Shared roommate is a bit crazy
Chapter 1 001
Yun Linyuan stood outside the door of the private room. It was an August day, but his body couldn't stop getting cold. It must be because the temperature of the air conditioner in the restaurant was too low.There is a slight gap in the door of the private room, just enough to see the people inside.He saw Tang Sha put down his chopsticks and stood up, leaned over and kissed Ji Guo on the lips.
The jealousy that had been suppressed all the time jumped up to the heights, Yun Linyuan couldn't help clenching his fists, and next to his ears came the voice of Tang Sha, who he was thinking about day and night, and resorted to all kinds of tricks, trying to catch up with him, "Ji Guo, I! I like you!".
Dare to love Tang Sha has always liked Ji Guo, he thought Tang Sha just had a low EQ, and he didn't understand his intentions, but he didn't expect that the two had long been in love with each other, only Tang Sha took this step.
To put it bluntly, Tang Sha probably knew what he wanted, but he just pretended not to know and not to respond.Yun Linyuan stretched out his hand and was about to open the door and go in to question Tang Sha.Suddenly heard footsteps from far to near, it should be the waiter of this restaurant.
Yun Linyuan thought for a while, decided not to be reckless, and before the waiter turned the corner, he pushed open the door of the private room next door and hid in.
After staying calmly in the private room next door for a while, Yun Linyuan received a call from the event organizer.The person who contacted him told him to go to the capital. At ten o'clock tomorrow morning, the awards will be presented at the Capital Gymnasium.
Yun Linyuan hung up the phone and held on to the phone tightly, because this competition is very important, and if he wins the prize, it will determine whether his life will go smoothly in the future.After weighing again and again, Yun Linyuan thought that since Tang Sha's matter was a foregone conclusion, it's better to go to the capital to receive the award first and then come back to settle it.
Air tickets are purchased by individuals, and the organizer will reimburse you after presenting the ticket voucher. This is a more humane point of the organizer.Yun Linyuan drove home, packed a few formal clothes and regular clothes, thought for a while and stuffed the mask he bought and never wore into the suitcase.After finishing all this, Yun Linyuan sat cross-legged on the sofa, clicked on the mobile APP to buy tickets, the nearest flight was at [-]:[-], after the order was confirmed, Yun Linyuan hurried to the airport with his suitcase.
Everything went smoothly, Yun Linyuan boarded the plane, and fell into deep thought at an altitude of [-] feet.
In fact, Tang Sha didn't agree to him at the beginning. When he invited Tang Sha to dinner, Tang Sha basically refused, and Tang Sha didn't get along with him. Tang Sha's attitude towards him and Ji Guo was obviously different.
Therefore, throughout the whole process, he plunged into it by himself, regardless of whether he invested in it regardless. If he carefully observed Tang Sha's clear attitude, he would know that Tang Sha had long liked Shang Jiguo.
Fuck, I'm actually a fucking idiot!
If you haven't fallen in love yet, just chasing someone, your IQ will be zero.
When the flight attendant's intellectual and gentle reminder sounded, Yun Linyuan didn't come back to his senses. It wasn't until he felt the people around him stand up and leave their seats that he realized that he had arrived at the Capital Airport.I glanced at my watch, it was already 01:30 in the morning.
After getting off the plane with the crowd, Yun Linyuan found a good hotel and got a room, then threw away the suitcase and went into the bathroom to take a shower.A moment later, he came out of the bathroom with wet hair all over his body, yawned, and threw himself into the big soft bed with his eyes closed.
Well, the bed is quite comfortable, and it's still warm...
etc!Warm?
Yun Linyuan shuddered, jumped up from the bed, and lifted the quilt with a "huh"——
a man!
At this time, he was curled up, sleeping soundly on his bed!
Yun Linyuan's forehead twitched, and he turned around to find out his room card [606], that's right.
Is the security system of this hotel so bad?Anyone can enter a customer's room?So who is this man?Yun Linyuan, who was tired all day, said that it was very uncomfortable to be occupied by a strange man on the bed!
"Hey! Who are you?! Get up for me!" Lifting his foot, Yun Linyuan stepped on the back of the man on the bed mercilessly.
"..." The man on the bed moved and turned over, but there was no movement again.
"Damn it, you slept like a dead pig!" Yun Linyuan spat, jumped on the bed and planned to pinch the man's nose. "Fuck, you're so drunk, why don't you drink to death?" Yun Linyuan approached the man, and was stunned by the alcohol, simply grabbed the man's ear, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Get up! Your wife ran away with the old Wang next door!"
"!" The man woke up in an instant, his bright black eyes were momentarily confused - of course it wasn't because his wife ran away with someone, shouting into his ears like that, it was the deaf man who woke up too.
"Yo, buddy are you awake?" Yun Linyuan sat cross-legged on the bed, smiling with the corners of his mouth twitching.
"Who are you? Why are you in my room?" The person on the bed stood up, rubbing his temples that were slightly swollen from the hangover.
Yun Linyuan suddenly laughed angrily, picked up the room card on the side and held it in front of the man: "Your room? Ha, brother, are you still awake? See what it is?"
The man frowned and stared at the room card, but after a while he looked at Yun Linyuan and smiled: "606?"
... I'm afraid this person is drunk and stupid?
Yun Linyuan was a little speechless.
How the hell do you want him to answer this time? !
Just when Yun Linyuan was struggling with his green face, he saw the man lying down again, leaning against the soft pillow, staring at him unbuttoning his shirt one by one, seeing the man revealing little by little Exquisite clavicle, wheat-colored chest...
Yun Linyuan felt his ears burning hot: "You...what are you doing?"
The man ignored him, stared at him and continued to take off.
"Hey! What are you doing!?" Yun Linyuan's voice trembled.
The man stared at him and put his hands under his clothes.
"Fuck! I'm going to call the police!" Yun Linyuan was furious.
The man's hand was drawn out, holding a room card.
... You fucking put the room card in the bottom of the room? !Are you afraid that someone will steal your broken room card? !
"Here, 6, 0, 6." The man imitated him and held the room card in front of his eyes, chanting the three numbers with the corners of his mouth hooked.
"Fuck! Impossible!" Yun Linyuan's eyes widened, without bothering to complain, he snatched the man's room card and put it together with his own.
... exactly the same.
Damn it, two [606]?
Yun Linyuan thought for a while, connected to the beeper at the bedside, briefly described the cause of the incident, and the lobby manager of the hotel came up quickly.
"I'm sorry, two gentlemen, I didn't bring you a pleasant accommodation experience. Could you please show me your room card?" The lobby manager is a young woman, wearing a very formal business attire, entering the room for the first time One sentence is a polite apology.Although Yun Linyuan was angry, his cultivation from childhood made him unable to lose his temper with a lady.He reached out and handed the room card in his hand to the lobby manager.After such a fuss, the person on the bed was almost sober, and the room card was placed beside the bed. The lobby manager picked up the two cards and compared them, and looked at them over and over again.
The lobby manager nodded slightly towards the man on the bed, "Sorry, sir, your room card is 909, not 606."
The man lay back down again, and casually glanced at Yun Linyuan: "Ah, I'm sorry, I made a mistake~"
...Fuck you, this apology has no sincerity at all!
"Get out of my bed for me! It's sloppy!" Yun Linyuan grabbed the man on the bed by his collar and was about to tear him off the bed. When he turned his face, he saw the embarrassing lobby standing aside. manager.
Hold!I was so pissed off by this idiot, I forgot that there was someone else here.
"Madam, please go out, we have some personal grievances to settle!" Yun Linyuan forced a smile and gritted his teeth.
"Heh..." The man in his hand let out a low laugh.
"Smile a little bit, do you still have the face to smile? Let me ask you, how did you get into my [909] room with [606] card?"
The man casually glanced at the cigarettes on the bedside table, opened the cigarette case, took out one, held it between his fingertips and lit it, with a set of movements flowing smoothly.Taking a deep breath of the cigarette, exhaling a misty smoke ring, he turned his gaze back to Yun Linyuan, and hooked his fingers: "Come here."
Yun Linyuan said angrily: "What a fool, let the fart go!" Even though he said so, the man moved a little involuntarily.
The man stretched out his other hand, which was not holding a cigarette, and tapped it on Yun Linyuan's chest, "I just pushed, and I came in." Yun Linyuan was pushed back, and hurriedly propped his back on the bed, " Fuck, crazy you!"
Yun Linyuan raised his eyebrows, feeling an urge to kill the idiot in front of him, and turned his gaze to the lobby manager standing awkwardly outside the door, "Is your hotel also responsible for this matter? Can you turn off the monitoring?" ?”
The lobby manager said repeatedly: "Yes, yes. You can adjust the monitoring."
On the surveillance screen, the man walked crookedly in the aisle, and stopped in room 606.With one hand propped on the door of the room, the other hand was taking out something in his arms, Yun Linyuan reckoned it should be his broken room cards.
In the next second, the monitoring screen turned, and the person who was digging out suddenly fell forward into room 606. It was obvious that the door of the room was not closed properly at that time.
Yun Linyuan groped his chin to think, could it be that he didn't close the door when he came in?
After all, it affected the accommodation experience of the two of them. The lobby manager applied to the senior management and said that they would be given a free and full refund.
Yun Linyuan stood in the lobby, and was about to open his mouth to mock men 6 and 9 for not being able to tell them apart, but when he turned around, he found that there was no one around him.
Fuck, this shrinking turtle!It ran pretty fast.
Yun Linyuan spat, accepted the refund handed over by the lobby manager, and went upstairs angrily.What the hell, such a terrible thing happened in the middle of the night.The frustrating boss disappeared without a word, not even a serious apology.
When the man returned to the lobby with the late-night snack packed from the hotel restaurant, except for the hotel staff, there was no ghost in sight.Originally, I said apology, but this person is gone and I’m so sorry, the man distributed the supper in his hand to the hotel front desk, and returned [909] empty-handed.
That's right, even if I go to [606] to apologize now, what if I get beaten up.
The author has something to say:
Dear readers who came from Tangju, please read the article: Due to the needs of the plot, some small adjustments have been made to the character design. If you are an OOC darling, you can directly read this book as a separate new short story.
The jealousy that had been suppressed all the time jumped up to the heights, Yun Linyuan couldn't help clenching his fists, and next to his ears came the voice of Tang Sha, who he was thinking about day and night, and resorted to all kinds of tricks, trying to catch up with him, "Ji Guo, I! I like you!".
Dare to love Tang Sha has always liked Ji Guo, he thought Tang Sha just had a low EQ, and he didn't understand his intentions, but he didn't expect that the two had long been in love with each other, only Tang Sha took this step.
To put it bluntly, Tang Sha probably knew what he wanted, but he just pretended not to know and not to respond.Yun Linyuan stretched out his hand and was about to open the door and go in to question Tang Sha.Suddenly heard footsteps from far to near, it should be the waiter of this restaurant.
Yun Linyuan thought for a while, decided not to be reckless, and before the waiter turned the corner, he pushed open the door of the private room next door and hid in.
After staying calmly in the private room next door for a while, Yun Linyuan received a call from the event organizer.The person who contacted him told him to go to the capital. At ten o'clock tomorrow morning, the awards will be presented at the Capital Gymnasium.
Yun Linyuan hung up the phone and held on to the phone tightly, because this competition is very important, and if he wins the prize, it will determine whether his life will go smoothly in the future.After weighing again and again, Yun Linyuan thought that since Tang Sha's matter was a foregone conclusion, it's better to go to the capital to receive the award first and then come back to settle it.
Air tickets are purchased by individuals, and the organizer will reimburse you after presenting the ticket voucher. This is a more humane point of the organizer.Yun Linyuan drove home, packed a few formal clothes and regular clothes, thought for a while and stuffed the mask he bought and never wore into the suitcase.After finishing all this, Yun Linyuan sat cross-legged on the sofa, clicked on the mobile APP to buy tickets, the nearest flight was at [-]:[-], after the order was confirmed, Yun Linyuan hurried to the airport with his suitcase.
Everything went smoothly, Yun Linyuan boarded the plane, and fell into deep thought at an altitude of [-] feet.
In fact, Tang Sha didn't agree to him at the beginning. When he invited Tang Sha to dinner, Tang Sha basically refused, and Tang Sha didn't get along with him. Tang Sha's attitude towards him and Ji Guo was obviously different.
Therefore, throughout the whole process, he plunged into it by himself, regardless of whether he invested in it regardless. If he carefully observed Tang Sha's clear attitude, he would know that Tang Sha had long liked Shang Jiguo.
Fuck, I'm actually a fucking idiot!
If you haven't fallen in love yet, just chasing someone, your IQ will be zero.
When the flight attendant's intellectual and gentle reminder sounded, Yun Linyuan didn't come back to his senses. It wasn't until he felt the people around him stand up and leave their seats that he realized that he had arrived at the Capital Airport.I glanced at my watch, it was already 01:30 in the morning.
After getting off the plane with the crowd, Yun Linyuan found a good hotel and got a room, then threw away the suitcase and went into the bathroom to take a shower.A moment later, he came out of the bathroom with wet hair all over his body, yawned, and threw himself into the big soft bed with his eyes closed.
Well, the bed is quite comfortable, and it's still warm...
etc!Warm?
Yun Linyuan shuddered, jumped up from the bed, and lifted the quilt with a "huh"——
a man!
At this time, he was curled up, sleeping soundly on his bed!
Yun Linyuan's forehead twitched, and he turned around to find out his room card [606], that's right.
Is the security system of this hotel so bad?Anyone can enter a customer's room?So who is this man?Yun Linyuan, who was tired all day, said that it was very uncomfortable to be occupied by a strange man on the bed!
"Hey! Who are you?! Get up for me!" Lifting his foot, Yun Linyuan stepped on the back of the man on the bed mercilessly.
"..." The man on the bed moved and turned over, but there was no movement again.
"Damn it, you slept like a dead pig!" Yun Linyuan spat, jumped on the bed and planned to pinch the man's nose. "Fuck, you're so drunk, why don't you drink to death?" Yun Linyuan approached the man, and was stunned by the alcohol, simply grabbed the man's ear, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Get up! Your wife ran away with the old Wang next door!"
"!" The man woke up in an instant, his bright black eyes were momentarily confused - of course it wasn't because his wife ran away with someone, shouting into his ears like that, it was the deaf man who woke up too.
"Yo, buddy are you awake?" Yun Linyuan sat cross-legged on the bed, smiling with the corners of his mouth twitching.
"Who are you? Why are you in my room?" The person on the bed stood up, rubbing his temples that were slightly swollen from the hangover.
Yun Linyuan suddenly laughed angrily, picked up the room card on the side and held it in front of the man: "Your room? Ha, brother, are you still awake? See what it is?"
The man frowned and stared at the room card, but after a while he looked at Yun Linyuan and smiled: "606?"
... I'm afraid this person is drunk and stupid?
Yun Linyuan was a little speechless.
How the hell do you want him to answer this time? !
Just when Yun Linyuan was struggling with his green face, he saw the man lying down again, leaning against the soft pillow, staring at him unbuttoning his shirt one by one, seeing the man revealing little by little Exquisite clavicle, wheat-colored chest...
Yun Linyuan felt his ears burning hot: "You...what are you doing?"
The man ignored him, stared at him and continued to take off.
"Hey! What are you doing!?" Yun Linyuan's voice trembled.
The man stared at him and put his hands under his clothes.
"Fuck! I'm going to call the police!" Yun Linyuan was furious.
The man's hand was drawn out, holding a room card.
... You fucking put the room card in the bottom of the room? !Are you afraid that someone will steal your broken room card? !
"Here, 6, 0, 6." The man imitated him and held the room card in front of his eyes, chanting the three numbers with the corners of his mouth hooked.
"Fuck! Impossible!" Yun Linyuan's eyes widened, without bothering to complain, he snatched the man's room card and put it together with his own.
... exactly the same.
Damn it, two [606]?
Yun Linyuan thought for a while, connected to the beeper at the bedside, briefly described the cause of the incident, and the lobby manager of the hotel came up quickly.
"I'm sorry, two gentlemen, I didn't bring you a pleasant accommodation experience. Could you please show me your room card?" The lobby manager is a young woman, wearing a very formal business attire, entering the room for the first time One sentence is a polite apology.Although Yun Linyuan was angry, his cultivation from childhood made him unable to lose his temper with a lady.He reached out and handed the room card in his hand to the lobby manager.After such a fuss, the person on the bed was almost sober, and the room card was placed beside the bed. The lobby manager picked up the two cards and compared them, and looked at them over and over again.
The lobby manager nodded slightly towards the man on the bed, "Sorry, sir, your room card is 909, not 606."
The man lay back down again, and casually glanced at Yun Linyuan: "Ah, I'm sorry, I made a mistake~"
...Fuck you, this apology has no sincerity at all!
"Get out of my bed for me! It's sloppy!" Yun Linyuan grabbed the man on the bed by his collar and was about to tear him off the bed. When he turned his face, he saw the embarrassing lobby standing aside. manager.
Hold!I was so pissed off by this idiot, I forgot that there was someone else here.
"Madam, please go out, we have some personal grievances to settle!" Yun Linyuan forced a smile and gritted his teeth.
"Heh..." The man in his hand let out a low laugh.
"Smile a little bit, do you still have the face to smile? Let me ask you, how did you get into my [909] room with [606] card?"
The man casually glanced at the cigarettes on the bedside table, opened the cigarette case, took out one, held it between his fingertips and lit it, with a set of movements flowing smoothly.Taking a deep breath of the cigarette, exhaling a misty smoke ring, he turned his gaze back to Yun Linyuan, and hooked his fingers: "Come here."
Yun Linyuan said angrily: "What a fool, let the fart go!" Even though he said so, the man moved a little involuntarily.
The man stretched out his other hand, which was not holding a cigarette, and tapped it on Yun Linyuan's chest, "I just pushed, and I came in." Yun Linyuan was pushed back, and hurriedly propped his back on the bed, " Fuck, crazy you!"
Yun Linyuan raised his eyebrows, feeling an urge to kill the idiot in front of him, and turned his gaze to the lobby manager standing awkwardly outside the door, "Is your hotel also responsible for this matter? Can you turn off the monitoring?" ?”
The lobby manager said repeatedly: "Yes, yes. You can adjust the monitoring."
On the surveillance screen, the man walked crookedly in the aisle, and stopped in room 606.With one hand propped on the door of the room, the other hand was taking out something in his arms, Yun Linyuan reckoned it should be his broken room cards.
In the next second, the monitoring screen turned, and the person who was digging out suddenly fell forward into room 606. It was obvious that the door of the room was not closed properly at that time.
Yun Linyuan groped his chin to think, could it be that he didn't close the door when he came in?
After all, it affected the accommodation experience of the two of them. The lobby manager applied to the senior management and said that they would be given a free and full refund.
Yun Linyuan stood in the lobby, and was about to open his mouth to mock men 6 and 9 for not being able to tell them apart, but when he turned around, he found that there was no one around him.
Fuck, this shrinking turtle!It ran pretty fast.
Yun Linyuan spat, accepted the refund handed over by the lobby manager, and went upstairs angrily.What the hell, such a terrible thing happened in the middle of the night.The frustrating boss disappeared without a word, not even a serious apology.
When the man returned to the lobby with the late-night snack packed from the hotel restaurant, except for the hotel staff, there was no ghost in sight.Originally, I said apology, but this person is gone and I’m so sorry, the man distributed the supper in his hand to the hotel front desk, and returned [909] empty-handed.
That's right, even if I go to [606] to apologize now, what if I get beaten up.
The author has something to say:
Dear readers who came from Tangju, please read the article: Due to the needs of the plot, some small adjustments have been made to the character design. If you are an OOC darling, you can directly read this book as a separate new short story.
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