Dressed in Taiwanese language, a male partner can't afford to hurt

Teacher Ma's "Teasing You" is a classic stand-up comedy work, but after so long, few young people have heard it.

It's not that Lin Yuan didn't work hard at all. He himself has learned the art of Peking Opera, and he can do it with just opening his mouth. A few words, more in line with the current era.

There is such a sentence in "Teasing You": When you go out, it is the same. When you get on the tram or the car, touch your pocket. Don't put money in your coat, and put money in your pocket.

Lin Yuan changed it to: You do the same when you go out, touch your pocket on the bus or subway, ouch, I can't touch it at all.This car is crowded, everyone is close to each other, who can touch their pockets.Well, the thief was crushed too.

Lin Yuan's expression was exaggerated, and what he was complaining about was the heavy traffic in S City that everyone deeply felt. The audience who were still in a state of confusion gradually entered the state and couldn't help laughing.

The sound engineer also comprehended the D sound of "Oh, that's terrible". Lin Yuan said half of the joke, and turned around and gave the sound engineer a thumbs up.

After Lin Yuan's stand-up comedy ended, the audience paused, and there was thunderous applause.

Lin Yuan bowed to everyone and stepped back.

"Awesome! How did you come up with such a genius idea of ​​talking about cross talk on the talent show stage?"

"Isn't this just grandstanding?"

"I think it's quite interesting. It's a bit visually exhausting to watch songs and dances all the time. Isn't the Spring Festival Gala also interspersed with sketches, cross talk, and singing and dancing?"

"It's quite novel, this form."

As soon as Lin Yuan returned to the backstage, he saw An Jiayan's complicated expression.

Lin Yuan: ...? ?

An Jiayan: "If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have said something unfair in advance. It would be a slap in the face."

"No, maybe you're still worried about losing." Lin Yuan smiled: "What's wrong, didn't you think that brother has this skill?"

"I didn't expect... You should be running for a comedian now. How did you get to this stage?"

"I didn't expect that either." Lin Yuan raised his eyebrows helplessly.He was on the stage as soon as he woke up, what could he do, couldn't he just drive ducks to the shelves.

After the host talked about the series of words, he quickly invited the two of them up.

Standing together, the two are indescribably compatible, they are simply a pair of lovers.

Just now when the two walked up the steps from the backstage to the stage, there was a burst of applause and screams from the audience. Lin Yuan almost fell from fright, but An Jiayan subconsciously stretched out his hand to help, and the audience howled even more.

In this atmosphere, Lin Yuan felt as if he and An Jiayan were newcomers about to worship.

When the host wondered why Lin Yuan chose to talk about stand-up comedy, Lin Yuan took the microphone very naturally and told the truth frankly.

"Because I'm not in good shape, as I said before."

host:……

Choked for a bit, he couldn't even say a rebuttal.

Fortunately, the host was very experienced, so he quickly recovered from his bewildered state and gave a dry laugh.

"It seems that what I said before was really correct. Lin Yuan is really humorous, and he chose such a humorous way to make everyone happy."

Lin Yuan interjected meanly.

"Actually, I didn't want to make everyone happy. I just performed singing and dancing. I was afraid that it would make everyone even more unhappy."

The audience burst into laughter again.

Host: ... This shitty show can't be hosted any longer!

An Jiayan took over the conversation at the right time, saving the embarrassment of the host.

"So am I in danger instead? Lin Yuan, you have performed stand-up comedy just now, isn't it a bit difficult to perform sensational later?"

"I think you have to rehearse it in advance. Don't send me to the end to cry too much. After all, my cross talk just now was quite funny." Lin Yuan raised his eyebrows and replied.

When the two of them sang and chorused, it was like a follow-up to the stand-up comedy just now. Don't be too proficient in making fun of each other.

The audience clasped their hands and were almost moved to tears.

The old enemy CP can also become a cross talk partner, this CP is really awesome!

In the audience's praise segment, the number of likes of the two was evenly matched in the end, but An Jiayan was even better.As a mentor, the evaluation of the two is also An Jiayan's performance, as for Lin Yuan's...

The instructors didn't know how to comment, so in the end they could only say something new and funny.

... They are not comedians, how can they comment on comedies!

The talent show stage can actually perform comedy?Who would have thought?

Lin Yuan entered the waiting seat as he wished, and sat down backstage contentedly. Before stepping off the stage, he shook off the burden before voting for likes.

"What did I say, I said you have to rehearse it, you really can't cry?"

An Jiayan raised his eyebrows and gave him a sideways glance.

"The final result has not been determined yet, so you are so sure that I have to preview the scene where I cry? Don't give him this chance." An Jiayan said to the audience with a smile.

Everyone nodded with tears in their eyes.

So cute! ! !As an opponent and canvassing votes for the other party, what is this! !If this is not love! !

The competition between the two is really interesting. They played a new trick on the talent show stage. Not only is it not sensational at all, but it makes everyone feel that there is true affection between the two, and CP fans are easily fired.

Compared with deliberate sensationalism, I don't know how much higher the means are.

Sure enough, as soon as the two stepped off the stage, they saw that the faces of other players who hadn't played were not very good.

The performances of these two people did not suppress all their subsequent performances, as if their emotional expression was like a "show", deliberately sensational.

It's just that the relationship between the two of them is not very good with other people, so they don't pay much attention to it.

As soon as Lin Yuan arrived backstage, he sat down and drank a bottle of milk that the advertiser sent to place the advertisement.

He just said such a joke that his throat was a little smoky.

"I saw you talking about a stand-up comic in rehearsal, and thought you were joking." An Jiayan sat beside him, staring deeply at Lin Yuan.

After Lin Yuan drank a whole bottle of milk, his smoldering throat finally eased a lot. He let out a long and comfortable sigh, and his pores seemed to be open, which made him feel very comfortable.

... There was also a milky aroma coming from the milk bottle he opened.

An Jiayan couldn't help but look down. The milk bottle was taken out of the freezer. There were water droplets rolling on the glass bottle shell, and it landed gently on Lin Yuan's fingers holding the milk bottle. Those fingers were slender and fair. , There is still a little powder on the nail cover.

He inexplicably wanted to touch it.

"I did it out of help." Lin Yuan exhaled, "Dancing is a thing, if you don't practice for a day, you will lose your level. You can also see that my level has dropped a lot. This time I just found another way to get through it."

"Although I don't know why your level suddenly dropped..." An Jiayan's eyes flashed, and he showed a friendly smile: "However, your performance is really wonderful. It seems that you have this aspect talented."

Lin Yuan: ...

His mood at the moment is very complicated. After traveling through these worlds, he feels that he is not taking the route of a supporting actor, but more like the route of some sand sculpture character.

...This cognition really makes people laugh a little bit.

The competition will soon come to an end.

Lin Yuan originally thought that this crap show might be closed at the end, and let them, the [-] people who had been pre-selected, list the elimination list in the next show. Unexpectedly, they directly announced their fate at the end.

Among the remaining [-] people, Lin Yuan successfully entered the top [-] with his first place.

Thinking about it, human nature is more or less a bit of an evil factor that loves to watch good shows. The more Lin Yuan surprised them, the more they wanted to send Lin Yuan up, and wanted to see how he would perform in the next game. What kind of moths can be made.

Lin Yuan: ...

I'm sorry, he really doesn't want to make any fools, it would be good to just eliminate him.

In the end, Lin Yuan finally knew what Wei Chengping was here for. As an investor and also the ultimate boss of XX Dairy, the implanter of the program, he came to present awards to the top twenty.

Although only the top five in the draft can finally form a group, the top [-] have already signed the contract and must place advertisements for his dairy industry.So this award is actually a little "sweetness" for everyone after signing the contract in private.

Twenty men lined up to receive condolences from the patron's father.

This scene is really...

Lin Yuan was in the last five, watching Wei Chengping gradually approaching.

When it was his turn, when Lin Yuan accepted the award from Wei Chengping, before the certificate fell into his hands, Wei Chengping's fingers slid across the back of his hand and scratched quietly in his palm. one time.

Lin Yuan: ...? ? ! ! !

He was so frightened that the hairs all over his body almost exploded, and his back tensed immediately.Wei Chengping's magnetic low laughter fell on his ears, and Wei Chengping suddenly approached his ears.

It turned out that this guy suddenly gave him a hug.

Lin Yuan: ...? ?What the hell, didn't you stuff all the certificates before and didn't hold your hand? Why did he change when it was his turn?Hugging so much?

The second monk Lin Yuanzhang was puzzled, Wei Chengping's voice fell lightly by his ears.

"It smells like my milk." As Wei Chengping said, his cheeks tilted slightly, the tip of his nose moved slightly, and he sniffed lightly behind Lin Yuan's ear.

Lin Yuan almost exploded, and the bases of his ears suddenly turned red. He tried hard to control it for a long time, so that his cheeks did not turn red.

After this hug, Wei Chengping raised his head, curled his lips, and smiled suggestively.

When he faced the audience, he was a gentle and elegant gentleman, and said slowly: "I am most impressed by this contestant's performance, thank you for your performance."

This face-changing method is really amazing.

Lin Yuan was dumbfounded and cursed in his heart: This is simply a beast in clothes! !

The audience in the audience let out a good-natured laugh, and didn't think much about the hug.

Lin Yuan was almost trembling with anger.

——This bugger! !Open your mouth and talk, how can this guy make such a show in this world!It's just a broken leg, okay?

This is too... too shameless! !

And, can you leave out the milk?

Why have you passed a whole world, and you are still obsessed with milk?