Stop posting about my idol!

As a chain restaurant that is deeply loved by the masses, Lanla's cooking standards can only be described in one word - "stable"!

Shen Weiqi ordered two sets of signature ramen and the top three stir-fried vegetables in the sales list. The green coriander is served with bright red chili oil. , not to mention Wang Ziyue and Shen Weiqi who have worked hard all day!The two swept away the steaming hot meal like a storm.This situation is not so much a romantic dinner for a celebrity couple, as it is two simple and hardworking farmers squatting in the field to eat in full swing, and then they have to go to work in the field after eating!

"Ah, it's so supportive." After dinner, Wang Ziyue fell on the sofa, his eyes were like salted fish, and his posture was comparable to Ge You.

Shen Weiqi said very thoughtfully: "Brother, rest! I'll clean up the table." Then he rolled up his sleeves and started working!

The prince smiled silly, lying on the sofa like a satiated cat.

The big baby is so virtuous and diligent, just like Cinderella in the cartoon~

Joyfully, the prince suddenly felt that something was not quite right.

etc!If the eldest child is Cinderella, wouldn't I become a vicious stepmother who enslaves her stepdaughter?

The prince jumped up and sat up, feeling a strong sense of crisis in his heart!

what happened?Don't people always feel tired when they fall in love? Don't they just want to be together every minute and every second?Why did my eldest baby and I enter the old couple mode without even being in love?Why do we play house like children?Why doesn't he have the temperament of an old driver at all!

Prince Yue put his hands on his chest and began to seriously analyze the situation in front of him.

Don't look at Shen Weiqi pretending to be stupid and cute all day long, he has had a few girlfriends in the United States, he must be a veteran driver.For someone like Wang Ziyue who only fell in love at the age of 20, it is too late to realize it even in sex.Now that you finally have a boyfriend, why don't you roll up your sleeves and work harder?Is it really necessary to remain a virgin until the age of 30 and directly upgrade to become a magician?

An indescribable sense of sacred mission suddenly fell on Wang Ziyue, looking at Shen Weiqi, who was humming a little song and cleaning the house happily, as if emitting that dazzling golden light that belonged to the gods, I really wanted to splash ink Send him a pair of majestic couplets - the first couplet is "Chastity/Fuck Terminator", the second couplet is "Virgin Destroyer", and the horizontal comment is "PLAYBOY"!

It’s okay not to think about some things, but once you think about it, it will make people scratch their livers and scratch their lungs, ready to move and can’t hold back!The prince said more heartily that it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day, why not taste the taste of gourd baby today!So he yelled, "Big baby—"

Chastity/Fuck Terminator (crossed out) Shen Weiqi ran to the living room in a hurry when he heard the prince shouting.

"Big baby, come here~"

The prince sat on the sofa and waved to him with a smile.

"What's going on?"

Shen Weiqi ran to the sofa very obediently, squatted in front of Wang Ziyue, put his paws on his knees, and looked at Wang Ziyue innocently with a pair of dog eyes.

"Um……"

For a moment, Wang Ziyue didn't know how to speak. Under Shen Weiqi's pure and curious eyes, Wang Ziyue's face slowly turned red...

How should I say this?

【OPTION1】

I still remember when I was writing a composition in high school and didn’t know what to say, I swiped a few famous quotes from famous people with a swipe of the pen, and it seemed that I was knowledgeable and educated and could blatantly make up the number of words.In view of the current situation, it is better to resort to Mr. Lu Xun, a high school Chinese SSR player who is invincible all over the world!

come on boy!Boldly shout out Mr. Lu Xun's deafening and shocking famous lines:

"Mom Shen! I want to sleep with you~~~"

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, the prince shook his head frantically in his heart and rejected OPTION1.

It's not who I'm targeting, the eldest child must have never read the true story of Ah Q, he can't get Mr. Lu Xun's stalk at all, maybe he thought I was speaking in a dialect, it's no fun to drop this book bag.

This is why cultural differences have to be accepted, so——

【OPTION2】

Since we are falling in love with foreign devils, we should not be limited to the local culture. We should take a broad view of the scenery. Even when we write essays, we often quote famous quotes from foreign celebrities. We must boldly go international and go global!Speaking of world-class literary giants, the first recommendation is of course Shakespeare who writes about love, tenderness, sweetness and sweetness, and writes about not breaking your heart and crying for you!

Just imagine, if the voice of holding a branch of roses is deep and the way of aria is courting:

"Hush, what light is shining in the window over there? That is the east, and Shen Liye is the sun! Rise up, beautiful sun! That is my ideal; ah! That is my love—"

Emmm...

The prince touched his throat with a strange expression. Whether Shakespeare's huge lines can be remembered is one aspect. I always feel that the shame is too high and I may die of shame... Next, next.

【OPTION3】

Since we have to look internationally and be reserved, then of course we must focus on District [-]! "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight = I love you" Is there anything more vague than this!

However, when writing essays in high school, I seldom quote famous quotes from Japan and South Korea. I don’t have enough accumulation in this area. What does it mean to hate a book when it’s time to use it? I’m really taught today.If you can't even drive a car if you don't study hard, what excuses do you have for not studying?

"Brother, what do you think?"

Shen Weiqi waved his hand in front of Wang Ziyue's eyes, his little eyes were full of curiosity.

"Why do you burst out laughing and meditate at the same time? The theater in your head is too rich, what are you doing in YY?"

"Huh? Well, that's what—"

Celebrity quotes are the icing on the cake, and at critical moments, I really can't think of a strategic abandonment.The more the prince put his heart out, the more shyly he sent out the invitation:

"Big baby, do you want to take a bath with me!"

"Huh? Take a bath?"

Shen Weiqi's pupils suddenly dilated, as if he didn't understand what Wang Ziyue was saying, so Wang Ziyue added another sentence: "That's what I mean, don't think it's wrong."

"me……"

Shen Weiqi didn't look like an old driver at all. He held Wang Ziyue's knee tightly with his two paws, looked up at the lead singer Da Da nervously with his handsome face, "Will our progress be too fast? I haven't thought about it yet." What do you want then?"

"Hey, is our progress fast?"

The more the prince couldn't believe his ears.

Did you make a mistake, big brother, the text has been serialized for 30 words for less than half a year, and now I’m only driving——(strike out)

Is there any mistake, big brother, we have already confessed our relationship and become a male-female couple, isn’t it a normal activity to applaud for love?The old driver told me why I refused to board!

As if he understood the soul-pointing question in Wang Ziyue's eyes, Shen Weiqi defended in a panic: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to talk to you, I was so surprised that I didn't react. I didn't expect you to be so Be willing to open your eyes to me soon—cough, open your heart.”

Wang Ziyue: "..."

So you have already preset the upper and lower positions in your heart, so why pretend to be innocent!

Shen Weiqi kneaded the calf muscles of the prince more flatteringly: "Then when shall we take a bath? Will we feel overwhelmed if we take a bath just after eating?"

The prince's eyes shifted erratically and uncomfortably, and Shen Weiqi saw that the tips of his ears turned red, which looked particularly delicious under the cover of the short black hair.

"Actually, I haven't eaten that much, and I won't be overwhelmed if I go to take a shower right now...it should be."

Shen Weiqi gave a wicked smile, holding Wang Ziyue's right ankle with both hands and kneading/squeezing it ambiguously.

"Are you so anxious to get grass/fans? I didn't expect you to be this kind of lead singer."

The old prince blushed, and withdrew his right foot from Shen Weiqi's arms and bluffed: "I am also your fan, so you are also a fan, I didn't expect you to be so fond of showing off!"

Shen Weiqi was not ashamed but proud, and proudly said: "I took the risk of being laid off early and risked the collapse of my character, and I did my best to be a grass/fan. What a touching love story!"

Wang Ziyue: "..."

This boyfriend, he looks like a full-level devil king, but his IQ... really can't hold his tongue!

"...I'm going to get a change of clothes."

The prince pushed Shen Weiqi away to find his luggage in the bedroom without a word, and Shen Weiqi shouted arrogantly behind him: "Don't rush to get your clothes, I think you won't be able to wear them for a while after you take them off."

Did this guy flip a weird switch and let himself go?

Wang Ziyue dug out his pajamas from the closet while making complaints. Shen Weiqi arranged his luggage very enthusiastically and carefully. The two people's private pajamas were hung together by category, and it seemed that they were living together.

I didn't expect the big baby to be patient enough to pack such a messy suitcase. It's really nice to have a boyfriend to take care of her.

The prince was a little happier, and happily came to the bathroom with his pajamas in his arms.

Pushing open the door, a string of triangular "small flags" with simple colors and ordinary styles fluttered in the wind.

Wang Ziyue: "..."

"Brother, why don't you turn on the water when you stand at the door?"

Shen Weiqi also followed up in the bathroom, the more the prince turned his head slowly, another shocking scene came to him!

Shen Weiqi stroked the back of his head and said with a smile, "Hey, I'm too lazy to change clothes, so I wrapped myself in a bath towel and came here."

As if in the self-display link of a bodybuilding competition, Shen Weiqi raised his hand and stroked his bangs back to expose his forehead. His solid and powerful arms and well-proportioned chest and abdominal muscles formed a smooth and beautiful body line. The prince moved his eyes down, and Shen Weiqi Surprisingly, there are even mermaid lines!

As we all know, the male peacock will spread its bright and beautiful peacock screen to show off in front of the female peahen when courting. Now Shen Weiqi is in the same mood as the male peacock!

Seeing the lead singer staring blankly at his lower/half/body, Shen Weiqi impatiently tore off the bath towel around his waist!

Fuck, I'm going to have the eye of a needle!The prince turned his head like lightning and rubbed his eyes with his fingers desperately, thousands of geoducks roared past in his heart.

Huh?What about screaming?

Shen Weiqi scratched his hair in bewilderment.

The lead singer, what kind of reaction is this?Could it be that you are afraid?

Shen Weiqi panicked all of a sudden.Whoever started the fire will be responsible for putting it out. I don't agree with parking now!

Shen Weiqi hurriedly coaxed Wang Ziyue: "Don't be afraid, it's actually not as big as it looks, I promise I won't hurt you."

"Let's put that question aside."

Holding his forehead, the prince weakly pointed to the "little flag" on the shower curtain rod.

"You first explain to me what's going on."

"Oh, this one."

Shen Weiqi breathed a sigh of relief, and proudly put his hands on his hips and said, "I've washed all these underwear for you, don't worry, I've rubbed each one several times and it's absolutely clean."

The more the prince bit his lips, his face was blushing to the point of bleeding.

Shen Weiqi smiled heartily, put his arm around Wang Ziyue's shoulder and said softly, "Are you shy? It's okay. Which one of us is with whom? What's the point of washing underwear?"

Wang Ziyue had already given up the possibility of communicating with Shen Weiqi, and said exhaustedly: "Can you please remove these underwear? This picture is really... just the feeling that you can't take your eyes off..."

"I think it's good to hang here, alas, if you don't like it, forget it."

Shen Weiqi moved quickly, tearing off all the "little flags" in two or three strokes.While he was wearing a bathrobe and running out to dry his underwear, Wang Ziyue rolled up his sleeves to plug the drain hole of the bathtub, then turned on the faucet and started to turn on the water.When Shen Weiqi came back, the bathtub was already filled with hot water, and it looked very comfortable.

"Hey, why haven't you taken off your clothes yet?"

"I'll take it off right away, you go in first."

Shen Weiqi couldn't wait to untie his bathrobe and step into the bathtub.The temperature of the water is a bit high, and it feels a little hot when you first enter, but as long as your body gets used to the water temperature, the slightly hot water will make all the pores of the skin open and breathe comfortably. The feeling of taking a bath is like soaking in the water. like in heaven~

Shen Weiqi put his hands on the edge of the bathtub and let out a satisfied sigh. Over there, the prince looked at the mirror to cheer himself up for a while, and finally took off/naked his clothes.

It's all because Dawa's body is so good, in fact, Wang Ziyue's body is not bad, and during this period of filming martial arts movies, he has also developed beautiful muscles that are just right, but compared with Dawa...how should I put it?It seems to be lacking a little lust.

The prince wiped off the water vapor on the mirror and looked at himself with scrutiny.If it was an advertisement, he should be shooting the kind of dairy product advertisement where he drinks milk and smiles at the camera by the school swimming pool, while Shen Weiqi is the kind of disheveled leaning against the wall and intertwining lips and tongues with female models, Finally, there is a perfume advertisement that raises eyebrows and licks lips at the camera.

This is the difference in temperament between a virgin and an old driver.

The more the prince clenched his fists, the faster his heart beat.After tonight, I can also accept perfume commercials, I can do it!

It's time to go.

The prince breathed more calmly, and walked towards the bathtub with a somewhat stiff footsteps.

Shen Weiqi lay quietly by the bathtub, staring at Wang Ziyue with his dark eyes.

When he was silent, he had the evil aura of the Great Iceberg Demon King. Wang Ziyue pretended to be calm and stepped into the bathtub opposite Shen Weiqi, hot water poured in from all directions to wrap Wang Ziyue's body.

The skin soaked in the water was hot and red, and the shoulders and necks on the water felt a little cold.The feeling of ice and fire is particularly refreshing. Prince Yue took a handful of hot water and poured it on his shoulders, and then poured another handful on his back. It is really comfortable to take a hot bath in autumn.

The prince squinted his eyes more comfortably and slowly sank into the bathtub. He thought it was wrong, today's business is not taking a bath.

"Baby, what are you thinking about?"

The prince poked Shen Weiqi's calf lightly under the water, "Why don't you talk?"

Shen Weiqi rested one hand on the edge of the bathtub and the other on his propped knee, staring at Wang Ziyue with his dark and deep eyes, half a smile.

Hurry up and do something, what do you mean by staring like this?

The prince bit his lip more, looking at Shen Weiqi nervously and expectantly.However, Shen Weiqi was unmoved, and still stared at the prince without any intention of making any moves.

Prince Yue really had never seen such an operation.The old driver's flirting methods are too high-level, how can he bear the sight of killing virgins at the beginning?

Don't be cowardly, just flirt!The more boldly the prince stretched out his hand to catch Shen Weiqi's calf, and slowly moved his hand up to his knee.

Although Shen Weiqi has hairy legs like everyone else, it feels really good to the touch.He is of mixed race, and his skin is usually snow-white all over his body, but now after being soaked in hot water, a beautiful pink color appears, as smooth as cherry blossoms in spring.

The more the prince stared into Shen Weiqi's eyes, he felt that he was so handsome with black hair, snow skin, straight nose and thin lips, especially when the steam evaporated, Shen Weiqi pushed all his wet hair back to reveal his complete face. From a distance, the impact of this appearance can be said to be at the level of nuclear weapons.

The prince took a small step in the water to get closer, and asked boldly, "Can I kiss you?"

Hearing this, Shen Weiqi smiled, and although he raised his chin slightly, he was still lazily leaning on the edge of the bathtub without any intention of taking the initiative.

The prince bit his lip, put his hands on Shen Weiqi's knee, closed his eyes and kissed him.

When the lips touched, the more the prince could feel the burning temperature from Shen Weiqi.

The prince knelt straight in the bathtub, took advantage of the height difference, hugged Shen Weiqi's neck and bowed his head to kiss tenderly.Shen Weiqi's attitude of refusal and welcome was carried out very thoroughly. The more the prince stuck out the tip of his tongue several times and tried to penetrate his lips and teeth, but he was firmly blocked back. The more aggrieved the prince opened his eyes, he happened to bump into In Shen Weiqi's silent eyes.

It was so deep and so dark, as if the vast starry sky and the boundless universe had turned into this pair of pupils.

The more the prince caressed Shen Weiqi's cheek, Shen Weiqi was so beautiful in his eyes, what would he look like in Shen Weiqi's eyes?

"Shen Weiqi, you are so hot."

The prince rubbed Shen Weiqi's earlobe intimately with his fingertips, but Shen Weiqi still stared at him fixedly, showing no reaction except for his rapidly rising body temperature.

Huh, strange.

The prince suddenly felt something was wrong, and touched Shen Weiqi's forehead with the back of his hand.

Although his body temperature was very high in the hot bath, he clearly felt Shen Weiqi's abnormal body temperature!

"What's wrong with you, baby? Why did you faint with your eyes open?!"

The prince was overwhelmed with panic and panic, and the charming atmosphere disappeared in an instant.

Ah, isn't this stupid gourd steamed alive? !

"Big baby, big baby, what are you talking about? Big baby!"

The more anxious the prince was, he patted Shen Weiqi's cheek with his hand, and Shen Weiqi slumped into the bathtub with his head tilted all over his body!

The prince almost cried out.What is this called?There are people in the world who take a hot bath to make themselves dizzy?How did this man survive until he was 22 years old?

At the same time, Shen Weiqi's entire head sank below the surface of the water. Perhaps it was the lack of breathing that made him suddenly regain consciousness. I saw him shaking his hands and feet in the water desperately and spitting out a string of small foams from his mouth: "Gulu Gulu Gulu..."

Wang Ziyue: "...you stand up and try?"

Shen Weiqi: "Gulu Gulu Gulu..."

From his terrified eyes, the prince could read the message "Brother, why are you desperate to save me, please save me, please".

Wang Ziyue stood up and stepped out of the bathtub, holding Shen Weiqi's shoulders and dragging him out of the water!

"Huha—cough cough cough!"

As soon as he came out of the water, Shen Weiqi clutched his chest and coughed desperately, with wet hair sticking to his face, he looked miserable.

The prince patted him on the back dumbfounded, but when he let go of his hand, Shen Weiqi sank into the bathtub again without support.

"My God! Are you a mermaid who just grew human legs?"

The more startled the prince was, he quickly hugged Shen Weiqi.Looking around without a place to rest, the prince simply dragged Shen Weiqi out of the bathroom.

"Don't...haven't done it yet..."

Shen Weiqi leaned weakly on Wang Ziyue's shoulder to express his resistance, and Wang Ziyue said decisively: "You can do it anytime, the most important thing now is to live!"

Shen Weiqi wanted to resist but was suppressed by the prince.Although Wang Ziyue was a few centimeters shorter than Shen Weiqi, he was very explosive at critical moments, and he hugged Shen Weiqi and helped him all the way into the bedroom.

Shen Weiqi was thrown onto the bed like a rag doll, and immediately wet a large sheet.Wang Ziyue hurriedly got a dry towel and dried Shen Weiqi's body over and over again. Shen Weiqi had no ability to resist at all, so he could only let Wang Ziyue help him wipe his body and then cover him tightly with the quilt.

My wonderful CG-like body/body, why are you willing to cover it with a big quilt?

Shen Weiqi closed his eyes to let the tears flow slowly, the more the prince settled down, he ran back to the bathroom.First he found a bathrobe for himself to wear, and then started to clean up the messy bathroom, making sure that the hotel waiter who came to clean it tomorrow would not notice any clues, Wang Ziyue ran back to the bedroom to see Shen Weiqi.

"Big baby, how do you feel now?" Prince Yue squatted in front of the bed, and reached out to touch Shen Weiqi's forehead.

"My chest is a bit stuffy...can you help me raise the pillow higher?" Shen Weiqi looked at Wang Ziyue pitifully.

"Not high enough? I've already put two pillows on it, wait until I find another two pillows."

Wang Ziyue stood up and wanted to run to the living room to get the sofa pillows, but Shen Weiqi hurriedly called to him: "You don't need a pillow, just let me lie on your lap for a while!"

"..."

The more the prince looked at Shen Weiqi suspiciously, Shen Weiqi showed his acting skills all his life and complained endlessly: "Ah, my chest is so tight, I always feel like I can't breathe..."

"Pfft." Wang Ziyue laughed out loud, "Okay, the knee pillow is the knee pillow, just say what you want."

Shen Weiqi showed a shy girlish smile from the bottom of his heart. Although he still looked like a bad smile, the symbol of a big devil, the prince could get the happy mood of the big baby.

Obviously an old driver, how could he overturn?The prince climbed onto the head of the bed more agilely, and knelt down beside the pillow with his legs together.Shen Weiqi rolled over wrapped in the quilt, and comfortably pillowed the lead singer's big thigh.

The more the prince stroked Shen Weiqi's head to help him smooth his hair, he couldn't help asking: "What happened to you just now? Why did you faint in the bathtub? You kept your eyes open when you fainted, it scared me to death."

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone Bathtub, I'm completely dizzy..."

"Hahaha--"

The heartless prince laughed out loud, almost to the point of tears, "Your appearance is so deceptive, I thought you were trying to get you to flirt / love / ambiguous / ambiguous, in fact your soul is already Ascension to heaven hahaha—"

Shen Weiqi rested his pillow on the lead singer's big thigh, and complained aggrievedly: "How could I play hard to get you? I'll 'capture' you before it's too late. How can I be willing to 'play'!"

"Okay, I see."

The prince nodded Shen Weiqi's nose, and said softly, "Thank you for liking me so much, and I like you too."

The atmosphere in the room became sweet and warm again. Shen Weiqi put his hands behind his head and gently touched Wang Ziyue's thigh.

"Brother, do you still want to do it?"

The prince's eyes widened in astonishment: "You're already acting like this and still want to do it?"

"I'm not false! I'm not false at all!" Shen Weiqi quickly defended.

The prince shook his head more: "You should take a good rest, you scared me to death when you choked on water."

Shen Weiqi said disappointedly: "But you obviously wanted to do it just now."

The prince blushed all of a sudden: "Huh? I don't really want to do it!"

Stop being arrogant!Shen Weiqi lifted the quilt and pushed Wang Ziyue down.

"I know you'd love to do it, little virgin/male."

Shen Weiqi smiled slightly, and pressed Wang Ziyue's shoulder condescendingly.The belt of Wang Ziyue's bathrobe was not tightly tied, and the front of the skirt was upside down, revealing most of his chest, and the hem of his lower body was opened messily, revealing his slender and strong thighs.

"I'll treat you well, you don't have to do anything if you close your eyes."

As he said that, Shen Weiqi stretched his hand between Prince Yue's overlapping legs...

The more the prince closed his eyes, the expression on his face was not confused but indescribable.

"Big baby...let me remind you, your nosebleed is about to drip on me..."

"Ah!" Shen Weiqi turned pale with shock, touched the slippery underside of his nose, and the surging nosebleeds had already flowed all over his face!

"There are paper towels by the bedside, just wipe them off."

The more the prince sat up with his arms propped up, Shen Weiqi hurriedly jumped out of bed to pull the tissues, and it took a dozen tissues to wipe off the nosebleed.

The prince was leaning on the bedside with sympathy written in his eyes, Shen Weiqi managed to stop the nosebleed, raised his head and looked at the prince bitterly.Wang Ziyue still didn't put on his bathrobe, and his clothes were half untied, revealing most of his spring.Shen Weiqi chuckled, and the nosebleeds began to drip down again!

Wang Ziyue: "...So it's all my fault?"

"I don't know, I've never been like this before! Trust me!" Shen Weiqi was about to cry, alternately pulling the tissue with both hands.

"Okay, okay, I believe in you." The more the prince cried, he didn't laugh or laugh.Although he failed to break away from his virginity tonight, the eldest baby also turned over because he was too excited. This can also explain his love.

Although it is a bit silly...

Well, very silly!

But cute.

Who said no?

Shen Weiqi wiped off the nosebleed, took two more pieces of paper, folded them into balls and stuffed them into his nostrils, and crawled onto the bed aggrieved to seek comfort.

The prince asked Shen Weiqi to lie on his lap, and gently combed his half-dried hair with his fingers.

Looking at Shen Weiqi's unbelievably perfect and handsome face on his lap, Wang Ziyue smiled, thinking that my boyfriend is so handsome!Handsome and cute is simply the best in the world!

Give him another chance.

If the car overturns next time—hum.

The prince lowered his head and kissed the tip of Shen Weiqi's nose.

Shen Weiqi opened his eyes, and the snow-white ball of paper quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Oh!" Shen Weiqi hurriedly jumped out of bed and went to squeeze the poor toilet paper box, the prince laughed so hard on the bed that he couldn't straighten up.

If the car overturns next time, give him another chance!