state would be foolish enough to rashly launch an attack that might cause an interstellar war, and what they are currently thinking is that they should send someone to negotiate with me!"

The author has something to say: Tony: When did my Guan AI housekeeper become yours?

Alf: Buy, buy, buy if you disagree, I think Jarvis is better at this job than my assistant...