The sun is high.
A white-haired old man was sitting in his yard washing cats.
Cat: Meow meow meow meow meow meow——(You guys let go of me!)
"Hehe, don't move around. I know you don't like to take a bath, but I have to use you to pay homage later." The thin old man coughed suddenly.By loosening his hand, the white cat jumped out of the wooden basin as if flying...
It's so nonsense, a fool must hug a cat to pray for blessings when he gets married, and it must be a white cat without a single hair.
It walks in the mountains with free and light steps, and the breeze blows its layers of smooth and beautiful fur.
"Oops!"
Caught off guard, it was picked up by someone.
It was a healthy young man, watching it with a smirk with big white teeth.
"Whose kitty are you? Oh, forget it, no matter whose family it is, it is mine now." The young man laughed loudly after speaking, as if it was a good thing for granted.
The white cat looked at him with clear round eyes and shook its beard, very well-behaved.
"Hey, you're so good. I'll give you a name." The young man walked and pondered, frowning and wrinkling for several rounds, and finally slapped his head.
"Think it over! How about calling it Da Zhuang?" He looked at it and laughed.
Fuck you big strong!
The white cat, which was obediently lying on the young man just now, kicked his chest with both legs and jumped off.
"Hey! Don't you like it? Then Xiaocui, no, sir." The young man rushed forward and pressed the white cat into his arms again.
"Just call it Da Zhuang, anything else is too ugly."
Forget it...
When it was dark, I finally entered the gate of the stockade.
"Ergou! Carrying pole! Tell the boss that it's done!"
The two skinny monkeys nodded and ran away.
"Many, what is this?" Seeing a long-faced orangutan approaching, he smiled blindly.
"Cat, isn't it good-looking? I just caught it!" The young man said this with a rising tone, triumphantly.
Meow--
Da Zhuang yelled at the long face, stuck out his tongue and began to wash his face.
"Long face, tell the brothers to have long eyes, don't eat it like last time."
Da Zhuang's ears perked up, turned over and broke free from the young man's arms, and ran away.
The next morning there was a lot of gongs and drums.
"Oh! Da Zhuang! Why are you here!" The young man slipped out the white cat from the grass in the corner and tied it in his arms.
"Brother Mangy, did you pick up a cat or a wife hahahahaha!" A thin monkey who met yesterday joked.
"Go, go! The bride is coming soon, hurry over and watch!" They walked towards the gate of the village together.
It turns out that today is the marriage of the head of the Jiajia village in Gaga mountain, and he married the eldest daughter of the old Wang family at the foot of the mountain.
The big white cat was wrapped around the young man's shoulder, his eyes half-closed lazily.It is not surprised at all, even if it smells the smell of the old man.
The girl of the Wang family is beautiful, but unfortunately she was burned into a fool when she was young.
"Come, come." The bearded head yelled, and the young man took it off his shoulders and handed it to the bride covered in red gauze.
The two of them paid their respects just like that, and a group of elders made a fuss about the bridal chambers, changing batches if the bridal chambers couldn't accommodate them.
The young man was the next batch, his dark face was also full of happiness, he picked up the wine jar and had a good drink with Long Face.
Meow - meow - (wrong person)
"Da Zhuang, do you also want to marry a wife?" The young man's spirits rose, and two red clouds appeared faintly on his black face.
"Anyway, I want to marry, hehe, but who should I marry?"
Da Zhuang ate two mouthfuls of meat thrown to him from the pole, turned around and left with it in his mouth.
In the middle of the night, the young man came back reeking of alcohol.
Meow--
"Huh? Where did the fox come from? No, Da Zhuang?" He wobbled over to hug it, but his body fell down against his will.
A warm body caught him.
The young man raised his head, his eyes widened, his face wrinkled into a bun.
"who are you?"
"I am Da Zhuang," said the man.
He stood naked in front of the young man frankly.
"Big...strong?" The young man tried his best to understand the meaning as if he heard the name for the first time.
Oh, I remembered, Da Zhuang was the name he gave the white cat.How could he be a big and strong man?
"You can't lie to me, I'm not drunk yet!"
"You're drunk." The naked man spat out three words calmly, bent over, picked him up and walked towards the wooden bed...
On the second day, the rooster raised by Ergou outside the window crowed more than a dozen times, and the young man snored loudly at dawn.
Bang bang bang!Someone is banging on the door.
"Brother Lame! It's not good, get up quickly! The boss married the wrong person!"
A white and tender hand pushed the young man who was still sleeping, and he was still shouting outside the door.
"What!" The young man was pushed awake, opened his eyes, and sat up with a bang after realizing the content of the words.
He wanted to get out of bed, but when he moved again, he felt severe discomfort... By the way, someone pushed him just now... He also had a strange dream last night.
The young man turned his head hesitantly, and there was a half-awake naked man lying on the bed with a frosty face.The memory overlapped, and he slapped his face fiercely.
Seeing that the two dogs outside the door couldn't bark, the man finally left.
"Are you really big and strong?" the young man sat on the edge of the bed and asked.
"Yes."
"How did you become a human?"
"Obviously, I'm a demon." The naked man blinked his beautiful cat eyes twice and said casually.
"Why are you... oh!" The young man froze in frustration, not daring to look at the lazy person on the bed.
I was troubled for a while, and when I turned around, Da Zhuang had already lay down and went back to sleep.The young man didn't have anything to say, he sighed and was about to get up, only to remember what Ergou had yelled just now, so he went out directly.
It turned out that all the troublemakers in the bridal chamber had left yesterday, and the head of the family lifted his hijab only to find out that the one he married was not the daughter of the Wang family but the boy of the Li family.
However, even so, the two of them didn't quarrel, and the big guy didn't know until this morning when the head led him out.But when the young man rushed over, the heated discussion had passed, because the head of the family said that whoever he married would be whoever he married, and besides, he also knew the boy from the Li family, and he was very nice.
The young man figured things out and was thoughtful.
"Brothers, I also want to say something."
Changlian came back with a hoe. He had just finished plowing the land on the back mountain, and he didn't know why he entered the door.
"Well, I'm going to marry a wife too, that's Da Zhuang."
The long face put down the hoe and smiled, "Let me just say, how could such a good cat let you pick it up casually, it was originally here to repay the favor!"
In this corner of the mountains, the white cat repaying favors is a legend believed by every family.White cats can bring happiness and are lucky stars.
The brothers reacted, some immediately accepted it and clamored to find Da Zhuang, while some still couldn't accept it for a while and tilted their heads to think.They were originally farmers who got together to live together, and to be honest, they were all honest.
So from then on, Da Zhuang no longer wandered, and he settled down in the village of Gagara in Gagara Mountain.I usually learn to cook with my daughter-in-law on a shoulder pole, and teach children.Sometimes they would follow the boss and the others down the mountain to rob, but every time others were afraid, they would not rob and go in for nothing...
It didn't take long for everyone to completely regard him as a member of the corner village. No, everyone will have a drink together during the Mid-Autumn Festival tonight and formally welcome Da Zhuang to join.
"Drink all, drink all! If you don't get drunk, you are not sincere!" The young man was already drunk at the banquet, but his face was full of satisfaction.
The long face is the first to drink and get down on the ground, followed by the shoulder pole, the second dog...
When the moon was hanging above the head, everyone was already drunk enough to sing folk songs, walking back in twos and threes supporting each other.
Da Zhuang supported the young man, and the young man fell into a drowsy sleep.
"Daughter-in-law... hiccup... follow me from now on... this cottage... everyone is your relative..." he said while leaning on Da Zhuang's shoulder.
Da Zhuang listened, narrowed his beautiful cat eyes, and didn't answer anything.With a hug, he carried the young man on his shoulders and walked into the house...
A white-haired old man was sitting in his yard washing cats.
Cat: Meow meow meow meow meow meow——(You guys let go of me!)
"Hehe, don't move around. I know you don't like to take a bath, but I have to use you to pay homage later." The thin old man coughed suddenly.By loosening his hand, the white cat jumped out of the wooden basin as if flying...
It's so nonsense, a fool must hug a cat to pray for blessings when he gets married, and it must be a white cat without a single hair.
It walks in the mountains with free and light steps, and the breeze blows its layers of smooth and beautiful fur.
"Oops!"
Caught off guard, it was picked up by someone.
It was a healthy young man, watching it with a smirk with big white teeth.
"Whose kitty are you? Oh, forget it, no matter whose family it is, it is mine now." The young man laughed loudly after speaking, as if it was a good thing for granted.
The white cat looked at him with clear round eyes and shook its beard, very well-behaved.
"Hey, you're so good. I'll give you a name." The young man walked and pondered, frowning and wrinkling for several rounds, and finally slapped his head.
"Think it over! How about calling it Da Zhuang?" He looked at it and laughed.
Fuck you big strong!
The white cat, which was obediently lying on the young man just now, kicked his chest with both legs and jumped off.
"Hey! Don't you like it? Then Xiaocui, no, sir." The young man rushed forward and pressed the white cat into his arms again.
"Just call it Da Zhuang, anything else is too ugly."
Forget it...
When it was dark, I finally entered the gate of the stockade.
"Ergou! Carrying pole! Tell the boss that it's done!"
The two skinny monkeys nodded and ran away.
"Many, what is this?" Seeing a long-faced orangutan approaching, he smiled blindly.
"Cat, isn't it good-looking? I just caught it!" The young man said this with a rising tone, triumphantly.
Meow--
Da Zhuang yelled at the long face, stuck out his tongue and began to wash his face.
"Long face, tell the brothers to have long eyes, don't eat it like last time."
Da Zhuang's ears perked up, turned over and broke free from the young man's arms, and ran away.
The next morning there was a lot of gongs and drums.
"Oh! Da Zhuang! Why are you here!" The young man slipped out the white cat from the grass in the corner and tied it in his arms.
"Brother Mangy, did you pick up a cat or a wife hahahahaha!" A thin monkey who met yesterday joked.
"Go, go! The bride is coming soon, hurry over and watch!" They walked towards the gate of the village together.
It turns out that today is the marriage of the head of the Jiajia village in Gaga mountain, and he married the eldest daughter of the old Wang family at the foot of the mountain.
The big white cat was wrapped around the young man's shoulder, his eyes half-closed lazily.It is not surprised at all, even if it smells the smell of the old man.
The girl of the Wang family is beautiful, but unfortunately she was burned into a fool when she was young.
"Come, come." The bearded head yelled, and the young man took it off his shoulders and handed it to the bride covered in red gauze.
The two of them paid their respects just like that, and a group of elders made a fuss about the bridal chambers, changing batches if the bridal chambers couldn't accommodate them.
The young man was the next batch, his dark face was also full of happiness, he picked up the wine jar and had a good drink with Long Face.
Meow - meow - (wrong person)
"Da Zhuang, do you also want to marry a wife?" The young man's spirits rose, and two red clouds appeared faintly on his black face.
"Anyway, I want to marry, hehe, but who should I marry?"
Da Zhuang ate two mouthfuls of meat thrown to him from the pole, turned around and left with it in his mouth.
In the middle of the night, the young man came back reeking of alcohol.
Meow--
"Huh? Where did the fox come from? No, Da Zhuang?" He wobbled over to hug it, but his body fell down against his will.
A warm body caught him.
The young man raised his head, his eyes widened, his face wrinkled into a bun.
"who are you?"
"I am Da Zhuang," said the man.
He stood naked in front of the young man frankly.
"Big...strong?" The young man tried his best to understand the meaning as if he heard the name for the first time.
Oh, I remembered, Da Zhuang was the name he gave the white cat.How could he be a big and strong man?
"You can't lie to me, I'm not drunk yet!"
"You're drunk." The naked man spat out three words calmly, bent over, picked him up and walked towards the wooden bed...
On the second day, the rooster raised by Ergou outside the window crowed more than a dozen times, and the young man snored loudly at dawn.
Bang bang bang!Someone is banging on the door.
"Brother Lame! It's not good, get up quickly! The boss married the wrong person!"
A white and tender hand pushed the young man who was still sleeping, and he was still shouting outside the door.
"What!" The young man was pushed awake, opened his eyes, and sat up with a bang after realizing the content of the words.
He wanted to get out of bed, but when he moved again, he felt severe discomfort... By the way, someone pushed him just now... He also had a strange dream last night.
The young man turned his head hesitantly, and there was a half-awake naked man lying on the bed with a frosty face.The memory overlapped, and he slapped his face fiercely.
Seeing that the two dogs outside the door couldn't bark, the man finally left.
"Are you really big and strong?" the young man sat on the edge of the bed and asked.
"Yes."
"How did you become a human?"
"Obviously, I'm a demon." The naked man blinked his beautiful cat eyes twice and said casually.
"Why are you... oh!" The young man froze in frustration, not daring to look at the lazy person on the bed.
I was troubled for a while, and when I turned around, Da Zhuang had already lay down and went back to sleep.The young man didn't have anything to say, he sighed and was about to get up, only to remember what Ergou had yelled just now, so he went out directly.
It turned out that all the troublemakers in the bridal chamber had left yesterday, and the head of the family lifted his hijab only to find out that the one he married was not the daughter of the Wang family but the boy of the Li family.
However, even so, the two of them didn't quarrel, and the big guy didn't know until this morning when the head led him out.But when the young man rushed over, the heated discussion had passed, because the head of the family said that whoever he married would be whoever he married, and besides, he also knew the boy from the Li family, and he was very nice.
The young man figured things out and was thoughtful.
"Brothers, I also want to say something."
Changlian came back with a hoe. He had just finished plowing the land on the back mountain, and he didn't know why he entered the door.
"Well, I'm going to marry a wife too, that's Da Zhuang."
The long face put down the hoe and smiled, "Let me just say, how could such a good cat let you pick it up casually, it was originally here to repay the favor!"
In this corner of the mountains, the white cat repaying favors is a legend believed by every family.White cats can bring happiness and are lucky stars.
The brothers reacted, some immediately accepted it and clamored to find Da Zhuang, while some still couldn't accept it for a while and tilted their heads to think.They were originally farmers who got together to live together, and to be honest, they were all honest.
So from then on, Da Zhuang no longer wandered, and he settled down in the village of Gagara in Gagara Mountain.I usually learn to cook with my daughter-in-law on a shoulder pole, and teach children.Sometimes they would follow the boss and the others down the mountain to rob, but every time others were afraid, they would not rob and go in for nothing...
It didn't take long for everyone to completely regard him as a member of the corner village. No, everyone will have a drink together during the Mid-Autumn Festival tonight and formally welcome Da Zhuang to join.
"Drink all, drink all! If you don't get drunk, you are not sincere!" The young man was already drunk at the banquet, but his face was full of satisfaction.
The long face is the first to drink and get down on the ground, followed by the shoulder pole, the second dog...
When the moon was hanging above the head, everyone was already drunk enough to sing folk songs, walking back in twos and threes supporting each other.
Da Zhuang supported the young man, and the young man fell into a drowsy sleep.
"Daughter-in-law... hiccup... follow me from now on... this cottage... everyone is your relative..." he said while leaning on Da Zhuang's shoulder.
Da Zhuang listened, narrowed his beautiful cat eyes, and didn't answer anything.With a hug, he carried the young man on his shoulders and walked into the house...
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