Bastards

The beautiful girl enters the Huangzhuang, undergoes a physical examination by the eunuchs and mothers, and meets the Taikang Emperor Tian Guifei. Under the arrangement of the draft manager Tian Guifei, she learns the rules of the palace and gets along with each other... Although the location is different, the process rules, But it is no different from the old example.

All kinds of psychological disputes among the show girls are no different from previous drafts.

But this period of time was very short. In just five days, Concubine Tian Gui assigned a task to the show girls: do her best to organize a flower feast.Among them, who wants to do what they don't want to do, they can discuss and decide on their own, and whether they can do what they want in the end depends entirely on Xiu Nu's personal ability.

Concubine Tian Gui's only request for this is: not to embarrass her and the emperor.

This requirement seems simple, only one sentence, but it is not easy to do.

What do you mean you can't embarrass her and the emperor?She is a noble concubine, without a queen in the middle palace, she is the most honorable person, almost representing the highest glory of a woman, not to mention the emperor, he is the son of heaven, he is used to things in the world, and even if everything goes well, he will feel mediocre and not make trouble How can the emperor take a second look at the color?

Originally, it was a problem for the good and bad girls to coexist peacefully, but they also cooperated to organize a big banquet?

For the court officials' wives, Cai Jun's post was sent out at that time, and the preparation time for the beautiful ladies was only five days.

If you think about it with your toes, you will know what kind of turbulent waves and jumping...

After Cui Yu and his uncle sent Cui Ying to Huangzhuang, they did not leave, but continued to stay at Prince Ying's villa.

As soon as the news spread from the Huangzhuang, the two blood relatives, Cui Yu and Cui Shu, were still in trouble. Yang Zhao hurriedly jumped up the tree on the wall, and almost tore off the roof: "It is said in the palace that the beautiful women pinched it miserably. , Yingying will be fine! How about I go and take a look?"

Before the others could answer, he shook his head depressedly: "No, no, everyone in the palace knows me. I'm afraid I won't be able to enter the place where the beautiful ladies live..." After thinking about it, he paused, his leopard's eyes sharpened. Liang, punching his palm, "I can cover my face!"

"It still doesn't work, masked until night... It's only morning, and it's still a long time before night, who knows if Yingying can survive?"

Such and such, such and such self-torture for a long time, the soles of Yang Zhao's shoes were almost flattened. Seeing that Cui Mata and Cui Shu didn't respond, his eyes almost popped out: "I said you are also thinking the same way!"

Cui Yan and Cui Shu were expressionless, looking sideways at him together.

Yang Zhao still didn't feel that the atmosphere was wrong, and frowned tightly: "Let me lead the troops to fight, that idiot Xitu has no brains, I can guess how to line up and what moves, but this A woman's heart needle, both of you are smart... Uh, Cui Yu, you are a smart person, hurry up and think of a way! Little uncle, you are the best at coaxing beauties, and you have some research on women's hearts, so you can give me some advice!"

This idiot actually called others stupid.

Who can you call Yingying? You can call Yingying?

Little uncle, please don't yell!

Why did you suddenly turn around when you said 'you are both smart people', and look down on anyone?Do you just think Cui Yu is smart, and Cui Shu is just a flirtatious flirt everywhere?

Even if you really think so, you can't say it so bluntly!

For a while, the words on the lips were full of thoughts, and I didn't know where to start to complain.

Cui Yu and Cui Shu looked at each other, then turned away silently, neither of them said anything.

Dealing with second-hand goods is really tiring!

Erhuo also turned his head to himself, and added awkwardly and arrogantly: "I was ordered by my grandfather to protect Cui Ying well, so I was so impatient just now, you can't misunderstand!"

It's getting darker and darker, boy.

Cui Mata stroked his forehead.

In fact, the women's battlefield is indeed terrifying. There is no obvious sword, light and sword, but they can kill people invisible.But generally those who die in Gongdou are either extremely stupid or have no backstage.

And those who can be well-raised by the family, drafted into the palace, will not be particularly brainless. In the early stage, when they are in the performance period, when everyone's intentions have not really unfolded, they will not kill anyone. Even if someone is killed, it must be There is no background, no one to look after.

Although Cui Ying has no background, she was selected into the list by Concubine Tian herself, and she is also the younger sister of the "half immortal". Concubine Tian could not possibly surprise Cui Ying.And there are people from Yang Xuan watching...

It is impossible for Cui Ying to be in trouble if anyone is in trouble.

Besides, Cui Ying has always been a smart girl. She grew up with her grandmother, and her grandmother's skills... even he can't understand. Cui Ying has learned a lot, and what she lacks now is practice. It's not a bad thing to practice.

It’s just that I can’t talk to Yang Zhao about these things. If I analyze it with him, he is only interested in fighting, and he must not understand other things.

Cui Yu and Cui Shu looked at each other again and made a decision.

On the day of the banquet, they left early in the morning without Yang Zhao.

After practicing martial arts, he wanted to ask people to set off, but found that the surroundings were as quiet as a chicken, and Yang Zhao was the only one left:  …

After Cui Yu and Cui Shu showed the post to the gatekeeper of Huangzhuang, a young eunuch led the way and entered the venue smoothly.

I have to say that it is Huangzhuang after all, and the scenery is very unusual.

First of all, the terrain is open, and the venue for the banquet is very wide and flat. Because it is on the mountain, the sky is high and far away, the green hills are continuous, the white mist surrounds the waist, there are late plum blossoms, early apricot buds, and a clear fragrance in the air. ,Refreshing.

Then there is the royal building, the style is more solemn and majestic. After all, the young girls participate in the audition, and the decorations everywhere are also cheerful and soulful. There is a touch of sand gold, a strip of pink green, sometimes accompanied by royal bright yellow. The colors collide, which is quite eye-catching. human eyes.

Because it is early spring, the vegetation has not grown yet, but with the strength of Huangzhuang, how can it not grow green plants?There are evergreen pines and cypresses, tender green flowerbeds, bonsai of different styles, large and small vases, scattered and arranged, gorgeous and delicate.

Looking at the little things, it is even more considerate and outstanding.

The same small black wooden tables, ingenious tablecloths and chair cushions, small red clay stoves, wine cooking utensils with green plums... There are even hand stoves.

If these were all prepared by the show girls, they would have done their best.

Cui Yu and Cui Shu came early, chose a place that was relatively sheltered from the wind, had a good view, and was not easy to be noticed, and sat down.

Cui Shu was more casual. He sat down and put charcoal into the red clay stove, lit the fire, and his hands moved quickly and steadily. He fiddled with a row of wine cooking utensils as if playing, and boiled the wine like flowing water.

Cui Mata: ...You're really welcome.

"If we wait like this until the emperor comes, we will definitely freeze to death. Since these are prepared on the table, they are for us." Cui Shu couldn't wait to pour a glass of cold wine and taste it. Chun, it will be cooked in a while, so please try it!"

Seeing the little uncle drinking, his eyes narrowed, Cui Yuguang remembered that his little uncle doesn't have many hobbies, and two things can't stop him, one is the beauty, and the other is this fine wine...

But the aroma of this wine is really good, the stove is burning, and it feels warm even without a hand stove.

Gradually, others entered.

Aristocratic clans, talented officials, each with their own demeanor, each with their own temperament, each of them looks quite impressive.

In such a scene, people who know each other will inevitably get together to say hello and chat. Cui Yu and the two are located in a relatively remote place, and they are rarely seen, so they can still settle down quietly.

The little uncle lazily pointed to the crowd, and introduced to Cui Yu who was that, who was that, who was good-looking in every family, what jokes had been made, and who had a good relationship with...

Cui Mata listened, feeling a little shocked in his heart.

Even though he himself has various channels opened up by Yang Xuan, he can't get some news in detail. The little uncle has just entered Luoyang for a long time, and there are so many treasures!

It's not all because the little uncle loves beauties and gossips... The little uncle is very partial in this regard!

Well, the little uncle also likes to crack sunflower seeds.

Appreciating the existing 'junior handsome' at the scene, his alcohol addiction was satisfied, his body was warmed up, and he was not greedy for drinking, so he beckoned the little eunuch to bring over two large bowls of melon seeds, and stretched out his hands to grab them.

Cui Mata: ...

Probably because Cui Yu looked at him for a while this time, the little uncle pushed the sea bowl containing melon seeds forward: "Come on, you're welcome, the food in the palace tastes good!"

Cui Yu lowered his eyes and picked up the teacup: "...no need."

"Really don't want it?" Cui Shu looked regretful, "Actually, you don't have to worry about affecting your image. A beauty is a beauty, and she is more beautiful than others in the latrine. Knocking melon seeds really doesn't affect anything."

Little uncle, are you sure you want to bring up the issue of the latrine at this time?

Cui Mata sighed helplessly: "Little uncle, do whatever you want, I really don't want to knock."

"OK then……"

Cui Shu seeks defeat alone, deeply feels the loneliness of life, so he quickly smashed a field of melon seeds.

……

Suddenly, the atmosphere at the scene became solemn, and a few whips sounded, and a group of people came around the two of them.

The leader was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, with a broad gait, a tall and straight figure, and only slightly white temples. Needless to say, it was Emperor Taikang. Behind him followed closely a dignified and graceful man in a palace skirt. Woman, seeing her posture, you don't need to ask, she is Concubine Tian Gui.

This is the first time Cui Yu has seen this "scheming" concubine, and she feels... not strong, not as vicious as a woman with wrists.

But this guy has always been able to deceive people, life is like a play, and a play is like life, he plays it at any time, his image is so deep that others can't see it, it's normal.

When the emperor arrived, everyone knelt down to greet him, Cui Shu saw that his nephew was in a daze, and gently gave him a hand.

Cui Yu came back to his senses and knelt down with the crowd: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Emperor Taikang walked quite fast, and didn't keep everyone waiting long: "Everyone is flat."

Cui Yu got up and looked up again, only to know that not only Emperor Taikang and Concubine Tian were here, but all the princes were also present.

The prince sat at the head of Emperor Taikang, King Chang of Yue was next to Concubine Tian Gui, and King Pingjun sat silently at the head of the prince.

After Emperor Taikang delivered a speech, Concubine Tian Gui added that the flower banquet hosted by this beautiful girl began.

Emperor Taikang took everyone to drink a glass of wine, and made a few innocuous jokes with a calm expression. The atmosphere became lively, and he could call the show girls.

Concubine Tian Gui sat on a high platform, looked down at all the visitors, smiled slightly, and said in a soft and pleasant voice, "Today's banquet is all organized by beautiful women, and I didn't help a little. This time the beautiful women are all from everyone. There is nothing wrong with Rong Yan's merits, the wives of the Zhu family have a heart, and I will reward the emperor later on, thank you for your upbringing!"

All the wives saluted and thanked them again and again.

There is only a beautiful woman with an extremely beautiful face and a very luxurious dress, her voice is a bit strange, it seems humble, and there seems to be some hidden meaning: "The imperial concubine has a heart, but it's just a matter of raising children, so why don't we thank you?" What? Of course, if the girl enters the royal family... it will be different."

Cui Shu whispered to Cui Yu: "This is the Liang family, the continuation of the left minister Ban Wei'an, and he is very beloved."

Liang's...Cui Yu knew that Zuo Xiang loved and respected his 20-year-old next wife. Although the two had only one daughter, Ban Chan, Liang's status in Zuo Xiang's family was also very high. Dare to violate.

I just don't know, this Mr. Liang speaks so loudly?Are you not afraid of offending Concubine Tian?

But after a pause, he understood...

"It seems that Liang's family and Concubine Tian are at odds...the two women who are about the same age must have a story!" Cui Shu rubbed his chin and commented, his eyes were bright, obviously very interested in this 'story', but it's a pity that the two don't know each other The younger brother is slightly taller and older, so it is not so easy to inquire about.

Cui Yu felt that Cui Shu seemed to have a problem with Concubine Tian: "Don't you like her?"

Cui Yu sneered on the spot: "How could a man of my generation like such a woman who is so thoughtful? Only worthless men will be attracted by them, and they will let them grow up without teaching or guiding them." so!"

While talking, he glanced at Taikang Emperor and Zuo Xiang Ban Wei'an, the contempt in his eyes was very obvious.At the end, he also told Cui Yu: "Don't be fooled by beauty! Stay away from such a poor man!"

Cui Yu: ...Little uncle, do you prefer to look at beauties?

As the two looked back and forth, Concubine Tian Gui had already resolved the situation lightly, and signaled for the sound of drums to invite the first beautiful girl to come out and perform her talents.

There are a lot of women in this draft, and they have different ideas, but no matter what they have in mind, they must not lose face in front of so many people, almost all of them must be carefully prepared, and those who want to enter the royal family must do their best go all out.

Of course, there are a lot of people who want to go in, but whether it will be you or not depends entirely on your ability...

The show girls draw lots to show their talents in several directions, such as piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, dance, tea, embroidery, etc. to show their talents and education.

Maybe the 'getting used to getting along' wasn't going well a few days ago, all the beautiful girls are holding back their energy, the clothes must be outstanding, the color and style must be the most suitable for themselves, the makeup must be clear and beautiful, the temperament is extraordinary, and the talents displayed must not appear Any questions must be perfect!

Regardless of the royal family on the stage, the family with a beautiful girl below, or the family who wants to marry a beautiful girl, they all look solemn and nervous, watching the performance of the beautiful girl on the stage with wide eyes. Everyone applauds!

Only Cui Shu, while kneading the melon seeds, commented: "This makeup is clever, but the cheeks are too big and not beautiful at all."

"This one can wear clothes, and the color matches well, but her eyes are a little wandering, and her mind is not right."

"This is not bad, it's dazzlingly beautiful! It's just a little too thin. Is our emperor so thin?"

When commenting on the perfect girl, don't forget to comment on others.

"Tsk tsk, look at the king of Yue, his eyes are straight, he is picky and scrutinizing, he thinks he is choosing a side concubine for himself? No matter how you think about it, you can't be straightforward! How can you be so stupid and not be fought until now? of? Relying on the imperial concubine?"

"King Chang... what is he doing staring at the entrance of Xiunu, is he waiting for Yingying from our family? Ah bah! The toad wants to eat swan meat, there is no way!"

"But the prince's performance is not bad, his eyes are clear...uh—"

Before he could finish a word of praise, he saw the show girls who had just finished performing, and the two show girls who came over to start performing were all winking at Yang Xuan!

Cui Shu immediately turned dark, and threw the melon seeds in his hand on the ground, with great momentum: "Nephew, you can't have such a man who attracts bees and butterflies, you know!"

Cui Mata: ...

Cui Shu's eyebrows were sharp, and he looked extremely serious: "I don't know how much trouble it will cause, but he doesn't want to be moved, and just dealing with it is disgusting enough!"

Even if there is a lottery for the show girls, there must be manipulations in the lottery. Except for the opening ones, the top ones are all show girls with average status and appearance. , People are getting bolder.

For example, Zhu Qing, who is extremely beautiful and has a very hot figure, once she appeared on the stage, when she lowered her waist, many people's eyes were wrong.

She is wearing a red dress, dancing Hu Xuanwu, her waist is slender and tough, and her dancing skills are very good. She stretches and bends her hands, revealing eyebrows and eyes, charming like silk, and lifting her thighs, making different hooks. The waistline and long legs, the whole dance down, just one word: charming!

This behavior is too straightforward, everyone understands that she is going to Emperor Taikang's harem!

Emperor Taikang...Emperor Taikang did not withstand such a temptation, no matter how straight his face was, he still nodded slightly to express his satisfaction.

Surprisingly, Concubine Tian Gui was not angry at all, she didn't show any jealousy at all, and praised Zhu Qingwu for dancing well, and gave her a reward on the spot!

"Yo ho, there must be a good show." Cui Shu raised his brows high, and blinked at Cui Yu, with a gossip on his face.

Cui Yu also nodded: "Looking at this performance, Zhu Qing is definitely going to enter the harem."

Cui Shu drank a cup of wine, and sighed in a long voice: "Oh, it's a pity that this delicate girl will end up in a place where people can eat people but don't spit out bones!"

Seeing this expression of emotion, not knowing how to restrain himself, one knew that she would definitely not be able to do Tian Guifei.In front of everyone, Concubine Tian Gui, who has superb acting skills, must be grand, but when she really enters the palace...haha.

Soon, it was time for Ban Chan to play the role.

It stands to reason that with Ban Chan's background, she shouldn't have come out so early, maybe it was because of bad luck in the lottery.

Ban Chan played a piece of music with skillful techniques and good emotional integration, and the people who listened were mesmerized.

Emperor Taikang was very face-saving, and praised: "Good! The daughter of Zuoxiang is really good!"

Ban Chan's ceremony was also very perfect, very beautiful: "Father said, daughters should also have a little fluency in literature and ink, learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting to please themselves, my daughter is three years old playing the piano, this is the best at learning the piano, in fact, the favorite It's chess, but my father said that the little girl is not good at chess, so it's not good to make a fool of herself - the little girl heard that His Royal Highness King Yue is especially good at chess, I wonder if there is a chance, can I ask for advice?"

King Yue's eyes were soft, but he didn't speak, he only looked at Emperor Taikang.

Emperor Taikang laughed: "My son is really good at chess, if you want to ask for advice, you don't have to wait for another opportunity, you can do it today!"

King Yue smiled at Ban Chan when he got the words: "If the girl doesn't give up, we can talk with each other later when I have free time."

Ban Chan's complexion was glowing, and she was a little shy in saluting: "So, my little girl will wait for Your Highness!"

Cui Shu looked at the field, his eyes were so bright that he even forgot to knock the melon seeds: "Interesting, this is interesting! Concubine Tian Gui and the Liang family are at odds, but the Liang family's daughter has taken a fancy to the King of Yue!" He turned his head , looking at Cui Yu with piercing eyes, "Guess, will Concubine Tian Gui accept this little daughter-in-law?"

Cui Yu smiled: "What do you think, little uncle?"

"I think -- parents can't do better than children. Ban Chan wants to marry the King of Yue as a side concubine, but Prime Minister Liang doesn't want to, so she has to help. As for Concubine Tian... she is a smart person. I don't want to fight for my son."

Cui Yu thought for a while: "Perhaps this imperial concubine will compromise, but I always feel that this group of Chan will not be able to enter the palace of King Yue in the end."

Cui Shu looked at his nephew with meaningful eyes: "Your thoughts always surprise others like this."

Cui Yu bowed his head with a smile, and took a sip from the tea cup.

"I think it must be very interesting for this woman to make trouble. Let's go and watch her later?"

This proposal won Cui Mata's heart: "Sure."

While talking, another show girl performed.

This time it was Cui Ying who came out.

As expected, Cui Ying is Cui Yu's younger sister, Cui Shu's niece, and the granddaughter-in-law that the Prince of England favors, but she has a different idea.Different from those show girls who compete for beauty and strive to show their elegant and beautiful talents, she does not perform piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, nor does she show off female red skills. What she performs is—to settle accounts!

She asked someone to bring a box of ledgers to the scene, took out the small abacus she carried with her, and waved her slender hand to confirm it. The abacus was divided into upper and lower sides, automatically arranged, and placed on the table.

She flipped through the pages of the ledger with her left hand, wanted the abacus with one hand with her right hand, and typed as fast as she turned with her left hand, and typed as fast as her right hand.

The place was eerily quiet.

Yang Zhao, who was sitting in the clan group, straightened his eyes immediately, he actually knew how to plan!Also playing so fast and so beautiful!God knows that he is the last person to do this, the reconciliation of the account books every six months can almost kill him!

There is such a person in the world who can settle accounts, but she is still a woman!

Looking at the graceful background on the court, Yang Zhao's spirit was almost shaken out.

At this moment, he heard his own heartbeat, which was very fast and very loud.

At this moment, King Chang was also staring straight at Cui Ying, the corners of his lips curled up silently.Yes, that's it, this is such a special woman, talented, good, and playful!

When Cui Yu saw King Chang's eyes, his heart immediately tensed up.

Look at this, King Chang is going to make a monster soon!

The author has something to say: Yang Zhao (grieved pointing fingers): Yingying, they don't even take me to play.

Cui Ying: I'm sorry I'm a bit busy—Who are you?Also, please call me Miss Cui. <(＾－＾)>

Prince of England: Sure enough, this grandson is useless at all, so let's throw it away. (╰_╯)#

Uncle: Kacha, Kacha, Kacha... (pointing to the prince) Nephew, remember, you can't have such a man who attracts bees and butterflies! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Prince Xiong: Whoever provoked someone alone! !Refuse to lie down like this! ▼_▼

Mata beauty: ... as long as you have fun. (￣_￣)