Ape shit is too deep, blame me

It was past nine o'clock when Shen Hanzhi got home, and after greeting his parents, he threw himself on the bed in the bedroom without even eating dinner.

But the few photos I saw on A Wu's table just now can't help appearing in my mind.

In fact, he also wanted to deceive himself and think that Ah Wu liked him, but it was impossible.

Ah Wu's sexual orientation is normal, he knows it.

In the third year of high school, all the candidates were actively preparing for the exam, but when there were only two months left before the college entrance examination, Ye Wuqiu became depressed and depressed all day long.When Shen Hanzhi asked him what's wrong, he always kept silent, and at most replied "I'm fine, don't worry about me".

When they were in high school, they were not in the same class, and Shen Han knew nothing about what happened, so in desperation, he asked Ah Wu's classmate.

"Oh, Ye Wuqiu? We don't know what happened to him, it just happened suddenly, and he lost his mind several times in class... Eh? Maybe it has something to do with Liu Yi?"

"Liu Yi? He's at the same table?" Shen Hanzhi had heard A Wu mention her. He heard that this girl was pretty and she was good at studying. Some people called her and A Wu a "golden boy and jade girl" before.

"Ah, no, they were at the same table before, but now they have switched... But Ye Wuqiu seems to have become like this after that, maybe he really likes Liu Yi..."

Shen Hanzhi couldn't hear what was said later.

He always thought that Ah Wu would accompany him for the rest of his life.

But a lifetime is too long, so long that it frightens him.

Both Ah Wu and him will eventually marry wives and have children, live their own lives, and then forget about the past.

If the situation was better and he hadn't completely forgotten, maybe he would call the other party when he was about to leave this world, "Old man, I'm leaving, see you in the next life..."

It seems inevitable.

But he didn't want this.

Shen Han didn't know what kind of mood he felt when he found Ah Wu in the bar.

He breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt a little angry.

But seeing the people in front of me, more, still feel distressed.

There were bottles and cans in front of Ye Wuqiu, he was a little confused, but he kept saying "Give me...wine..."

Shen Hanzhi got closer and found that there were still two blurred tear marks on his face.

That was the first time Ye Wuqiu drank alcohol.

When they were young, their elders would not let them drink, and the two of them would sneak under the table and take a few sips, and then said with a sense of injustice, "Let's drink enough together when we grow up!"

Now they are all grown up, Ah Wu just turned five months ago.

Shen Hanzhi was waiting for Ah Wu.

But Ah Wu did not keep his promise to wait for him.

"Ah Wu, let's go home..." Shen Hanzhi crossed his arms and prepared to leave.

"who are you……"

"I'm Shen Hanzhi, I'm Zhizhi, your Zhizhi."

"Woo..." Shen Han didn't know what he said that made Ah Wu cry again.

The person in front of him was drunk and refused to leave, there was nothing he could do, so he had to sit back where he was.

"Uh, don't go..."

"Well, let's stay here for a while and don't leave."

"Wuwu, you can't go..." After saying that, she hugged Shen Hanzhi tightly.

"Okay, okay, I won't go, I won't go, please don't cry." Shen Hanzhi patted him on the back, feeling like he was coaxing an ignorant child.

Hey, I'm so tired.

After a long time, the person in his arms stopped moving and was as quiet as if he had fallen asleep.

Shen Hanzhi just wanted to take him back when he heard a small sentence,

"I like you."

Shen Hanzhi froze in place after hearing these words.

He suddenly had the illusion that Ah Wu was not drunk, but he glanced at the pile of wine bottles on the table again, thinking that he must be thinking too much.

"I like you."

His response was still silence.

"Woooo...I, I like you...I really like you so much..."

Shen Han thought to himself that he must be crazy to think Ah Wu was acting like a baby.What's even more incredible is that his heart beat faster than ever after hearing this sentence.

Ah Wu was drunk, but he was sober, how could this be...

So he fell silent again in bewilderment.

It seemed as long as a century had passed, Ah Wu spoke again,

"I like you... Liu Yi."

... Liu Yi?

Turns out it was the wrong person...

Shen Hanzhi suddenly felt some inexplicable loss, but he subconsciously ignored this loss.

After saying this, Ye Wuqiu picked up the wine in front of him and drank it vigorously.

Shen Hanzhi couldn't stand it anymore, and grabbed the bottle, "Is it worth doing this for someone who probably doesn't like you?!"

Ah Wu stared blankly at the empty palm, and after a long time, he smiled wryly and replied, "You don't know anything..." Then he picked up another bottle of wine and continued to drink.

The sadder Ye Wuqiu was, the angrier Shen Hanzhi became, and in the end he was extremely irritable, so he started drinking too.

a bottle of...

two bottles...

While drinking, Shen Hanzhi suddenly felt a little coolness on his face, and he couldn't help feeling a little surprised when his raised finger touched the tears.

He doesn't cry often, the last time he can remember crying was when he was eleven or twelve years old when he got into a fight with his classmates and was called his parent.

Quietly watching the tears slowly fall from his fingertips, Shen Hanzhi at that time only thought that the wine was too spicy, even though they drank beer that day.

Now that I think about it... it turns out that the roots of love have long been planted.

Shen Hanzhi thought about what he had and didn't have before, and soon fell asleep, only to be woken up by the alarm clock the next morning.

After opening his eyes and staring at the ceiling for two seconds, he suddenly remembered something, and immediately sat up and took the phone to enter the password.

Yes, he's going to do something.

He was suggested to change his address yesterday, but he felt that he should not be too sudden, so he spent the night planning to wait until the next day.

Actually, it doesn't make much difference, the raid early the next morning might as well be straight up the first day.

However, when Shen Hanzhi got along with people other than Ah Wu, his EQ was relatively low. He thought it was right to do so, and even felt that he was too clever to realize it.

His fingers hesitated in the air for a few seconds, and then he clicked on the conversation box with "ignorance".

[Beihan Weihan: Daughter-in-law, good morning. 】

When typing the first three words, Shen Hanzhi felt a little embarrassed.

Although Wuzhi had agreed to date before, the two of them were not familiar with each other after all. When normal people suddenly saw this sentence, they would usually reply "Are you sick?" and then decisively put him on the blacklist.

However, it turns out that the girl's brain circuit is also a bit abnormal.

[Ignorance: Well, dear, good morning. 】

The moment Shen Hanzhi saw the reply, not only did he not feel the sweetness in the legend, but he got goose bumps all over his body.

That's it, he can't say any more nasty words.

Shen Hanzhi and Wuzhi chatted for a few days, and found that they were quite speculative.He thought that if he continued to develop like this, he would gradually fall in love with her and forget Ah Wu, but the fact slapped him severely and told him four big words and an expression cruelly:

nonexistent:)

There are always many paid items in the game, and King Pesticide is no exception.

No. 15 days after Ah Wu moved away, Shen Hanzhi was still lying on the bed bored, when a notification sound came from his mobile phone.

[Ignorance: Is my dear here? 】

[Beihan Weihan: Yes. 】

[Wuzhi: I recently fell in love with a skin, but my mother took my pocket money away, can you buy it for me, I will return the money to you QAQ]

Shen Hanzhi also felt that it would be unreasonable not to give something to a girl, so he could take this opportunity to give her a set of skins.

【Beihan Weihan: Alright, but just treat it as a gift from me, and you don't have to pay back the money.You tell me which set it is. 】

[Ignorance: It's the set of xxxx, but the price is quite expensive...]

……puff!

More than "very expensive"? !

This is the highest price!

288.8 yuan...

So Shen Hanzhi bought a set of skins for his so-called "girlfriend" with the money in his small treasury with tears in his eyes.

Can you take back the phrase "Just treat it as a gift from me, and you don't have to pay back the money"? !

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But afterward, Shen Hanzhi thought about it carefully, and felt that he couldn't feel sorry for money, after all...it was just something outside of him [little entanglement].

But since that day, Shen Hanzhi found that he couldn't contact Wuzhi anymore.

Wuzhi would say "good morning" and "good night" to him every day, but Shen Hanzhi's cell phone had been silent for two days.

Could it be that he was cheated?

No, no, how could I be deceived if I am so wise and witty!

... Fuck my 288.8! !

Ah Wu would definitely laugh at him if he found out.

...So even at this time, I still can't help but think of Ah Wu, right?

Back then, the purpose of making a girlfriend was to straighten myself out of liking Ah Wu, but now... Ah Wu has not forgotten, the female ticket is missing, and the small treasury is gone...

He lost his wife, lost his army, and even included himself in it!

Shen Hanzhi didn't want to believe this was the truth.

And when he was immersed in sadness alone, Shen Chuxiao came back.

Shen Hanzhi looked at his sister, and suddenly a thought flashed through.

"Sister! My good sister! I miss you so much!" He rushed over to give Shen Chuxiao a big bear hug, but was pushed away mercilessly.

"Shen Han knows why you are crazy?"

Although Shen Chuxiao is studying for a Ph.D. abroad, and she only comes back every year during the summer and winter vacations, every time she comes back, Shen Hanzhi just says perfunctorily, "Sister, you are back", and then finds the right door in the next second The lad went.

But this time he was suddenly so enthusiastic that he wanted to hug her as soon as he came up?

Heh, when things go wrong, there must be demons.

"Tell me, is there anything you want from me?"

"Hey, hey, my sister understands me, so please lend me your phone."

"What do you want? If you don't tell me, I won't give it to you." This kid is so wrong, I always feel that it will not be a good thing.

So Shen Hanzhi recounted his bloody and tearful history of online dating with more fuel and jealousy.

As a result, Shen Chuxiao replied very flatly: "Maybe she has something to do these two days? Don't slander others casually if you don't know the specific situation."

"But she's always online!"

"Maybe it's the experience of hanging wire brushes."

"..." You are my own sister, so you can't always turn your elbows outward!

"Ah, I don't care, anyway, I've already told you the reason, give me the phone." After finishing speaking, he spread his palms, as if if you don't give me the phone, I will fight you to the end.

In desperation, Shen Chuxiao had no choice but to pass the phone over slowly.

Shen Hanzhi opened Shen Chuxiao's QQ, and used her account to invite Wuzhi to be a friend.

After half a minute, the display request passed.

"...Sister, do you think this is hanging up?" Shen Hanzhi deliberately asked back to see Shen Chuxiao's embarrassing expression of being slapped in the face, but she didn't expect her to laugh and laugh.

"What are you laughing at? Shouldn't you feel embarrassed now?"

"Why am I embarrassed? You were the one who was cheated. It seems that they directly dragged you into the blacklist. Before that, you were always telling me how attractive you are. Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"...You are definitely not my own sister!"

Shen Hanzhi turned his attention back and continued to look at his phone, he was going to inquire about the enemy's situation.

[At the beginning: Are you there? 】

[Ignorance: Do we know each other?Where did you get my number? 】

[At the beginning: It was recommended by the system, I added it after seeing the data card showing that you are also from Zhejiang. 】

[Ignorance: I'm sorry that the data card was filled out by me. I'm from the north. 】

……what?

Didn't you say that she is from Zhejiang? !

[At the beginning: Excuse me, are you single? 】

[Ignorance: I'm sorry we are not familiar with each other, and I have nothing to say. 】

There was a touch of alienation in the tone, it felt like a different person.

[Chu Shi: Oh well, is it the younger brother or the younger sister? 】

The data card shows a girl, so the gender should be correct, right?

[Ignorance: The former. 】

former……?

...I @#%$!

The girlfriend that labor and management have been talking about for so long is actually a man? !

Shen Han knew that he was unwilling, and very unwilling.

He has been teasing others since he was a child, and those who dare to tease him are rare.

So he started searching for a location.As a science student who studies computer science, it is very easy to find a place.

However, when he saw the words "Beijing xx District" displayed on the screen, he felt that the world was too small.

Ignorance is so close to him! ?

Maybe they had a relationship once.

But anyway, a liar is a liar.

Just when he was in a daze, Shen's mother called him outside the door, "Han Zhi."

"Hey, Mom, what's the matter?" Shen Hanzhi rubbed his sore eyes.

"I steamed a pot of steamed buns. I'm really old and confused. I steamed your Uncle Ye's share. It won't last long in this hot weather. Your father is out again. Are you free now? Give it to them home."

"Okay." He had just been scammed for money and love, and his weak heart was severely traumatized. It might be better to go to Ah Wu.

Everything that happened in the past few days was like a farce, not only did Shen Hanzhi not forget Ye Wuqiu, but he found himself missing him more and more.

Although he didn't want to delay Ah Wu, and didn't want to get himself into a deeper trap, he always wanted to see that person again, to see how the person in his heart was doing now, and whether he was used to living there.

Just wanted to take another look, if only for one look.

Like a madman.

The author has something to say: I heard that the author always writes with love at the beginning...

How can I break the lack of love myself? !

My heart hurts so much I want to cry QAQ

I will try my best:)