Stop posting about my idol!

At noon, the sun was getting brighter and brighter in the clear sky.Even though it is winter, the body feels very hot.The prince was sweating profusely as he walked, and finally broke out when he passed a very familiar vermilion palace wall again.

"Did you lead the wrong way?"

Panting, the prince squatted down in the corner, and put on a pure black hoodie to block the glare of the sun, "Why didn't I see a single star after walking for half a day?"

"It should be near here." Shen Weiqi was also very strange, flipping through the pamphlet randomly, "It says 'Qing Imperial Palace' here."

"Hey, I'm going to buy ice soda."

Wang Ziyue squatted in the corner for a while and it was too hot. Seeing two vending machines on the side of the road, he got up to buy drinks.After putting in a few coins, he pressed the iced cola button twice.

Shen Weiqi also came over, Wang Ziyue bent over and took out a bottle of iced Coke for him.

The cold air was coming from the metal can, Shen Weiqi rolled his dark eyes, and said schemingly, "Oh, I don't have any change."

The prince learned to be smarter this time: "It's okay, don't give it to me."

How can you not follow the routine?Shen Weiqi took out his mobile phone and said righteously: "Brother, I must give you money, use your mobile phone to transfer money!"

It has to be said that the "Brother" called by the eldest child is still very pleasant, which accidentally hit Wang Ziyue's point.You must know that in the period of Northern Lights, the prince was the youngest, and he was the only one who called others "brother", and others regarded him as a younger brother.One day he will turn himself into a serf and become the eldest brother, and even the eldest child will be pleasing to the eye.

The more the prince compromised, he said, "Okay, you come and sweep me."

Oye!You can ask for the lead singer's WeChat account!Shen Wei opened WeChat for Qi Huan, but Wang Ziyue reminded him tactfully: "Open Alipay, don't scan the wrong one."

Shen Weiqi: "..."

He continued to lie with a cold and handsome face: "I don't have Alipay, only WeChat."

"Tsk." The prince glanced at him more and more disgusted, this kid has so many things to do.

Just as I was about to open WeChat, an aunt in a yellow vest happened to pass by the palace wall.

"Please wait a moment—" Wang Ziyue put away his phone and lifted his hoodie, and asked kindly, "Excuse me, where is Zhengda Guangming Palace?"

"What is Zhengda Guangming Palace?" The aunt gave him a suspicious look.

"Huh?" The prince stroked his hair in a more embarrassing way, and gestured vigorously, "It's the place where the emperor goes to court. There is a big chair, and there are many ministers kneeling on the ground. He just said, "I don't know if I should say something or not." The one who said '."

"Oh~ You said Qing Palace Scenic Area." The aunt in yellow vest suddenly realized, and said loudly, "You have traveled through time! This is the Qin Palace Scenic Area."

Wang Ziyue: "..."

The Palace of the Qing Dynasty, the Palace of the Qin Dynasty, big boy, are you a road idiot or an illiterate?You can go wrong with a map!

After pointing out the direction of the Qing imperial palace scenic spot for two lost lambs, the yellow vest aunt passed away like a chivalrous wanderer.

The prince took a sip of Coke and strode on the right path.After walking a few steps but no one followed, he turned his head strangely: "Let's go. Don't you want to see Zhengda Guangming Hall?"

"Um……"

Shen Weiqi bit his lower lip, squeezed a Coke and followed.

In the past few years, literary and artistic works with the theme of Qing Dynasty have been popular, and the popularity of the Qing Palace Scenic Area is very hot.The majestic and luxurious Zhengda Guangming Hall is crowded with people, the majestic and domineering dragon chair is high above, and a majestic green dragon with a pearl in its mouth is coiled on the top of the treasure. Many tourists hold their mobile phones and take pictures everywhere.

The prince stroked his chin in amazement, and had to admire the perfect restoration of J City Film and Television City, which is worthy of the national 5A level!

Like a primary school student going out for a spring outing, Shen Weiqi held up his camera and followed behind to take pictures endlessly. The shutter has been pressed hundreds of times in a small area.If the prince is more narcissistic, he will think that Shen Weiqi is secretly taking pictures of himself.

At this time, a middle-aged man wearing eunuch clothes struggled to push through the vast crowd and blocked the two of them head-on.

"Brother, take a photo as a souvenir."

There is a small pavilion not far behind the uncle. The pavilion is full of various studio-style ancient costumes, and there is a piece of torn and yellowed A4 paper pinned to the hanger, with "31 sets of [-] washes" scrawled in a water pen.

What era is it, and the scenic spot is still doing the old trick of commemorative photos?The prince waved his hand and wanted to avoid it, but the uncle followed up persistently: "There are discounts for taking pictures together."

"Sorry." The prince refused him more politely, "None of us want to shoot."

"Really?" The uncle dressed as a eunuch smiled slyly, "Your friend doesn't seem to mean that."

baby...

The prince wailed inwardly, and immediately turned his head away.

Shen Weiqi stopped at some point.

Holding the camera in his arms, he stared blankly at the dragon robe hanging outside the small pavilion.Those evil and charming eyes were full of longing and hunger, and he looked like a dog who couldn't move when he saw the bones.

Wang Ziyue: "..."

The uncle continued to work hard and sold hard: "Add another 20 yuan and you can take pictures on the dragon seat!"

As soon as he heard that mortals could sit on the dragon seat to take pictures, Shen Weiqi gasped in horror, and shouted excitedly incoherently: "Brother——!"

Wang Ziyue: "..."

You know this dragon seat is fake, right?You know this whole palace is fake, right?

Hey, foreigners' money is easy to make.The uncle proudly touched the collar of the eunuch's uniform.These days, everyone has a smartphone, and the commemorative photo business is getting harder and harder. Fortunately, I moved fast enough to catch a big fish.

I saw that handsome foreign guy was already running towards the dragon robe, and another boy with a handsome face sighed, willingly took out his wallet, and asked, "You just said how much is the discount for taking pictures with two people? "

In the small pavilion, Shen Weiqi threw off his camera and backpack, took off his baseball jacket impatiently, and put on a golden costume dragon robe.

Wang Ziyue originally planned to wear his own clothes to take pictures, in an attempt to reduce his stupidity.Unexpectedly, Shen Weiqi tried his best to persuade him to change into a play together, and the more the prince swore to keep his innocence, the more he yelled "Brother" and "Brother" coquettishly.

The more the prince has to admit, the gourd baby has completely grasped the weakness of the saint fighter.

He took off his hoodie and resignedly rummaged through his greasy costume.The photographer uncle also squeezed into the small pavilion, seeing this, he wondered: "Brother, I only have one dragon robe here."

That's great, I'm afraid you'll pay half the price for the second one.The prince heaved a sigh of relief: "It's okay, ordinary clothes will do."

The uncle was embarrassed: "Uh, I don't have much men's clothing here..."

The prince's face became darker: "The only dragon robe is men's clothing, right?"

"..."

The uncle peeled off his collar generously, "Come on, I will pass on to you the uniform of the chief executive!"

"Don't do it!" Wang Ziyue hastily stopped the father-in-law from bursting his clothes in public.Shen Weiqi took out a bright yellow palace dress from the hanger, excitedly said to the two: "Isn't this also a dragon robe? It's also yellow!"

"You idiot, cough, bastard!" The more the prince convinced the elder boy, why doesn't this kid have any common sense?

"That's the queen's clothes!"

"Ah!" Shen Weiqi withdrew his hand in panic, his cheeks turned red immediately.

Because he has foreign blood, his skin is extremely fair, and the two suspicious blushes are as bright and moving as the morning glow, which is extremely inconsistent with the cool, handsome and evil facial features.

Wang Ziyue: "..."

Wait, why are you blushing!You are so strange!

Due to Shen Weiqi's relatively large movements, the queen's court dress bounced back from the hanger and fell to the ground.The uncle bent down to pick it up distressedly: "Hey, this one has just been washed. Now it is popular to travel to ancient times to marry the emperor, and little girls like to wear queen clothes."

What breed is the little girl you know?On which planet would a girl be willing to wear such a big-waisted dress?

The prince was speechless: "I'd better not change it."

The uncle shook off the golden queen's court dress, and enthusiastically sold it: "Hey, this dress is actually similar to a dragon robe, why don't you just settle for it, little brother?"

Wang Ziyue: "..."

A great man said it well, if there is such a dragon robe in the world, all other dragon robes will become mediocre.And I don't want to settle down! (Note 1)

Shen Weiqi suddenly hugged Wang Ziyue from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder.

The more the prince turned his head, he happened to meet the eldest child's extremely serious eyes.Those pupils were as deep and empty as the night sky at midnight, and his blank face was reflected in the dark mirror.

"Brother~ I want to shoot with you."

Wang Ziyue: "...ha ha."

If you say that my brother is bigger than the sky, I will forcefully make it up for you...

When the prince took a long time to change into the fake dragon robe, Shen Weiqi hurriedly rushed to the dragon seat.

As soon as the two fake emperors came out of the small pavilion, everyone's eyes focused on them like spotlights on a stage.What kind of public dress-up play is this?Really know how to play!

There was a barrier around the steps leading to the Dragon Seat. The photographer uncle picked up the red shrinkage belt and urged, like driving a piglet back to the pigpen: "Go in, move fast!"

Is this really legal?Seeing Shen Weiqi bowed into the circle without hesitation, Wang Ziyue had no choice but to sneak into the isolation zone with his clothes hem in hand.

In the main hall, numerous tourists of all ages, men, women and children from all over the world followed the two golden figures with blinding dog eyes, and paid attention to the dragon seat in unison.

Shen Weiqi automatically blocked the whispers of those mortals, and he took extremely solemn steps, step by step, to the domineering dragon seat that symbolized the supreme power of the empire!

At the moment of ascension to the throne, Shen Weiqi's young life reached an unprecedented peak!Is this what it feels like to be king?so cool!

The more the prince followed behind, covering his face, he didn't have the guts to see the reactions of passers-by...

Shen Weiqi sat on the throne, looking down at his splendid country with a serious expression.The uncle photographer held up his camera to shoot passionately, recording this amazing scene that shocked everyone from multiple angles and multiple directions.

After taking the solo photo of Shen Weiqi, there is also a group photo of the two of them.Shen Weiqi moved his butt generously, and the prince sat next to him more stiffly, and he could see all the expressions of suppressed laughter and curiosity in the audience.

who I am?Where do I come from?Why do I do this kind of thing?Wang Ziyue looked at the audience in a trance, and asked himself in a daze:

"are you happy?"

"I am very happy!"

Shen Weiqi nodded heavily, looking intently at the crowd under the high stage, "I like the feeling that everyone is looking at me."

It turns out that Dawa has an acting personality?The more the prince came back to his senses, he couldn't help being curious: "That's why you came to Pluto to be an artist?"

"Well, I want everyone to see me."

While the photographer uncle lowered his head to check the photos, Shen Weiqi turned his head and stared at Wang Ziyue.

"...The most important thing is that I want to be seen by the people I like."

The prince let out a "hmm" lightly, feeling overwhelmed.

Damn it, you obviously have a fierce look, don't make such an innocent and innocent expression!

Shen Weiqi's appearance really attracted attention. After sitting on the dragon seat for a while, some young girls looked up at him with strange expressions, and whispered to each other from time to time, as if they were confirming something.

The more the prince saw something wrong, he stopped taking single photos of himself after taking the group photo, and hurriedly drove Shen Weiqi away.

After returning to the small pavilion, Shen Weiqi took off his dragon robe and carefully hung it back to its original place.The uncle connected the camera with the computer, clicked the mouse skillfully and said, "I can copy the electronic version to your mobile phone."

The prince handed him the phone first: "Give it to me."

After copying the photos, Wang Ziyue added Dawa's Wechat, and sent all his single photos, and secretly kept the photos of the two together.

After urging the photographer uncle to delete the backup photos, the prince left behind, hiding his achievements and fame.

Hehe, I am a serious entertainer anyway, how could I hand over the black history of the nuclear bomb level to others?The adult world is much more complicated than you think!

Behind him, Shen Weiqi touched his phone to his chest.

Finally added to the lead singer's WeChat account!He offered it to me!

After visiting the scenic spot of the Qing Palace, Shen Weiqi dragged the prince to run around the remaining nine must-see attractions, and did not return to the hotel until dark. "Screen Kiss" is about to start, and after a night's rest, they will return from J City to D City.

After breakfast the next day, the two packed their luggage and went to the front desk to check out.The actor's room is booked by the crew, but because each actor's stay is uncertain, they need to check out by themselves.

Wang Ziyue handed over the room card and documents to the front desk. The lady at the front desk bent down and clicked on the computer a few times, straightened up and said with embarrassment: "Mr. Wang, I'm sorry. The system has found that there is an extra bed transaction record in your room, can you verify it?" Would you like the ID of the new resident?"

"Yeah." The prince turned his head more, and the eldest child was sitting on the suitcase looking at the camera, flipping through the photos and smiling wantonly, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Big, cough, Shen Weiqi, show me your ID card?"

Shen Weiqi looked at him blankly.

"Your ID card." The prince smiled maliciously, "You are not yet 18, are you?"

Shen Weiqi was holding the camera with a dazed expression on his face. The front desk lady saw that he was of mixed race, so she kindly reminded him: "Foreign residents use passports to register."

"Oh." Finally understood the situation.Shen Weiqi put away the camera cherishingly, and took out a blue booklet from his bag.The front desk lady took it respectfully, and opened the cover to check the identity information carefully.

The eldest child turned out to be a foreigner.Well, after all, he is of mixed race, so it's normal for him to be a foreigner.

The prince suddenly felt a little curiosity.I don't know which country's blood the eldest child is mixed with?How did he have such strange bones and strange strength?

At this time, the front desk lady politely handed back the passport, and the booklet was still opened upwards. When Prince Yue helped to pass it on, he glanced at the personal information column on the inner page thoughtfully.

"--Eh!"

What the hell? !The prince stared at a line of the passport in disbelief.

What's wrong?Shen Weiqi tilted his head blankly.

The prince pointed at the date of birth on the passport tremblingly: "Big, cough, Shen Weiqi, how old are you this year?"

Shen Weiqi said honestly, "22."

Wang Ziyue: "..."

Ma Dan, so you are two years older than me!Why do you have the nerve to follow my ass and yell "Brother", "Brother"?Aren't you secretly taking advantage of me - bah, secretly tricking me into taking advantage of you? !

Shen Weiqi withdrew the passport in his hand, wondering: "What's the matter? I returned to China to work after finishing college. I should be 22 anyway."

From mistaking the Qin Palace for the Qing Palace to the real and fake dragon robes, a series of scenes appeared in front of Wang Ziyue like a revolving lantern...

——It turns out that Da Wa is a foreign devil!No wonder he has no common sense!

The prince scratched his head furiously: "Then why did you call me brother?!"

Shen Weiqi looked at him strangely instead: "Because you made your debut earlier than me."

Wang Ziyue: "..."

How do you have such common sense in such a strange place?Are you sent to me by God?

Am I born to be a younger brother?I don't agree!My life is up to me, I can't help but borrow from the sky for another 500 years!

Note 1: "And I don't want to make it up" was changed from a famous line in Gu Man's novel "Why Shengxiaomo".