So you're not my fan? !
Chapter 4
Chapter 4 Are you taking me for a fool again?
Yuan Xiaotu thought that he would never see Ke Yichen again, but he didn't expect this person to appear again in just a few hours.But it doesn't look very good, how many bottles have been drunk, it seems that he is not drunk yet.
Yuan Xiaotu felt that it was fate to meet each other, and it was even more fate if they met three times a day. In addition, there seemed to be no empty tables at the food stalls, so he happily planned to share a table with Ke Yichen.I didn't expect that Ke Yichen, who looked normal, was already drunk. When he saw him, he would hold him and would not let go, and he would talk about some trees.
"Brother, let go! I'm not a tree!" Yuan Xiaotu was taken aback, but his small body couldn't push Ke Yichen, so he could only let him hold him.The people around looked at them like idiots, and Yuan Xiaotu visually estimated that there were no fewer than three people taking out their phones to take pictures of them.
"Oh, what a disaster I've had." Yuan Xiaotu coaxed and pushed Ke Yichen back on the chair, planning to call someone to pick up the drunk.Fortunately, Ke Yichen's cell phone didn't have a password, but he encountered difficulties as soon as he opened the address book.Except for the ones without notes, the others are all with names and surnames, so he can't call them one by one to ask.
Yuan Xiaotu was worried when a phone call came.
"Hey, you are..." Before Yuan Xiaotu could even open his mouth, he slammed into the opposite side and said, "Ke Yichen, I don't want to rent the house to you because I need it urgently. You should move out quickly tomorrow." Let's go, I will refund half of this month's rent to you."
"It's not me—" The person on the other end of the phone didn't give Yuan Xiaotu a chance to say a word, and simply hung up the phone.Looking at it like this, even if Ke Yichen doesn't agree with the landlord, he is probably ready to evict him. This poor kid's mind is probably full of trees now, so he can just stuff it later if he finds out later.
But this Ke Yichen is really miserable. He played so many classic roles back then, and he looks good now, but why did he become like this.If grandma Yuan Xiaotu found out about this, it would be so distressing. She likes that "Tong Xiaobao" the most, and she is almost as good as her own grandson.
Forget it, I can't take care of that much, I'd better find someone to take care of him quickly.Yuan Xiaotu felt that it was better to find someone to take care of Ke Yichen earlier, so he decided to follow the call records.Yuan Xiaotu called the latest one in the call log, but the result showed an empty number. It seems that Ke Yichen who was drunk probably made the call.Most of the other contacts are customer service numbers such as 100xx or 95xx. This relationship is too bad.Forget it, you can't really leave him alone, Yuan Xiaotu can only continue to try, "Hey? Chang Pingzhi, there are quite a lot of calls, so let's just do this."
"Hi, hello, are you Mr. Chang Pingzhi?"
"What Chang Pingzhi? I'll give Lin Pingzhi back." Chang Fei hung up the phone resolutely. Now those who are engaged in sales promotion and fraud don't know how to find out the specific information. It's true that he can even call him wrong. His business ability is so poor... …
Wait, wasn't Ke Yichen the caller ID just now?Could it be that the kid lost his phone in the last show?What the hell is Chang Pingzhi, a brat who dares to call me a nickname!Believe it or not, I will give you a real PK?After being scolded enough, Chang Fei honestly dialed back, but this time no one answered.
Yuan Xiaotu also wanted to take it, but he didn't have a chance.He didn't know what kind of nerves Ke Yichen was having again, he finally calmed down, and then he broke out again.It seems that he really regarded him as some kind of tree, and grabbed Yuan Xiaotu's arm to make him unable to move. How did Yuan Xiaotu's small body make Ke Yichen, who was so tall, like Ke Yichen?
Yuan Xiaotu simply gave up struggling, listening to Ke Yichen's snot and tears, it was simply too horrible to look at.Ke Yichen would talk about why his parents didn't love his mother when he was a child, and then he would talk about how he restrained his relatives and friends. He said a lot of random things, and almost made Yuan Xiaotu cry.
Putting all these bits and pieces together, Yuan Xiaotu only came to one conclusion, and that was—Ke Yichen, a miserably capitalized one.
Yuan Xiaotu looked at Ke Yichen with more loving eyes, and he suddenly understood his grandma's mood a little bit.Although Yuan Xiaotu's parents left early, he still has a grandmother and a very reliable elder brother. The miserable life Ke Yichen described is unimaginable.Yuan Xiaotu was thinking about how to comfort Ke Yichen, but Ke Yichen himself didn't know what he thought of, so he suddenly laughed.
"Hey hey... It's nothing before. I have fans. Let me tell you, he's pretty good-looking. He looks like a bunny when he smiles. He's so cute." Speaking of this Ke Yichen seemed to wake up, and he spoke coherently, "The only problem with him is that he is very shy, and he wants to run away when he sees me. Come, let me show you his photo."
Seeing that Ke Yichen finally let go of him, Yuan Xiaotu started digging through a pile of wine bottles to find his phone, and quickly handed it over to him.Yuan Xiaotu also wanted to see who other idiots besides his demented grandma would be fans of this invisible little star.
"look!"
……
Oh, Yuan Xiaotu decided to take back what he said before, he is not an idiot.No, he's not a real fan, but it turns out that he was the one who Ke Yichen was talking about with Duohua just now.
Just because of what Ke Yichen boasted just now, Yuan Xiaotu decided to soften his heart one more time and give him a hand.Yuan Xiaotu coaxed Ke Yichen in a good voice: "Okay, okay, I saw it, your fans are super handsome and handsome."
"No, it's cute!"
"Okay, cute, cute."
It's true to be fussy with drunk people, Yuan Xiaotu asked for a glass of water, thinking about how to drink it for Ke Yichen, so that he could wake up.He didn't expect Ke Yichen to jump on the table without noticing him for so long, and started singing with a wine bottle: "It's booming..."
……
The scene was so out of control, Yuan Xiaotu looked at the crowd holding up their mobile phones to take pictures and videos and quietly backed away a few steps.I'm sorry brother, I really can't hold you back, I hope you won't regret it when you wake up.
Ke Yichen seemed to know such a song, he sang it over and over three times at the top of his voice, and finally got tired, half-sat there and didn't move.Yuan Xiaotu was about to pour him a cold drink, but Ke Yichen suddenly started to sing a love song with him.
The voice was so affectionate that Yuan Xiaotu's heart beat two beats faster when he sang.Fortunately, Ke Yichen was quiet after singing, and Yuan Xiaotu was miserable, and had to help him pay for the drinks in advance, and he stepped on a gap in the tables of the food stalls, and the boss wouldn't let them leave without giving the money.
Yuan Xiaotu finally brought Ke Yichen back to his home after going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships.Ke Yichen didn't know whether he was drunk or tired, he fell asleep as soon as he hit the bedside, Yuan Xiaotu was also half dead from exhaustion, so he slumped on the sofa and fell asleep.
The sky is big and the earth is big, sleep is the biggest.When the two were asleep, two videos were spread wildly on the Internet. After seeing it, Ke Yichen rang Ke Yichen's phone, but no one responded.
When Ke Yichen woke up, it was already noon the next day.When he woke up and suddenly found himself in a strange room, Ke Yichen had a headache, his mind was in a mess, and he couldn't recall anything.
I'm afraid that the smell of alcohol was picked up by a kind person when he was drunk.Why does this room look like a little girl's?This rabbit bed sheet and quilt are too naive, no, I can't be a little girl who was molested after drinking, I hope not, otherwise I will be famous for the rest of my life!
"I'm going, you're awake!" Yuan Xiaotu came in holding the air freshener he just bought, and sprayed it around with Ke Yichen as the center. The refreshing lemon smell finally suppressed the smell of wine.
When Ke Yichen saw Yuan Xiaotu, he was very pleasantly surprised. He couldn't remember what happened yesterday, and he had automatically imagined that Yuan Xiaotu liked him so much that he followed him all the time. He watched him get drunk, took the initiative to take care of him, and took him away. The story of coming home.Not to mention, everything else was right except that Yuan Xiaotu liked him too much.
"Thank you." Thank you for liking me so much, thank you for taking care of me so carefully.Ke Yichen didn't dare to say what was in his heart, he was afraid that his little fans would run away shyly.
"It's okay, you don't have a headache, right? Do you need sober medicine?" Yuan Xiaotu had already watched the video on the Internet when he woke up in the morning, and understood why Ke Yichen was so drunk last night.To be honest, if he was Ke Yichen, he would have been unable to resist beating someone on the spot. Ke Yichen must have been too sad to be stunned at the time. It was really hard for him, so he just drank and sang and didn't take revenge on the society. of.
Ke Yichen looked at the concern in Yuan Xiaotu's eyes that couldn't be concealed, and felt warm in his heart. Although something bad happened yesterday, it's really great to know Yuan Xiaotu.
"Your phone is out of battery, I'll charge it up for you, in the living room."
"Well, thank you."
"It's okay, it's okay, I understand, don't take it too seriously." Yuan Xiaotu was a little embarrassed, logically he shouldn't make things worse, but Ke Yichen would know sooner or later, so he couldn't help but say: "Yesterday it seemed like you The landlord called and said that the house is no longer rented to you and wants you to move out tomorrow."
"Really? I see."
It’s really a leak in the house and it’s raining all night. Yesterday’s program was messed up and I don’t know if I can still get paid.Now I don't even have a house to live in. I'm afraid I'm going to sleep on the bridge tomorrow.It's ironic to think about it, yesterday I was full of confidence to make a career, but now...
And let him see the most embarrassing appearance, I am afraid that this fan will disappear, I really failed.
Perhaps Ke Yichen's depression was too obvious, and Yuan Xiaotu didn't know what to say to comfort him.The two of them were silent in such embarrassment, Yuan Xiaotu decided to ask him for help, he is the best at fooling around, bah, he is the omnipotent brother.
"Brother, it's extremely urgent! How can you comfort someone who is sad!"
His brother replied very quickly, "Give him the money."
"Can you stop being so vulgar?"
"Oh, I was just going to send you a red envelope, since you think it's vulgar, then forget it."
"Don't stop, bro, you're my own brother, I'm asking for help seriously, my friend is almost crying."
"Give him what he lacks, just pay attention to the form, don't hurt his self-esteem."
What does Ke Yichen lack?He seems to be missing everything!But what is most lacking now is a place to live!At the thought of this, Yuan Xiaotu blurted out: "Do you want to live in my house?"
"what?"
"Just pay attention to the form, don't hurt people's self-esteem."
"I'm not sympathetic to you, I'm just about to rent out the house!"
"Are you taking me for a fool again?"
The author has something to say:
Ke Yichen: Are you taking me for a fool again?
Yuan Xiaotu: Yes~ bite me if you have the ability~~~
Ke Yichen: Do you think I dare not?
Yuan Xiaotu thought that he would never see Ke Yichen again, but he didn't expect this person to appear again in just a few hours.But it doesn't look very good, how many bottles have been drunk, it seems that he is not drunk yet.
Yuan Xiaotu felt that it was fate to meet each other, and it was even more fate if they met three times a day. In addition, there seemed to be no empty tables at the food stalls, so he happily planned to share a table with Ke Yichen.I didn't expect that Ke Yichen, who looked normal, was already drunk. When he saw him, he would hold him and would not let go, and he would talk about some trees.
"Brother, let go! I'm not a tree!" Yuan Xiaotu was taken aback, but his small body couldn't push Ke Yichen, so he could only let him hold him.The people around looked at them like idiots, and Yuan Xiaotu visually estimated that there were no fewer than three people taking out their phones to take pictures of them.
"Oh, what a disaster I've had." Yuan Xiaotu coaxed and pushed Ke Yichen back on the chair, planning to call someone to pick up the drunk.Fortunately, Ke Yichen's cell phone didn't have a password, but he encountered difficulties as soon as he opened the address book.Except for the ones without notes, the others are all with names and surnames, so he can't call them one by one to ask.
Yuan Xiaotu was worried when a phone call came.
"Hey, you are..." Before Yuan Xiaotu could even open his mouth, he slammed into the opposite side and said, "Ke Yichen, I don't want to rent the house to you because I need it urgently. You should move out quickly tomorrow." Let's go, I will refund half of this month's rent to you."
"It's not me—" The person on the other end of the phone didn't give Yuan Xiaotu a chance to say a word, and simply hung up the phone.Looking at it like this, even if Ke Yichen doesn't agree with the landlord, he is probably ready to evict him. This poor kid's mind is probably full of trees now, so he can just stuff it later if he finds out later.
But this Ke Yichen is really miserable. He played so many classic roles back then, and he looks good now, but why did he become like this.If grandma Yuan Xiaotu found out about this, it would be so distressing. She likes that "Tong Xiaobao" the most, and she is almost as good as her own grandson.
Forget it, I can't take care of that much, I'd better find someone to take care of him quickly.Yuan Xiaotu felt that it was better to find someone to take care of Ke Yichen earlier, so he decided to follow the call records.Yuan Xiaotu called the latest one in the call log, but the result showed an empty number. It seems that Ke Yichen who was drunk probably made the call.Most of the other contacts are customer service numbers such as 100xx or 95xx. This relationship is too bad.Forget it, you can't really leave him alone, Yuan Xiaotu can only continue to try, "Hey? Chang Pingzhi, there are quite a lot of calls, so let's just do this."
"Hi, hello, are you Mr. Chang Pingzhi?"
"What Chang Pingzhi? I'll give Lin Pingzhi back." Chang Fei hung up the phone resolutely. Now those who are engaged in sales promotion and fraud don't know how to find out the specific information. It's true that he can even call him wrong. His business ability is so poor... …
Wait, wasn't Ke Yichen the caller ID just now?Could it be that the kid lost his phone in the last show?What the hell is Chang Pingzhi, a brat who dares to call me a nickname!Believe it or not, I will give you a real PK?After being scolded enough, Chang Fei honestly dialed back, but this time no one answered.
Yuan Xiaotu also wanted to take it, but he didn't have a chance.He didn't know what kind of nerves Ke Yichen was having again, he finally calmed down, and then he broke out again.It seems that he really regarded him as some kind of tree, and grabbed Yuan Xiaotu's arm to make him unable to move. How did Yuan Xiaotu's small body make Ke Yichen, who was so tall, like Ke Yichen?
Yuan Xiaotu simply gave up struggling, listening to Ke Yichen's snot and tears, it was simply too horrible to look at.Ke Yichen would talk about why his parents didn't love his mother when he was a child, and then he would talk about how he restrained his relatives and friends. He said a lot of random things, and almost made Yuan Xiaotu cry.
Putting all these bits and pieces together, Yuan Xiaotu only came to one conclusion, and that was—Ke Yichen, a miserably capitalized one.
Yuan Xiaotu looked at Ke Yichen with more loving eyes, and he suddenly understood his grandma's mood a little bit.Although Yuan Xiaotu's parents left early, he still has a grandmother and a very reliable elder brother. The miserable life Ke Yichen described is unimaginable.Yuan Xiaotu was thinking about how to comfort Ke Yichen, but Ke Yichen himself didn't know what he thought of, so he suddenly laughed.
"Hey hey... It's nothing before. I have fans. Let me tell you, he's pretty good-looking. He looks like a bunny when he smiles. He's so cute." Speaking of this Ke Yichen seemed to wake up, and he spoke coherently, "The only problem with him is that he is very shy, and he wants to run away when he sees me. Come, let me show you his photo."
Seeing that Ke Yichen finally let go of him, Yuan Xiaotu started digging through a pile of wine bottles to find his phone, and quickly handed it over to him.Yuan Xiaotu also wanted to see who other idiots besides his demented grandma would be fans of this invisible little star.
"look!"
……
Oh, Yuan Xiaotu decided to take back what he said before, he is not an idiot.No, he's not a real fan, but it turns out that he was the one who Ke Yichen was talking about with Duohua just now.
Just because of what Ke Yichen boasted just now, Yuan Xiaotu decided to soften his heart one more time and give him a hand.Yuan Xiaotu coaxed Ke Yichen in a good voice: "Okay, okay, I saw it, your fans are super handsome and handsome."
"No, it's cute!"
"Okay, cute, cute."
It's true to be fussy with drunk people, Yuan Xiaotu asked for a glass of water, thinking about how to drink it for Ke Yichen, so that he could wake up.He didn't expect Ke Yichen to jump on the table without noticing him for so long, and started singing with a wine bottle: "It's booming..."
……
The scene was so out of control, Yuan Xiaotu looked at the crowd holding up their mobile phones to take pictures and videos and quietly backed away a few steps.I'm sorry brother, I really can't hold you back, I hope you won't regret it when you wake up.
Ke Yichen seemed to know such a song, he sang it over and over three times at the top of his voice, and finally got tired, half-sat there and didn't move.Yuan Xiaotu was about to pour him a cold drink, but Ke Yichen suddenly started to sing a love song with him.
The voice was so affectionate that Yuan Xiaotu's heart beat two beats faster when he sang.Fortunately, Ke Yichen was quiet after singing, and Yuan Xiaotu was miserable, and had to help him pay for the drinks in advance, and he stepped on a gap in the tables of the food stalls, and the boss wouldn't let them leave without giving the money.
Yuan Xiaotu finally brought Ke Yichen back to his home after going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships.Ke Yichen didn't know whether he was drunk or tired, he fell asleep as soon as he hit the bedside, Yuan Xiaotu was also half dead from exhaustion, so he slumped on the sofa and fell asleep.
The sky is big and the earth is big, sleep is the biggest.When the two were asleep, two videos were spread wildly on the Internet. After seeing it, Ke Yichen rang Ke Yichen's phone, but no one responded.
When Ke Yichen woke up, it was already noon the next day.When he woke up and suddenly found himself in a strange room, Ke Yichen had a headache, his mind was in a mess, and he couldn't recall anything.
I'm afraid that the smell of alcohol was picked up by a kind person when he was drunk.Why does this room look like a little girl's?This rabbit bed sheet and quilt are too naive, no, I can't be a little girl who was molested after drinking, I hope not, otherwise I will be famous for the rest of my life!
"I'm going, you're awake!" Yuan Xiaotu came in holding the air freshener he just bought, and sprayed it around with Ke Yichen as the center. The refreshing lemon smell finally suppressed the smell of wine.
When Ke Yichen saw Yuan Xiaotu, he was very pleasantly surprised. He couldn't remember what happened yesterday, and he had automatically imagined that Yuan Xiaotu liked him so much that he followed him all the time. He watched him get drunk, took the initiative to take care of him, and took him away. The story of coming home.Not to mention, everything else was right except that Yuan Xiaotu liked him too much.
"Thank you." Thank you for liking me so much, thank you for taking care of me so carefully.Ke Yichen didn't dare to say what was in his heart, he was afraid that his little fans would run away shyly.
"It's okay, you don't have a headache, right? Do you need sober medicine?" Yuan Xiaotu had already watched the video on the Internet when he woke up in the morning, and understood why Ke Yichen was so drunk last night.To be honest, if he was Ke Yichen, he would have been unable to resist beating someone on the spot. Ke Yichen must have been too sad to be stunned at the time. It was really hard for him, so he just drank and sang and didn't take revenge on the society. of.
Ke Yichen looked at the concern in Yuan Xiaotu's eyes that couldn't be concealed, and felt warm in his heart. Although something bad happened yesterday, it's really great to know Yuan Xiaotu.
"Your phone is out of battery, I'll charge it up for you, in the living room."
"Well, thank you."
"It's okay, it's okay, I understand, don't take it too seriously." Yuan Xiaotu was a little embarrassed, logically he shouldn't make things worse, but Ke Yichen would know sooner or later, so he couldn't help but say: "Yesterday it seemed like you The landlord called and said that the house is no longer rented to you and wants you to move out tomorrow."
"Really? I see."
It’s really a leak in the house and it’s raining all night. Yesterday’s program was messed up and I don’t know if I can still get paid.Now I don't even have a house to live in. I'm afraid I'm going to sleep on the bridge tomorrow.It's ironic to think about it, yesterday I was full of confidence to make a career, but now...
And let him see the most embarrassing appearance, I am afraid that this fan will disappear, I really failed.
Perhaps Ke Yichen's depression was too obvious, and Yuan Xiaotu didn't know what to say to comfort him.The two of them were silent in such embarrassment, Yuan Xiaotu decided to ask him for help, he is the best at fooling around, bah, he is the omnipotent brother.
"Brother, it's extremely urgent! How can you comfort someone who is sad!"
His brother replied very quickly, "Give him the money."
"Can you stop being so vulgar?"
"Oh, I was just going to send you a red envelope, since you think it's vulgar, then forget it."
"Don't stop, bro, you're my own brother, I'm asking for help seriously, my friend is almost crying."
"Give him what he lacks, just pay attention to the form, don't hurt his self-esteem."
What does Ke Yichen lack?He seems to be missing everything!But what is most lacking now is a place to live!At the thought of this, Yuan Xiaotu blurted out: "Do you want to live in my house?"
"what?"
"Just pay attention to the form, don't hurt people's self-esteem."
"I'm not sympathetic to you, I'm just about to rent out the house!"
"Are you taking me for a fool again?"
The author has something to say:
Ke Yichen: Are you taking me for a fool again?
Yuan Xiaotu: Yes~ bite me if you have the ability~~~
Ke Yichen: Do you think I dare not?
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