Puppet Taobao store
Chapter 48 1 Copper Coins
"Are you going to take me back to my mother's house?" Yan Jun took out his mobile phone to take a picture of his specially done hair. This hairstyle was specially done by his hair stylist, so that people can know at a glance that he is a serious man. , a calm, successful, trustworthy good man.
Qi Wu was carrying a backpack, which contained only two changes of clothes and a charger, which was very simple.At this moment, he was checking the ticket he had booked, and the corners of his mouth twitched when he heard this: "You are the one who wants to follow."
After thinking about it, he felt that he was not strong enough to refute, so he added: "You are the one who wants to follow me to see the parents."
Before Yan Jun could speak to him, he realized that there were no parents in his family anymore, and said, "No, I can only take you home to visit the grave."
Knowing that he was in a bad mood thinking about his parents, Yan Jun secretly scolded himself for finding such a topic, and decided to rescue him: "This matter is not urgent, not urgent."
"..." I have to say, every time I heard him speak, the little loneliness in my heart twisted and flew away.
Qi Wu lined up to get the ticket, Yan Jun stood behind him and watched, looking like a dog who had never been on a train.
"Why don't you fly?"
"The place is small and there is no airport. Moreover, the train can only take you to the city, and you have to take a bus to reach Lichuan Town." Qi Wu raised his eyebrows, "At that time, there were too many people and voices, are you sure you want with me?"
Yan Jun who just wanted to be alone with Qi Wu was very dissatisfied: "We can drive there."
Qi Wu squinted at him: "I just got my driver's license, and I can't go on the highway for a year."
"I have it."
"I've taken all the tickets, hurry up." Qi Wu never thought that Yan Jun would be with him.
They got on the train together, and the place they were going to was Qi Wu's hometown, which was also the place where that person went before.
After Qi Wu noticed that the aura he was emitting was close to the train station, Yan Jun immediately went to check where the person was going at that time, and learned that the terminal of the train was L City, which belonged to Lichuan Town.
There are many motives for that person to go to L City, he may go to the people in the organization, he may seek medical advice, he may go to a class reunion to show off himself, but Qi Wu's first reaction is that the man is going to his hometown .It was there that Yanli's mother met his father for the first time, and his father went back to his hometown after learning about Yan's mother. Since that organization killed his father, he must know everything about his father.
So he instinctively felt that the person was going to his hometown, but he didn't know the person's purpose.
Or, he guessed wrong.Maybe that person is going to L City to meet his old lover...
No matter what, he always wanted to go back to find out what happened, but he didn't expect that Yan Jun would go with him and bring Lao Gang with him.
Qi Wu bought the ticket, the three of them got into the carriage and were looking for their seats, Yan Jun glanced at the number on the seat.Only then did I realize that Qi Wu and Lao Gang were sitting next to each other, and Yan Jun was sitting opposite them.
Yan Jun glanced at Lao Gang lightly from the corner of his eye, and Lao Gang tactfully sat across from him, and then he sat next to Qi Wu with satisfaction.
When he first knew that he was going to take the train, Yan Jun wanted to get in touch with Qi Wu, so he sprayed some perfume that was said to be the most masculine. The stylist patted his chest and promised that his sweetheart would smell the fragrance Myself, the second heard that I was confused and infatuated, the third heard that I was drunk, and the fourth heard that I raised my buttocks and came to see me.
Well, Yan Jun was really moved when he heard the last sentence.
Holding the ideal of being invisible, Yan Jun dangled his arms in front of Qi Wu from time to time.
However, Qi Wu watched with cold eyes, and the lingering fragrance at the tip of his nose reminded him that he could only spray sixgod.
People got into the carriage one after another, and three people sat on the seats next to them.Sitting next to Lao Gang were two college students who looked like a couple in love. Sitting next to Yan Jun was a white and fat man who took out a bunch of snacks and drinks to eat and drink as soon as he sat down.
Qi Wu clicked on his mobile phone to check the situation in his Taobao store while talking to Yan Jun. Halfway through the conversation, he noticed that Yan Jun paused before continuing.Such a small detail caught Qi Wu's attention, and he turned to look at Yanjun.
I saw that although he was chatting with him with a smile, his body was actually sitting upright without any relaxation.
From the corner of his eyes, Qi Wu noticed the fat man next to him. He was eating and drinking all the time. After eating the chicken feet, he opened the potato chips and took a sip of Coke from time to time. claws and a bunch of shelled things.
The key is that the fat man still carelessly did not pay attention to hygiene, and he threw it on the table when he saw it was full. The table was originally small, so it spread to Yan Jun's side, not to mention the scum that splashed from time to time.
Qi Wu's heart moved, Yan Jun has been getting in and out of luxury cars all the time, and going to a certain place is probably the first class of the plane, I am afraid that it is the first time to take the train, and with the people next to him, he will not be used to it.
This matter has nothing to do with him from the beginning to the end, he can stand by and watch without any need to participate, but he has not only provided him with various conveniences and done everything well, but now he is also accompanying the bumps...
Qi Wu sat inside and motioned Yan Jun to come over.
Although Yan Jun didn't understand why Qi Wu was acting like this all of a sudden, he would never refuse the sudden benefits. He didn't show it on his face immediately, but he was secretly excited and rubbed against him, even the fat man next to him who didn't have any sense of hygiene. I don't care about it.
The fat man was still eating, and finally finished eating the snacks on the table. When everyone thought they could finally get back to life, he took out a bunch of snacks from his bag.
The couple who had been getting close together on the opposite side both frowned, with disgust flashing in their eyes.
Qi Wu watched the fat man drinking Coke, and felt inexplicably wanting to go to the toilet, so he squeezed out his seat and went to the toilet after talking to Yan Jun.
The toilets on this train are not divided into men and women, and they are locked from the inside after entering.Qi Wu solved it quickly, afraid that if he lingered inside for a long time, it would be a little embarrassing if there were girls waiting outside.
He came out of it quickly, went to the sink to wash his hands, stretched his hands under the faucet for a long time, but no water came out. He patted the faucet strangely, only to realize that the water was not coming out automatically but manually.
Qi Wu was a little embarrassed, and relaxed thinking that no one was there. When he was about to leave after washing his hands, his eyes fell on a yellow unknown object the size of half a fingernail on the sink.
In order to prove that this is not what he suspected, Qi Wu looked down for a long time before he recognized that the soaked yellow stuff was potato chip crumbs.
He breathed a sigh of relief after knowing it wasn't that, and then couldn't help but think of the pile of garbage on the table just now.
"Why so long?"
Yan Jun's voice suddenly sounded behind him, Qi Wu turned around and saw that Yan Jun also came to the toilet.
"Are you going to the bathroom too?" Qi Wu didn't know how to answer his question of why it took him so long. Could it be that he was obsessed with making sure there was poop on the sink?
Yan Jun shook his head: "Seeing that you haven't come out for so long, I thought you fell into the toilet."
"Is the toilet so easy to fall?" Qi Wu disdained.
"That might be." Yan Jun looked at the toilet and wondered what he thought, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, "I remember that the plot in this book started because the protagonist's mother went to the toilet and threw him into the toilet."
"..."
Qi Wu was smiling at first, but suddenly he remembered his father, who had to go to the toilet when he took the train for the first time, and was afraid that he would be abducted outside, so he took him to the toilet together.But the toilet was so small that his father almost knocked him off the toilet when he turned around.
"I've read that book too, and I really wish I was the protagonist in it." Like in that book, the father lost his child and could never find it again.If that was the case, probably his father would not have moved to W city because of him and would not have helped his mother again, so that he could still live in his hometown, although poor but safe.
"After the father who lost his child in the original book came home, he worked hard and got promoted in grief, hoping to get his child back when he became capable." Yan Jun understood Qi Wu's thoughts, but he still wanted to express his point of view.
If Qi Wu's father really lost him, he would have to agree to Yan's mother's request in exchange for his request to find the child back.
Qi Wu was stunned, it took him a long time to react, and he smiled suddenly: "It's like this."
No matter what, his father will still go this way for him.His face couldn't help being moved, and his eye sockets were also slightly hot.
Seeing him like this, Yan Jun also smiled: "Although the time and place are wrong, I still want to know what kind of person your father is."
"What kind of person?" Qi Wu raised his head and leaned against the wall to recall, "Well, it's hard to say."
Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered something and laughed: "There is one thing that can be said. When I was in junior high school, he picked up a copper coin at the gate of the vegetable market, and after he came back, he has been slumped on the sofa all day. A state where I am who am I, where am I? What is my name? I want to post it. When I go out to walk around at night, my back is straight and my eyes are sharp. We are going to sell it for 98 billion.”
Yan Jun could imagine the lazy figure of his father-in-law and Qi Wu's speechless attitude at that time, but he asked with great interest: "What about after that?"
"After that?" Qi Wu snorted coldly with his head attached to his body, "After he took the copper coin to the antique market, even the owner of the roadside stall laughed at him and said that he can buy two of these coins for ten yuan and play casually. He I don't even think about it, what kind of amazing antiques will be picked up at the entrance of a vegetable market?"
Yan Jun couldn't help laughing, and almost blurted out his father-in-law, but calmed down, knowing that now is not the time to be presumptuous: "Uncle has a very good personality."
Should be fine, right?Qi Wu shook his head and smiled.
There are no windows in the toilet, and there is no sunlight coming in. There is only a wordless smell lingering around him. However, Yan Jun felt that Qi Wu's whole body was glowing at the moment he smiled. Unconsciously, he even raised his hand to caress Qi Wu's beautiful eyebrows.
It's a pity that the facts will never allow him to get what he wanted. As soon as he raised his hand, Qi Wu suddenly bounced it away, and immediately looked back at the wall he just leaned against: "Wait, there is no strange poop on this wall, right?"
"..." Yan Jun's expression was hard to describe, "Tell me your story."
"..." Qi Wu turned his head and left the toilet first, "We have to go back."
When going back, Qi Wu saw his table full of snacks from afar, and suddenly pulled Yanjun: "Did anyone go to my table when I went to the bathroom?"
"No." Yan Jun was puzzled, "What's wrong?"
"It's okay." Qi Wu looked away from the bag of potato chips in the fat man's hand.
When he sat down again, Qi Wu was going to sit next to the fat man, but Yan Jun pushed him to the inside.
When Qi Wu was sitting down, he suddenly stretched out his head and asked the fat man: "Can you give me some fun?"
The fat man was taken aback, and the hand that fed the potato chips to his mouth paused for a moment, but he finally came to his senses and rummaged enthusiastically on the table for a long time, picked them up one by one to look at them, and finally put the happy things in his hand hand it to him.
Qi Wu smiled and took a piece: "Thank you."
Yan Jun watched Qi Wu bite the potato chips, but in the end he didn't say anything.
Speechless all the way.
Qi Wu last night comforted the group of wild horses with prolapsed anus for a long time before going to sleep. Now that he had nothing to do, he felt drowsy. He fell asleep after a while, with his head nodding.
Yan Jun stared intently at the side, and even raised his shoulders to meet Qi Wu's pillow.However, Qi Wu nodded his head for a long time, and finally leaned against the window on the left.
Yan Jun grabbed his head expressionlessly and leaned it on his shoulder. The only one who noticed this scene was the female college student leaning on the boy's arms, and her eyes froze for a moment.
Yanjun glanced at her indifferently, and successfully made her dare not speak.
Qi Wu slept for a long time, so long that he even dreamed of his father. When he was a child, he often tinkered with the old TV set, and then climbed to the roof to repair and repair the antenna, and he could receive several sets.Except for a few cartoons he likes to watch, there are a few classic anti-Japanese films.
There was a time when he kept asking his father what would happen if the devils entered the village again, and his father dug a hole under the TV and played around with him.
"If the devil comes in again, we will hide here."
"Okay!"
……
"Okay, you fat bastard!"
The familiar words woke Qi Wu up. As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he had fallen asleep with his head tilted and leaning against Yan Jun's shoulder. He breathed a sigh of relief and raised his head to see the current situation.
A couple on the opposite side stood up and glared at the fat man at some point, while the fat man blushed in embarrassment.
"What's wrong?" Qi Wu asked in a low voice.
Yan Juan knew that he was awake since Qi Wu touched his shoulder, and now he lowered his voice and explained to him: "It's already arrived, a piece of debris accidentally fell on the girl opposite."
When Qi Wu heard this sentence, he straightened out the development of the matter by himself. The fat man accidentally put crumbs on the girl when he was eating, and the girl who endured all the way finally broke out.
"Do you still have any public morals? You only know how to eat and eat along the way. After eating, you throw the garbage on the table without wiping your hands. Forget it, you still eat snacks everywhere!" The disgust in the girl's eyes She couldn't hide her dislike anymore, she almost pointed at the fat man's nose and cursed.
The train had already arrived, and people were rushing towards the door. Only their table did not move. All the people passing by cast their gazes, either watching the excitement or condemning. Anyway, most of them looked at the fat man with disgust.
The fat man didn't eat any more, he didn't know where to put his greasy hands, and his voice was so small that he could barely hear: "I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry, does it work? Do you know how dirty the debris from your mouth sprayed on my clothes? It's full of saliva! Why didn't you know how to be scruples before eating?" The girl pulled her skirt and her face turned black. I don't want to touch my skirt again.
The girl was still aggressive, but the boy at the side advised her to forget it. Seeing that everyone was looking over and the girl had already arrived at the station, the girl cursed a few words and followed the boy.
The fat man on the side sat with his head down for a long time, and he carried his bag when he was almost gone.
The three who had been sitting in the innermost place and couldn't get out left at the end of the crowd. Lao Gang only cared about his master, and was always concerned about whether Yan Jun was okay; Wu stroked his chin, feeling very amused.
The three of them left the train station, Yan Jun took the lead to a quiet place, and looked back at Qi Wu: "Is there a problem with the person next to you?"
"It's a big problem." Qi Wu sneered, "His own fucking character is a fat foodie. When I asked him for snacks, he would rummage through the bags, and finally realized that I took them. If you eat snacks often Isn’t it obvious at a glance? Also, when I came out of the toilet, I found a potato chip crumb on the sink, which may have been left by someone else, although I don’t think anyone would take snacks to the toilet to eat.”
Yan Jun's attention has never been on other people. Apart from intentionally trying to use his arms to conquer Qi Wu during the whole process, he let Qi Wu rest on his arm, only when Qi Wu pays attention to fat men repeatedly. Confuse.
"Old Gang, show me your bag."
Lao Gang put down his backpack and handed it to him. Qi Wu took it and found a knuckle-sized puppet on the most mezzanine. However, Yan Jun saw that he was taking something out, but he couldn't see anything.
Qi Wu squeezed hard with his hand, crushing the aura hidden on the surface of the doll, and the next second the doll appeared in Qi Wu's hand.
"This, I didn't bring this." Lao Gang was surprised.
Yan Jun also frowned.
"Of course you didn't bring it with you. The male college student next to you put it secretly. Pretend to quarrel to draw our attention, and stuff this thing into your bag by yourself."
"So they are accomplices?" Yan Jun asked.
"Yes, that fat man f*cked with such a character at the beginning. When I went to the bathroom, he might secretly release the doll to watch me, but the doll was covered with debris and fell on the sink. After that, the couple saw that they were going to get off the car. I deliberately made it so that I wanted to know our whereabouts through this puppet." Qi Wu sneered, "I have never seen anyone who both dislikes those rubbish and picks up."
He woke up just in time to see the girl leaning forward, but stood up and went mad.
"The people in that organization, one or two are drama masters."
The original "delivery boy" was yes, and so is the fake fat guy of the young couple.
The author has something to say: finish yesterday's~
I didn’t mean to leave yesterday hahaha, I just mean that person went to the train station and left.
Of course, it also contains my beautiful fantasy about my aunt getting out of here
It even more alludes to the fact that in the real world, my little friend abandoned me under the scorching sun because of her aunt's stage madness and cursed me to come to my aunt, which caused me to fall into the bed sheet the next day like a big blood. My mother bought me a bunch of diapers and made me sleep warm every night from the bread in front of my waist to the back of my waist. It is a very intimate sad experience.
Above
In fact, I really want to save Gong’s character design. At the beginning, he was shrewd but careless, but now he is only careless. The success of his career and the happiness of his marriage depend on the hands of his wife.
Qi Wu was carrying a backpack, which contained only two changes of clothes and a charger, which was very simple.At this moment, he was checking the ticket he had booked, and the corners of his mouth twitched when he heard this: "You are the one who wants to follow."
After thinking about it, he felt that he was not strong enough to refute, so he added: "You are the one who wants to follow me to see the parents."
Before Yan Jun could speak to him, he realized that there were no parents in his family anymore, and said, "No, I can only take you home to visit the grave."
Knowing that he was in a bad mood thinking about his parents, Yan Jun secretly scolded himself for finding such a topic, and decided to rescue him: "This matter is not urgent, not urgent."
"..." I have to say, every time I heard him speak, the little loneliness in my heart twisted and flew away.
Qi Wu lined up to get the ticket, Yan Jun stood behind him and watched, looking like a dog who had never been on a train.
"Why don't you fly?"
"The place is small and there is no airport. Moreover, the train can only take you to the city, and you have to take a bus to reach Lichuan Town." Qi Wu raised his eyebrows, "At that time, there were too many people and voices, are you sure you want with me?"
Yan Jun who just wanted to be alone with Qi Wu was very dissatisfied: "We can drive there."
Qi Wu squinted at him: "I just got my driver's license, and I can't go on the highway for a year."
"I have it."
"I've taken all the tickets, hurry up." Qi Wu never thought that Yan Jun would be with him.
They got on the train together, and the place they were going to was Qi Wu's hometown, which was also the place where that person went before.
After Qi Wu noticed that the aura he was emitting was close to the train station, Yan Jun immediately went to check where the person was going at that time, and learned that the terminal of the train was L City, which belonged to Lichuan Town.
There are many motives for that person to go to L City, he may go to the people in the organization, he may seek medical advice, he may go to a class reunion to show off himself, but Qi Wu's first reaction is that the man is going to his hometown .It was there that Yanli's mother met his father for the first time, and his father went back to his hometown after learning about Yan's mother. Since that organization killed his father, he must know everything about his father.
So he instinctively felt that the person was going to his hometown, but he didn't know the person's purpose.
Or, he guessed wrong.Maybe that person is going to L City to meet his old lover...
No matter what, he always wanted to go back to find out what happened, but he didn't expect that Yan Jun would go with him and bring Lao Gang with him.
Qi Wu bought the ticket, the three of them got into the carriage and were looking for their seats, Yan Jun glanced at the number on the seat.Only then did I realize that Qi Wu and Lao Gang were sitting next to each other, and Yan Jun was sitting opposite them.
Yan Jun glanced at Lao Gang lightly from the corner of his eye, and Lao Gang tactfully sat across from him, and then he sat next to Qi Wu with satisfaction.
When he first knew that he was going to take the train, Yan Jun wanted to get in touch with Qi Wu, so he sprayed some perfume that was said to be the most masculine. The stylist patted his chest and promised that his sweetheart would smell the fragrance Myself, the second heard that I was confused and infatuated, the third heard that I was drunk, and the fourth heard that I raised my buttocks and came to see me.
Well, Yan Jun was really moved when he heard the last sentence.
Holding the ideal of being invisible, Yan Jun dangled his arms in front of Qi Wu from time to time.
However, Qi Wu watched with cold eyes, and the lingering fragrance at the tip of his nose reminded him that he could only spray sixgod.
People got into the carriage one after another, and three people sat on the seats next to them.Sitting next to Lao Gang were two college students who looked like a couple in love. Sitting next to Yan Jun was a white and fat man who took out a bunch of snacks and drinks to eat and drink as soon as he sat down.
Qi Wu clicked on his mobile phone to check the situation in his Taobao store while talking to Yan Jun. Halfway through the conversation, he noticed that Yan Jun paused before continuing.Such a small detail caught Qi Wu's attention, and he turned to look at Yanjun.
I saw that although he was chatting with him with a smile, his body was actually sitting upright without any relaxation.
From the corner of his eyes, Qi Wu noticed the fat man next to him. He was eating and drinking all the time. After eating the chicken feet, he opened the potato chips and took a sip of Coke from time to time. claws and a bunch of shelled things.
The key is that the fat man still carelessly did not pay attention to hygiene, and he threw it on the table when he saw it was full. The table was originally small, so it spread to Yan Jun's side, not to mention the scum that splashed from time to time.
Qi Wu's heart moved, Yan Jun has been getting in and out of luxury cars all the time, and going to a certain place is probably the first class of the plane, I am afraid that it is the first time to take the train, and with the people next to him, he will not be used to it.
This matter has nothing to do with him from the beginning to the end, he can stand by and watch without any need to participate, but he has not only provided him with various conveniences and done everything well, but now he is also accompanying the bumps...
Qi Wu sat inside and motioned Yan Jun to come over.
Although Yan Jun didn't understand why Qi Wu was acting like this all of a sudden, he would never refuse the sudden benefits. He didn't show it on his face immediately, but he was secretly excited and rubbed against him, even the fat man next to him who didn't have any sense of hygiene. I don't care about it.
The fat man was still eating, and finally finished eating the snacks on the table. When everyone thought they could finally get back to life, he took out a bunch of snacks from his bag.
The couple who had been getting close together on the opposite side both frowned, with disgust flashing in their eyes.
Qi Wu watched the fat man drinking Coke, and felt inexplicably wanting to go to the toilet, so he squeezed out his seat and went to the toilet after talking to Yan Jun.
The toilets on this train are not divided into men and women, and they are locked from the inside after entering.Qi Wu solved it quickly, afraid that if he lingered inside for a long time, it would be a little embarrassing if there were girls waiting outside.
He came out of it quickly, went to the sink to wash his hands, stretched his hands under the faucet for a long time, but no water came out. He patted the faucet strangely, only to realize that the water was not coming out automatically but manually.
Qi Wu was a little embarrassed, and relaxed thinking that no one was there. When he was about to leave after washing his hands, his eyes fell on a yellow unknown object the size of half a fingernail on the sink.
In order to prove that this is not what he suspected, Qi Wu looked down for a long time before he recognized that the soaked yellow stuff was potato chip crumbs.
He breathed a sigh of relief after knowing it wasn't that, and then couldn't help but think of the pile of garbage on the table just now.
"Why so long?"
Yan Jun's voice suddenly sounded behind him, Qi Wu turned around and saw that Yan Jun also came to the toilet.
"Are you going to the bathroom too?" Qi Wu didn't know how to answer his question of why it took him so long. Could it be that he was obsessed with making sure there was poop on the sink?
Yan Jun shook his head: "Seeing that you haven't come out for so long, I thought you fell into the toilet."
"Is the toilet so easy to fall?" Qi Wu disdained.
"That might be." Yan Jun looked at the toilet and wondered what he thought, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, "I remember that the plot in this book started because the protagonist's mother went to the toilet and threw him into the toilet."
"..."
Qi Wu was smiling at first, but suddenly he remembered his father, who had to go to the toilet when he took the train for the first time, and was afraid that he would be abducted outside, so he took him to the toilet together.But the toilet was so small that his father almost knocked him off the toilet when he turned around.
"I've read that book too, and I really wish I was the protagonist in it." Like in that book, the father lost his child and could never find it again.If that was the case, probably his father would not have moved to W city because of him and would not have helped his mother again, so that he could still live in his hometown, although poor but safe.
"After the father who lost his child in the original book came home, he worked hard and got promoted in grief, hoping to get his child back when he became capable." Yan Jun understood Qi Wu's thoughts, but he still wanted to express his point of view.
If Qi Wu's father really lost him, he would have to agree to Yan's mother's request in exchange for his request to find the child back.
Qi Wu was stunned, it took him a long time to react, and he smiled suddenly: "It's like this."
No matter what, his father will still go this way for him.His face couldn't help being moved, and his eye sockets were also slightly hot.
Seeing him like this, Yan Jun also smiled: "Although the time and place are wrong, I still want to know what kind of person your father is."
"What kind of person?" Qi Wu raised his head and leaned against the wall to recall, "Well, it's hard to say."
Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered something and laughed: "There is one thing that can be said. When I was in junior high school, he picked up a copper coin at the gate of the vegetable market, and after he came back, he has been slumped on the sofa all day. A state where I am who am I, where am I? What is my name? I want to post it. When I go out to walk around at night, my back is straight and my eyes are sharp. We are going to sell it for 98 billion.”
Yan Jun could imagine the lazy figure of his father-in-law and Qi Wu's speechless attitude at that time, but he asked with great interest: "What about after that?"
"After that?" Qi Wu snorted coldly with his head attached to his body, "After he took the copper coin to the antique market, even the owner of the roadside stall laughed at him and said that he can buy two of these coins for ten yuan and play casually. He I don't even think about it, what kind of amazing antiques will be picked up at the entrance of a vegetable market?"
Yan Jun couldn't help laughing, and almost blurted out his father-in-law, but calmed down, knowing that now is not the time to be presumptuous: "Uncle has a very good personality."
Should be fine, right?Qi Wu shook his head and smiled.
There are no windows in the toilet, and there is no sunlight coming in. There is only a wordless smell lingering around him. However, Yan Jun felt that Qi Wu's whole body was glowing at the moment he smiled. Unconsciously, he even raised his hand to caress Qi Wu's beautiful eyebrows.
It's a pity that the facts will never allow him to get what he wanted. As soon as he raised his hand, Qi Wu suddenly bounced it away, and immediately looked back at the wall he just leaned against: "Wait, there is no strange poop on this wall, right?"
"..." Yan Jun's expression was hard to describe, "Tell me your story."
"..." Qi Wu turned his head and left the toilet first, "We have to go back."
When going back, Qi Wu saw his table full of snacks from afar, and suddenly pulled Yanjun: "Did anyone go to my table when I went to the bathroom?"
"No." Yan Jun was puzzled, "What's wrong?"
"It's okay." Qi Wu looked away from the bag of potato chips in the fat man's hand.
When he sat down again, Qi Wu was going to sit next to the fat man, but Yan Jun pushed him to the inside.
When Qi Wu was sitting down, he suddenly stretched out his head and asked the fat man: "Can you give me some fun?"
The fat man was taken aback, and the hand that fed the potato chips to his mouth paused for a moment, but he finally came to his senses and rummaged enthusiastically on the table for a long time, picked them up one by one to look at them, and finally put the happy things in his hand hand it to him.
Qi Wu smiled and took a piece: "Thank you."
Yan Jun watched Qi Wu bite the potato chips, but in the end he didn't say anything.
Speechless all the way.
Qi Wu last night comforted the group of wild horses with prolapsed anus for a long time before going to sleep. Now that he had nothing to do, he felt drowsy. He fell asleep after a while, with his head nodding.
Yan Jun stared intently at the side, and even raised his shoulders to meet Qi Wu's pillow.However, Qi Wu nodded his head for a long time, and finally leaned against the window on the left.
Yan Jun grabbed his head expressionlessly and leaned it on his shoulder. The only one who noticed this scene was the female college student leaning on the boy's arms, and her eyes froze for a moment.
Yanjun glanced at her indifferently, and successfully made her dare not speak.
Qi Wu slept for a long time, so long that he even dreamed of his father. When he was a child, he often tinkered with the old TV set, and then climbed to the roof to repair and repair the antenna, and he could receive several sets.Except for a few cartoons he likes to watch, there are a few classic anti-Japanese films.
There was a time when he kept asking his father what would happen if the devils entered the village again, and his father dug a hole under the TV and played around with him.
"If the devil comes in again, we will hide here."
"Okay!"
……
"Okay, you fat bastard!"
The familiar words woke Qi Wu up. As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he had fallen asleep with his head tilted and leaning against Yan Jun's shoulder. He breathed a sigh of relief and raised his head to see the current situation.
A couple on the opposite side stood up and glared at the fat man at some point, while the fat man blushed in embarrassment.
"What's wrong?" Qi Wu asked in a low voice.
Yan Juan knew that he was awake since Qi Wu touched his shoulder, and now he lowered his voice and explained to him: "It's already arrived, a piece of debris accidentally fell on the girl opposite."
When Qi Wu heard this sentence, he straightened out the development of the matter by himself. The fat man accidentally put crumbs on the girl when he was eating, and the girl who endured all the way finally broke out.
"Do you still have any public morals? You only know how to eat and eat along the way. After eating, you throw the garbage on the table without wiping your hands. Forget it, you still eat snacks everywhere!" The disgust in the girl's eyes She couldn't hide her dislike anymore, she almost pointed at the fat man's nose and cursed.
The train had already arrived, and people were rushing towards the door. Only their table did not move. All the people passing by cast their gazes, either watching the excitement or condemning. Anyway, most of them looked at the fat man with disgust.
The fat man didn't eat any more, he didn't know where to put his greasy hands, and his voice was so small that he could barely hear: "I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry, does it work? Do you know how dirty the debris from your mouth sprayed on my clothes? It's full of saliva! Why didn't you know how to be scruples before eating?" The girl pulled her skirt and her face turned black. I don't want to touch my skirt again.
The girl was still aggressive, but the boy at the side advised her to forget it. Seeing that everyone was looking over and the girl had already arrived at the station, the girl cursed a few words and followed the boy.
The fat man on the side sat with his head down for a long time, and he carried his bag when he was almost gone.
The three who had been sitting in the innermost place and couldn't get out left at the end of the crowd. Lao Gang only cared about his master, and was always concerned about whether Yan Jun was okay; Wu stroked his chin, feeling very amused.
The three of them left the train station, Yan Jun took the lead to a quiet place, and looked back at Qi Wu: "Is there a problem with the person next to you?"
"It's a big problem." Qi Wu sneered, "His own fucking character is a fat foodie. When I asked him for snacks, he would rummage through the bags, and finally realized that I took them. If you eat snacks often Isn’t it obvious at a glance? Also, when I came out of the toilet, I found a potato chip crumb on the sink, which may have been left by someone else, although I don’t think anyone would take snacks to the toilet to eat.”
Yan Jun's attention has never been on other people. Apart from intentionally trying to use his arms to conquer Qi Wu during the whole process, he let Qi Wu rest on his arm, only when Qi Wu pays attention to fat men repeatedly. Confuse.
"Old Gang, show me your bag."
Lao Gang put down his backpack and handed it to him. Qi Wu took it and found a knuckle-sized puppet on the most mezzanine. However, Yan Jun saw that he was taking something out, but he couldn't see anything.
Qi Wu squeezed hard with his hand, crushing the aura hidden on the surface of the doll, and the next second the doll appeared in Qi Wu's hand.
"This, I didn't bring this." Lao Gang was surprised.
Yan Jun also frowned.
"Of course you didn't bring it with you. The male college student next to you put it secretly. Pretend to quarrel to draw our attention, and stuff this thing into your bag by yourself."
"So they are accomplices?" Yan Jun asked.
"Yes, that fat man f*cked with such a character at the beginning. When I went to the bathroom, he might secretly release the doll to watch me, but the doll was covered with debris and fell on the sink. After that, the couple saw that they were going to get off the car. I deliberately made it so that I wanted to know our whereabouts through this puppet." Qi Wu sneered, "I have never seen anyone who both dislikes those rubbish and picks up."
He woke up just in time to see the girl leaning forward, but stood up and went mad.
"The people in that organization, one or two are drama masters."
The original "delivery boy" was yes, and so is the fake fat guy of the young couple.
The author has something to say: finish yesterday's~
I didn’t mean to leave yesterday hahaha, I just mean that person went to the train station and left.
Of course, it also contains my beautiful fantasy about my aunt getting out of here
It even more alludes to the fact that in the real world, my little friend abandoned me under the scorching sun because of her aunt's stage madness and cursed me to come to my aunt, which caused me to fall into the bed sheet the next day like a big blood. My mother bought me a bunch of diapers and made me sleep warm every night from the bread in front of my waist to the back of my waist. It is a very intimate sad experience.
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In fact, I really want to save Gong’s character design. At the beginning, he was shrewd but careless, but now he is only careless. The success of his career and the happiness of his marriage depend on the hands of his wife.
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