When the God of Golden Tofu encounters a collision with a wall

When Saga, the pillar, smiled gently and poked the tip of his younger brother's nose, "Lord Shion and the others are here, we should talk about business." At the end, he suppressed all expressions and looked expressionless There is a kind of momentum that is not angry but powerful.

Hearing this sentence or hearing the name Shi On, everyone turned their heads subconsciously, looked down the stairs of the Wall of Sighs, and then they all looked blank. Of course, there were more jokes on the faces of a group of outsiders.

Garen stared dumbfounded at the theoretical "gift" for a while, and then finally burst into anger again.

"Old Shi Ang, what do you mean by this?!!!!"

[3] The boss is very tough

The so-called gift is two comatose people hugging each other, one of them is wearing Tianmengxing's dark clothes, who is obvious, and the other is wearing Sanctuary's miscellaneous military uniform, with blue hair reaching his waist, look at that face , is also obvious to anyone.Of course, since it is a gift, it must be well packaged. The gorgeous rose vines full of red roses were tied tightly for the two, and a bow was tied on the top...

"Damn, don't give me an explanation, I'll judge you today!" Garen, who was gnashing his teeth, was dragged desperately by Saga, unable to rush up and beat up a certain old man, he could only vent his emotions verbally.

"Hey, Garen, you heartless little bastard, why did I take you back to the sanctuary back then? It made me threatened to be judged from time to time, alas, the wife led the door in, and the matchmaker threw it over the wall " Shi On, who has white hair but a young face of eighteen or nineteen years old, has a sad, painful and tangled face. Of course, when he comes to the conclusion that the former Pope is sad, he has to ignore his evil eyes full of evil. ==

"..." Everyone was silent, only Mu's mouth twitched with a black line, trying to smile gently, and sighed: "You really deserve to be a teacher..."

"I know you want to say that Master Shi'an's degree of treachery has reached the point where no one has ever been seen before, and there will not be many who come after him." Sha Jia interpreted for Mu very dutifully.

"...No, this sentence is not used in this way at all." Tong Hu next to Shi Ang also twitched his mouth, silently looking at his old friend who had a certain vicious taste, "My friend Shi Ang—the essence of ancient Chinese language and culture , just ruined by you!" Then turned into a small voice, "Last time you said that I abandoned the 5000-year-old culture of the motherland, and I don't know who is not good at Chinese."

"Old guy, are you itchy again? I don't mind loosening your muscles." With a smile that could make the world pale, the former Pope pulled out a pitch-black scythe that was as tall as him from nowhere.

Seeing that the fight is about to start here, not only a group of gold gods from outside, but even a group of gold and bronze in this world have been drawn. Is this really the Pope?Even the counterfeit products made by the underworld are too ridiculous!

"All of you, give me enough time!! The silver-he-star-explosion-!!!" The God of Creation, who couldn't bear it anymore and decided not to bear it any longer, finally...exploded-big-absolute- ——╮(╯▽╰)╭

Garen, who was in a state of rage, was absolutely ruthless. All the gold gods hurriedly set up the barrier defense to avoid being dropped by Chi Yu. The kind Mu and Saga, who had already started to have a stomachache, even teleported over to help A group of golden saints who are still human beings blocked this. As for the main target of the starburst... ahahaha, Mr. Shi Ang, you have gone all the way, we will pretend that we have not seen anything. Will be affected, well, that's it. =v=

Of course, if God of Creation really wanted the god of death awakened by him to die, then he would definitely be able to do it, so it can be said that Shi Ang and Tong Hu, the two current gods of death, were unscathed. But the shot is definitely still measured.Everyone has gathered, and it's time for them to calm down and talk about business.He meant it.

But it's definitely not the personality of the former Pope, "White-eyed wolf, white-eyed wolf, Garen, you ungrateful boy! If I hadn't helped you, 'you' would have gone with Radamantis now—" —”

Well, that or something... Thinking carefully about what I did at this time back then, the corners of Garen's eyes and mouth twitched, and he unconsciously aimed at Saga who was retracting the protective barrier of gold, huh, there is no sign of blackening .Hey, isn't it?It is said that he died with Radamantis in his arms back then, Mr. Shion, it is immoral for you to remove the key word "to die together!" ! !

The process of the beautiful snake from doubt to entanglement to a careful glance to the black line and finally to the blue veins on the top of the head was clearly seen by everyone. All the gold gods with RP and BT were all holding back their laughter and pain. A gentle smile sighed in his heart: the beautiful snake version of Garen is really cute and funny, and his hair is blown up like a tsundere queen. Why did he follow him and keep him in the shape of a male because of his serious mental disorder?Well, go back and let him be alone and change to him. =v=

If there is still a chance...

"Garon, it's business." Generally speaking, when Saga reminds everyone to restrain themselves with such concise words, it means that if they don't obey, Heisa will come out to play, so in order not to be dangerous Fontainebleau's crowned star Heisa exploded, and a golden god would stop immediately—don't think that Heisa is just a black-haired and red-eyed version of Saga, the lethality of the two is not at the same level, of course Asp Ross may be immune to this situation, but he is a person who completely distinguishes priorities, so he will definitely not come out at this time.

Finally realizing that the building was not crooked at all, the corners of Garen's mouth twitched slightly, and he flicked his snake's tail to point at the wall of sighs. He simply handed over the diplomatic task to the ambassador of Fontainebleau: "Aphrodite, come on."

Aphrodite rolled his eyes unpretentiously, and threw the red rose that he had been playing with into the air. The red rose turned into a faint golden light, and instantly disappeared into the wall of sighs.This is transformed by divine power, er, let’s count it as a worship post, the official meeting between the protoss of different gods must be notified in advance, otherwise they will directly start a battle of gods, saying that they will not give the invitation post until they arrive at the other’s territory It's a little bit rude, although, he is really awkward to be so friendly with the gods of the underworld.

"So the waiting time..." Looking at the vigilant group around him, Mu Tan, who also helped resist a starburst just now, raised his forehead and reminded his companions that there is still a "past" self that needs to be dealt with, "You guys Do you mind saying hello to yourself?"

"I won't do such stupid things!" This was Deathmask, Aphrodite, Miro and Gallon.

"Garon, you've already done it just now." Aiolia blinked innocently, dismantling Garen's stage, "and the effect is not bad."

Garen lamented again in his heart: In the BT world, even the innocent Xiao Ai is completely hacked.

"So..." Death Mask suddenly said.

"As the original god of our Fontainebleau..." Milo continued the words very smoothly.

"The real leader of the Fontainebleau Protoss." Shaka also mixed in.

"Awaken the great existence of the Creator God at the very beginning of the world." Kaludia added with a standard ruffian smile.

"To show the good political outlook of the world of Fontainebleau." Shura nodded solemnly.

"In order to reflect the positive social atmosphere of the world of Fontainebleau." Aphrodite still spoke clearly while biting a rose.

"Aiolia, don't be careless!" x6

"...What a big pit." Aiolus's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at the colleagues who put high hats on his brother speechlessly.Having said that, if Aiolia does not become the first one to eat crabs...the first god to introduce himself, then Fontainebleau will lose face.Although it is estimated that there is no face to speak of now.

"Brother Aiolus, they bully people! QAQ" The little lion Yuanshen looked at his brother tearfully, acting cute.Although in order to perfect the laws of the Fontainebleau Protoss, he did a lot of things like contacting the same person with different appearances, but he didn't want to do such stupid things as introducing himself to himself!At least don't be the first to do it!So Sagittarius who has always been the Pope's assistant, brother Aiolus, don't be careless... save your brother and me——

"Aiolia, a dead fellow Taoist who never died a poor Taoist, understood really quickly." The onlooker party Shi Ang commented.

Tong Hu nodded silently, lamenting in his heart that these poor children had been hanging out with those BT tofu gods for too long, and they all became RP——╮(╯▽╰)╭

【4】The breaking news is very powerful

For a brother-in-law, what is the most impossible thing to do?Well you guessed it, the last thing a brother-in-law brother would do is refuse his brother's request for, anything, well, except some very personal ones.

On the road of younger brother control, Saga is undoubtedly the one who has gone the farthest among the Fontainebleau Protoss, and under his influence and guidance, both Aiolus and Aspros have embarked on this road of no return.Of course, Aspros has this tendency and just needs to break through a certain layer of window paper.As for Commissar Sisyphus' accusation against his nephew... Neglect and ignore—==

So to sum up the above, although he became the first one to eat crabs for himself... no, he was the first god to introduce himself to himself. Although Aiolus was speechless in his heart, he still had no hesitation under the gaze of his brother's big eyes. on the ground.So he didn't notice the helpless eyes of Aiolia behind him: Brother Aiolia, you