Your stand-in grandfather, I wear it back

Feng Li just took a shower, put on his nightgown and was warming up pastries in the kitchen, preparing them for dessert later.

Seeing the message from Fu Junhe, he half-closed his eyes, turned his eyes left and right, and a ghost idea was born. He immediately put down the things in his hand, picked up the oil brush and operated it for a while.

Then slipped back into the room and put on the pajamas as fast as possible, the dinosaur's tail swayed wildly, holding the egg in the towel and running happily.

Before opening the door, I started shouting loudly: "Yuanyuan~Yuanyuan~Yuanyuan~".

Those who didn't know thought he liked Fu Junhe so much, but as soon as he opened the door, the man saw a shiny egg flying towards him, obviously trying to smash him to death.

Fu Junhe easily intercepted the egg, and found that it didn't feel right when he touched it. How could this egg be slippery?He hugged him subconsciously, leaving a large oil stain on his clothes, but the egg still slipped to the ground and landed on his feet without any mistakes.

The pain caused Fu Junhe to let out a muffled groan, and when he looked up, he saw the young man on the steps smiling brightly, with the face of a villain.

Dare to love or a serial plan?

Smashing your face is just the first step, this bastard still wants to slap your feet!

"Ji idiot!" Fu Junhe was furious instantly, and rushed in like a leopard. Feng Li uttered a wow, turned around and ran, and just as he ran back to the living room, he was caught.

Fu Junhe grabbed the tail of Feng Li's dinosaur pajamas from behind and yanked hard.

As soon as the young man's legs went limp, his body immediately rushed forward. Seeing the floor getting closer, he screamed in fright, and quickly closed his eyes.

After a second...

Hey, why doesn't it hurt?Feng Li opened his eyes and saw that it was Fu Junhe who grabbed him by the collar to avoid falling on his face.

Very good, on to the skin!

Feng Li stabilized his body and continued to laugh without fear of death.

Fu Junhe saw that this thing was still so proud, and he became even more angry. He was about to beat someone up, but Feng Li dared to do it first!

"You're courting death again, aren't you?"

In Fu Junhe's eyes, his little fist was like tickling. He easily suppressed Feng Li, threw him on the sofa, and stretched out his hand to teach this grandson how to be a man.

Unexpectedly, Feng Li was wearing a thick dinosaur one-piece pajamas, which was wrapped like a ball, so he couldn't do anything for a while.

Feng Li was even more proud when he saw it, he stretched his neck and shouted: "Hehehe, hot chicken Yuanyuan, just because you still want to fight with me!"

Fu Junhe didn't speak, raised his eyebrows slightly, and after a little observation of his dinosaur pajamas, he understood. He grabbed Feng Li and turned it around, pulling away the row of diamond-shaped corners connected to the dinosaur's tail on his back.

Feng Li saw that the zipper on his back was exposed, then looked at Fu Junhe's terrifying eyes, he suddenly stopped, and immediately struggled: "Big dog, let me go! I, I, I'm going to call someone!"

Fu Junhe grabbed his arm and pulled it back, sneering: "Scream, scream hard."

However, before Feng Li had time to call out, he felt a chill behind his back!

Fu Junhe behind him was suddenly stunned. He never expected that Feng Li was not wearing any clothes under this layer of dinosaur skin?

In front of him was a smooth, white body without any blemishes. The zipper had been unzipped most of it and stopped at a terrible position. From top to bottom, from the shoulders to the spine to the waist, the lines were perfect.

Fu Junhe was silent for a few seconds, and then said, "Tsk, it really is a little boy."

The man showed an extremely disgusted expression, with the words "hot eyes" vividly in his eyes, but he couldn't move his eyes away, and he found that he couldn't beat people again.

What the hell is wrong with him?

Feng Li didn't know what Fu Junhe was thinking, while he was in a daze, he withdrew his hand and made a happy middle finger gesture, successfully pulling back the man's thoughts that had been floating in the clouds.

Then he used his behavior to prove what it means to not die if you don't die.

In the next second, heart-piercing crying and laughter frightened the voice-activated light outside the door.

"Hahahaha...Yuanyuan! Stop! Stop!"

"Hahahaha...Yuanyuan...Yuanyuan...Don't, don't...It's tickling me to death..."

"Bastard! Hahahahaha... Yuanyuan, you big dog... big dog! Let me go! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

So when the assistant Xiao Fang left the elevator, he heard Ji Yingdi's helpless cries.

Xiao Fang was taken aback!He hurried in and saw a tall man pressing Feng Li on the sofa.

The actor struggled desperately, his glasses fell off, his eyes were red, and he cried like a pear blossom with rain.

"Fuck!"

What is this doing? !Xiao Fang was so shocked that he was about to call 110, but after a closer look.

That tall man actually put his hand into Feng Li's dinosaur pajamas from behind, and then viciously... tickled him? !

Hearing the exclamation behind him, Fu Junhe finally stopped.

Seeing Feng Li shrink into a ball quickly again, shivering like a ball, I feel so happy!

And this coolness is not just as simple as exporting bad breath, but also has other indescribable flavors.

Fu Junhe suddenly realized that making Feng Li cry was better than beating him.

Seeing that someone was coming, Feng Li immediately began to cry and complain: "Whoa, Yuanyuan, you see that you dirty my pajamas, it's all your fault, you bastard! Pay me for my pajamas!"

"Can you show some face?"

Fu Junhe pointed at the large oil stains on his clothes expressionlessly. He is the one who suffers as soon as he enters the door. Did he speak?

Feng Li picked up his glasses and put them on, then pulled on the dinosaur pajamas pitifully, and couldn't help laughing when he saw the miserable state of the man's clothes.

Xiao Fang was dumbfounded, she didn't know if she should remind Ji Yingdi now, your character has collapsed?Or pretend you didn't see anything?

Seeing Xiao Fang's expression on the verge of collapse, Feng Li coughed twice, quickly regained his dignity as an actor and got off the sofa, picked up the egg and put it on the shoe cabinet, closed the door and asked the assistant: "Xiao Fang, my Have you brought dinner?"

Xiao Fang nodded: "That restaurant's curry rice is your favorite!" After speaking, he consciously brought it into the kitchen and turned on the microwave to prepare for heating.

As soon as Xiao Fang left, Feng Li showed his true colors again, moaning and pointing at Fu Jun and Gou Gou: "Child, mother, do you want to take a bath?"

"Heh." Fu Junhe looked at the egg, with a mocking smile in his eyes, and slightly raised his lips: "You laid an egg again?"

"Damn your sister!" Feng Li got angry when he mentioned this, and took the egg to the bathroom, ready to wash it together.

In fact, when he was in the kitchen just now, he really wanted to brush this egg with oil and cumin and bake it in the oven, so when Fu Junhe appeared, he came up with this ghost idea.

But it doesn't seem to hurt much, Feng Li is a bit pity, it would be nice if this egg was more focused.

If Yuanyuan is destroyed, he can be bullied for the rest of his life.

Then the two took turns taking a bath. During this period, they turned on each other's water heater twice. After the damage was enough, a little monster and an Ultraman appeared in front of the dining table.

The little monster sneezed but had a happy face, while Ultraman's face was so dark it could be called the bottom of the pot.

Needless to say, the little monster is Feng Li, and the Ultraman is Fu Junhe.

Fu Junhe's figure is much stronger than Feng Li's, so he can't wear most of Feng Li's clothes.

Between Sauli's coquettish silk nightgown and Ultraman's loose one-piece pajamas, he had to choose the latter.

When Xiao Fang saw it, he held back his laughter and almost got internal injuries.

After they finished their meal, Xiao Fang finally seized the opportunity to discuss business matters with Ji Da Actor, who seemed to be in a good mood.

"Brother Ji! The company has accepted a play for you, can you take a look?"

Feng Li picked up the script and glanced at it. When he saw the campus youth idol, he got a little tired and flustered. After a rough scan of the characters and plot, he got even more tired.

The typical impoverished heroine of the little white flower is caught by the domineering son of the campus, and the dialogue plot is even more awkward. It belongs to the type that will definitely be rated as the top ten bad movies on the Internet.

But Feng Li wasn't too surprised, his contract expired in more than ten months, and half a year ago, his agent mentioned the matter of renewing the contract. He expressed that he would think about it, but it ended up being delayed for so long.

The people in the company are not stupid, they must know that he doesn't want to renew the contract, so in the last year, they will naturally try their best to make money from him.

As long as the pay is high, any bad movie will be accepted.

Feng Li pushed once or twice, so naturally it was not easy to continue pushing.

After all, he might have to hang out in the entertainment circle in the future, so there's no need to offend people like this.

Feng Li took the script and said that he would read it later.

After completing the task, Xiao Fang naturally planned to leave, but before he left, he couldn't help asking: "Brother Ji, are you okay? Who is he?"

Feng Li glanced at the Ultraman Fu Junhe, and said solemnly: "Xiao Fang, remember his face. If I die, you should call the police and search the body, keep the murder weapon! Then use these evidences to sue him!"

Fu Junhe laughed when he heard this: "You need a weapon to kill you weak chicken?"

Xiao Fang: This man is scary.jpg.

After eating and sending Xiao Fang away, it was time for Feng Li to get down to business. He put the washed egg into Fu Junhe's arms: "Fucking mother, I'll leave it to you."

Fu Junhe picked up the egg and observed it carefully. He really didn't expect that Feng Li's second rare item was another egg.

He pretended to be casual and asked casually: "Have you passed the game level?"

Feng Li raised his eyebrows slightly: "Well, I just came out."

Fu Junhe said oh, and said bluntly: "It seems very simple, you are not dead."

Feng Li cut his voice: "It's not simple at all, if it wasn't for my wit..." You would be dead!

It was rare for Fu Junhe not to tear down the stage, waiting for him to continue.

Of course, he didn't come here just to incubate eggs. Part of the reason he came here was to test Feng Li.

However, Feng Li chose not to continue talking, and changed the topic with a smile on his face: "Come on, mother of the child, express your love to it."

Fu Junhe looked at the naked egg:? ? ?

Expressing love, what counts as expressing love?

Feng Li thought for a while: "Yuanyuan, you say 'Mama loves you' to it."

Fu Junhe: "Get lost."

Feng Li: "Then you hug it and hold it high."

Fu Junhe: "Why don't you do it?"

Feng Li chuckled, immediately picked up the egg, shook it: "Baby, Daddy loves you~" Then kissed and hugged and held high in one go, and quickly handed it to the man when it was done: "It's your turn."

Only then did Fu Junhe know that he was being tricked!

Of course he couldn't do such a mentally handicapped and shameful thing, Feng Li refused to let him go, and the neighbors reported it, and the property was quiet when he came to the door.

So the two hugged Dan and started another night of hurting each other, waking each other up every hour, and they had to give Dan a "kiss, hug and lift up".

As a result, in the morning, the egg didn't seem to have any reaction.

Feng Li couldn't figure it out. He got up in the morning and opened the Rubik's Cube game forum, wondering if there was any experience from his predecessors that he could learn from.

As a result, he hadn't found the method yet, but he suddenly saw a popular post in the dating area.

"Copy number A10010, looking for teammates! Whose child is it?!"

The second half of the sentence really makes people think about it, and the netizens who passed by couldn't help but click in and make fun of it.

"Sisters, you are really 666. We play the Rubik's Cube game to survive. Are you making humans?"

"Where is Miss Sister? If you really can't find it, I don't mind taking it over!"

"It's so jealous! Why no girl gave birth to me!"

"Touch the landlord, don't cry, and ignore that scumbag!"

The landlord couldn't bear it anymore: "I'm a man!"

Then the wind vane changed immediately.

"6666, brother, are you green?"

"I feel sorry for the landlord for 1 second and then hahahahahaha."

"Order a Qingqing Grassland for the landlord."

"Does the landlord need to go to the green shampoo? I am in the wholesale and retail of shampoo. If you need it, you can add my q."

"Why do you think that the poster was cheated? Is it possible that the poster is pregnant? Maybe the Rubik's Cube game can make a man pregnant?"

"Damn it, it's frightening to think about it."

"Isn't it, Rubik's Cube game has such a heavy taste!?"

This post was even followed by Brother McMillian.

"Click on my avatar, add vx to watch the online temptation of sexy beauties/beauties, and solve problems for you in your spare time! Forget about the tension caused by the Rubik's Cube game in minutes!"

Just like that, this post suddenly became popular.

Feng Li looked at the number on the title several times, and confirmed that it was the copy number of Mirror Ghost Town.

And the time of posting was last night, plus the password.

Could it be that... Xie Shu is still alive?

Feng Li left a sentence of "Old Wang next door" and his own trumpet.

After 10 minutes, the landlord added him.

He asked, "Are you l or n?"

Feng Li accurately typed his own name: "Nie Shengjing."

"Great, you really came out too!"

"You are X?"

"That's right, Xie Shu."

Although there was already a guess, Feng Li was still surprised when he verified it.

At that time, Xie Shu suddenly disappeared, so he naturally thought that the other party was already cold, thinking about it before going to bed last night, he was still a little sad, but who knew that he was still alive.

"What exactly is going on?"

"It's a long story."