Ape shit is too deep, blame me

Shen Hanzhi has been a little depressed recently.

This little melancholy all stems from his childhood sweetheart, Ye Wuqiu.

The Shen Ye family have been neighbors for more than ten years.

When the Ye family moved here, they were only two or three-year-old children, and they all heard what the elders said before.

Back then, two mothers took their two children and wanted them to get to know each other.

Mother Ye pointed to her child and said to Shen Hanzhi with a smile, "Xiaohanzhi, his name is Ye Wuqiu."

Xiao Hanzhi tilted his head, expressing that he didn't understand.

Mother Ye smiled and said again, "Ye—no—"

"Aww?" Xiao Hanzhi was very good at taking meaning out of context.

"..." Everyone was silent.

After a long while, Mother Ye smiled and said, "Haha, 'A Wu' sounds pretty good too."

Knowing that Xiaohan was promised, she excitedly ran forward and rubbed Xiao Wuqiu's face vigorously.

So soft, so good to pinch.

After finally pulling Xiao Hanzhi back, Shen's mother pointed at her child and said to Ye Wuqiu with a smile: "Xiao Wuqiu, his name is Shen Hanzhi."

Xiao Wuqiu blinked, expressing that she didn't understand.

Shen's mother smiled and said again, "Shen-han-know-"

"Jiji?" Xiao Wuqiu hasn't learned her mother tongue yet.

"..." Everyone was silent again.

After a while, Shen's mother laughed and said, "Haha, 'Zhizhi' sounds pretty good too."

Xiao Wuqiu also excitedly ran forward to rub Shen Hanzhi's face, but...

Why are you running so fast!Stop and let me pinch it!

The phrase "do not change your nature" is really good.

Shen Hanzhi is nineteen now, but he still likes to rub Ye Wuqiu's face twice when he has nothing to do. Although Ye Wuqiu wanted to run away, he was no match for Shen Hanzhi's two long legs, so he finally had no choice but to groan with resentment. Let him rub it.

Shen Hanzhi has always felt that it is good to have such a person by his side, even if he is a bachelor all his life, he will not be lonely.

A few days ago, his childhood sweetheart, A Wu, came to him suddenly, with a faltering look.

"Ah Wu, tell me, what happened?" Shen Hanzhi asked with a smile.

Usually, the two of them never talk around corners, and it is rare to see him like this, but now it feels a bit novel.

"That... I..." Ye Wuqiu didn't say it for a long time, his brows were frowned in confusion.

But Shen Hanzhi became very interested and wanted to tease him, "What's wrong with you? Could it be that I accidentally saw you naked the night before yesterday and you want me to be responsible now? Tsk, but this is a lifelong event after all, you have to give me something Time, let me think about it carefully."

"...Get out." Ye Wuqiu replied blankly, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: This guy acts like he doesn't care about anything, why should I be nervous!

So in the next second, he resolutely said: "I'm going to move."

He said it with ease and without any tension.

... But after finishing speaking, I became a little nervous, how can I break it? !

After Shen Hanzhi heard these words, the smile on his face suddenly froze.

"You... you want... to move?"

"Well... no kidding." Ye Wuqiu always felt a little uncomfortable when he said this sentence.

"Oh...haha...it's good, so you won't bother me all day long...it's good...haha..." But the dry smile was so obvious.

"Hmm..." Ye Wuqiu suddenly felt his nose sour, and hurriedly looked up.

Can't cry, can't cry, why cry, it's not life and death.

After a while, Shen Hanzhi realized that he forgot a very important question, "When will you... move?"

"The day after tomorrow." Ye Wuqiu felt that he couldn't take it any longer.

"So fast?" Shen Hanzhi said subconsciously, after thinking about it, he felt that it was not very good, so he added another sentence,

"It's fine, I'm definitely happier and more comfortable without you here..."

Happier?

more comfortable?

Indeed, at this moment, Shen Hanzhi was "happily" killing the landlord of the opposite house with his thoughts: You old man, why don't you stay abroad and come back when you have nothing to do!As soon as you come back to my house, Ah Wu can't continue to live! !

Ye Wuqiu had only moved away for a few days, and Shen Hanzhi couldn't get used to it. No matter what he did, he found it boring.

When people are bored, they tend to think randomly, Shen Hanzhi suddenly remembered what happened the night before yesterday, the night when he saw Ye Wuqiu's naked naked eyes.

Actually... Shen Hanzhi did it on purpose.

He and Ye Wuqiu have a good relationship, and they were admitted to the same university and assigned to the same dormitory, so the two are often inseparable.

One day, a roommate named Zhen Xian in his dormitory took advantage of Ye Wuqiu's absence and asked, "Do you like Ye Wuqiu?"

After hearing this, Shen Hanzhi immediately replied loudly, "No, no, I don't like him! Who likes him!"

The momentum is very strong.

Of course, if he didn't stutter.

Originally, this was just a casual question from the roommate, but when he heard him denying it in such a hurry, he immediately looked at him with a teasing look, but after staring at him for a long time, he didn't see any results, and finally Zhen Xian walked over to take a picture Patting Shen Hanzhi on the shoulder, he sighed and said, "Don't worry, just tell me if you like it, brothers will not discriminate against you."

Shen Hanzhi looked puzzled, I like Ah Wu?Just kidding!

So after dinner the next day, Shen Hanzhi sneaked into the opposite door.

He walked slowly on tiptoe, trying not to make a sound.

Take it easy...

take it easy...

"Hanzhi? Are you here to look for Wuqiu?"

Shen Hanzhi was so frightened by this sudden sentence that he almost lost his soul, took two deep breaths, and replied: "Ah yes, I came to look for Ah Wu, that, auntie, is he there?"

Mother Ye was not suspicious after hearing this, "Wuqiu is taking a bath. Your Uncle Ye has gone for a walk, and I will go for a walk too. You just sit and wait a while, he should be done washing soon."

Shen Hanzhi hurriedly responded and watched Ye's mother leave, like a good baby.

As soon as Mother Ye left, Baby Shen tiptoed to the door of the toilet the next second.

The bathroom of Ye Wuqiu's house is connected with the toilet, which means that the bathroom is inside the toilet, separated only by an unlocked left and right sliding door.

But the key point is that there is a lock on the toilet door, and Shen Hanzhi is very distressed about how to get in so as not to reveal his purpose.

He tentatively twisted the handle of the toilet door in front of him lightly.

Eh?opened?Unlocked?

Ah Wu must have forgotten to lock the door.

Hey Hey……

Shen Hanzhi walked into the toilet, took a few deep breaths, then walked to the bathroom door, and slowly stretched out his hand to the doorknob like a wretched uncle.

To open or not to open?This is a problem.

As a good young man in the 21st century, it is wrong to peek at other people taking a bath, but if you don't open it, it will be a waste of time.

Just take a look, if you don't react when you see nudity, you definitely don't like it.

guilt guilt...

The door was slowly opened a crack.

The bathroom was filled with steam, and a young man stood in the haze.

Shen Hanzhi took a quick glance, then looked down at the crotch.

Haha, I just knew it, Master is a straight man, how could he like Ah Wu!

Just about to retreat back the same way without anyone noticing, he stepped on the overflowing water in the bathroom and slipped under his feet. Shen Hanzhi subconsciously supported the wall with one hand and pulled the door with the other. With a "hula", the bathroom door opened wide.

...Hehehe, it's over now.

Ye Wuqiu turned around when he heard the sound, "Who?"

Shen Han knew that he had a ghost in his heart when he did something bad just now, hearing Ye Wuqiu's voice at this moment, he felt a little cold.

"Ah...Ah Wu, it's me." After finishing speaking, he gave Ye Wuqiu a cautious look.

... Forgot that Ah Wu didn't wear clothes yet.

I just took a peek at it just now, but now I can see it completely, without missing a single place.

Ye Wuqiu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the voice, and rubbed his eyes, "...you know?"

...Why do you feel that Ah Wu's voice suddenly became gentle?

It always feels weird.

"Well, it's me." Shen Hanzhi quickly stood up, and looked down at him no longer.

Well, bow your head down.

Stop, stop, wait!

What did I see! !

As soon as Ye Wuqiu opened his eyes, he saw Shen Hanzhi hastily turned his back to him.

"...?"

After a few seconds, Ye Wuqiu realized the situation he was in belatedly, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, so he quietly moved to the right, took the bathrobe on the side and put it on.

"Cough... I know you can turn back."

No return.

"Um... I'm putting on my bathrobe."

Still do not return.

"Know?"

"……Um."

"what happened to you?"

"No...it's okay, just say so if you have anything to say." My little brother is so excited now, how dare I look back!

"I know you...uh, why are you here?"

Heh, I knew you would ask this question, and I already made up the answer the moment I fell——

"My bathroom light is broken, so I came to your house to borrow the toilet, and then I heard some noise in the bathroom, so I opened it to have a look, but accidentally slipped and fell!"

Well, perfect.

"...Don't you feel out of breath?" Ye Wuqiu felt tired even hearing it.

"Aren't you tired... What's your focus here?"

"What else? What should I say?"

"..." You were all seen by me, shouldn't you cry, make trouble, hang yourself and make me responsible for you?

Shen Hanzhi lowered his head and peeked at his crotch again, and found that his second child showed no signs of calm, and suddenly panicked.

Could it be that he really likes Ah Wu?

Is this the legendary "I treat you like a brother but you want to fuck me"?

"That... Ah, Ah Wu, I'll go back first."

"Did you go to the toilet?"

"Huh? Oh, it's over..."

"But I didn't hear you flushing the toilet."

"..." Ah Wu, why are you so serious!

Shen Hanzhi was afraid that Ye Wuqiu would make him turn around, left a sentence "Maybe you were too focused on taking a shower" and fled away.

Oh, after running away, he stepped back and said, "Don't forget to lock the door when you take a shower after Ah Wu."

Then escaped again.

Ye Wuqiu wanted to laugh inexplicably, Shen Hanzhi always looked like a big joke in front of him.

Of course, he didn't know, no matter how stupid he was, he was only in front of him.

"Now that Ah Wu has moved away, he will no longer be with me like before."

Shen Hanzhi blocked his eyes with his arms, thinking so.

He just felt like a mess in his mind at this moment.

But there is only one thought that is particularly clear.

A Wu...

A Wu...

I miss you so much.