The person who said he wanted to support me was actually lucky E[Comprehensive]

No matter how much Yinshi didn't want the Zhongyuan Festival to come, it still came as scheduled.

With the breakfast bread in her mouth, An Nai glanced at Yin Shi who was yawning all over her face, and said casually: "Your eyes are black and blue, you masturbated too much last night?"

"Whether I'm masturbating or not, you don't have a clue?" Yin Shi rolled his eyes, and then rolled his eyes again.

"Tsk tsk," Mita expressed great dissatisfaction and contempt for their unrestrained conversation, "I am a pure child, what filthy topics are you talking about in front of me?"

"Cut," An Nai said disdainfully, "You know this is a filthy topic, and you dare to say that you are pure? Of the four of us, the only one who really doesn't understand is Ibaraki, right?"

"Huh?" Ibaraki had just finished drinking the milk, and there was still a white circle around his mouth.He asked blankly, "What are you talking about?"

The three of them stared at Ibaraki, and then covered their faces.

An Nai said in pain: "Looking at such a simple Ibaraki, I actually thought of something..., it really shouldn't be."

"Me too..." Yinshi covered his face, "but he really looks like this..."

Yata raised his hand: "Okay, stop talking! Let's change the subject!"

Ibaraki looked troubled: "I don't understand what you are talking about." He glanced at Yinshi, then pointed to his face and said, "I see that your seal is black, be careful of bloody disasters."

Yinshi said with a headache: "I didn't sleep well last night, and my right eyelid was still twitching when I woke up in the morning. I always feel that today is going to be a bad day." He looked at An Nai who had already started eating breakfast again, and then asked suspiciously. Asked, "Did a monster come into the house?"

"No," An Nai said nonchalantly, "Because today is the Hungry Ghost Festival, I specially added three enchantment charms to the outside last night, and ordinary monsters can't get in, let alone," she glanced at Yin Shi. , "You have been with us for a long time now, and you can already see monsters by yourself. If there are no monsters in your house, can you see it yourself?"

"Even if you didn't come in, the house is still gloomy." Yin Shi rubbed his arms, "It's summer, but I feel very cold."

Yatai sucked on the milk and pointed to the air conditioner hanging on the wall: "See there? The air conditioner is working. If you don't feel cold, it would be strange. It means the air conditioner should be repaired."

Yinshi slapped Yatai's head with a slap: "You clearly know that I'm not talking about that!"

"You know," Mita pouted aggrievedly, "What you're talking about is gloomy and cold. There's nothing you can do about it. Hell released all the demons and goblins at midnight. Now there are more monsters walking on the streets than people. In this world It's not overcast."

"There are more monsters than...people..." Yinshi swallowed hard, and then asked Annai, "Can I not go out today?"

"You promised her that you will go to hell, and you can't break your promise if you are a man!" Ibaraki said firmly, "If you are a man, you will go to hell!"

The corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched and said, "Although I know you don't mean that, why does it sound like you want me to die? You don't mean that, do you? Really?"

"If you keep asking this question, he might wonder if he meant it." An Nai finished eating the bread, patted the residue on his hands and said unhurriedly, "Don't worry, the ghosts outside are all released from hell." Those who came out to reunite with their families are all busy going home. There are no thugs who want to harm you. If it’s impossible, don’t you still have me? Well, I’ll go and change clothes. You guys eat quickly. After eating, we will set off to the entrance of hell. "

"Did you go so early?" Yinshi spread the jam on the bread, "Didn't you start grabbing at night?"

"Hell is very lively today, like a summer festival in this world. But you should not eat their food." Mita shook his head, then jumped off his chair, "Hurry up and eat you!"

"Wait," Yinshi felt a little strange, "all the ghosts have gone home, what kind of summer festival are you having?"

"There are some who don't go home," Mita said nonchalantly, "There are activities at night, and ghost hunting starts after the activities are over. Hurry up, you two, it will take two hours to drive to the entrance of hell."

Ibaraki wiped his mouth after eating the last bite of bread: "I'm done eating!"

An Nai also changed her clothes and walked downstairs: "I changed."

"You're too fast, aren't you?" Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth, weighed it and stuffed the bread into his mouth, "Let's go, I'll eat it on the way."

Half an hour after the car drove out, Yinshi suddenly asked, "Did Ada ask you to deliver a letter to his father?"

"It's in my pocket. When the ghost lamp came last time, I was afraid that it would be too late today, so I asked him to check it for me in advance." An Nai said while driving, "Recently, when Hell is busy, I didn't ask Whether he can find it or not, anyway, there will be no time to ask when the time comes."

"Oh..." Yin Shi replied, and then closed his eyes.You can see monsters no matter where you look, so it's better to close your eyes.But not long after he closed his eyes, he asked lazily, "Why are you staring at me?"

An Nai asked in surprise: "Why am I staring at you? I don't look ahead to see you while driving?"

"I'm not talking about you," Gintoki opened his eyes, looking at Yata who had been staring at him in the rearview mirror, "Is there something strange growing on my face?"

"How do you know I'm looking at you?" Mita smiled, and then said, "Actually, I have a question to ask you. I've wanted to ask since the day the ghost lamp came, and I haven't had the nerve to ask it."

"Is there anything between us that you're embarrassed to ask?" Yin Shi became interested, "You ask."

Yatai asked without hesitation: "Then do you have an illegitimate child?"

"...What did you just say?" Yin Shi asked blankly.

"I said, do you have an illegitimate child?" Mi Tai said innocently, blinking her eyes.

"No, go forward, the first sentence." Yin Shi said.

"Huh?" Mita tilted his head and asked after thinking for a while, "I have a question for you?"

"No." Yin Shi replied decisively, "Don't ask!"

"How could you do this!" Mita jumped up, "You asked me to ask you just now! Ah Yin, you have changed! You turned your face faster than taking off your pants!"

Yin Shi wiped his face and said helplessly, "That depends on what question you're asking, right? I'm still a virgin!"

"An uncle in his 20s who is still a virgin is not worth showing off at all. Please keep your voice down and don't spoil my Ibaraki. Thank you." An Nai rolled her eyes, "To be honest, not only Yata, but I also want to ask you .”

"I told you that I'm the illegitimate child of a virgin!" Yin Shi also jumped up, but after jumping up, he hit the roof of the car, and a bump instantly bulged on his head.

Yata stroked his chin and thought for a while, then said seriously: "If it's a female ghost, maybe it's in a dream—"

"What are you talking about!" Yin Shi turned pale with fright, "What kind of female ghost is that?"

"There is a little ghost in hell who looks exactly like you," Annai explained, "Mitai mentioned him the day the ghost lamp came, and I thought you two looked alike."

"They all have silver hair, both have curly hair, and both are lazy and rambunctious—" Mita stared at Yinshi's face, "Except for the different eye colors, they are all carved out of the same mold. You are Eggplant's father Right? Absolutely, right?"

"Absolutely not!" Yinshi retorted without thinking, "How could I be the father of a ghost! Did I die once?"

"I told you that in my dream, I might be able to—" Mita curled her lips.

"It's absolutely impossible!"

"Okay, stop arguing!" Ibaraki waved his hand, "Everything will be settled after we meet."

Mita curled her lips: "I really saw it, Ah Yin will definitely have doubts about this world."

Yinshi said firmly: "Absolutely not! I'll bet you a month's worth of strawberry milk!"

An Nai patted the steering wheel: "When did I say I would buy you strawberry milk for a month?"

"I beg you, drive hard!"

However, when Gintoki really saw Eggplant, he was just like Yata said——had doubts about this world.

Isn't the little ghost with silver curly hair and loose eyes really his son?If it is paired with his iconic nose picking, it will be exactly the same!

Just when Yinshi was dumbfounded, Eggplant reached out and picked his nose.

Silver almost cried out.

It's the same, it's really the same!

Yinshi walked over, pressed eggplant's shoulders with both hands, and said in a sad tone: "Son, have you suffered in hell these years?"

Although I don't know the uncle in front of me, and I think he's a bit weird, but Eggplant is not timid, and he said to Yinshi very familiarly: "No, Lord Ghost Lantern takes good care of me here, and Tang Gua often Help me, Sister Ah Xiang, they are all very good."

Yinshi wiped away his tears: "That's good, that's good, it's all because Dad is sorry for you..."

"Eh?" Eggplant tilted his head, looking at the strange uncle in front of him with an inexplicable face, "What father?"

"A large-scale family recognition scene." Yatai kept taking pictures with his mobile phone.

Ibaraki wiped the corners of his eyes: "I was touched."

An Nai couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth: Is the joke too big?

At this moment, Tanggua Guideng and Axiang walked over.

"Eggplant!" Tang Gua called out to Eggplant, and then ran over, "What are you dawdling about? Didn't Lord Ghost Lantern ask you to pick up Miss Annai? Why are you so slow?"

"Tang Gua," Eggplant pointed at Yin, "here is a strange uncle who says he is my father."

"What?" Tang Gua looked in the direction that the eggplant pointed, and was startled, "Oh! If I didn't know your parents, I would have thought he was your father." It's too similar!

"I'll just say it's very similar," Mita put away her phone and ran towards Axiang, "Sister Axiang——"

"Wait, wait?" Ibaraki was confused, "So, you're not his father?" Ibaraki pointed at the eggplant and asked in disbelief.

Yin Shi also resumed his usual laxity: "I told you that I am a virgin, where is my son?"

An Nai slapped Yinshi on the back of the head: "I told you not to show it off, you idiot!"

The author has something to say:

Eggplant's father is actually a hazy car, I can't accept it!Especially when his mother is so beautiful!

Probably Eun-sang and Eun-sang are long-lost siblings